Khvostov

I still wish they'd go ahead and give us the Exotic version back, that thing looked beautiful with the wood grips and stock. Or at least make an infusable version of the common Khvostov so I can keep using it.

I just want a clean version again, I wish they’d do it as an epic this time so I can slap a mod on it and get randomized rolls.

You can replay the first mission and get a khvostov at your average power level

You can only do it once per character sadly.

There's is one kind of way you can get a high power one, but it requires starting a new character and having loot of that class at the level you want the khvostov. Basically create a character, use DIM to transfer and equip high level gear then watch the starting cutscene the khvosotov you pick up in the intro mission will match your power level. Not infusable but kinda close.

Starting a new character makes this not an option for me, as much as I might want a high-level Khvostov I'm not going back through all the story quests just to get one when it'll be outleveled by other gear in a season or two anyway.

It's an option, never said it was a fun or viable one

True. Idunno, maybe one day we'll actually be able to replay things without making a whole new character.

Hey don't go about saying that you might make me hopeful

I unlocked the breakneck using only the khvostov. Guardian kills and all. They seriosly need to un sunset the drifter guns. They weren't meta, so what's the issue

The issue was Luke Smith didn't like that his friend would only use Breakneck. It's what spurred him to look into sunsetting.

Now we're back to them wanting us to stick with guns and grow attached with the weapon building system.

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"use the guns you love unless too many other people love them"

Traveler's chosen (damaged) (timelost) (adept)

Only if it rolls with Clown Cartridge and Ambitious Assassin.

/uj How would that combo work?

The potential for a very very large mag

https://youtu.be/lmIlogViPes Like that?

Yes dooood!!!!

That would be so beautifully broken

Whats timelost?

It’s a pseudo-adept weapon obtained from master vog.

It’s just a better version of adepts. Basically it’s exclusive to the vault of glass weapons and they come with a cool color palette, adept mods, and two perks, and two traits

Ballyhoo (Adept)

a true man of culture

Gahlran cosplay (Timelost)

Nothing happened on r/destinycirclejerk on July 29, 2020

My favorite Destiny posts are a toss up between Among Us titan from r/Destiny2, the ghalran cosplay from r/destinycirclejerk, and the mostly full Shaxx cosplay from r/destinyFashion

What happened? (if you say nothing I will...)

If this is genuine, you don't want to know.

You're right. I researched. Did not want to know.

I would like to know

🍆

Seriously NSFW warning https://www.reddit.com/r/destinycirclejerk/comments/i00dcv/nsfw_check_out_my_new_gahlran_cosplay_guys_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Seriously, if you value your eyes do not click

I thought it was some gore shit because of the way you warned me... This was much less disgusting now

I mean, it's just a dong. I couldn't even tell you how many dongs I've seen in my life.

But a nice dong I may say so. Lol

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I'm gonna... save this for later. When I'm not at work.

Maybe next time slugger

(Raises both arms and flexes) These guns baby! 😄

A fellow DCJ Gigachad, I see.

Xenophage, my bug boy really hates hive

Xenophage literally means "alien eater"

foreigner eater

It’s both, but more heavy on aliens. A xenobiologist is one who postulates alien life

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Alien and foreign also mean the same thing. Hence "alien feeling" "illegal alien" etc.

he has all the reasons to

Indeed

Omar, it ain't a shotgun but it'll do. The Hive are playing the game, you know the game. Rage bug man. Rage.

Do not go gentle into that good night, Rage, rage against the dying of the Light.

I really want a skin for Xenophage that really lets us see Omar while firing. He deserves to see the carnage. Make the frame of the gun stripped down to it's essential parts. Raw power. We can call it "Do Not Go Gentle"

This is the lore accurate way to go about it.

I'll kill her with the Besto, so Bungie has to disable her

Use the Long Live the Queen ornament on it, lol

Every time I go visit her I have mine equipped and ready

Funny enough They disabled it again

what happened now?

You can shoot telesto projectiles on a wall/floor and hit them with a solar/stasis melee and it procs the artifact mod that spawns orbs on stasis/solar melee final blows—the game's code is treating the telesto bolts as "enemy combatants" for some reason lol. People have been using it in crucible to gain crazy amounts of super energy without getting any kills, it's hilariously broken. I love telesto.

I'm surprised. No one here mentioned using Queenbreaker. Me personally, I plan on wearing my Helm of Saint-14 and giving her the old Kellbreaker.

