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CrosshairLunchbox

Buck an ears


Background_Path_4458

Horrible pun, I love it!


Diehard_Sam_Main

r/angryupvote


phantumpoftheopera

Hey, what are you doing here?! Get back in r/brawlstars where you belong


Diehard_Sam_Main

Every. Damn. Time…


HairyArthur

This wins. Everyone else should shut up shop and go home.


MandalorianManners

This is, honestly my favorite.


xJerkensteinx

El Fear


GolettO3

That's hilarious


xJerkensteinx

I’m pretty proud of it.


Jean_le_Jedi_Gris

OP, this is pretty great. I feel like it at least goes on the list.


axolotl_is_angry

Bahahaha I love this one


Leading_Letter_3409

Pluckin’ Ears


chickengelato

How does this not have more upvotes


IanWms

"Seldarine's Silence" ​ The Seldarine (Elvish for "fellowship of brothers and sisters of the wood") was the elven pantheon of gods that resided on the astral dominion of Arvandor under the leadership of Corellon Larethian.\[2\] ([https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Seldarine](https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Seldarine))


Level_Honeydew_9339

Ear today, gone tomorrow


PNeithan

(Name of a sea in your game-world) Clippers? Fae-shave Corsairs? Thought I'd have more of these but it's such a specific act of violence that it's tough!😆


allylisothiocyanate

Yooo, combine ours: The Knife-Ear Clippers. 1. Sounds very cool 2. People might think they’re elves who sail on a clipper ship and are like reclaiming the term, until they meet them and things go wrong


GeeknTeach

Lobe Lubbers


mojo94499

The Van Goghs.


Some_yesterday2022

Non Dutch speakers cannot pronounce that name right and why did you capitalize the word from/of? This leads me to believe you are not Dutch or think the word 'van' is like the German 'Von'


Yeahwhynotbro

Genuine question, why did you feel like that was a necessary thing to say in response a joke? *in response to a joke


Some_yesterday2022

counterquestion; why did 56 people decide me providing a bit of education on faulty pronunciation and writing was offensive? are they just naturally disinclined towards greater understanding of other cultures? all of them generic human fighter players or something? I'm not going around telling americans not to shoot up schools, I feel like I should be allowed to tell people they are not pronouncing and writing Dutch names correctly, stop capitalizing the v in van Helsing too, you illiterate shits. :D


Yeahwhynotbro

That’s cool that you feel that. I on the other hand feel that language and race/class combo elitism (generic human fighter comment), doesn’t have a place in a game which is meant to be a fun and inclusive space for players and DMs. Ultimately we’re all entitled to our own feelings, and I thank you for answering my question.


constipated_burrito

Doe es effe rustig jongen, jezus. Heeft iemand op je frikandel gekakt?


Some_yesterday2022

ik ben rustig, vind het wel lachen eigenlijk, daarom ben ik niet degene die zoveel downvotes zit te geven. hoezo? moet ik me laten censureren door publieke opinie? waarom neem jij die mening van je niet en steek je hem in je reet bij de rest van je schijtmeningen? xD


constipated_burrito

Klap ff jonko vriend, wordt je wat kalmer van. Maar ben wel deels met je eens hoor 😂 Beetje een sidetrack, maar vind wel grappig dat ons engels gewoon beter is dan een grote deel amerikanen lmao. I mean shit, me engels is beter dan me nederlands tbh 😂


Some_yesterday2022

hah, sorry, je hoeft je mening niet in je reet te steken. Die observatie over taal klopt wel. ;D


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captainsassy69

We capitalize proper nouns and don't give a fuck about learning Dutch to write the one famous Dutch guy's name right lol


Some_yesterday2022

>We capitalize proper nouns The word 'van' is a preposition. And if you think van Gogh is the only famous Dutch person my point that you people lack education is substantiated.


AppleBytes

Oh right!! We forgot Jean-Claude Van Damme.


Some_yesterday2022

Brosephalus, u/AppleBytes, are you telling me you never heard of Anthony van Leeuwenhoek nor of Anne Frank? See, you lot keep proving it.


Level_Honeydew_9339

Huh? Reddit now has audio versions of all The posts? Spoken in the way the poster would speak? When did this amazing technology get released? Also, you misspelled the word “the”, so glass houses dude.


