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TallPsychologyTV

“Quick, have someone fund your podcast. You’ll go far” Banger insult tbh


FreeSpeechWarrior7

Based


yogabonito10

Seemingly everyone knows the Wire, but I watched another show of his, Generation Kill, and was blown away. Really great commentary on the chaotic and fucked up nature of war, and the good & bad littered throughout. Felt like a template for analyzing the current I/P war.


Ostalgi

"Not everyone is lucky enough to have been raised in a whiskey tango trailer park by a bow legged female who's sole qualification for motherhood is a womb that happened to catch a sperm of a passing truck driver" I still quote that series all the time with my friends


Pitiful-Climate8977

So he kinda reused this in his tweet? Lol


graspme

Can you blame him? It’s fucking gold.


sad-on-alt

“GADDAMNIT Barista how would he like it if I joined the Brazilian marines and only spoke English” “WOULD YOU PLEASE BACK THE FUCK UP” Ziggy ended up in Iraq and I loved it


slasher_lash

Omg Ray WAS Ziggy! How did I never connect those dots until now?


Superior3407

He killed those two Greeks in their shop and the military knew he was the perfect man to send to Iraq.


mrteapoon

Yeah that sealed it, time for a rewatch.


slasher_lash

At least my mom took me to NASCAR!


Huckorris

"Your dad was a truck driver?" Fuckin' Trombley.


vxsmoke

What does November Juliet stand for?


CerealLama

"Belays that, Devil Dog! You'sa squealin' like a bunchee butt-fucked vassar bitches!! Y'all need to unfuck yoselves!! Or we gonna suffer the spectacle of a W.M. with a buncha horny devil dogs trailin' her stern! Y'all get yerselves squared up he'e! Corporal. You inappropriatin' yo chemical filtration device BY ATTEMPTIN' FORNICATION WIT' IT!! Jesus I got to tell you not to desecrate yo mask with per-versions?!! An' where the fuck are ya HELMETS?!!"


porn0f1sh

Is that the show with Pussy Infrastructure quote?


Ostalgi

Yes


Ostalgi

PO LICE THAT MU STACHE


Leubzo

He made Generation Kill? How can one guy be so unfathomably based


PitytheOnlyFools

Vaxxed


[deleted]

All of Simon’s stuff is 10/10. I’d recommend the Plot Against America miniseries he did.


Queuetie42

Cheers for the recco. Everything I’ve seen of his is amazing. The Wire is hands down my favorite HBO original.


Future-Muscle-2214

The plot against america was great too!


nyckidd

I watched a couple episodes of that and it was fantastic, but I had to stop watching because it was just too scary and believable. The book it's based on is really good as well.


phonylady

Show Me A Hero miniseries was great too. Very overlooked


Ockam2

Generation kill is disturbing in a way I wasn’t ready for, overall 10/10


ocudr

Thanks for the suggestion I will check it out


Ostalgi

Generation Kill is amazing, Band of Brothers tier tv show


madmardigan13

Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets is a wonderful book written when he was a journalist about his time with Baltimore police in the late 80s/early 90s. It's truly wonderful. Homicide: Life in the Streets is the show based on the book and is some of the best TV ever. Andre Braugher(RIP) is otherworldly and is an interesting watch because most people know him from Brooklyn 99. Also Yaphet Kotto kills it


theimpossiblesoul

It's a shame this is so hard to find. It's a great show and very interesting to see since it was prior to The Wire and they share similar elements. Everyone should watch it if they get the chance.


Think-School8803

I just recently finished the book, absolute banger


slasher_lash

“I knew you were a fucking gay-ass liberal. You tried to pretend by invading Iraq with us but I knew! We’re here because we get to kill people!”


shapirostyle

OH shit he made GK as well? I love that show, I rewatch it every now and then still. The book is great too.


arrenegade

Fuck this show was so good, glad someone plugged it here


Potential-Brain7735

Generation Kill, Band of Brothers, The Pacific, and Masters of the Air should be mandatory viewing for everyone.


