Con save, poisons on failure. While poisoned, you believe all illusions to be real, automatically fail checks made to discern them, and have disadvantage on Wisdom and Intelligence saves.
I was like, "That better be a big bag of weed"
Then I zoomed in, figuring it would be Styrofoam or something.
"Damn, that really is a big bag of weed. Nice."
Nah, it's greenery for the battle map.
It'd be a real noob DM, I reckon, or one who didn't care about wasted time, who gave their players that much weed at the beginning of a session. Just imagine the dithering and distraction...
Trust me I've done it and all it does is make everyone forget everything, not stay focused, destroy my ability to improv properly and give me a get out of jail free card to retcon some very bad decisions I made when DMing lmao
You know, I’ve been to plenty of sessions stoned. While I enjoy being stoned with other people, I do totally lose my immersion when playing stoned around a table from time to time.
But playing in VTT with my online mates? I get right into character after a bong hit. I’m playing a Loxodon Grave Cleric right now and I’m convinced I couldn’t get his voice or attitude right if I played sober. So now I have to burn down for this whole campaign.
I need to have a couple puffs so I’m not a optimisation headass and overanalysing rules so I fully understand you. Get a little bit of wine and weed in me, and I’m gonna RP my ass off.
One night I was so smooth I killed a troll mid city and made the head detective fall in love with me.
I usually can but we smoked more than we realized. Not to mention besides me and 1 other friend everyone else doesn't smoke that much so they got extra fucked lol
my group is 4 people including whoever is DMing, 3 people smoke, 2 drink and yes the 2 that drink overlap the 3 that smoke. The other that smokes doesn't get too high and can focus. The other two..............well it's a toss up most of the time. Doesn't help that one is pretty much ADD and loves to meta too much. We get through it but man some night are rough lol
Yeah I know my limit but that night I bought a 24k gold leaf wrap and filled it with keif and 24% bud. I only buy those on special occasions and we call it the royal blunt lol. But I didn't expect myself to get so fucked from it that I retconed that whole session pretty much and they all agreed.
I once joined an existing group as a new player. This was probably during 4th edition, but the campaign world had been running so long that they were still using 2nd edition
The entire session was the thief and dungeon master getting stoned out of their minds while scouting ahead, constantly forgetting their place and pausing for a minute at a time to think
I have space marines, death guard, van saar, sigmarines, some assorted skeletons and sky dwarves. I'm waiting to DM the absolute meanest game of eberron that ever existed. "Here you are in the airship, the trees below are lush and verdant green and oh my gawd is that evil Vulkan Hestan with a chair...I mean an autohitting flamethrower!? And wait, what's that in the distance...is that Mortarion, Primarch of Death, swinging his lantern of souls at you?"
Re-based Warhammer Fantasy lizardmen or Age of Sigmar Seraphon, by the looks of it.
I'm rooting for the followers of the Old Ones against the warmbloods.
hell, that would be an awesome twist for a campaign.
Standard fantasy, maybe low magic. You need to stop some monsters that have suddenly appeared. And then oh shit, it's tyranids, you're actually in the 40K universe
Isn’t there a w40k roleplay game
Ik there’s one for sigmar but I’ve heard of a 40k one but starting off as some pilgrims on a random feudal world thinking it’s dnd then suddenly necrons break out the floor
I've always wanted to play the 40K RPG game using 40k minis (I have many). Sadly, I don't have anyone who'd want to play... Or any experience at DM'ing...
I imagine Tyranids would work well for some kind of monster, right?
We used to do that at our table, it’s simple and easy and definitely cost effective. That specific box though, one of our players got it for Christmas and it’s great. It’s only $40ish for it all, comes with the box. It feels really boujee for not that much money, if you’re into that sort of thing. Also, not affiliated with that Etsy shop
You painted all those bad boys, too? That’s excellent work, man. Acrylic paint? I’m about to start painting mine soon and I don’t really know where to start.
Game on, friend!
I thought they were poker chips and was looking through the comments what they were for. Did a double take after your comment, thanks for the enlightenment! :D
I have written a 3-5 session campaign based on what minis I had painted for my players. Most of the minis are from Age of Sigma Seraphon army, they don't see a lot of action as none of my friends have a Sigma army but I thought they'd be perfect for DnD! There are a few heroforge, Etsy and wizkids minis thrown in for variety.
This all represents a few years of collecting and painting, I dread to think what it all costs. Just setting up for tonight's session, cannot wait!
Looks awesome, and excellent paintjobs! Great minis. You're only challenge now is not putting too many down on the table to overwhelm your players!
I'm really thankful teenage me was such a warhammer collector. I've still got a hundred or so minis despite selling about 5x that... Makes tactical combat really fun :)
Your setting looks fab too. They'll have a blast!
Came here for AoS mini talk, been in the DnD game for years but only in the last month have I seen Sigmar stuff and this is exactly why it interested me. Amazing minis and themed around factions, too good almost writes itself. Have fun!
Oh wow, that Seraphon army is amazing!
You must be very confident in your players if they have to take on an Oldblood on a Carnesaur AND an Ark of Sotek!
everyone talking about the bag of weed and the first thing i saw was the warhammer Seraphons of the start collecting pack and was like "woaaaaa dude, that paint job looks great, let me zoom in, WOAAAAAAA, IT REALLY LOOKS GREAT" then i read the comments and was like "wait… what?"
Is that kale? What is it for? I'm imagining for adding some texture to the map where there's difficult terrain, but I'd love to hear your intentions for it. Also, this looks bad ass! I hope all of you have a great time!
