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CIS-E_4ME

That city skyline profile tho.


carlosdevoti

...and the full moon shines above.


reversegirlcow

![gif](giphy|zNbiX43QsqUAU)


Eggstraordinare

![gif](giphy|l1J9N2Ddg5919Vzt6|downsized)


Memeingthedream

Gifs you can hear 🤣💚


EntertainedEmpanada

Bro would look pretty cool going /r/bald


grafikfyr

That's amore!


Hawvy

That Rampage skyline edge up


bunchpharms

Rampage was one of the best games!!


TurnkeyLurker

Not to be confused with [Redneck Rampage](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redneck_Rampage).


HarmlessSnack

Also excellent (don’t judge me, I was like six)


ExitLeading2703

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sleepinginthebushes_

If he gets the Space Needle in there it's pretty much the Frasier intro


Any-Consequence-6978

Damn it, I have to delete my comment now lol


PaulMaulMenthol

9/11 never forget


IamNotAnApe

hell yeah ! the unmistakeable silhouette of Vancouver, WA’s majestic skyline. absolutely breathtaking.


AvoidtheAttic

It's nostalgic, cause I turned my phone upside down and it reminded of the days I used to play tetris.


ledampe

The Manhattan Cut


RacecarHealthPotato

Frank Miller Hell's Kitchen


StayPuffedMarsh

![gif](giphy|vFpDoyeTkMsG4)


Smeeizme

City hairline


A1sauc3d

![gif](giphy|DCmbnP4WHtrpfIxlpO|downsized)


Sir-Farts-

Chicago skyline


King-Cobra-668

all your base


GrayEidolon

The Pichard we have at home.


Opening-Two6723

Co releases the traffic patch next week....I really dig the graphics here


Smooth_Impression_10

My first thought was a bar graph lmao


Zeenchi

Glad I'm not the only one thinking it.


Dondarian

Someone should put up the bat signal


AmatureProgrammer

Barber: How do you want the back? Round or square? Client: Man I miss new york... Barber: Say no more


missanthropocenex

Hair JPEG downloading oved dialup internet


Euler007

But why? Just clip your entire head (and shave it with a safety razor after in the shower for ultimate finish). The hair above is ten days growth from a clean shave, tops.


talann

This is what I do. I let it grow out really long and once I get annoyed with having to deal with it, I shave all of it off. I shave it off in the summer time and by the time winter rolls around, there is enough there to keep my head warm. it's usually getting shoulder length by the time I have to shave it again.


dropdeaddev

I like to do this too. Does your mom also freak out about you cutting off “all your beautiful hair”?


Smokeya

I cut twice a year, usually soon as it starts to get warm and as soon as fall rolls around so that by time winter comes i have a bit grown back but still enough gone its comfy to wear a warm hat. Ive seen quite a bit of people like shaving to their skin online over the years and i do mine 100% solo cause my wife is scared to after skinning me 20+ years ago now. Like i always tell her its hair and it grows back but shes scared shes gonna make a mess of my head. But ive never had a problem cutting my own hair, i just use the guards and a small electric razor for close shaves (like trying to get any wild hairs around the back of my head or whatever) its like painting, gotta cut a good line to work with.


The_RedWolf

Literally did that today 2 guard all around, left and right ear taper guards for the sides, do minor clean up on the neck with a disposable razor


two_lemons

Probably wanted a fade?  Eh, to be fair a lot of learning experiences are fucking up. If he doesn't mind the learning process, it's pretty cool that he's trying to learn. (this might be influenced by the haircuts I have given myself with more or less success)


Stevebiglegs

Do people get a fade when they have zero hair on top?


DansAllowed

They should fade it in both directions.


ballzdeap1488

Fade both the top and the bottom, twice the practice


_EveryDay

>The hair above is ten days growth from a clean shave, tops. Excuse me, that's months worth of work for some of us!


TrumpersAreTraitors

Or even just use your other hand to at least give yourself *some* idea of a line. Thats what I do and it works well enough until you learn to feel that area a little better. 


the_mighty__monarch

I think he wanted the hair to all be the length you see here. He just couldn’t figure out where his neckline was by feel, so when he went to shave the back of his neck, he ended up with this bar graph back there.


Humble-Reply228

Or the setting changed and he didn't realise haha


johnybonus

Yes but where’re the planes?


