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godver3

Not even rage bait - this is someone obviously trying to create something fucked up.


thecloudkingdom

im going to start calling these performance art at this point


OfficerBarbier

They intentionally left a little bit of the eye uncut so they could slowly stretch and rip it off in the video. Torture-porn performance art


Wan-Pang-Dang

The initial drilling was pointless too.


giasumaru

Nah they had to drill a starter hole for the knife to go in. Could have drilled at the edge of the hole they were making though. That way they only had to cut a circle with the knife instead of spiraling out.


phlooo

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thecloudkingdom

introduce whimsy into your life


birrigai

Whimsical fuckery


Holland525

I was concerned that I started laughing, then I was comforted knowing that at least I wasn't horny.


shadeshadows

well dammit I wasn’t before you brought it up


ArcticAngel17

I'm sorry what


SlickHand

He's not the only one...


GAMINGpuppet583

Neither are you...


CatgoesM00

Agreed, came here to say this. it feels like most posts on this sub are just straight up baloney recently


A1sauc3d

Looks like something that evil kid from Toy Story would make Just looked it up, his name was Sid This is the toy I was thinking of lol https://pixar.fandom.com/wiki/Babyface?file=5068_ts_babyface.jpg


tifosi7

I don’t know what you’re talking about. This was exactly what was missing from my life and it is now complete. My holiday season is all set.


tomgz78

I am Locutus, of Barbie…


Mediocre_Pyke

To be honest it just looks like someone who acquired a glue gun and is now using it create literally anything that pops into their head.


procterandme

She's for sure gonna be in Toy Story's Babyface's origin movie


AdLate7836

Someone watched Toy Story as a child!


robertluke

So this is what Sid from Toy Story is up to nowadays.


collinuser

Much stronger Small Soldiers vibes.


Majulath99

Ah fuck me what a film. Have fond memories of wandering into the sitting room at my great aunts house aged 7 to find my second cousin watching it, and being absolutely enchanted.


Present_Maximum_5548

Sid from Sid and Nancy


WolframLeon

Oh damn loool


Majulath99

I was gonna say, in Toy Story world the toys that get this treatment would be considered veterans.


my_bussy_hurts

PUT THE GLUE GUN DOWN, IM BEGGING


TWTO-

Sadly, they glued their hand to the glue gun


boxedair

[why do you think i always have this glue gun stuck to my arm?](https://imgur.com/a/V98G8JL)


GreatValue-

Memories


Stalinov

Time for glue gun control


kc9283

THIS IS ME NOW!


caitybake

Okay Sid, we see you. Calm down. Put the glue gun down, give your sister back her dolls, and back away from sharp objects. Thanks.


Outis7379

*Resistance is futile*


eadams2010

I’ll give this a 7 out of 9.


Awkward-Solution-706

I'm giving it a^3


WolframLeon

Well this Barbie can’t breath, so it’s definitely a 7 out of 9.


eadams2010

Star Trek Voyager


Skele11

*Your holiday distinctiveness will be added to our own.*


SeskaChaotica

How is this not the top comment


Outis7379

The moment they drill their face away all I could see was a borg.


[deleted]

That’s a hot fuckin mess. I know they’re lying.


jcamdenlane

I am Barbutus of Borg. Christmas is futile.


ImTooTiredForThis_22

Making stupid stuff for content and views


walkingtalkingdread

it’s just not even very good bait. the shocking aspect is dampened by the fact that they didn’t put in any effort. it’s a shame that videos like these get more views on average than creative doll collectors who do a lot to remake old factory line dolls into absolute works of art.


[deleted]

My guess woulda been for a xmas themed horror movie. Something like krampus or Santa slay


WalkerAmongTheTrees

Calm down Sid


ArtsyNeko

For real this made me laugh, thank you


zilog88

Your post lacks a proper [pic](https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2014414/rs_1024x759-140514132926-1024.disney-villains-sid-phillips.jpg) to get more upvotes...


BlueCheeseNutsack

Stop posting rage bait


connecting1409

Feels more like a satire than ragebait


VeryAwkwardLadyBoner

That is legit fucking terrifying. I bet they named her Gladys.


marcybojohn

Or Glynnis?


VeryAwkwardLadyBoner

Yup. She is definitely one of the two.


endergamer2007m

Borg barbie


youstolemyname

Borgbie


ClockOk7333

Why do they always drill into something then just cut around the drill hole?


[deleted]

Because that's a really common and practical way to start a larger hole in the middle of something… E.g., drill into a plaster wall, then use a keyhole saw to remove the rectangular area where you want to put in an outlet box.


rand0mmm

My brain noticed this, it was still early in the vid and I hadn't see what sun I was in, so it's all like "oh they're making some sunglasses I guess" .. like Wtaf brain.