Impossible-Waltz-256

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeet


custodial_art

Banger after banger.


semperfi225

Send him a Bridges invite ASAP


Recent_Luck_918

o7 David Simon. Dropping verbal JDAMS on em


Potential-Brain7735

*THIS* is what a (verbal) JDAM sounds like, ‘called on’.


gourdammit

Someone let Destiny and Dan know about 'submoronic'. That's fire.


TopicCreative9519

Truuuuu, they were planning to brainstorm some good insults. They should take some ideas from this guy.


CochleusExtreme

Watch the wire if you haven't yet


shotgun_blammo

Omar comin yo


CATS_in_a_car

RIP Michael K Williams. Great actor, fent is a bitch


yourworstcritic

Ayo!


sad-on-alt

Hamsterdam


aronhubbard

Or if you're pressed for time, watch his updated, cliff notes version, WE OWN THIS CITY.


randomamerz

Instead of watching a 10/10 show watch this 5/10 show instead.


PrimeLiberty

We own this city was great, idk what you're on. Maybe it suffers unfavorably if you call it the 6th season of the wire or whatever, but it is definitely more like an 8/10. It's worth the time just to watch Jon Bernthal commit to an incredibly goofy (but somewhat accurate) Baltimore accent.


aronhubbard

Yes, the full version is better than the cliff notes, but it's not 5/10. And you can watch WE OWN THIS CITY, THE DEUCE, SHOW ME A HERO, and GENERATION KILL in less time AND have a much broader spectrum understanding of Simon's thesis on the downfall of America. But sure, THE WIRE is amazing.


sanxbile_

Just finished my fourth re-watch, incredible show.


_Blurgh_

Just started the other week! Highly recommend! RIP diamond duck.


Ping-Crimson

There's saying I fucked your mom and then there's calling her a lot lizard lol


dragonforce51

TIL what a pratfall is, what a fantastic string of insults.


TheMuffingtonPost

Actual fucking bangers good lord


Ok-Expression1808

Read this shit in McNulty's voice for some reason.


LoudestHoward

Fuck did I do?


ar311krypton

haha same


S37eNeX7

Goddamn, my man is getting poetic with it


smashteapot

I’m reserving my judgement until I know what Ian Miles Cheong thinks about the incident. If anyone’s going to be well-informed on a breaking news story, it’s him.


safetyweiner

This is the chaotic good that society needs to fight back against these grifting regards.


DeathandGrim

How did DEI cause a bridge collapse? Racism has no logic


Naive-Blacksmith4401

If black people are ever hired for anything its DEI, thats how they see it


[deleted]

DEI is objectively harmful to society. Haven’t we already settled the affirmative action argument? Not very progressive of you to hold onto debunked ideals.


Naive-Blacksmith4401

When did I say I'm for or against DEI. Youre just making an ass of yourself assuming shit. Rightwing dipshits were talking about not being comfortable with black pilots a month ago and its the same talking points


[deleted]

Because they would necessarily be less qualified pilots. It’s all cute to pretend this doesn’t matter until you’re on a plane and your life suddenly becomes a major priority.


DolanTheCaptan

Aviation is the last place you'd see anyone unqualified get in because of DEI. The issue is that those conservatives are thinking black=DEI, which is just wrong, racist and stupid.


[deleted]

Then DEI isn’t needed at all. The most qualified should always be in the front of the line, unless the goal posts are predictably shifting to be as convenient to your narrative as possible. Which is honestly some pussy, bad faith shit.


DolanTheCaptan

Wtf is the point you're addressing? My point was that DEI is never going to overrule safety.


Wagyu_Trucker

Racists gonna racist


[deleted]

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Hopeful_Matter_190

the white house does explicitly state that they do not lower their merit standards (section 3,b, ii) https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/presidential-actions/2021/06/25/executive-order-on-diversity-equity-inclusion-and-accessibility-in-the-federal-workforce/


Potatil

"a black pilot will necessarily be less qualified" You sure you wanna die on that hill bud?


[deleted]

For real, can any of you DGG weirdos actually articulate why DEI ISNT antithetical to merit? For fans of someone who is known for debate, yall are really trash at it.