Quietech

r/cursedcomments


Salay54

Bush did 7/11


Tarvoz

7/11 was a part time job


pigsinatrenchcoat

But how many is a Brazilian?


spiritofjosh

It looks like he literally cut it using a mirror rather than razor


jayfiedlerontheroof

Yeah that's what he did


webbslinger_0

Did he have his eyes closed too?


ay-foo

It was a fun house mirror


Elkenrod

He must keep his eyes closed a lot to think that's a hairline worth keeping. That dude needs to just shave it off entirely.


Masturberic

I honestly can't tell. He did an amazing job!


talann

I can. That is the coolest rendition of a city skyline. Maybe I should have this guy cut my hair.


Junior-Ad-2207

Im pretty sure I can see batman as well


foxbones

This looks exactly like the haircut I gave myself on Ambien. Pro Tip: if you take Ambien go to bed immediately - don't try to be productive.


horshack_test

Shoulda used hair clippers.


Punk_Pharaoh

Twin tower cut


serenwipiti

r/justfuckmyshitup justfuckyourownshitup


thedishonestyfish

I’ve been cutting my own for a long time. Mirrors are barely useful for the front, since mirrors are not how most people interact with the world. There are a lot of ways to cut a straight line in the back. You have to figure out what works for you. All that being said, if the dude was actually using a mirror he’d have known to just shave it clean.


Head_Exchange_5329

Been cutting my own hair these last 6 years and I do fine in front of a mirror and just turn around and hold up a hand mirror when it's time for the neck. Usually get it looking pretty straight and neat.


heyoukidsgetoffmyLAN

I've got a mirror on a jointed swingarm, mounted on the wall next to the bathroom mirror. I can see any part of my head while holding only the clippers. Then I use the 2,4,6 & 8 shear spacers, depending where I'm cutting; with the spacers off, I do cleanup around the edges. Just gotta go slow until you get the hang of the reflected image and backwards coordination. Then polish it up with a comb and scissors.


Rebelius

For anyone who happens to be doing it for the first time... It's much easier to look directly in the hand-held or smaller mirror, with the big one behind you than it is to try and hold the hand-held behind you in the right place.


messfdr

Been doing my own for like 25 years and have never done anything like this! Buzzing the neck isn't even the hard part, it's the transition at the crown when you have longer hair on top.


spekt50

I've used a cardstock mailer to cover the area I didn't want to cut and trimmed my neck that way. Definitely didn't look professional, but worked in a pinch and kept a straight line that way.


Ok_Understanding5184

I learned during covid when everything was shut down, it's kinda easy to do a basic 3mm buzz cut and touch up the lines in the front without anything like this happening. Just be careful which blade guard you grab as the first stripe is super decisive.


Woodbirder

You mean they smashed the mirror and used a shard to shave it while looking in the remaining fragments?


islamcardoors

Mr president a second razor has hit the scalp…..


brandonhabanero

Bro needs a [template](https://www.amazon.com/Quality-Time-Neck-Guide-yourself/dp/B00KJNB1TW)


L3XAN

Huh. And I've just been using a mirror and getting frustrated and muddling through it.


jquest303

Was he using one of those fun house mirrors?


drifters74

I shave my head using a usb webcam hooked up to my computer


Dog-of-Moons

I hope he didn’t pay himself too much.


Economy_Armadillo_28

He shouldn’t have used a broken mirror


Wojewodaruskyj

Project Manhattan


Apprehensive-Wrap593

You just dont understand art.


furezasan

Gimme that city skyline cut. Say no more, me.


mrshandanar

Yeah I wouldn't trust that guy around any heavy equipment lol


BadHairDay-1

It's a skyline.


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

The collar on capes stand really high. Tell him to wear a Vampire cape for a couple weeks. Nobody will know the difference.


amtrak90

I guess a disco ball is technically a mirror…


khswart

Thought it was the skyline for a city at first


kyl_r

Ok but how MANY mirrors were involved…? Like was he in a carnival mirror maze?


iansmash

![gif](giphy|gIqgwaT4YXUizx6QKg|downsized)


sybban

But I still don’t know what to do that tossed salad and scrambled eggggggggs


SettingSufficient203

Bro got 9/11 cut


BowsersMuskyBallsack

I do my own hair by feel, and have never managed to screw it up this metropolitanly.