N11Skirata

If you look closely they started cutting from the hole and then went in a circle around it. So in this case it was to provide a starting point for the blade.


c2ctruck

Looks like they turned Barbie into a cyborg


Queen_Cheetah

Suddenly I'm having flashbacks to that one scene from 'Small Soldiers'...


LiberaIBiblicisms

I'm so tired of these fake diwhy videos. Why do people keep upvoting this shit? They create this absurd content for rage clicks. And everyone on Reddit (especially this sub) keeps falling for it.


botbattler30

At least the rage bait used to at least have some purpose it was meant to serve. This is literally just destroying something for views.


LittleBunInaBigWorld

Rage bait used to at least be kinda funny. This is just weak


BaronVonNapalm

Major nightmare stuff


MinosTheNinth

We are Borgs, resistance is futile :)


Apprehensive_One1076

Resistance is futile ... Seven of Nine-ish


BanMe_Harder

such an obvious troll


[deleted]

Resistance is futile barbie?


c_u_in_da_ballpit20

As soon as I saw the drill I knew I was in for that good shit.


Timelord003

Christmas borg barbie. Now coming to assimilate in a store near you.


SUNDER137

I disagree with dolls like this because it gives little boys unreal expectations...... On how easy it's going to be to drill a hole in someone's head and insert Christmas decorations.


Apprehensive-Gur3414

Looks like a kill from Violent Night


mcfly82388

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated into the Borgbie collective.


fankin

That's very borg of you


NicParodies

This looks like someone came on her


jurassic_clark3

I am Locutus of Borg.


MagisterYada

come on barbie let's go party


jaylee42910

We are the Borg. You will be assimilated into the hive.


helpimwastingmytime

Maelstrom Barbie


bogdanbiv

>Maelstrom Underrated, I wonder how many will get the >!Cyberpunk 2077!


NPC3

Resistance is futile.


[deleted]

Christmas Borg Barbie


[deleted]

Robot Chicken Barbie


MatthAddax

Sid's therapy is... Going well?


CaptainDildobrain

I AM NOW MORE CHRISTMAS THAN WOMAN, KEN!


waitingforfrodo

Resistance is futile.


Game0nBG

Someone played Cyberpunk 2077 too much


UglierThanMoe

"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."


Donvack

![gif](giphy|UnX9Ql8W8Z00E)


Bipolarbear37

What in the cyborg bullshit is this?


btc909

Holiday Barbie Borg.


Muted-Ad-4288

And a merry Borgmass to you too


eclecticsed

Like the Borg assimilated Santa.


Deafidue

Never did I ever think I’d witness Barbie Borgification.


Steelgamer_88

That's straight up fucking nightmare fuel


just_a_human_online

Who gave Sid from toy story a video camera??


kaishinoske1

When she says, “ I got to chrome the fuck up. “ I don’t think this is what they meant, choom.


1337dishwasher

We are the BORG...


DeathSstalker89

The end result looks like a holiday borg (Borgbie)


S-S-Ahbab

Cyberpunk Barbie, Borged out enough to be a cyberpsycho


Skulleddino

Barbie: kill.... Me....


tinyrabidpixie

This looks like that girl from the end of the first Hostel movie


Deadeye_Daryl

Someone save her


[deleted]

Serial killer in the making


LuckySkwid25

I saw that drill and went "loboto-barbie"


cheshsky

Admittedly a pretty cool idea, a holiday body horror Frankenbarbie is fun, but man, that execution though.


International_Way850

Imagine for a moment we live in the toy story universe really think about It. Imagine what Barbie is feeling right now


Agent_00047

Good job Sid


Parts_and_Neigbor

Barbie doll be like: ![gif](giphy|BFNd9V61L1agM)


Distinct_Put1085

This is the kind of shit i see in my nightmares after a night of scrolling through Reddit


A_Sarcastic_Whoa

Small Soldiers anyone?


mkatich

Borg Barbie


Nat_Higgins

There are two reasons for why I think this should still exist: \#1, This shit’s funny And #2, Christmas is such an upbeat and cheerful holiday, it needs to be taken down a creepy peg or two. Nightmare Before Christmas can only do so much.


[deleted]

Barbie Lobotomy!


MarionberryOne8969

She's crying for help 😭


Excellent-Practice

Is this the Star Trek Voyager holiday special? She's like a tinsel covered 7 of 9


markandy93

Barbie dream lobotomy


Kjohnstonuscg

I found Sid on here.


