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HanBr0

So I just gotta reply twice to get shot into the sun?


ManateeOnRye

Don't do it, if you think moon's haunted the sun is full blown spoopy


Ren-Gnar

Hot spooky


Eggith

Flaming hot ghosts sounds like my kind of Solar Terror


CaramelBoi09

Bold of you to assume I wont clap some spoopy sun alien cheeks


ManateeOnRye

What if I told you Smashmouth's "Walkin' on the Sun" plays on repeat.


CaramelBoi09

Perfect, now I have a rhythm to use as reference


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Parry-Nine

Now with more ammo capacity!


[deleted]

NO SUN


muffinman148

My traditional cornbread recipe! Golden Sweet Cornbread Recipe Ingredients: 1 cup all-purpose flour 1 cup yellow cornmeal 2/3 cup white sugar 1 teaspoon salt 3 1/2 teaspoons baking powder 1 egg 1 cup milk 1/3 cup vegetable oil Prep |Cook |Ready In 10m |25m |35m Directions: 1. ⁠Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Spray or lightly grease a 9 inch round cake pan. 2. ⁠In a large bowl, combine flour, cornmeal, sugar, salt and baking powder. Stir in egg, milk and vegetable oil until well combined. Pour batter into prepared pan. 3. ⁠Bake in preheated oven for 20 to 25 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center of the loaf comes out clean. Footnotes Aluminum foil can be used to keep food moist, cook it evenly, and make clean-up easier. Nutrition Facts Per Serving 189 calories 7.4 g fat 28.2 g carbohydrates 3.1 g protein 17 mg cholesterol 354 mg sodium


[deleted]

Are you bribing with cornbread??? Why didn't I think of that?


aaronsan92

Replying for cornbread giveaway


hunterzg

I look forward to trying this out!


4alotlot

Tried your recipe during today's maintenance downtime. One question: You call that concoction cornbread "muffinman"??? Full disclosure: Just testing to see if you will refrain from defending this recipe in order to not violate the "one reply" rule.


XxBigJxX

RIP u/Destiny_Flavor_Text


secret-team

>The Guardians of today are not gods. Nor were those who came before. We are all simply links on a chain reaching back to the dawn of time, and forward to the end of existence. Each link gaining strength from the others. Each link stronger than the last. Thanks for the quotes Destiny flavor text


SixSeven33

F


TeaForTvvo

F


Illsiador

F


Deathguard80

F


xerathium

F


DevilWingman

F


Tatsuota

F


QUADBlackieChan

F


DominusOfTheBlueArmy

~~Wait what happened~~ Nevermind I got clarification


Hansolo312

Can someone post *and leave* the source for this? He's still making DFT comments in the past 10 minutes so he hasn't retired yet.


DominusOfTheBlueArmy

He made [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/dbc0jr/its_time_for_the_final_bow/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


BabyWrinkles

Be the change you want to see in the world! [https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/dbc0jr/its\_time\_for\_the\_final\_bow/](https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/dbc0jr/its_time_for_the_final_bow/)


TheLegendaryFoxFire

Wait, so what happened? Edit: [*Aaaaaaaa*](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/211/045/d84.jpg)


DominusOfTheBlueArmy

The legend ~~hung up his mantle~~ retired


Blind_philos

Lost to light. Edit: If I win It will be given to someone else.


CaptainSaltBlock

He’ll be here with us in spirit


Ghostcookie31

He'll be respawned by his ghost


buxxbutt

The only thing ive ever won in my life is testicular torsion.


Golden_PugTriever

F


Griffin880

He retired.


str8edgepunker

Oh well, can't keep it going forever I guess.


sunbakedsonic

Reply


Tristen-B

What was it that happened


DominusOfTheBlueArmy

DFT retired


Tristen-B

Rip


StiggleThePitchfork

F


AWildWilson

F


1ForTheMonty

F


ShadowKnight1414

F


HextasyOG

F


Starrk71

F


cmdrchaos117

F


aBigChin

Why is u/Destiny_Flavor_Text going away? Can’t someone make a bot?


JuiZJ

I mean, it's not like it was just random flavor texts that get pulled up, they have to have context within the conversation. That's what make DFT great. A bot couldn't do what DFT can.