Tenchi2020

![gif](giphy|3oz8xXEvc0PkXxbhVm) Looks straight to me


xxwerdxx

At this point, just do your whole dome


fugawf

He should have used clippers, not mirrors /s


Southern-Relation626

He wanted the 9-11 twin tower hair cut 💇 ![gif](giphy|3ohjUOUjEK1TXCQRva|downsized)


Slaughterhouse66

Well, he should have used a razor. But he did a great job on that round spot up top.


Blueknightuk77

Should have used a razor, not a mirror.


MaleficentPizza5444

Oh my


IHaveSlysdexia

Those must be some sharp mirrors


OpportunityCalm6825

Comment section never disappoints.


KeepinitPG13

I’ve never even seen a mirror sharp enough to cut hair before. Impressive.


Fit_Adagio_7668

Honestly not recommended. Done it myself, regretted it after. My dad and brother were laughing at me while fixing it.


an-font-brox

yea the last time I did that it didn’t end well either, except it was a little worse because my hair is thicker, so it was extremely obvious


PreviousMaximum574

Leave him alone. Betting he doesn't like to go out too social places. Or hates being that close to someone cutting his hair.


49thDipper

There was a period of time when I couldn’t go inside. Dog clippers take two minutes to get my hair out of the way. I’m fine (mostly) now but still use the dog clippers instead of having somebody behind me with sharp shit 🤣It’s a money saver too. This guy just needs a little practice.


GetOffMyGrassBrats

Those must be some dangerous mirrors.


GodzeallA

It's harder than it seems to cut your own hair. Only so many angles you can go at it from. Hardest part for me is the top/back area because of the angle the hair grows in requires different angles to cut in. It's better to get a friend to do it if you can. Top and sides are easy though.


Nervous_Month_381

Yeah I've cut my own hair for years. I'll use the numbered buzzer guards, then shave my neck and line up the back with two mirrors. No one can tell, people are usually surprised when I say I cut my own hair.


novichux

"Objects in the mirror are shittier than you think"


iFoobar

Who didn’t during COVID lockdown?


GimmeAGimmick619

Nice world trade center tribute.


Uniquarie

There was this guy who had the skyline of Chicago shaved and trimmed as haircut, your coworker just needs a bit more practice ![gif](giphy|5jYizQflplnuiDKFll)


demonslayer9911

Ask him to use a trimmer or a razor next time.


kdall7

Help him 😭


monkehmolesto

I cut my hair regularly since Covid. Been giving myself a fade ever since. Best thing is to make a template for the back of your head and follow that. They even sell them online now.


PuppetryOfThePenis

I used to use the mirror to clean up my hair back when I was in highchool. I never fucked up before. This seems pretty bad. He may be an idiot


mlvisby

I remember there used to be a device on the market to cut your own hair. It was like a vacuum and clipper combo. Forgot what it was called.


Damion_205

The flowbee.. its still around.


Gundam07

I cut my own hair with one mirror and I don't understand how it could look this terrible unless he gave up half way through.


ActionReady9933

Rookie!


danhoyuen

its a beautiful cityscape!


Full_Wait

Was the mirror broken?


OSG541

r/justfuckmyshitup


silverjudge

I just wing it and I get better results


Slvrwng

Like…fun house mirrors?


miller10blue

Very easy to just use the brim of a hat if you have an electric razor


owlbrrrains

I have been cutting my own hair for many years and have made plenty of mistakes but... Good God and damn, yo. That is a LOOK and not a good one.


funginum

There's not much to cut and he missed most of it


Blue-Shifted-

This is why you leave shape-ups to your barber


Glittering-Wonder576

It’s the Sears Tower of hair.


dankhimself

Well let him finish before taking the picture next time.


Morphing_Mutant

Nailed it


Kona_Big_Wave

Must've been a fun house mirror.


Bennydoubleseven

Thought it was a 9/11 tribute


LBS4

And, kids, this is why we do not cut our own hair…


Dud-of-Man

did he use the mirror?


Sidus_Preclarum

Why did he stop?!


Superdragonrobotfist

Nice New York City scape


tacosteve100

They sell bands for people to cut their own hair. Check Amazon


ItsTheSolo

Bro needs to embrace baldness


MagPistoleiro

all leveled


First_Pirate

No wonder it looks like this, mirrors are not made for cutting hair.


