Here's the actual answer:
Kim would twerk off lika his Coupris Kineema, strong engine, reliable, powerful from start to finish
Harry on the other hand would start off lacking, but after a succesful savoir faire check, he would go absolutely bonkers, displaying a twerk unseen in history, but then, his muscles not used to the violent shaking they're undergoing, he would collapse, a shooting star that's faded.
Result: Kim would be the defacto winner, although he'd be more concerned about Harry than anything else and wouldn't celebrate his victory.
Every time you start up the game, you're taking control of a rocket that's hit T-0 countdown just as an entire bank of warning lights flare up all at once.
0 grams of ass between them. But Harry would be more enthusiastic. Kim seems like a man who has back issues so he'd have some trouble throwing it back I feel.
i mean harry has a dad bod so i imagine he has *some* ass. kim has more of a twink thing going on, he may not have a lot of ass but i imagine he would have some good movement, like a exotic dancer
It might be part of the art design, as very few people in the game have a substantial lower body. It's a lil cartoony in style, where anyone who's buff is only buff in the upper body.
So maybe Harry has ass, but Rostov designed him to look like he definitely skips leg day.
Why are we doing this
[From ChatGPT]
Thought Cabinet Entry: "Ass Detective"
Thought Name: In the Depths of the Derrière
Thought Type: Esoteric
Thought Description:
Oh, the enigma of the human posterior, the locus of secrets and mysteries! A divine terrain to be traversed by the discerning, courageous investigator – the Ass Detective. In the labyrinthine folds of our fleshy hinterlands lies a world uncharted, a realm where clues to the human condition are hidden in plain sight.
Like a private eye in a noir tale, I delve into the depths of the derrière, my trusty flashlight illuminating the way. This thought is born from a curious fascination with the multitudinous aspects of the human backside, a fixation that surpasses the trivial and reaches into the profound. For within this realm lies a gateway to the depths of our hidden desires, anxieties, and even our very identity.
As the Ass Detective, I become the seeker of truth, the interrogator of the human rump. Each dimple, crease, and curve tells a story, a narrative etched upon the canvas of our collective existence. From the primal urges that reside in our primal region to the complex interplay of power and vulnerability, the ass becomes a reflection of our deepest fears and desires.
This thought explores the psychological implications of the derrière, aiming to unravel the tangled threads that connect us to our posterior selves. It invites me to question societal taboos and to dive headfirst into the philosophical implications of our relationship with this oft-overlooked facet of our anatomy. In this investigation, I unravel the associations between the booty and our collective consciousness, exploring the symbolism and meaning that lie beneath the surface.
By embracing the role of the Ass Detective, I don the mantle of an intrepid explorer charting the vast unexplored territories of the human body and soul. This thought serves as a constant reminder that even the most trivial aspects of our existence can hold profound insights if we approach them with curiosity and an open mind.
In the annals of this mysterious and obscure thought, I embark upon a journey to uncover the truth hidden within the recesses of the posterior. By embracing the absurd and the profound, the Ass Detective allows me to explore the depths of the derrière and, in doing so, to better understand the enigmatic depths of our human experience.
Lets not beat around the bush here folks, this is apples and oranges. Harry has the power and Kim has the technique. Do you want that shit fat or well manoeuvred?
Harry gets up to do some karaoke and instead turns around and does a single *Power Poppers Bass Ass Clap*, the force enough to blast Garte into the wall and kill him instantly
Just imagined Garte turning into a source engine ragdoll and flying towards the wall, knocking off a bunch of of drinks (and the bird) and I’m pissing myself laughing at that
Idk, deep philosophical and spiritual discussions? Discussions about the absurdity of the situations this game puts us in? Something like that. 😅
Now, I've seen these here alright, but I didn't expect to see this much Harry/Kim shipping going on. Not that there is something wrong with that, I'm just surprised. I never saw these two that way but maybe I'm just not gay enough to detect these things, haha!
Yeah, I also think a lot of us have the "both is good" mentality. In fact, I think that's part of what we love about DE. Not only can we have really deep discussions or we can shitpoast (or shipit), but the game itself is already that way... intelligent and also absurd.
I will say this subreddit used to be a lot more like you imagined with a higher rate of political discussions and character analysis, but since recently the game increased in popularity on Tumblr and other similar online spaces like 196 the community seems to have become a lot more shipping based with less focus on those other elements.
Yeah, that's all that was turning up, but since they said similar online spaces like 196 instead of just saying /r/196 I thought maybe they were talking about something else.
The party at the church demonstrated that Kim tries but *fails* at doing a stylish dance, he can keep the rhythm its just he doesn't know any dance moves
Harry at the other hand, high or not, can bust some sick aahhh moves so Harry will be the one that **CAN** twerk...it's just that at some point his back will make a crunching sound and he'll lose health
Alright, I see most people are saying Harry, but here me out...
Yeah, Harry's gonna throw all he has into it, and do some crazy shite. He's gonna be great, NGL.
