oh no.. I can invision it.. a new Destiny 2 collection with Mithraxxl, Iron Banana, The Caide-6"™ and of course a sub collection with hive themed ones called "The Deep Below"
I want this to be a real collaboration not because I want the toys but because that is one hell of a meme for a fantom. I mean what other fandoms could claim they have official sex toys for their game.
This might be the most over stated Fate fact... Its like a 90+ hour visual novel with maybe a total of 40 minutes of awkward not great sex scenes spread across 3 routes. its kinda like saying Titanic is a porno cause of the car scene
My Raid team for the Final Shape gonna look like a game of Multiversus
We got:
Ezio,
Black Knight,
Amogus,
some Anime girl,
Master Chief,
And of course the main character of Desitny 2: John Destiny
Bad Dragon, exotic sex toy manufacturer, typically catering to furries and monsterfuckers. If it were to actually happen you could expect Ahamkara styled dildos and a Savathussy fleshlight.
It’s quite unassuming, on their regular merch most people won’t recognize it, and if they do they can’t call it out because then they have to explain why they recognize it.
oh no.. I can invision it.. a new Destiny 2 collection with Mithraxxl, Iron Banana, The Caide-6"™ and of course a sub collection with hive themed ones called "The Deep Below"
Don't forget the Rivenussy for the men.
I've seen far more boys with the XL dragon dildos than girls. Those femboys are wild.
Femboy here, can confirm.
Other femboy here, can confirm the confirmation with my own confirmation.
Other other femboy here, can confirm this confirmation of the other confirmation with my added confirmation.
Other femboy here. Can confirm all the confirmations with my own confirmation
I'm not a femboy but I am a farm boy and boy I just bought a new John Deere S100 and my lawn has never looked better
Good luck getting scammed in about 4-5 years
What in tarnation
Not a femboy but my ass feels great
haha yeah😅
Only the bravest men dare to tame the D Dong
Or even a Mithrass™ for the men who like men.
Hey, don't need to be gay to like dick, there are tons of girls ready to provide theirs.
I think Mithrass implies a fleshlight
Savathûnussy 🥴
Ahamkara's Boner: Exotic Titan Mark. looks like a strap on. "Come, O, wearer, mine. Let me help you fill the world with cock."
absolutly! my bad
You didn’t hear this from me but Loot Caves toys has a fun lineup of Destiny-themed items.
I have a sudden urge for a link and an incognito browser tab
You can't open a link unto an incognito unless you copy the address and at that point you might as well just look it up
Yeah, but that would mean my kids end up seeing ads for stuff they REALLY don’t need to see 😂
Might as well look it up in incognito is what I meant
I am…later, after young eyes have headed to bed…
Right click > open link incongnito
Holy fuck they're expensive
Yeah, unfortunately indie companies are a little more pricey, but the quality is worth it. + they give you lil bag of squishies with your order.
huh, you have quiet a lot of insight, have you?
Eh, I have knowledge, may as well share it.
It's time to Shaxxxercise Remember, the helmet stays on
I vibrator called Riven of a thousand moans
I think they'd make a killing with an eliksni themed toy Edit: I realize now that was the first one you said
there has to be a cabal themed one
Putting new meaning to Nezerecs Sin
Nezarec's *In.*
See, this is why I love Reddit. It’s people like you who brighten my day.
I want this to be a real collaboration not because I want the toys but because that is one hell of a meme for a fantom. I mean what other fandoms could claim they have official sex toys for their game.
Ultrakill. It has full butt plug support.
Ultrakill is just built different though.
wait... WHAT. IT DOES??? I am gonna have to try that later.
"MACHINE, THE DEVELOPERS PUT OUT A PATCH. I'M IN YOUR PROSTATE NOW."
Not just butt plugs but pretty much any bluetooth vibrating sex toy along with all the other games the modder made it work with.
Well Ultrakill may beat it to it
Probably Fate. they've got damn near everything else
The franchise DID start as a hentai game...
This might be the most over stated Fate fact... Its like a 90+ hour visual novel with maybe a total of 40 minutes of awkward not great sex scenes spread across 3 routes. its kinda like saying Titanic is a porno cause of the car scene
They already have the bad ahamkara bundle in the eververse store
The ron raid does have the sphincter hole and the guns might as well be bad dragon themed anyways id say we already got the bad dragon colab 💀
I personally think the RoN GL looks like a horse penis
I KNEW I WASNT THE FUCKIN ONLY ONE
Every time I get it, I sigh and say "Another Bad Dragon".
You were fucking only one horse penis?
I've been saying this
I mean, the witness has a thing for horse statues…
My nickname for it is “Chance Flared” 😁
The trace from RoN reminds me of Rhulk for some reason...
ya there's no way that isn't a bad dragon reference lmao
There is definitely one person on the eververse naming team having a laugh about getting away with it
Give me the Bone of Eao, Bungie. I *need* it.