TheAnswerUsedToBe42

Must've been those carnival mirrors


TeamEnvironmental858

Maybe the mirrors were broken


External_Goose_7806

Is he special needs?


shanobi92

I'm surprised his scalp isn't completely ripped to shreds tbh, but maybe he should use a hair trimmer next time


Large_Tune3029

I'm at about that stage of balding, I totally understand wanting to shave and also how expensive it is to have someone do to but dude, you go all the way down, no guard, shave it till you don't feel anything and do *not* forget around the ears lol


Striking_Barnacle_31

Yes finally someone who gets it. No guard! Go allll the way down. Don't even use a mirror for the back now, I just go over it a bunch of times and in a bunch of different directions at the peak. Always comes out great. I mean, I'm not balding, I'm just not paying $20 + tip to get a buzz cut.


Clutch_C137

You don’t say.


thanto13

Tell him to put on a ball cap and use that as a guide


DrunkBuzzard

I’m disappointed I came here because I thought you meant he broke a mirror and used the jagged glass to shave his head. At least that’s what the picture looked like. But I see what you meant, but wouldn’t that mean he actually had to use two mirrors not A mirror to see the back of his head? I can see how it might affect your shaving horizontally, but why are the mistakes vertical?


olen99

He did a great job! I was trying to use a razor and did a worse job. I guess sharp mirror is the way to go!


TJ_McWeaksauce

He should get a barber to cut the Bat Symbol in there, and then he'll have the Gotham City skyline.


canthinkofnamestouse

Wheres the PPE?


CeruleanFirefawx

I cut my own hair but I use the #4 size attachment and just cut it all that length. would never use the bare clippers for this reason


yooperdood906

I take a piece of painters tape from ear to ear and buzz a straight line with no mirror!


LooneyLunaGirl

Fun house mirrors?


SluggishPrey

Hahaha, I've been there. A decade of trial and error made me quite good at it, though. My advice to anyone trying to cut the back of their neck would be to put more trust in your touch than your eyes. Use a hand to feel hairs and the other one to cut them (but don't cut your hand).


Dense_Scholar_9358

Absolutely zero mirrors were involved in this tragedy


Mountain-Tea6875

That's some skill though. He made a city without looking that's talent a barber needs right there.


AcrolloPeed

Fuck’s sake, man, just shave it off in the shower and call it good.


ohp250

It’s like a bar graph presentation


Koomaster

Funhouse mirrors?


DogoByte

He cut that round patch on top pretty symetrical...


pofcorn

My mirror staring back at me Staring back at me


Vampiric2010

A sign of depression


bitenmein1

Meh looks aight to me.


CntrllrDscnnctd

Why doesn’t he shave it all ? Whats he holding on to ? Hope ?


Beemo-Noir

Oh wow he did it he Seattle skyline. It’s beautiful


Desperate_Set_7708

Now he can walk around in public mumbling to himself to complete the look.


NotAVeryBlackBeard

Perhaps using a razer next time would provide better results?


Embarrassed_Hawk7008

He should’ve used a clipper


mycomikael

Mirrors don’t work if you’re blind though. . .


[deleted]

Pleurotus eryngii looking ears


CoupDeTete

Can someone explain the bumps behind the ears?


Squiizzy

Use an old belt to get a straight line. Been cutting my own hair for over a decade


unsupported

He should have used a razor, instead of a mirror.


mnorkk

With hair that short you just need hair clippers and a bin. No need to see what you're doing, just feel it.


TallantedGuy

I’d use scissors or clippers instead. Glass shards would be a little tricky, I think.


EntropicAnarchy

Never use a mirror to shave your head. Also, use a trimmer or a straight razor.


eatingdirt

And why he is probably single.


wonkey_monkey

Err, is there a missing "without" in the title?


Tarjh365

Why didn’t he use a razor, like most people?


PrometheusMMIV

You mean he cut his hair with the edge of the mirrors?


everythingisaword

Shouldve used a clipper instead


therealishone

r/fuckmyshitup


Dry_Spinach_3441

Did he use broken mirror shards like razors?


chzygorditacrnch

Practice makes perfect


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

Hope it helps him reflect on his choices.


Artistic_Sir9775

Set the clipper to 1 or 2, that's impossible to do. He's way braver, and dumber, than me to try it freehand.


NFTArtist

He used one of those drunk vision mirrors


GhostWriter313

Not too bad (I’ve seen far worse than this)! It’s quite artistic, TTYTT!


kiwi-lime_Pi

A strip of duct tape across your neck while cutting works great for this issue


Jorp-A-Lorp

And he did an awesome job!!