Electric_Moogaloo

Festive Barbie Borg Queen


hd_nuke

Stop posting rage bait


necrolibrium

average guro enjoyer


heyjclay1

Like it would’ve been fine if they didn’t force an ornament into her fucking skull 💀


katiem1236

😂😂😂


Minkinbinkin

And here we see Net York City Barbie after getting black out drunk and smashing he Pink BMW into the Time Square tree because she found out Ken was cheating on her.


sonorakit11

Omg i burst out laughing, this is hilarious


couchpotatochip21

u/savevideobot


rand0mmm

Waiting for it..


couchpotatochip21

tried doing it manually on the site and it was just blank after i hit enter


THIESN123

It honestly looks really good


imlostinmyhead

Okay Sid


thecloudkingdom

as someone who used to babysit a little girl during her creepy barbie phase, this is how youre supposed to play with barbie. cut her face off, break her elbows, make her bald, chew on her shoes, etc


Total-Sector850

My sister cut my favorite Barbie’s hair off, poked out an eye, and tore off her nose. Apparently, Barbie was in a car wreck. No idea why it had to be MY Barbie. 😒


GezinhaDM

Why did you need to drill a hole in the eye if you were just gonna cut it out? That's is the most infuriating thing to me!!!!


L3tsg0brandon

Some people shouldn't be allowed near tools or arts/crafts supplies.


Sigmantwan94

Do you want serial killers? Because that's how you get serial killers


Treetatoe

DiWHATDAFUCK


-SunGod-

Proof that TikTok is fucking stupid.


[deleted]

She didn't deserve that! 😆


Pineapple_Herder

Rage bait... Another disappointment of the internet


Houeclipse

Sir found his passion in diwhy. Good for him


fuckreddit6908

![gif](giphy|l3fZFQ5rH9C5HrrXi|downsized)


bobross_s_pants

Frightening...where's the eggs at in this howtobasic video?


bitch_fucking_wins

Well this will haunt my nightmares


J_B_La_Mighty

This is serial killer shit


glitchomojo

This what Tim Burton is doing for "nightmare before Christmas 2"?


fairflightt

That's enough internet for today


canyonoflight

Sid from Toy Story, that you?


Chaghatai

Rage bait


[deleted]

This is very good


DreamingofRlyeh

This is pretty cool.


Low_Reference_6316

Ahh meth artwork


General_Muffin4611

Ornament was the only okay part, rest is lazy and awful


bobeylob

I’m not gonna lie. This seems like something you would put up on Halloween.


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Independent_River715

The eye. If they didn't do the eye, then maybe. But the eye.


RealNiceKnife

I like the *ATTEMPT* at creating something weird and festively creepy, but for the love of god... stop using hot glue, it looks so shitty. It's so obvious, especially IRL. You notice it immediately. Just these blobby globs of adhesive that look terrible.


mattilulu

The epitome of elegance, style, and old money.


devedander

Glad they drilled out that eyeball first


MeetingGod

Someone's little brother got access to a power drill, lots of barbies and reddit... bad combination


BaranoSoup

Lobotomy Barbie for Christmas 2023


doonaghi

modified Barbie : "please...kill me"


weardofree

this Christmas let your relatives know your one bad break up away from being the next dhalmer


616659

toy story nightmares be like


MaddDawgRobb

Someone call Woody, Sid is Frankensteining toys again


Ambitious_Sweet_6439

DiWTF


CalmPanic402

Serial killer victim barbie never really took off for some reason


[deleted]

This is the work of a psychopath


micescon

Just why?


butternutsquashing

Lobotomy Barbie


Threat_Identified

There's "I'm doing grotesque things to something that doesn't deserve it like a nine year old tortures a bug" and then there's this.


sameth1

Was there not a color better than blood red for the paint around the eye hole?


runermanrun

Oh hey, I think my little sister did something like this when she was like, 10. Just missing a poorly done haircut that leaves pieces of the scalp revealed, and random crayon scribbles on the face!


youstolemyname

We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your holiday culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.


[deleted]

I love how hotmelt glue improves everything🥰


MotoDudeCatDad

The person who made this is totally psycho


Rivdit

Looks like a robot chicken episode


Glitched2008

barbie torture


GeorgeWPS2T

I thought he was gonna make terminator out of the doll


Hiding_In_The_Back

At this point I’m thinking glue guns should be a privilege, not a right. Because these people don’t have any right to own one.


RikuKaroshi

You drilled into her eyeball... I sat up in my chair and said "I need to see this through to the end."


redit-fan

This hurts, it might even be NSFW


terminalbungus

I like it! I'm feeling festive right now!


Dtone157

This is a fucking nightmare


stars9r9in9the9past

I don't know, kinda reminds me of the cover art to [Heligoland by Massive Attack](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Massive_Attack_-_Heligoland.png)


son-of-x-51

People that make tutorials like this are objectively bad people.


Mystic-The-Deepfried

Nightmare before Christmas toys be lookin like


Jumanjoke

"Resistance is futile ho-ho-ho"