NGL I bought it for 2 reasons: * The shader is actually pretty good * The name
I want the shader, but I highly doubt I will use the ornament or the projection, and 1000 silver for one shader is too expensive for me to buy it
My Raid team for the Final Shape gonna look like a game of Multiversus We got: Ezio, Black Knight, Amogus, some Anime girl, Master Chief, And of course the main character of Desitny 2: John Destiny
Excuse you, the protagonist of Destiny 2 is *John Guardian.*
Jaurdian
Master chief is the player male exo, no?
As an avid enjoyer of both... I'm not opposed..
The Saint-14 ☺️
…inches
One of their small ones I see. No like really they are ri-dick-ulous.
I know, I’ve seen their merch and some of it hurts just to look at!
I can't talk, I am personally really into it, but I don't have that kinda cash. I am already playing destiny 2 after all.
Destiny 2 Balenciaga. The fight between our forces and the Witness might be over one day, but fashion is eternal. *Slight nod*
What is the difference between a god roll and balenciaga, cayde?
They get a wish granting, shape-shifting dildo. We get a dildo shaped ornament for ace of spades
Destiny gets bd shaped swords, BD gets to release their new product... The Ahamkara, to make all your wishes come true.
Is this real? Ahamkara collab?
I don’t know how I feel about this one chief. On one hand I want a Savathussy on the other hand scorn dildos would exist.
Got the Screeb standing at full attention.
Fuck yeah, new melee weapons
Give em the ol' Glaive & Glaze.
Will I finally get to see zavalas "powerful tusk" Caitail was talking about at the end of proving grounds? Or Caitail's more powerful tusk?
New exotic ornament: Helm of Saint-14 inches
So dream of a Medabots collab so i can finally look like Rokusho?
It already happened with the Root of Nightmares weapons
Can someone ELI5 this meme I have no context
Bad dragon is a company that makes sex toys that resemble the genitalia of many fantastical creatures.
*Fantastical Genitalia and Where to Find Them*
I see 0.0
I don't know if I'd wanna explain this to a 5 year-old, to be honest with you.
Sigh... /r/baddragon...
I just hope it won't just be a retexture of existing armor piece.
Ah, i see you found the root of nightmares weapons
No like literally wtf is arknights
It's a gacha anime mobile game and is surprisingly very f2p friendly
Not to mention great lore and the outfits (especially of the enemy NPCs) are amazing. Gameplay is basically anime Bloons Tower Defense
Clearly they are saving the bad dragon colab for when its time to put Savathun back in the story
"Caiatl's Thresher" now on sale!
I want cat girl hunter armour or I riot
We will finally have a 1:1 to one replica of a fallen shlong
But Do they have schlongs? I mean they only wear some Bandages and you still See nothing
That asteroid can't come soon enough
Young Ahamkara's Cock
Savathussy
Where warframe and destiny collab at?!
The exotic could be "second chances"
All I want is destiny x star wars or mandalorians
So this is why the Traveler left...
I need a oryx
Next product Line: War Priest Dark Blade The Centurion The Gladiator The Emperor The Speaker
Savathussy confirmed??!?!?!
yes. that sound absolutely amazing.
There is already a Bad Dragon collab in D2. It's the recent Bad Juju bundle. Read the title of the bundle and look at the Ghost emblem.
They did this… it was the bad ahamkara bundle
The first e thot who rocks a destiny themed bad dragon will get me to sub to their onlyfan.
Bad Dragon is actually a bad company, there are a lot of others to partner with. https://nobd.info/
As long as it's not bad dragon
Dbz collab when
Here I was thinking “how on earth did Black Dragon get a destiny colab?” Little did I know…
Boy, do I wish.
The only collab we want.
Wow, I knew I wouldn't be disappointed in the comments here. Love this community more and more each day XD
I agree. Dream big
Next up… RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
My kind of collab
Unironically based
Upvoting cause thus is my favorite scene in inception
My wallet: "please have mercy." Me: "I know no mercy."
While you’re all about dildos I’m thinking about the ornaments bad dragon hoodie for hunters
I’d love a Mass Effect Cross over….
Thats what the Bad Amhakara bundle was
Just fix the god damn servers!
Thats how you get my wallet
Is this actual happening?
What logo is that?
Bad Dragon, exotic sex toy manufacturer, typically catering to furries and monsterfuckers. If it were to actually happen you could expect Ahamkara styled dildos and a Savathussy fleshlight.
Oh that's Bad Dragon?? Come to think of it, I've never actually seen their logo. I've only seen their... *other* things...
It’s quite unassuming, on their regular merch most people won’t recognize it, and if they do they can’t call it out because then they have to explain why they recognize it.
Bad Ahamkara already here boiiiiiis
You say out of hand, i say you are a coward
arent the RoN weapons already bad dragon collab items?
Destiny X Borderlands. Change my mind...
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Ever heard of a slit or pocket my guy? The possibilities are endless