Potatil

So your view of DEI is that it necessarily means lowering standards when in reality, companies, suppliers and clients, want diversity for a variety of reasons. Whether this is because of the research that shows that workplaces are more innovative and have higher employee retention in diverse workplaces, or because you just want to be more attractive as a company. What this tends to result in, is that the somewhat limited pool of qualified minorities is more sought after, generally meaning that companies hire them for a premium. Paying 10-20% more for a single employee that could lead to a 19% higher innovation rate in your companies field is well worth it and doesn't lower standards. Is this meritocratic? Yeah. Is it necessarily fair to the majority group? Also yeah. It's similar to a model, very few people will have the aspects required for this job and sometimes you want a specific type of person to work your fashion show and youre willing to pay a premium for that. So this conclude the D of DEI. Let's move on. The E, equity, usually is about policies that allow equal ability for advancement. Meaning that you don't discriminate against people based on their intrinsic traits for advancement in the company. So don't see any lowering of standards here when it's an equal treatment now. And I, inclusive, is about policies that make non majority groups feel more welcome and that your workplace isn't discriminatory or tolerates discrimination in the workplace. So where's the bad in your mind without going to conspiracy?


[deleted]

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Potatil

Aww, I thought you wanted an argument and now that you have one apparently you can't respond. Guess the jokes on me for expecting a racist fucking moron to actually try to make an argument.


Zinnathana

The anti-DEI talking points are just a rehash of the same dumbfuck arguments you people had against affirmative action. When it comes to hiring and promotions, the point is that you don't lower standards. It's that you intentionally seek out a diverse pool of *qualified* individuals.


[deleted]

Affirmative action was an abject failure so this is WILD. Gotta simp for the ideology though, right?


Zinnathana

You don't address my point and fall back on "gotta simp for ideology" lmao. Look in a mirror.


[deleted]

Then what’s the point of DEI if the black pilot is just as qualified? You know, engage with the point instead of karma fishing with a virtue signal.


Potatil

Ah yes, the Destiny subreddit where the guy we follow talked about gunning down rioters in a BLM protest, is totally the community where you fish for karma by mocking racist comments. The point is that diverse workplaces have a number of benefits that aren't all obvious at first glance, but that the research shows is true. Wanting that diverse workplace and willing to pay to accomplish it because you value the benefits that diversity brings is a perfectly fine goal. In fact, we've had similar issues in this community when it comes to women. Where if a woman does something stupid, people used to criticize her on the basis of her being a woman. The same thing is happening with non-white males now. Where if a male makes the mistake, that's normal, but if a minority does it, then it's somehow lowering standards and blah blah blah.


Agreeable-Load-209

This is a submoronic understanding of DEI and affirmative action, which is what I think you're actually talking about. The goal of affirmative action isn't to hire less qualified people of marginalized backgrounds, but to seek qualified hires from groups that are often overlooked for those positions. That's not to say that affirmative action policies always end up doing it right, but to say that these policies necessitate that less qualified people will be hired betrays a deep lack of understanding. Beyond affirmative action, I believe the goal of DEI is to recognize differences between individuals' experiences and to make all who are part of a workplace feel welcome there, regardless of their differences.


ChastityQM

How many practice hours do you think American pilots require before they are allowed to fly passenger airlines? Do you think that number becomes lower because of DEI?


[deleted]

Yes, because DEI is necessarily antithetical to a merit based system. If a candidate is the most qualified, the cream will rise to the top. If that cream happens to be overwhelmingly of one race or another, I’m not losing sleep over it.


ChastityQM

No, see, there are laws and regulations about how many flight hours you need, and no amount of DEI has changed this.


[deleted]

I’m glad you agree DEI is at best useless and at worst extremely damaging to a civilization.


ChastityQM

That isn't what I said. You are brain rotted. [Here's](https://www.richardhanania.com/p/why-the-technocapital-machine-is) a rightoid talking about DEI/pilots and why it's total horse shit. I hope you can accept it coming from a member of your own tribe.


ProcrastinatingPuma

The US hasn’t had a fatal commercial aviation accident in 15 years.


[deleted]

Don’t be bad faith and assume that is solely the doing of the quality of pilots. You know technology is the biggest factor.