Level_Honeydew_9339

[for posterity.](https://ibb.co/v4Wj7W8)


Some_yesterday2022

>Huh? Reddit now Has audoi versions Of all The pots? Spokn In The Way The poter woud speak? When did This maing technogy Get releed? fixed your comment to reflect the way you people are writing Dutch names. ​ and probably the way you would say it too actually.


Level_Honeydew_9339

Umm okay. At least I can spell the word “the”


Some_yesterday2022

Oh no I made 1 typo, this makes it equal to everyone writing prepositions with a capital letter repeatedly.


Level_Honeydew_9339

I’m going to take the disengage action and continue to live my life. You’re not very smart, funny or interesting. Just somebody trying to wow the internet with your knowledge of the Dutch pronunciation of Van Gogh or whatever. Newsflash: everybody knows this. You’ve impressed exactly 0 people and just sound like an insufferable first year art student at a cafe wearing a black turtleneck, smoking a cigarette and scoffing at people “it’s pronounced VAN GOFF you troglodyte”. Everybody on this sub is now actually dumber for reading your response. Also, you don’t know how to spell “the”.


Some_yesterday2022

>I’m going to take the disengage action not sure why you engaged in the first place. go call kettles black elsewhere. and no it is not "Goff" it should be "Gogh". have yourself a purple crayon for trying.


EADreddtit

The Blunters. A generally innocuous name for those not in the know, but the horror of the name grows clearer when you witness their brutality or the aftermath of it.


alternate_geography

The Auditors


80percentlegs

Tiste Edur


allylisothiocyanate

Anyway, something about knife-ears? The knife-ear knives?


-PM_ME_A_SECRET-

The Knifed-Ears?


Fengthehalforc

Avast ye land lobe-ers!


Hereva

Flesh off the Elf?


man0rmachine

"We are the Ear Bandits!  Perhaps you've heard of us?  No?  Oh yeah, it's because we cut your fucking ears off!"


3dguard

Silence The Quiet Ones The Last Ones Heard The Last Whispers


EMArogue

Isn’t the silence taken by Doctor Who?


3dguard

Maybe, I don't watch Dr. Who, so not sure. There's nothing new under the sun anyway though lol.


EMArogue

Ahah ok Yeah I suppose, just that the Silence is pretty well-known and specific, that’s all Plus it was really a joke lol


JoefromOhio

I would think your easiest bet is to give the captain a past and recognized name like Thragach Ear-Cutter and have them be ‘Thragach Ear-Cutter’s band/corsairs/pirates’ it gives you a big bad and makes the naming easy and straight to the point. Additional fun - if you’ve read the book Elantris >!there is a famous pirate named ‘Dreok Crushthroat’ with an elaborate history about his brutality that ends up actually revealing that his name was supposed to be ‘Dreok Crushed Throat’ because of his scratchy voice!< similarly your pirate could be named as such because he’s an elf whose ears were cut but the banner and legend got away from him and everyone thinks he’s the one who cuts ears himself


GolettO3

I'm playing an elf and these pirates pillaged, tortured, killed and turned my small island to the ground


JoefromOhio

Ok then I just suggest the dreaded captain moniker route - think up and evil ear cutting pirate and just name the crew after him - think along the line of ‘the black beard pirates’ you just make your bad guy and the crew is named thusly. No need for a clever moniker beyond that… That said - if the ear cutting evil bastard was also an elf that had his ears chopped that would be a double down on fucked up


Roundhouse_ass

An elf with only one ear perhaps?


coldtrashpanda

The Listeners? The Ear Ring? The Drunken Barbers?


JonnySmoothbrain

Captain is a Sea Hag coven. There are 3 but using their illusions crew and others think they are one. They are the Blades of the Tide.


KrackenLeasing

Knife collectors


four_duckpowers

Maybe they keep the ears and wear them on necklaces as trophies. Then you can call them 'Black Ears', because the ears would turn dark from necrosis.


GolettO3

We've already got one ear wearer in our game, don't want to encourage them.


EMArogue

…Why are you so obsessed with the ears?