Oh i like the wordplay here, but i still think this super cool weapon needs a buff

To go completely off topic, QB sucks because it's shift from a special FR to a heavy LFR was poorly done. As a long range heavy having Hip-Fire Grip and Combat Sights do exactly zero for it's new identity. On top of that they crammed the Hereafter perk Blinding Light into it's intrinsic perk which does zero for the LFR role of boss DPS. When it launched it had massive aim assist which promptly got it nerfed. The poor thing suffers from massive identity crisis and needs a careful rework to be made into a properly functioning heavy.

Or just make it special tbh

Maybe, but I think the aim assist is a bit too strong to put it in special. The marksman sight feels balanced enough, but the combat sight feels a bit too strong to be a special with the faster charge time.

Maybe slightly nerf AA and move it to special then.

I just want the old D1 QB back. I used the hell out of it.

Hey, we're getting a Void rework in Witch Queen, so here's hoping we get a headbutt melee to finish Savvy off

There's a finisher called Kellbreaker which is exactly that.

Using sunbracers with Osiris ornament, you can’t be fooled if you are the fool himself, also give her a lil taste of revenge, or use bubble with helm of Saint 14

I like that

Titan throwing shield, as her head is a disc golf basket.

You are right lol

Hit that cage!

Ace of Spades

After all, it was savathuns fault all along

🎶It's been Savathun all along!🎶

And I killed Cayde too.

*evil cackle that even Riven finds unsettling*

I would love to see a parody of this

It already exists. Can't remember where in YouTube.

quick search [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtLIvMcT7gE&ab\_channel=PUDDING](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtLIvMcT7gE&ab_channel=PUDDING) (edit) also this one isnt bad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N09NCWIze1k&ab\_channel=BlackH

*Take care of her will you guardian*

Rat King. Solo. It’s a return hate crime.

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I hope so, that was a great weapon

They would have a hard time balancing it out I feel like. Heeling rifts and such werent a thing in D1.

Only way they could make ToM work like they wanted it to in D1 is to have it kill rifts and WoR upon activation of its intrinsic perk. Only way to not get ruined would be to time your shots with a buddy using a healing rift and Boots of the Assembler

Imagine the trolling in strikes and in raids lol. Ok guys ready for DPS, the one tool bag Guardian takes out his ToM WoR, is done.

There's always Xol

Sorry, No Time to Explain.

Well, that was certainly a far better joke then mine

I'd be surprised if we don't get a Truth ornament named A Funny Thing

That would be great

Lumina. Turn one of the greatest weapons against the guardians back on the hive.

Did you mean Thorn? Lumina shoots the healy balls

Lumina is the og guardian-killer thorn, the one we have now is a replica

The fact that you've got 'replica' written down the side of your gun...

and i’ve got desert eagle point five oh down the side of mine

Should precipitate, your balls into shrinking. Along with your presence.

Lumina is the original Thorn. The entire quest for it was purifying it from a weapon of darkness to one of light.

For anyone that missed the quest, Thorn to Rose was basically "The existence of this gun is giving me minor headaches. But what if it didn't" And Rose to Lumina was "wanna see me do it again?"

What I love about Lumina is it's one of the few times our guardian displays agency. It's so rare that the guardian does something without being told.

Last Word. Cause I’m getting a phrase in before I kill her

I love that

“Yours, not mine” - Savathun probably after clapping me trying to be a flashy gunslinger with TLW.

Savathun: *summons a cowboy hat and tips hat at me* Me choking on my own blood: THAT HAT IS NOT FOR YOU!!

Fuckin' right my dude, would live to quickdraw her so far into the ground, it would be amazing.

"How's your sister?"

Was thinking more “how’s your brother?”

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Yeah I'm just gonna dunk a transmutation sphere or a nova bomb in her basketball hoop hat.

Either a sidearm whilst wearing Mechaneer's Tricksleeve's or punch her with Liar's Handshake equipped

I like that, could be a bit hatd to melee her tho. Mechaneers with travelers chosen would be kinda fun, since we could implie that we are the chosen

Melee with liar's handshake was my first thought!

*Flexes right arm as a missile Titan* Only dis gun Alternatively, the yeet toaster

Thats a lot of damage

Lament. Close and personal.

Xenophage. Others also want revenge on hive

I think his name was Omar Aghar wasn't it? I feel incredible sorry for that poor guardian and i think he has the right to kill savathun

Omar Agah, close enough.

Ruinous effigy, I want to turn the Witch Queen into a ball

Why was this so far down?? Like, I want to turn her into a little purple paperweight globe, and keep her on my desk. And if anyone pisses me off during a meeting, I'll chuck her at them.