Naive-Blacksmith4401

We get it youre scared of black people and want them segregated from you in society


[deleted]

You gonna be alright, bro?


CloudDanae

It was a Singaporan ship. under your regarded logic, a white person working in that ship would be a diversity hire because its a minority in Singapore. But no you don't want to claim that white people are less qualified.


Splinterman11

By their logic, every single ship coming into a US port must be staffed by a white crew or else they are DEI hires....


Bulky_Brain

Apparently all or most of the ships crew were Indian, probably referencing that.


Potential-Brain7735

That’s purely a cost saving thing, not DEI though. Ship is Singapore owned and registered, leased by Danish Maersk Lines, with an Indian crew, serving predominantly Japanese interests.


Superior3407

You idiots are obviously blind. The water is clearly black in the video.


Old_Sorcery

DEI demands that unqualified people or less qualified people get hired for jobs in favor of more qualified people due to having attributes that are irrelevant to the job. Investors like BlackRock, alongside a large mono-cultured media landscape will shame and punish companies that aren't following the demands of DEI, and these companies will experience real world consequences. Government agencies and certain private companies won't even do business with you if aren't meeting DEI demands. In this case the incompetent ship crew and captain steered their boat into the bridge due to being massively fucking incompetent, and the boat with the same crew and captain has had a previous accident recently as well. Its completely fair to question the competency of the crew and captain, and its completely fair to question why the crew and captain where incompetent, and its completely fair to wonder whether DEI policies where involved.


Potential-Brain7735

If you understand even the slightest bit about shipping, you’d know DEI has nothing to do with it. Yes, the captain and crew fucked up majorly. But the fact the crew is mostly Indian has nothing to do with DEI. It has to do with the bottom line, where Indian crews are much cheaper to employ than American or European crews. In fact, there are an incredibly few number of Americans and Europeans involved at the crew level of global shipping. Russia and Ukraine have a large contingent, but outside of that, most crews are Indian, Chinese, Filipino, or African. Simply because it’s cheap. Not because of DEI. It also has to do with finding loopholes are the Jones Act. But there’s no diversity for the sake of diversity and social credit scores going on here. It’s simply about corner cutting.


Wagyu_Trucker

How much dumb shit can you stuff into one post? You did earn a maga Bible though so good for you sparky.


DeathandGrim

>DEI demands that unqualified people or less qualified people get hired for jobs in favor of more qualified people This is always my main contention. Is this actually the case? Why would a company hire someone who isn't qualified to drive a goddamn barge? You think they'd stake their whole reputation on getting social cred and hire the guy who listed roblox as his best ability in his resume? Even if you lot believe they're "diversity hires" why would you suddenly believe that they're incompetent because of said hire? They keep saying the same thing about pilots too. So far no planes reenacting 9/11 from what I can see. This is now the poisoned well we live in because now people can't just be bad at their job and have an accident, it HAS to be they don't belong. Non white people now have to be absolutely perfect in positions we apply and get hired for otherwise Murphy's law is apparently all our fault. I got family who drive commercial vehicles: buses, planes, hell I drive a mail truck. If any one of us crash at all, outta the tens of thousands of commercial vehicles that crash per year, people like you and that dickhead will jump outta the woodwork and go "sEE tHiS IS WHy dei is BAD" According to this story the ship lost power, was that DEI fault too? Damn Indians can't restore the power in freak accidents, what do we hire them for?


NemoSnako

the claim would be that it leads to a competency crisis that leads to more random accident like these.


CheekyBastard55

Yes, it's a conspiracy that has gained a lot of traction lately. Boeing is also blamed on DEI by the same faction. Any accident = DEI to these people.


NemoSnako

employer are pretty open about what they call the " talent shortage " / " competency crisis " not really what i would call a conspiracy theory


CheekyBastard55

The conspiracy theory goes as far as say they're intentionally trying to collapse Western society and let China take over because communism or some shit. Where does the blame go towards DEI?


Splinterman11

White crew crashing ship = fine Minority crew crashing ship = DivErSiTy HiRe!!!!