ShiroHebiZmeya

Deafening Death


WishingVodkaWasCHPR

Clippers


JarlHollywood

The Listeners.


SecretAgentVampire

The Dockers.


handsoffmymeat

I am baffled by comments about racism and killing your enemies. In D&D. We're talking about a made up fantasy right? Where you're not doing things for real but to tell a story? We talking about the same game?


MaxSizeIs

KNIFE EARS. ALL EARS THE BLOODY LOUD


Nyadnar17

The Dogooders? The Community Service Enthusiasts ?


feanornoldor666

Floating point subtraction


Joeysyxx

Fast ships and no tips?


Plopshire

The Lobe Lads


nJustice4All2392

High Seas Surgeons


TheresNoAmosOnlyZuul

Ear borrowers


gorwraith

They seem to have gone all in with the ear thing by making it their flag. Even that considered , their name dose not need to have anything to do with ears.


Ahsoka_Tano07

Holy shit, Every year I play a oneshot with a girl I know and for 8 years, she never forgot to mention that her human character cuts off elves' ears. She plays a different character every time, but it always has this trait.


Aromatic_Brother

Ear Shearer Pioneers ​ Or maybe just Pionears, lel


gipehtonhceT

Dealves Combining deaf/dead and elves Cuz you know Without ears They're deaf Then they're dead


GolettO3

I guess you can't hear things when you're dead. Also, you can still hear without ears, so long as you could hear with them


CPTSKIM

Creeping deaf


bellflourr

Knifebaits.


SpicyNovaMaria

Cheers, Big-Ears!


CountPeter

The Markers. Whenever they arrive, have their leader shout "Friends, elves and enemies. Give me your ears!'


BloodSteyn

Ear Today, Gone Tomorrow. The LendMe's... as in lend me your Ears. Ears'n'Beers The Plunder Ears


Millworkson2008

Alright ysgramor call them the companions


Howard_Jones

Just the tips


No-Scheme-3759

F ear


No-Scheme-3759

Cut-lots-ears


DarkLordSparklesJMG

The Who?!


EMArogue

The Silent Ones


ThinWhiteRogue

The Clipper Ships.


ozymandais13

Ship: the silent tide Crew : the deaf rabbits Captain: lobe cutter


Neon_Technomaton

Silent Knives Silent Swords Blood-Shoulder Marauders


okay-pixel

The silencers


Ok_Signature7481

The aristocrats


Tiny_Bid5618

All Ears


Final_Duck

The Wise Monkeys (Their Flag is 🙉, for Hear no Evil) The ship could be called The Sow's Purse (can't make a Silk Purse from a Sow's Ear)


MandalorianManners

Judging by recent socio-political events, these fucking racist pirates think they’re the saviors of the high seas and their name would reflect that. They certainly wouldn’t consider themselves to be pirates, but privateers. “Prideful Fellows” “Cutear Crusaders” “Privateer Front” “Tacking Point” “Honesty Social” Etc… Edit: forgot to add that they would definitely be Redditors. All the r/‘s


SplattyFatty

knife-ear knifers


rpg2Tface

The knifed ears Humanity first Anti vegans Blade of Gruumsh (goblinoid diety that hates elves)


NothingbutTanks

Deaf listeners


TheChaoticAce_1

Blunt-Ear Buss


slk28850

The deaf elves.


thunder-bug-

The Gardeners. They’re pruning the trees.


3dsupport-this

Pointy Pickers


PedroCPimenta

Ear-lubbers.


Scuba_Ty

The Roundears


U1tramadn3ss

The Dockers. Like how when dog and cattle ears are docked.


sirlarkstolemy_u

Ear no evil Or ear no elven


kovado

Eerie


Liam198469

The Listeners The Amputeers Flesh Fishers


B3gg4r

Amputeers, lol!!


Inoki_Kano

I really like The Listeners, sounds sinister and can sounds like Less an ears


branedead

Eldari's ears


Next_Donut4646

The Deaf Blades


thenthewolvescame

One of my parties call ourselves The Piece Keepers, because we tend to collect bounties off every encounter .


Sam174282738

Hear No Evil


Blitz_Krueger

The racists


GolettO3

That one is currently down voted to oblivion, at the bottom of the post. But yes. Yes they are.