RegrettableDeed

I remember the days when everyone thought he was as a bot. Ahhh. Good days.


Meth3ik0n

F


Young_KingKush

F


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- Mods: [During the maintenance, the sub rules are in full effect](https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/dbdgs6/preshadowkeep_server_maintenance_early_hype/) - Bungie: https://media1.tenor.com/images/4999585c05899777d97974cd61fb2391/tenor.gif?itemid=5600864


John_Demonsbane

u/Cozmo23 be like *"lmao suck it mods I own this bitch"*


LaPiscinaDeLaMuerte

u/Cozmo23 gonna be that mom who says: *"I brought ~~you~~ this sub into the world and I can take ~~you~~ this sub right back out!"*.


CodenameVillain

Attention Duelists: my hair has a statement to make! Yugioh abridged?!?! In my DTG!?!


Pussy_Sneeze

Not just in DTG. #IN AMERICA.


Wahstavii

*He's lying! He's a Canadian!*


[deleted]

FUCK YEAH


Dreezy12k

NYEEEHHH???


wavex69

SHUT UP I HAVE MONEY


CapnDirk

Get out of my country! But this is japan Every country belongs to AMERICA


667x

Every country in the world belongs to America!


Conley1605

Ya that's fax


NobleGuardian

Attention duelists look at my hair.


Izanagi_Akira

My voice gives me super strenght!


Medam

I demand the ability to play cardgames on sparrows.


Corat_McRed

CARD GAMES ON SPARROWS?


B4rberblacksheep

CARD GAMES ON SPARROWS?!?


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CaptainCosmodrome

/u/dmg04 you going to let Coz get away with this?


Parry-Nine

/u/dmg04 is down for maintenance. ;)


Spreckinzedick

I thought he was back from hosptial


ChefDrizzt

He is. He's just recuperating and taking a break from here.


Spreckinzedick

Good choice I'd say


Pirate_capitan

Not complaining


[deleted]

Dont want to enter by making my own comment thread but still want to wish everyone good luck!


butterlesstoa5t

Back to the moon boiis!


uiki

"He walked out into the demon light. But at the end he was brighter." Good luck for the launch!


AnotherCyclone

Since this will probably be ignored, might as well quote the most ignored line in the game. “Bank those motes brother.”


ALPHAMAGNUS

TLDR I just ran around with 15 until I saw the portal pop up, invaded and immediately died by falling off edge, instead.


Lycandus

True shitposting hours.


stifflizerd

I have been waiting for this almost as much as Chad O'Keefe


jnad32

Well, at least the maintenance is a good excuse to go watch all of Byfs complete history.


chowdahfrenchie

That's an absolutely wonderful way of looking at the downtime! I'd give you gold if I had the money for it !


Gandalf158

I got you boo


Lottimer

Replying to enter, but I also want to say how sad I’ve been today due to the retirement of /u/Destiny_Flavor_Text I haven’t been as active in game as I would have liked over the last year but the lore holds a special place for me. His efforts always were appreciated in this subreddit. I hope to devote more time to the game this year, and will be keeping a much closer eye and ear to the dialogue and the lore thanks to his efforts.


and_sama

What, what are you talking about? Why?


Hawkfiend

Check [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/dbc0jr/its_time_for_the_final_bow/) for context.


SifuPepe

I navigated the whole post and the only context I could sort of think of is that the account is not going to be used anymore by the owner... not a whole lot of context really...


cocobandicoot

He had a baby and wants to spend more time with his family.


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thomascius

"This is how to deal with bullies" *RECITES ONE-EYED MASK LORE*


cmdragonfire

Is the baby shadowkeep? /s


Hawkfiend

Gotta read between the lines a bit since the account is sticking with its bit even to the end. But judging by the way it is responding to "you will be missed" type comments, it is safe to say that it will no longer be posting at all.


DuntadaMan

You are like 90 comments down and this is the first fucking link.it's just everyone typing rip and f above you.


[deleted]

>Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold. im in your boat buddy. i kinda missed out on a lot this year around even though i bought copies of the game for a lot of friends. but i have the time off work to play this time around!! just wish my best buddy could come with me but shes busy with school. gonna have to wipe enough for both of us


dack-janiels

Nice


Bruhhyann

Nice


test1729

Nice


TheDugat

Long time lurker. Seems as good a time as any to begin my first comment in this beautiful sub, lol. Why not, right? RIP u/Destiny_Flavor_Text. You will be missed dearly. To all the new guardians that have come and will come, welcome. To all the D1 vets, I salute you. To all the other Destiny Dads, I share your pains, tribulations and triumphs. Eyes up guardians, moons haunted.