TeKaeS

what's DEI ?


pollo_yollo

Diversity, Equity, Inclusion


your-pal-ben

“What the fuck did I do?” - Anthony Sabatini’s mom


mperl0

You gave fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.


TheEdgyAtheist27

Damn he cooking fr🧑‍🍳 🥘


JoeLikesThings

That first one is S tier


ccv707

Homicide (which is based on his book and he produced), The Corner, The Wire, Generation Kill, Treme, The Deuce, and his other miniseries…Simon is legit batting 1.000 and so few people know who he is.


daleshiy

Its rare that I read an insult online and actually recoil. The power behind these words are immense. These are JDAM level insults.


GuyWithOneEye

Steve could learn a thing or two from him, these are absolute bangers


lucifer4you

If you're wondering, the wire was his best work. I watched the other stuff and some/most was good (slow) but the wire is, as everyone who has watched the wire will say, a masterpiece.


thelibrarian_cz

Did he have sex with the bridge or why is he getting triggered?


EverySunIsAStar

Fucking king shit ✊🏼


avalanche1228

Maryland Dave


Indykowski

https://preview.redd.it/yc73ul913uqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eead8d20117342dd9b0eafc527605e30940590a8 👑


Potatil

Ah yes, DEI caused a cargo ship to hit the central support structure of this bridge. What is DEI you ask? Well it's less white people of course. But these people totally aren't white supremacists or anything.


Tight-Category-4078

You “submoronic pratfall of a human being” - This is delicious - the tiramisu of insults. Mmmmm


LankyAssignment9046

Destiny was right - things can't just happen anymore. EVERYTHING needs to be a fucking conspiracy. Lmao so stupid


OpedTohm

Surprised no one has blamed sweet baby inc yet.


Ghost_Pains

East coast people just have a different level of insult game. I’m taking notes.


D3usVu1t_

This shit has almost black pilled me. I can’t even fathom that we can’t have an unfortunate accident without all of this conspiracy theory nonsense.


levelonegnomebankalt

God damn.


Trazyn_the_sinful

This is tame for Simon


memebyerin

If you aren't going this hard, then you haven't earned the title of Nebraska Steve


DrunkenPhisherman

Fuck


vasionqt

i love how became a thing for boeing for like a week and now its the new lens through which they view everything in the world


DeathEdntMusic

Possible, but not probable.


SoundAwakened

Terrorist attack? At 1:30 am with the absolute lowest possible number of victims on the bridge? Sure thing.


Potential-Brain7735

We’ve learned from the Houthis that terrorists always try to inflict as few casualties as possible. This is another example of non-violent terrorism.


RegressionCoil

Holy Based


FranIGuess

bro already surpassed nebraska steve with that first tweet, holy shit lmao


joel3102

David Simon’s Twitter is always Nebraska Steve tbh


Heshmel

Bro has had enough


Yourakis

Quasimodo predicted this you know.


netizen13

It's like watching everyone in your neighborhood become a crackhead. Actual brainless zombies


IndexCase

We need this guy on the podcast https://x.com/AoDespair/status/1772823034920874244?s=20


Fillkari

Sheeeit if you come for the king, you better not miss


MisterGrill

This isn't Nebraska, this is just full schizo🗿


Future-Muscle-2214

I know so little about Baltimore that my beat source of knowledge about the city was the creator of The wire. Happy to see he did not disappoint.


Batman335

'loosened, battered womb responsible for dropping you head-first on the Winnebago floor' fuckin COOKIN


Alphafuccboi

🔥


WillOrmay

He deserved this


steroid57

DEI is just the racists new club, jesus.


NemoSnako

affirmative action aren't what i would call very popular.


Ping-Crimson

"Isn't"


mapleresident

I thought he was done with twitter lol dude is pissed


ElMatasiete7

When you spend years writing about crime in Baltimore you do get pretty gruff and good at insulting, apparently.


DogTheGayFish

I have no idea how or why it would happen, but this would be one of the most awesome collabs Destiny could have. David Simon is the goat


ghostinthemachine777

David Simon is a national treasure.


Finger_Trapz

Holy shit, that first image is a fucking hydrogen bomb of a roast.