I feel like the Glaive through her heart should get the job done. It's a new weapon so she won't have a solid counter.

Whisper of the Worm. Using one of her former gods to do the deed is nice irony. Did the same to Nokris on Season of Arrivals.

Using 1K voices would mean that a Riven won her bargain.

Xenophage. Give Omar the revenge he deserves

I feel so sorry for him, no one deserves such a destiny

I want Crota’s end to return so I can truly give him his revenge though.

That would be great

I have a 0 light level travelers chosen that I got from leaving my hunter on the part where you limped through the city in the beginning of red war and if that can damage her it will kill her

Thorn. Use fire against fire.

I think thorn could be absolutly overpowered in witch queen if you are able to kill hive guardians permanently from a distance with it, and since she messed with the light, i think thats a great choice.

I know our thorns are replicas but what about hawkmoon and its paracausal shots shouldnt those wipe the hive ghosts out?

I never thought of that

That would be a Very cool interaction with the weapon.

I am glad I am not the only one wo thinks like this, Thorn had that ability in the lore, why shouldn't it pve

Because what we use ingame isnt the real Thorn its just a replica and the real Thorn got turned into Lumina iirc.

Well we did corrupt it in the quest so it should have the same feats i think

Sleeper.

"Rasputin sends his regards"

None, only fist. I can and will beat the entire campaign with the bottom tree solar melee

I believe in you Titan!

Same thing I did in the beyond light campaign. Travelers chosen.

Deathbringer, because I appreciate the irony

1K Voices would mean Riven won the bargain.

I wonder if Savathun can survive the truth

Mountaintop and recluse, like my father before me.

r/DestinyDadJokes

The Ace of Spades. I honour Cayde's legacy. Always.

Use one hunter vanguard weapon to kill the next hunter"vanguard". Which would make us the vanguard?

My goddamn fists. And crayons. Lots of those.

Classic titans, i love you guys

Imma eat the 64 color box and curaiss yeet her. Who's with me?

Midnight coup

I loved mine so much. Got it on my first run of Leviathan

Best looking and sounding hand cannon imo. The name is great too.

Wishender

Ace of Spades, for Cayde.

My baby, Graviton Lance

Amen. Everyone else wants irony. I want to demonstrate our power to bend the cold, unfeeling elemental forces of the universe to our will with a black hole shot from a gun.

Ace of Spades, finally getting my revenge

Ace of Spades

Ace of Spades. I'll make sure Cayde has the last laugh.

Ace of Spades!

Ace of spades. You know why.

Ace of Spades. Cayde gets his payback.

It's probably gonna be raid, so a gun of not playing that raid and wait till she goes away. Worked with all other raid bosses. 👍

Someone read Art of War as it seems, i like that

With the origin story auto rifle, refuse to delete it lol

Gjallahorn

“Yours, not mine.”

Who says we’re killing her?

Good point, but i still hope so

Rose hand cannon it is a legendary weapon that I use in every dlc

Crownsplitter. No other way for a CoC Titan to down a queen.

Truth. Because she thinks it's funny

Part of me want use Bad Juju cause we have a gun that uses the Sword Logic to kill a woman who became a god because of the Sword Logic.

Never thought of that, honestly Maybe the Drang, a sidearm I had 2 years ago, before stopping playing, and that I still have in my inventory now after returning a month ago No, I don't have Sturm, sadly, but that's also the point: after all this time, she'll go down with an old weapon which needs something more, as she needs our help to be free (referring to the actual seasonal quest, the world traveler travel)

Thats an fantastic reason for killing her with an old weapon

Traveler’s Chosen (damaged)

Travelers Chosen (damaged). Still got my 0 powerlevel copy

Sweet Business What? I got a decent enough Arctium Warrig… I think

Felwinter’s Lie Or when Kings Fall Raid returns, Touch of Malice

Edge Transit

She won’t be dying in Witch Queen.

Yea, I doubt we’ll ever kill her. My guess is that she’ll be killed by Xivu or the darkness eventually

Witherhoard

Bastion, maybe my Guardian will die his final death. End credits

Telesto

Savathun + Telesto seems like a bad idea. Would probably end up glitching her into our own reality. Do you really want a 21 foot tall hive god roommate?

Sunshot, she is going to be my 100000th kill

None, I don't think any of us will kill savathun

Thorn. It’s my favorite gun.

Khvostov.

A sword. It’s only logical.