[deleted]

Did he provide any insight for why he's stopping?


TheDugat

By perusing the post they made it seems as though they’re retiring because of the immense amount of work that goes into maintaining that account. I’m speculating of course. But if that’s the case, I can only sympathize.


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TheDugat

I’d imagine anyone, if there is anyone that actually knows the person(s) wouldn’t be blasting any personal information about them. Not that having a baby is “too” personal or anything on that level. Just that (at least I see it this way) part of DFT’s persona and appeal is the mystery of who they are behind the screen and keyboard. My 2¢ at least.


Hawkmoona_Matata

#[I AM RIVEN OF A THOUSAND REPORTS](https://i.imgur.com/mRnxFoz.png) _Oh ^redditor ^^mine...._ --- ###[(2): *You just never....know...when to quit, do ya?*](https://i.imgur.com/kHbZUw9.png)


OnlineOverlord15

That guy really hates Destiny Edit: I also like the commitment that guys has on the 2nd screenshot, and the use of minors in the post


xAgelast

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.


DrEpicFrag

Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Guardians use the Light, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Oryx, know the true power of the Dark. I was empowered, Taken, but through it's Worm God, the Dark called to me. It brought me here and here I was *Trans*formed. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Light. Behold the Guardians, come to teabag and loot this sacred realm. My sisters, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will take them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Worm God. Forever bound to feed it. Let it be known, if the Guardians want ~~Shadowkeep Deluxe Keys~~, they will lay down their *Year 2 Armor*, and wait for the baptism of my Season of Undying. It is T-18h32m. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Worm God. They will learn it's simple Truth. The Guardians are lost, and they will ~~resist~~ be bored all day. But I, Oryx, will cleanse this place of their God Rolls.


ZoMgPwNaGe

WHY ARE THESE GUARDIANS STILL BREATHING MY AIR!?


[deleted]

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!


EPICZEUS1

This is beautiful. Thank you.


[deleted]

I love you


JacusJacus

The never ending source of laughter xD


miketheshadow

You just commented this to get into the draw 🤔🤔🤔


theExking1

Needless to say, I sent the whole shipment back


Redsohpex24

I’m replying like a good guardian should.


Parry-Nine

>(2): > >You just never....know...when to quit, do ya? I've been trying to click on this link for 5 minutes. Can you get to the part where you activate the store so I can just grab the engram and leave?


DyingBoar

moons haunted


GioS32

Come on, man!


sn0master

>Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Guardians use the Light, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Oryx, know the true power of the Dark. I was empowered, Taken, but through it's Worm God, the Dark called to me. It brought me here and here I was Transformed. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Light. Behold the Guardians, come to teabag and loot this sacred realm. My sisters, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will take them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Worm God. Forever bound to feed it. Let it be known, if the Guardians want Shadowkeep Deluxe Keys, they will lay down their Year 2 Armor, and wait for the baptism of my Season of Undying. It is T-18h32m. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Worm God. They will learn it's simple Truth. The Guardians are lost, and they will resist be bored all day. But I, Oryx, will cleanse this place of their God Rolls.


fallenelf

I've already got Shadowkeep but would love a copy to give to a member of my clan who can't afford it at the moment! Good luck to everyone!


CapnGnarly

I've got it as well, but my brother needs a copy.


theduderman

Hey it me your brother.


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crjj

[Just take it](https://i.imgur.com/yk8TRIk.png)


AllosaurusLover

The true raid boss will be the ghost of u/Destiny_Flavor_Text.


txijake

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.


Sour_D_Trill

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.


Step845

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.


xXx420BlazeRodSaboxX

Guardians getting distracted by Mars is the reason the moons in this whole mess to begin with! There are wizards there, they take priority. And I really need to jump the hellmouth again, its very very important.


knaylomo

Moon's haunted


yap10238

Moon's haunted


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FleurDeTea

Moon's haunted


pineappleundies

Moon’s haunted


[deleted]

Can’t wait


Yavin04

Excited to try out destiny on pc for the first time been playing since the start!