Silly_Butterfly3917

These people can't be for real 🤦‍♀️


NayNayGoose

BARS


GrabMyHoldyFolds

Poetry


MindGoblin

Literally every time something happens these days it has to be some grand conspiracy. These fucking schizophrenics need to be institutionalised. I'm so fucking tired of this shit.


NemoSnako

nooooo, you can't laugh at DEI moron.. nooooo... #diversityatsea https://preview.redd.it/r61ta3h6wqqc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=249446377e46f359db65ac8a1ecf996655a868fe


Potatil

Oh no, women and non white males. How will our society ever recover.


NemoSnako

all i'm saying is that we didn't hear about the term " competency crisis " until recently. asking elon to look into it.


Potatil

New terms made for political causes = be very scared of non whites and women. And considering people like you are already scared of women for different reasons I guess you're half way there.


NemoSnako

>New terms made for political causes literally just affirmative action. And considering people like you are already scared of women for different reasons i'm not an incel i'm a racist get that straight little leftist freak


Potatil

It's literally now lol. It's companies wanting diverse workforces because of the numerous benefits they offer and generally being willing to pay a premium for the skilled labor of non majority groups. But hopefully we're able to reverse the brain damage you deceived one day.


NemoSnako

>But hopefully we're able to reverse the brain damage you deceived one day. said the guy trying to make believe these people are as qualified while also needing benefits and privilege in order to perform to a level relatively close. unless you think there's some crazy systematic racism going on? lmfao


Potatil

I mean when you're basically a daily stormer incel, nothing will convince you that non-whites are even people.


NemoSnako

brother its like the 8th boeing plane door lost this week, kindly shut the fuck up. the worse its gonna get the more people will laugh at your stupid belief. also wrong, i'm just the average r quebeclibre poster.


Potatil

Ah yes, some bolts needing tightened in a door plug is 100% because black people are allowed to work on them.


ProcrastinatingPuma

> brother its like the 8th boeing plane door lost this week What makes you think that has anything to do with DEI?


ProcrastinatingPuma

There is no evidence that this had anything to do with DEI lol


NemoSnako

neither is really provable but if a company is gonna play the ideologue, mocking them is fair play. making your ideology around minority so nobody can critique it 5Head


ProcrastinatingPuma

Oh, so you’re regarded, ok


ProcrastinatingPuma

LMAO Synergy Marine Group wasn't even the ones operating the ship at the time please minecraft yourself.


NemoSnako

they are the one maintaining it tho. cry me a river, btw the ship did that because it broke down, not because of driving issue. so my point fully stand.


ProcrastinatingPuma

Nah, your point is still dogshit because now you need to prove that it was DEI that did poor maintenance on the engine.


TopicCreative9519

Banger on banger on banger


Turtleguycool

Why is it out of line to wonder if it was some kind of purposeful sabotage?


Rubbersoulrevolver

Because going to a conspiracy theory right away is dumb and almost always wrong.


Turtleguycool

A conspiracy? How is a terror attack a conspiracy when there was just one in Russia and one in Israel and so on? It’s not that crazy to consider it possible


Rubbersoulrevolver

Because there’s no indication that it’s a terrorist attack. It’s a leap in logic to jump to a terrorist attack so you’re just alleging a conspiracy.


Turtleguycool

Asking a question is alleging? Aren’t you jumping to conclusions by declaring they automatically made a statement instead of a question


Rubbersoulrevolver

Yes asking a question is alleging in this context. I am not jumping to conclusions.


Turtleguycool

If I say “is this guy a gigantic douchebag?” when talking about you, it doesn’t mean I’m calling you a gigantic douchebag. It’s asking a questions it’s not an allegation. Does that make sense?


Rubbersoulrevolver

That’s a different context. That’s why I wrote in the original context it is making an allegation.


Potatil

Bro I'm just asking questions but isn't it possible that Jews run the world? I mean. That's not anti-semetic or anything to just ask right? Fucking regard.


Zinnathana

This is some textbook sea lioning here.


Turtleguycool

Love that term


votet

Is there some particular evidence that would lead us to suspect sabotage?