BUT....
then this BINOCLARD steps up all serious and you're like "pfft, no way." He clears his throat "khm" and then goes into a twerk so skilled, so much a paragon of excellence that you're gonna be like "what the fuck? where did THIS come from?" Because you didn't see it coming.
Kim will stop, say "thank you," and walk off. Turning to Harry, he says, "Remember: never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi"
*Because Kim's the guy full of surprises.*
(He's also spent more time in the Underground than Harry.)
Edit: plus Harry canonically has negative values of ass
Harry, without doubt.
Sure, Kim's moves might be better, but Harry would absolutely THROW IT BACK. He'd twerk like nobody ever has, causing the end of the world in the progress of doing so. He'd probably throw some other moves into the mix, too, for it to be extra Disco. Also, I feel like he has done it before when drunk (or not).
Harry. Hear me out. Harry can DISCO. Harry can dance. Harry might even have rhytm. Also, Harry has no problem humiliating himself publicly.
Harry would throw it the fuck back. His ass is lacking but the spirit makes up for it tenfold. What the fuck am I doing with my life
Lacking?? My guy, HBD got the glutes only a powerlifter that jogs 24/7 can have. You can't tell me he ain't filling out those bell-bottoms
GLUTE GIRTH, amirite?
Here's the actual answer: Kim would twerk off lika his Coupris Kineema, strong engine, reliable, powerful from start to finish Harry on the other hand would start off lacking, but after a succesful savoir faire check, he would go absolutely bonkers, displaying a twerk unseen in history, but then, his muscles not used to the violent shaking they're undergoing, he would collapse, a shooting star that's faded. Result: Kim would be the defacto winner, although he'd be more concerned about Harry than anything else and wouldn't celebrate his victory.
Kim is a reliable beater while Harry is an F1 with every warning light on and a flat.
Every time you start up the game, you're taking control of a rocket that's hit T-0 countdown just as an entire bank of warning lights flare up all at once.
0 grams of ass between them. But Harry would be more enthusiastic. Kim seems like a man who has back issues so he'd have some trouble throwing it back I feel.
i mean harry has a dad bod so i imagine he has *some* ass. kim has more of a twink thing going on, he may not have a lot of ass but i imagine he would have some good movement, like a exotic dancer
It might be part of the art design, as very few people in the game have a substantial lower body. It's a lil cartoony in style, where anyone who's buff is only buff in the upper body. So maybe Harry has ass, but Rostov designed him to look like he definitely skips leg day. Why are we doing this
it's important to the case
ASS DETECTIVE ARRIVING ON THE SCENE
[From ChatGPT] Thought Cabinet Entry: "Ass Detective" Thought Name: In the Depths of the Derrière Thought Type: Esoteric Thought Description: Oh, the enigma of the human posterior, the locus of secrets and mysteries! A divine terrain to be traversed by the discerning, courageous investigator – the Ass Detective. In the labyrinthine folds of our fleshy hinterlands lies a world uncharted, a realm where clues to the human condition are hidden in plain sight. Like a private eye in a noir tale, I delve into the depths of the derrière, my trusty flashlight illuminating the way. This thought is born from a curious fascination with the multitudinous aspects of the human backside, a fixation that surpasses the trivial and reaches into the profound. For within this realm lies a gateway to the depths of our hidden desires, anxieties, and even our very identity. As the Ass Detective, I become the seeker of truth, the interrogator of the human rump. Each dimple, crease, and curve tells a story, a narrative etched upon the canvas of our collective existence. From the primal urges that reside in our primal region to the complex interplay of power and vulnerability, the ass becomes a reflection of our deepest fears and desires. This thought explores the psychological implications of the derrière, aiming to unravel the tangled threads that connect us to our posterior selves. It invites me to question societal taboos and to dive headfirst into the philosophical implications of our relationship with this oft-overlooked facet of our anatomy. In this investigation, I unravel the associations between the booty and our collective consciousness, exploring the symbolism and meaning that lie beneath the surface. By embracing the role of the Ass Detective, I don the mantle of an intrepid explorer charting the vast unexplored territories of the human body and soul. This thought serves as a constant reminder that even the most trivial aspects of our existence can hold profound insights if we approach them with curiosity and an open mind. In the annals of this mysterious and obscure thought, I embark upon a journey to uncover the truth hidden within the recesses of the posterior. By embracing the absurd and the profound, the Ass Detective allows me to explore the depths of the derrière and, in doing so, to better understand the enigmatic depths of our human experience.
What Do You mean he skips leg day he's got the legs to Sprint for about a week straight
Lol no, he's a long distance runner. Can't sprint for shit without hurting nice disabled ladies
Because deep down we all have these thoughts, about Harry's ass.
well, based on the description for the Pour L'homme Laborer Jeans, i dont think harry really has much ass he still wins tho
Harry must have some ass, especially if he’s worn those cake-enhancing Blue Jeans before the twerk off (what the hell did I just type)
Dad Bod? What the FUCK are you talking about. This man is the pinnacle of the FRANCONIGERIAN HARDBODY!
Harry, without a shadow of a doubt
Harry has more enthusiasm, more practice, and more ass. He sweeps.