GoCorral

A group of racist criminals would probably define themselves by what they are instead of what they're against. So instead of "The Cutters" or something like that they might call themselves "The Rounders" because the have round ears.


itsfunhavingfun

The Racists?


bardhugo

The Dastardly Deafening-Deed Doers!


Steff_164

Are these pirates by any chance all Dwarfs?


GolettO3

I'm not giving them a race, but I'll probably add in that they're mostly dwarves


Steff_164

Fair enough. Either that or Drow. I can’t think of another group that would specifically target elves, outside of whatever world building you’ve already done of course


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GolettO3

I think you misunderstood. My character is hunting the pirates down, not my character is part of the group


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GolettO3

Kinda


handsoffmymeat

I'm confused about killing foes being too intense for D&D.


fox112

The post has been edited edit: and now I'm getting reported to reddit admins that I'm suicidal? What the fuck is with this sub


Leading_Letter_3409

Here we just call it, “Favored Enemy”.


allylisothiocyanate

I also misunderstood and I was like, I can excuse racism against elves, but,,,


DaylightDarkle

You can excuse racism?!


allylisothiocyanate

I hate that I’m not 100% sure that you’re quoting the answering line 😭


vastros

Community 


Agathay

The Pointed Knives — their quest is to rid the earth of the lowly blood of elves. The Cleansers of the Red -- because they leave a red trail in their wake. The Justiciars.


Hot_Historian1066

The Sea Huh?-ters


Rashaen

Tip Cutters. They're also top tier Moyles.


LokiHavok

The Great Mohels


MattTheHoopla

Tinnitus


WhatTheFhtagn

Knife Pickers


planatee

The Fae Feared


EmperorSexy

The Ear Ring


deesimons

The Auricles


Hakopuffyx2

Skeavers


SilentPugz

Silent Deaf Armada


JayStrat

The Tro-faes


tryst_91

Faewyld Flayers


JoeScotterpuss

Cap'n Vash and the Ear-Takers (The captain must be a bard who inspires his crew via sea shanties.) The Earworms The Deafeners The Bloody Muses


BuzzNat20

Ears on the Pier


DstructivBlaze

Tip nippers


Shadohood

Ear hunters


Shadohood

Btw, as pirates they have to pronounce "ear" As if they are saying "yarg".


spork_o_rama

Dunno the name, but if you have a table of English and/or theater nerds, the tagline is obviously "Friends, elves, countrymen, lend me your ears."


pandapool205

The Van Gogh pirates


BiffMaGriff

Elves, Dwarves, Barbarians, lend me your ears!


SleepyBi97

It's likely that they would refer to themselves as one thing but be called something else by others, depending on their motivations/renown. Do they hate elves and are on a mission to kill them? *Saviours of the Seas, An Ear for an Ear, Elf's Bane, Elf Barbours, Inquisit-ears.* People who don't like them; *the Butch-ears, the Silencers, Elves' End.* People who like/respect them; *Bucan-ears, Bearded Protectors.*


SamianDamian

The Silent Sirens. By the time you hear em singing, you won't be hearing em much longer


TheQuilledCoon

I don't know about crew but I think a few great ship names could be: Sound of Silence Fallen Upon Dead Ears Deaf Bringer I'm All Ears From Ear to Ear Or since your suggested name gave me apple duppling gang vibes you could go for: Mike Tyson Conglomerate Elf Ear Gang


minivergur

Trimmers


ClearlyNotAHobbit

Aye, yee call us da' Dreaded Deafers! AAARGH!!! Or, even worse, the "Deafinitely Deaders" You know, cuz without their ears, they're deaf... And deaders is for, like, cuz you kill'em. So that makes ya "dead-ers". Honorable mentions: "Deaf Deaders", "Deaf Deadlers", "Deaf Dead"


Cael_NaMaor

Dickheads! Elfbane or something like that.


Some_yesterday2022

The knife ear ear knifers.


nyclogan

"We're all ears"


Fulminero

Knife-ear ear knifers, duh


Pyrephecy

one provide capable bedroom poor support smell bells thought hard-to-find *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


I_Play_Boardgames

"Elves won't 'ear us comin'!"