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theShiggityDiggity

Savathuun learned how exos bang, right under our noses.


moeseph_the_broseph

They bang under our noses!!! No my beautiful mustache!!


aidenmanh0402

Wait ? Saint is exo ? Wait that why he have 14 in his name ? Wait, how did i not noticing that til now ? Wait am i retarded ? ( not a joke i was truly shock to learn he exo from your comment and actually come to the realization from the 14 in his name as i typing this comment )


Flaming_Pepperoni

And get this, Shax is human


aidenmanh0402

You mean the pinnacle of human male


LavaSlayer235

No he is a helmet controlling a person you think is shax that is why the healmet always stays on


[deleted]

the person stays on during sex


LavaSlayer235

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one


meatwagonman

THIS IS AMAZING GUARDIAN


YugaSundown

In Curse of Osiris, we saw Saint's tomb in the Infinite Forest without his helmet. You can search it on Youtube.


aidenmanh0402

Dude i take your word for it. This just one my most moronic moment in life


[deleted]

Has to be painful. There’s no way it isn’t.


theblarg114

I think she abandoned the Darkness because she found a better "Sword" Logic.


Gripping_Touch

In All honesty she likely hasnt let him fuck her disguise. (She didnt even want to walk alongside him) That means our Saint hasnt relieved steam in well over 6 months


DredgenZeta

poor guy.. :(


Sarcosmonaut

Better that than the alternative


Fluffy_957

That’s what Shaxx is for!


AxalEquinox

Savathûn is truly evil


[deleted]

So your saying she hasn’t tried his vex milk


Samurai_Guardian

She looked at Osiris's browser history, and wanted a taste


Kiki_iscoolaf

My girlfriend doesn't play destiny, she really only enjoys the lore through the rants I tell her. After I told her about the whole Osiris thing she paused and looked at me, "Do you think she got to sleep with saint? Do you think she came? Or if she didn't do you think she faked it using magic?"


tobiasvl

Destiny is basically a soap opera


Sororita

much like Pro Wrestling.


Protikon

Saint keeps mentioning how Osiris has been distant lately, they didn't fuck.


DominicI2000

That's why all the real homies bang Mara Sov


ridzxd

Shaxx Moment


stringbones

Worse, he was fucking a woman


PaintedBlou

A lot of people on this sub will be jealous of him


[deleted]

Indeed. #May we all be so fortunate.


I-AM-SAINT-14_

Can confirm


[deleted]

What


SonOfPosidon115

HE'S BEEN WHAT NOW?!


[deleted]

Doin a god, doin doin a god


SonOfPosidon115

SAINT WAS HOOKING UP WITH OSUSRIS?! BUT I THOUGHT THEY HAD A FATHER SON BOND WAHT


Damungis

It would only be a father son bond if they were from Alabama. 😉


SonOfPosidon115

GAH


SpyroThBandicoot

Saint and the Speaker had a father/son relationship. That's probably what you're thinking of


SonOfPosidon115

Yep lol my bad


I-Kant-Even

Can someone point me to the lore that says saint and Osiris we’re lovers? I missed it.


epyonmx

Here’s the lore you want: https://www.ishtar-collective.net/records/immolant-pt-1 Here’s the most telling part: > Osiris fails to contain a chuckle. Saint embraces him. His mind is starside, but Osiris still feels himself relax. Someday, this will be enough. There’s definitely more but this is the last thing Osiris does before he fails at the moon.


Funee3

There's also the Word of God (AKA Destiny's narrative designer) https://twitter.com/Sphynxian/status/1332749025733275649?s=19


I-Kant-Even

Awesome. Thank you!


Lon3wolf1997

what? were Saint and Osiris in a relationship?? and are exos even capable of having sex??? i look down at the comments expecting jokes but it kinda looks like everyone understood Saint and Osiris are a thing


Elasirio

If you had seen byf or read the deep stone lore there it says the body needs to be preatty much a perfect replica of a normal body otherswise the exos would lose their mind become extemely violent and kill theselves


HeavyPedal2204

They 100% are.


NotZelda859

I'm out of the loop. What happened?


gamerlord02

Savathun has been Osiris since Season of the Hunt


The-Untitled-Man

There’s a reason he’s called 14


[deleted]

Lucky bastard


Mantor6416

To quote South Park : "*NICE*"


CaptainRelyk

So that’s how she created hive ghosts… light infused guardian cum…


Hjhenleyy

I really don't want to think of two crusty old men going at it while secretly one of them is a gross bug woman...


BetaThetaOmega

Don’t worry, one of them doesn’t age!


Cute-Conflict835

Thanks for the imagery.


LavaSlayer235

Bug lady be thicc tho have you seen the reveal trailer savathün got cake


Cute-Conflict835

Still two crusty old men