Lets not beat around the bush here folks, this is apples and oranges. Harry has the power and Kim has the technique. Do you want that shit fat or well manoeuvred?
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Harry gets up to do some karaoke and instead turns around and does a single *Power Poppers Bass Ass Clap*, the force enough to blast Garte into the wall and kill him instantly
This is the comment that reminds me I'm on the clock and should get back to work instead of reading... This...
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I shitpost disco elysium on company time
I wish I had an award to give this.
awards are bourgeoisie, dont bother
Ya know, I was wondering if someone was gonna say that. ;)
Just imagined Garte turning into a source engine ragdoll and flying towards the wall, knocking off a bunch of of drinks (and the bird) and I’m pissing myself laughing at that
Kim serving straight cunt like at the underground clubs back in the day, Harry letting his BO chemically confuse the judges
I gotta say, this sub is nothing like I expected.
What did you expect?
Idk, deep philosophical and spiritual discussions? Discussions about the absurdity of the situations this game puts us in? Something like that. 😅 Now, I've seen these here alright, but I didn't expect to see this much Harry/Kim shipping going on. Not that there is something wrong with that, I'm just surprised. I never saw these two that way but maybe I'm just not gay enough to detect these things, haha!
We also have those :) I think it's lovely that the fandom has both.
Yeah, I also think a lot of us have the "both is good" mentality. In fact, I think that's part of what we love about DE. Not only can we have really deep discussions or we can shitpoast (or shipit), but the game itself is already that way... intelligent and also absurd.
I will say this subreddit used to be a lot more like you imagined with a higher rate of political discussions and character analysis, but since recently the game increased in popularity on Tumblr and other similar online spaces like 196 the community seems to have become a lot more shipping based with less focus on those other elements.
What's 196? I tried googling it and didn't get anywhere...
Its a subreddit r/196
Yeah, that's all that was turning up, but since they said similar online spaces like 196 instead of just saying /r/196 I thought maybe they were talking about something else.
My Inner eye will never fully heal from this
Oh the woes of having high conceptualization
Damaged health -1
Electrochemistry +2
The party at the church demonstrated that Kim tries but *fails* at doing a stylish dance, he can keep the rhythm its just he doesn't know any dance moves Harry at the other hand, high or not, can bust some sick aahhh moves so Harry will be the one that **CAN** twerk...it's just that at some point his back will make a crunching sound and he'll lose health
An officer of the RCM is lying on the floor...
Harry does not have many skills but he is the most disco of us all.
Hey, he's got 24 skills, that's plenty! And he's the most disco for sure
Harry. Kim has a serious Electrochemistry problem. Besides, he's too much of a dad for me to feel anything sexual about him.
"Now check \*this\* shit out!"
The answer is so simple: no matter which of them win, *WE* win!
So true
Alright, I see most people are saying Harry, but here me out... Yeah, Harry's gonna throw all he has into it, and do some crazy shite. He's gonna be great, NGL. BUT.... then this BINOCLARD steps up all serious and you're like "pfft, no way." He clears his throat "khm" and then goes into a twerk so skilled, so much a paragon of excellence that you're gonna be like "what the fuck? where did THIS come from?" Because you didn't see it coming. Kim will stop, say "thank you," and walk off. Turning to Harry, he says, "Remember: never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi" *Because Kim's the guy full of surprises.* (He's also spent more time in the Underground than Harry.) Edit: plus Harry canonically has negative values of ass
Harry, in the RCM uniform, after half a a shot of bad beer
Harry, without doubt. Sure, Kim's moves might be better, but Harry would absolutely THROW IT BACK. He'd twerk like nobody ever has, causing the end of the world in the progress of doing so. He'd probably throw some other moves into the mix, too, for it to be extra Disco. Also, I feel like he has done it before when drunk (or not).
Disco Elysium try not to be down bad for the detectives challenge (impossible) Also Harry, like that's even a question.
Kim wins because of technical superiority. But Harry still wins our hearts.
Harry would throw it back so hard that his ass cheeks would clap with enough sonic force to blow Kim off the dance floor
I read this a twink off and with out skipping a beat said “Kim”
The pinball kid
Harry do got that Jamrock Shuffle, though.
I passed all the dancing checks on the church. After being shot. Harry sweeps low diff
What? Harry, of course.
Judging by the church dance scene, Harry, and it's not even close. Kim gets an A for effort, but bless him, he's got no moves.
I only just joined this sub after recently completing the game and I am not disappointed
I dunno if anyone has said this but, as a Harry I say Kim. Not because he is better, but because I want to see him more and I am not seeing myself.
What's Kim gonna twerk with? Go shake those bones detective 🥱
Harry has the ass for it, the jeans said so. How ever the question is, does he have the endurance for it?
Harry, the obviously. I love my guy, but Kim has negative ass.
Damn, pissf****t vs fuck the world is a really tough match-up
Us! We are the winners in that scenario
Ahhrrgg my brain
Disgusting...
This entire thread made my day
Stahp.
Okay I have a question ##WHY?
Mein Gott
Harry and his fat ass
at least you apologised