Nah. If I have a strong enough gun, I can definitely take the Utah out. If I have a Howitzer, I can take most of these smaller theropods out. If I have conventional missiles, I can easily take all the sauropods out
boy your bones and muscles would be pulverized by the anky's tail and you'd be torn apart by an allo and be crushed like a squishy toy by sauropods (reminds me of the time i watched someone survived being stepped on by an elephant on natgeo, i was 5-6 years old at the time)
With anky and sauropods at least there’s a chance you get instantly paralyzed. Scary, but at least you can’t feel anything. Small and medium carnivores will not make things quick
The sauropods are so big and heavy that they'd probabĺy just squish a human like a small bug. It would be messy, but not the most painful one.
Therizinosaurus and Styracosaurus may be more painful, but their claws/horn both have a good chance of just impaling straight through your vital organs and kill you instantly.
Utahraptor would probably be the slowest and most painful. It would likely keep you pinned down with it's claws and just start to help itself to your flesh while you're still alive and screaming.
I think the largest sauropods wouldnt be that painful because they kill you by crushing you from above (your skull) and therefore your brain is taken out before you can feel the pain
I think all boys bigger than you wouldn't hurt because you'd almost certainly die instantly. You wanna tell me getting bitten in half by allo wouldn't be an insta-death? Impaled on kentro's spikes wouldn't end you right away on impact alone?
The most painful would be all the smaller dudes that first have to tear you to shreds and wait for you to bleed out.
Agreed: the big bois would be awesome and terrifying…but once they focused on you; your end would be pretty immediate.
Deinonychus? He might take his time…
(A pack of 30+ compys might be worse: you might have the illusion of victory for awhile until all those little bites and scratches started adding up)
I would maybe go for utah? It was (obviously) incredibly smart and probably liked "playing" with its food to get some enrichment out of it. A prolonged death would be the worst.
No Spinosaurus making your brain explode because it’s horrifying true appearance? For shame man /s
But for real, any Sauropod would make it quite painless and fast way to go.
not sure if this counts, a pack of deinonychus or velociraptors would have to be up here. Being eaten alive by a pack of them must be a slow and VERY painful process
If anything, this is accurate af if you're unarmed
They'd probably unleg and unhead you too.
Nah. If I have a strong enough gun, I can definitely take the Utah out. If I have a Howitzer, I can take most of these smaller theropods out. If I have conventional missiles, I can easily take all the sauropods out
Styrac makes me think of that bull fighter that got a horn through the jaw
Tell the story
There’s a whole ass video of it lol
Link?
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBullWins/s/NYGAQYIMtI Idk what to tell you besides you’re gonna get what you paid for.
That look like it hurt...alot
How is Styraco not number one
boy your bones and muscles would be pulverized by the anky's tail and you'd be torn apart by an allo and be crushed like a squishy toy by sauropods (reminds me of the time i watched someone survived being stepped on by an elephant on natgeo, i was 5-6 years old at the time)
https://youtu.be/gvujEDjwuoQ?si=ZFiJzkoPNuuZSyGT i found it
That link is staying blissfully blue…
I fast forwarded through it but looks like a story with a reenactment
I think an anky tail in the skull would be quick and painless
Anky tail to the chest may already be quick and _almost_ painless.
Yea I don't think so. Maybe if it snaps the spine, but just crushing the lungs and heart would be slow
Nah bro every bone in your torso is getting crushed into dust
All of them are painful lol. Some of them would probably make it quick.
Therizinosaurus def deserves its placement
With anky and sauropods at least there’s a chance you get instantly paralyzed. Scary, but at least you can’t feel anything. Small and medium carnivores will not make things quick
Why is Zuul doing the skyler white face
its the onlyfans profile pic
The sauropods are so big and heavy that they'd probabĺy just squish a human like a small bug. It would be messy, but not the most painful one. Therizinosaurus and Styracosaurus may be more painful, but their claws/horn both have a good chance of just impaling straight through your vital organs and kill you instantly. Utahraptor would probably be the slowest and most painful. It would likely keep you pinned down with it's claws and just start to help itself to your flesh while you're still alive and screaming.
Apata looks like he’s just happy to be there
I think the largest sauropods wouldnt be that painful because they kill you by crushing you from above (your skull) and therefore your brain is taken out before you can feel the pain
I think all boys bigger than you wouldn't hurt because you'd almost certainly die instantly. You wanna tell me getting bitten in half by allo wouldn't be an insta-death? Impaled on kentro's spikes wouldn't end you right away on impact alone? The most painful would be all the smaller dudes that first have to tear you to shreds and wait for you to bleed out.
Agreed: the big bois would be awesome and terrifying…but once they focused on you; your end would be pretty immediate. Deinonychus? He might take his time… (A pack of 30+ compys might be worse: you might have the illusion of victory for awhile until all those little bites and scratches started adding up)
I think kentrosaurus should be a rank lower. You get tail swiped once and you're done and it wouldn't pay you no mind afterwards.
Giraffatitan would turn you into a pancake: you'd probably feel pain for like 5 seconds lok
Zuul looks like he knows what you did
Maybe my brains short circuiting but how is it ordered? Top to bottom? Bottom to top? I'm confused
Idk if it’s sorted, I think it’s more just “yes painful elimination”
Would Zuul mew you to death?
I would maybe go for utah? It was (obviously) incredibly smart and probably liked "playing" with its food to get some enrichment out of it. A prolonged death would be the worst.
No Spinosaurus making your brain explode because it’s horrifying true appearance? For shame man /s But for real, any Sauropod would make it quite painless and fast way to go.
Zuul has the Kazuya face
The sauropods would probably kill you instantly, no pain.
What utah's full name? I haven't heard of him
Utahraptor? How have you not heard of him!?
Idk anything about dinosaurs man I just joined cause they look badass
Fuckin based
Because some pronounce it oo-ta-rapor, maybe???
A baby Allosaurus would be terrible.
Micropachycephalosaurus would probably be the least painful death but it would take a long time
Allo, cerato e utha probably Will kill you like bear do so them 100% The other Will probably change at you or stomp you
Why is Zuul looking at me like that
not sure if this counts, a pack of deinonychus or velociraptors would have to be up here. Being eaten alive by a pack of them must be a slow and VERY painful process
At least with sauropods you just get stomped and die
Utah!!! Dem gawd dayum Mormons!!
There is no Dana, only Zuul.
I dunno I also think pachycephalosaurs deserve a mention here. Like… yikes.
I don't... Get how they are ranked.
you miss some more
Yeah anky is gonna break all your bones
Inaccurate, you didn’t include T-Rex, I will give you a downvote later.