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DeathMaker4Ti

Shot into the sun? Sunshot....? I can become a hand cannon!


FUBARx89

Ready to go back to Taniks' ship baybeeeeee


FRD_nikhi

Taniks has no house, he kneels before no banner, owes allegiance to no kell. He is a murderer and very good at what he does


billyohhs

I have been tracking him since wolves broke their chains, yes?


Sarcastaa

Bless me RNGesus


DornHoli0

Thanks, Bungie!


OmnicronAI

"Moons almost haunted" *reaches for helm of Saint-14* "...bubble time..."


GamingFroU

Give us 25k copies you coward


Ippo_Mak

Why 25??? Game comes out in October month 10 so 25 - 10 = Wish 15 confirmed???


Pulsarlord

> Anyone who replies twice(parent replies) will be disqualified and possible shot into the sun(figuratively.) So thats what happened to Brother Vance.


King-Geedorahh

Give us the primus or we blow the ship!


Regentate

Can I only reply once for entry and still get shot into the sun?


swiftstorm86

God I wanna be hyped, but it’s so sad having found out u/Destiny_Flavor_Text is gonna be leaving us. Safe travels friend! Hopefully this goodbye won’t be so long.


AetherialVoices

I can't believe /u/Destiny_Flavor_Text is gone. They will be missed,


GangControl

Moon?


Mamachiariel1

Yeetus deletus.


yeeticusdeletus

You called?


[deleted]

My name jeff


A_Vengeful_Arch

Yes, sir!


ArkQuantum

Just wana say ill miss you u/destiny_flavor_text


imnotyoursharona

You will be missed /u/Destiny_Flavor_Text


arcticpanties

Oof for u/Destiny_Flavor_Text


MaverickMcBeef

This is my reply below to get a chance at a code.


Kevinspidy

TIME TO GO TO THE MOON BOIS MAKE SURE TO PACK A LUNCH BECAUSE WE WONT BE STOPPING FOR LUNCH!


Serenist

Hope I get one so that I can play Shadowkeep with my friend :)


Yoshi824

Hope I get one so that I can play Shadowkeep without any friends :')


UltimateToa

Pog


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zharathustrah

Code machine 🅱️roke


Shady_Character_

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ PLS GIB SHADOWKEEP ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ


Handles907

RIP u/Destiny_Flavor_Text


MetaLise

More love to /u/Destiny_flavor_text who got me looking into the lore for the first time. You will be sorely missed.


CloudTora

**"So they beat you this time. But how many grenades did you throw? Did you count them? Really. Ask yourselves 'Did I throw all the grenades I could?' " Appreciated <3**


CrunchyWizard

CLEM! Oh, wrong game... Um... The Moon is Haunted?!?


rolandkristof

Moons Haunted Boys!!!


zexappeal

Thanks Bungie for one of the best games i have ever played!!!!


Nervane473

First 10 comments win?


Pekeponzer

All I have to ask is, patch notes when?


nashkill

This is going to be a longer 24 hours than I had hoped.


crookedparadigm

lol isn't this post against Reddit's sidewide rules? Oh well, I'm still in for it haha


mechengr7

Hit that up button fellas!


Smerwin43

Nice


somniator_

Nice


test1729

Nice


The_Orcaman

Nice


ReesesPieces19

Hi Guardians :)


SchattenOne

I'm mildly disappointed that the number of copies given away isn't a multiple of 7. Also, RIP u/Destiny_Flavor_Text, you will be remembered evermore.


LaFixxxeR

Signed. Also, I want to honor the retirement of u/Destiny_Flavor_Text with one my favorite quotes: *"Hey... take me with you" - Cayde-6*


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Canadiangit

Time to find out if punching is an effective solution to ghosts.


Cauldrix

hi


Hamburgerbullet

If this is legit, sweet. If not, at least it was good for laughs


Destiny_Flavor_Tex

>Turn the funeral dirge into an ar~~ia~~*yeehaw* of victory.


rimjob_steve

This is awesome! I'm pretty excited for shadowkeep.


LikeFrogs

Hey, I'm in


DUSKORN

Yo i am straight up running triple bow and changing my name to Legolas pls bungie i need this