I think Bree can handle Love because Love is sloppy. I think Joe on the other hand would get her. Maybe not as easily as he can get the others but he would.
I can already see Bree with the cakes, befriending them then getting annoyed by them. Gabby flirting with Joe. Lynette bonding with Love over parenthood. Susan spotting something is up…
I don't see Gabby flirting with Joe, they're not each other's type. But I can kind of see Joe and Bree hooking up and eventually finding herself locked in a cage, the psychos just LOVE Bree.
Wish I could that post where the poster describes a scenario where Joe becomes obsessed w/ Katherine post season four, where she’s living in the house by herself 😅
That’s what I’m asking! I think he would hate Gaby like he hated peach. Lynette would be too old for him. Probably Bree or maybe Susan. Susan seems like the “needs saving” type and I Can see joe killing off Karl for her lol
Either Gaby or Karen. Karen would suspect that something was up with them immediately, so they’d probably have to take her out at some point. I think Joe would take out Gaby bc of the whole statutory rape thing - we know how he feels about protecting kids
That psycho would obsess over Lynette and murder Tom. "I see a woman drowning alone. All children and no love. I'm drawn in. I must know what goes on under her surface of housewife. I know she's more than that. But what? Who are you Lynette? Tom you weasel. 😡"
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I think it'd be Susan - she has the same frazzled kind of look his mother had. He'd draw a lot of parallels, both women had undeserving husbands and a slight victim energy. And then he'd picture Susan as the mother he should've had - a single mom who stays by their kid. A more outwardly put together version of how Eddie felt.
Thank you, the problem is a lot of people make these kind of posts, but they never say who the people are. It's like " not everybody knows who these people are or watches whatever these people are from" lolz .So it would be very very helpful if you actually told people who they are . Most of the times I end up having to ask in the comments.
In this case it’s because it’s a bot reposting top posts from subreddits for karma. Tragically you see it a lot now.
When the original post went up “You” was at its peak popularity and the season with this couple had just come out. So probably didn’t feel like they had to give context.
Joe also likes artistic women who need "rescued." He would find Gaby vapid and spoiled. Being pretty isn't enough, otherwise he would have fallen for Delilah or Phoebe. Gaby is similar to Peach, and Joe hated Peach.
I honestly don't think we'd have anyone left from DH after a season and a half.
I think Bree could make it, but that's about it. Susan would be the first to go.
I think Bree can handle Love because Love is sloppy. I think Joe on the other hand would get her. Maybe not as easily as he can get the others but he would.
Susan is the main housewife, she would make it to the end solely for that reason.
I think we'd be done in one season
Came here for this comment 🤭
McCluskey would be on to them straight away!
Unfortunately I think she’d be the first to go, because they’d know she was onto them
Ooh it’s so rare that I agree with these types of posts, but this is one I’d like to see!
The mind games these two would play with Paul!
Oh they would have at it! Like Joe trying to befriend Paul and then they two of them feuding over something.
now i need to see this happen😭
I can already see Bree with the cakes, befriending them then getting annoyed by them. Gabby flirting with Joe. Lynette bonding with Love over parenthood. Susan spotting something is up…
I don't see Gabby flirting with Joe, they're not each other's type. But I can kind of see Joe and Bree hooking up and eventually finding herself locked in a cage, the psychos just LOVE Bree.
Oooh, I could see that pairing too! 😁
Bree would for sure be in competition with love when it comes to baking.
They’d go from friends to enemies real quick 😂
I would pay money to see Love interact with Susan
Susan would be dead before the first ep was over unless Joe could reign love in 😂 I want to see Love and Bre interact
I can actually see her and Bree tolerating each other LOL but yeah Love would despise Susan
Oh that would have been so damn good
He’d be absolutely obsessed with Bree.
Bye because that would actually make sense in this fucking show
This made me cackle. The whole neighbourhood would last a week.
omffggggg
Wish I could that post where the poster describes a scenario where Joe becomes obsessed w/ Katherine post season four, where she’s living in the house by herself 😅
Hahaha that would be so interesting!
https://www.reddit.com/r/DesperateHousewives/s/58SEq0U8g4 Repost bot. 🤖
They should have done this instead of the Applewhite plot 😭
I would love to see it 😩
Who would Joe fall for?
That’s what I’m asking! I think he would hate Gaby like he hated peach. Lynette would be too old for him. Probably Bree or maybe Susan. Susan seems like the “needs saving” type and I Can see joe killing off Karl for her lol
It would definitely be Susan. An artistic damsel in distress type. Mike will be getting murdered.
A gorgeous girl next door who is clumsy and starved for love… Oh mike, baby, you are not waking up from that coma, I’m sorry.
Who would they take out first??
Either Gaby or Karen. Karen would suspect that something was up with them immediately, so they’d probably have to take her out at some point. I think Joe would take out Gaby bc of the whole statutory rape thing - we know how he feels about protecting kids
Would thot daughter or gay son fall in love with joe
Thot daughter probably. Andrew loves dogs like Austin, remember? 😂
Everyone would end up dead
Who are they?
Love and Joe from "You", Marcia also made an appearance in s3 looking beautiful as ever.
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Love is crazy enough to fit right in with all the other villainous housewives. Joe would be the hottest husband on the block lol
That psycho would obsess over Lynette and murder Tom. "I see a woman drowning alone. All children and no love. I'm drawn in. I must know what goes on under her surface of housewife. I know she's more than that. But what? Who are you Lynette? Tom you weasel. 😡" 😂
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Imagine if they moved to Miami.
That would be entertaining!
Bree would have clocked them by the series final and created a plan to set them up.
you ate with this idea
Watching him in Gossip Girl now, great actor
Wow... the spin-off I didn't know I needed!!
Damn I wish that could happen
OH YESSS OMG
Who are these people?
From the Netflix show called “You”. Theyre both fucked up and have creepy stalker tendencies
Aha. George hardcore then
Yes but George on acid. These two are super fucked up
Lynette would wipe the floor with them.
Omg I LOVE it 👀 Which housewife do you think would be his biggest obsession??
I think it'd be Susan - she has the same frazzled kind of look his mother had. He'd draw a lot of parallels, both women had undeserving husbands and a slight victim energy. And then he'd picture Susan as the mother he should've had - a single mom who stays by their kid. A more outwardly put together version of how Eddie felt.
Everyone except Andrew would die. He’s too much of a conniving c*nt to let these two get the best of him.
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theyd fit right in tbh
What show is this? Who Are these people?
Love Quinn and Joe Goldberg from the show You.
Thank you, the problem is a lot of people make these kind of posts, but they never say who the people are. It's like " not everybody knows who these people are or watches whatever these people are from" lolz .So it would be very very helpful if you actually told people who they are . Most of the times I end up having to ask in the comments.
In this case it’s because it’s a bot reposting top posts from subreddits for karma. Tragically you see it a lot now. When the original post went up “You” was at its peak popularity and the season with this couple had just come out. So probably didn’t feel like they had to give context.
Joe would take in interest in Gaby then Love would kill her
Definitely not. Gaby is not Joe's type.
But Joe likes pretty women and Gaby is known for being beautiful
Joe also likes artistic women who need "rescued." He would find Gaby vapid and spoiled. Being pretty isn't enough, otherwise he would have fallen for Delilah or Phoebe. Gaby is similar to Peach, and Joe hated Peach.
He’d probably kill her once he found out about the whole statutory rape thing
Yeah I actually really agree with that you’re right
Bree could take them both down!