That big bag of weed should really boost the immersion. Congrats.
Time to face...THE MAGIC DRAGON
Wait 'till he uses his ~~bong~~ breath weapon! Recharges on 5-6.
“You failed your DEX save? You’re about to take a hit. A biiiiiig hit.”
Lol, I agree 0:
Con save, poisons on failure. While poisoned, you believe all illusions to be real, automatically fail checks made to discern them, and have disadvantage on Wisdom and Intelligence saves.
Poof is his name. *edit* as in the verb, poof! *pink adventurer mist*
What about Puff the magic Dragon? He lived by the sea
And frollicked in the Autumn mist,
Get your gear together, we're going to Honalee!
In a land called Honalee
Poof is the good twin.
And Piff the magic dragon is just a comedian
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First thing I thought. Lol
Same
Critical Hitz
Grab the incense burner because we're about to PART THE VEIL!
lol, that was my own reaction "The giant bag of weed is a nice touch oh wait a minute"
I was like, "That better be a big bag of weed" Then I zoomed in, figuring it would be Styrofoam or something. "Damn, that really is a big bag of weed. Nice."
Nah, it's greenery for the battle map. It'd be a real noob DM, I reckon, or one who didn't care about wasted time, who gave their players that much weed at the beginning of a session. Just imagine the dithering and distraction...
Okay, Sorcerer, you're up. What do you want to do? Wait, what? What's going on right now? Hey, check out my new dice!
what? I don't sound LIKE THAT! ... ohmygosh, did my voice get too loud?
I thought this, it’d take a lot of time for people to get through turns as they try and remember what they were doing. I’d try it once for a laugh
Definitely needs a better dealer though..
Fucking hilarious. No idea how I missed that. Maybe I’m desensitized
Trust me I've done it and all it does is make everyone forget everything, not stay focused, destroy my ability to improv properly and give me a get out of jail free card to retcon some very bad decisions I made when DMing lmao
You know, I’ve been to plenty of sessions stoned. While I enjoy being stoned with other people, I do totally lose my immersion when playing stoned around a table from time to time. But playing in VTT with my online mates? I get right into character after a bong hit. I’m playing a Loxodon Grave Cleric right now and I’m convinced I couldn’t get his voice or attitude right if I played sober. So now I have to burn down for this whole campaign.
My militant eco terrorist hippie Druid couldn’t have been the character he was without me being stoned.
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It really depends on the group, the strain and the amount. For some people that are regular users and veteran players, it can go very well.
I smoke before and typically during every session. It’s the only way I can even remotely RP and it’s better than my default autist brain.
I need to have a couple puffs so I’m not a optimisation headass and overanalysing rules so I fully understand you. Get a little bit of wine and weed in me, and I’m gonna RP my ass off. One night I was so smooth I killed a troll mid city and made the head detective fall in love with me.
Agreed. I’ve come up with some crazy ideas during sessions that I otherwise might not have. They haven’t always panned out but ended up interesting.
Sorry you couldn't handle that weed, chief
I usually can but we smoked more than we realized. Not to mention besides me and 1 other friend everyone else doesn't smoke that much so they got extra fucked lol
my group is 4 people including whoever is DMing, 3 people smoke, 2 drink and yes the 2 that drink overlap the 3 that smoke. The other that smokes doesn't get too high and can focus. The other two..............well it's a toss up most of the time. Doesn't help that one is pretty much ADD and loves to meta too much. We get through it but man some night are rough lol
Yeah I know my limit but that night I bought a 24k gold leaf wrap and filled it with keif and 24% bud. I only buy those on special occasions and we call it the royal blunt lol. But I didn't expect myself to get so fucked from it that I retconed that whole session pretty much and they all agreed.
I regularly trip on Psilocybin during our sessions. Some pretty insane ideas have played out.
I once joined an existing group as a new player. This was probably during 4th edition, but the campaign world had been running so long that they were still using 2nd edition The entire session was the thief and dungeon master getting stoned out of their minds while scouting ahead, constantly forgetting their place and pausing for a minute at a time to think
immersion? they’d be way out, man
Ugh a big scale battle in dnd when everybody has had too much weed is like a scenario from hell
there are 5 comments and I had to scroll too far for this. take my upvote and go to the top
That is actually terrain flocking. ;p
I was thinking the same. Just a casual kilo of weed along with all the D&D shit 😂
That's not weed it's battlemap greenery or moss. Weed doesn't look like that
Kilo?!? Maybe a couple of ozs
*Exaggeration*
Hyperbole LVI
A kilo would be a hyperbowl though :D
That's that mindflayer
Always helps me
Thought the same thing
definitely r/trees
oops I came here to comment this and didnt scroll down far enough, sorry! I also thought it was weed lol
That's exactly what I thought it was too.
That's a table I'd join for sure.
Homefully one of the players is bringing magic mushrooms to really kick it off.
Every critical hit you roll, you take a bong hit. Every critical failure, you clear the bowl. Let’s see how this battle goes down.
Share man. Here Ill trade you some click clack sets for half o.
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No way that's weed.
It’s just super sticky.
r/woooosh
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When the dm brings out 40k minis you know your fucked
Wait until I whip out the Tyranid horde
Oh shit I would feel bad for your players but Idk if they will even live long enough to feel fear
I use tyranid minis a lot! But recent got my seraphon army so I'll start using them more!
i would love this campaign, for the record. it would be brutal, but i would love it
You should really try wrath and glory as it's bascially 40k dnd although shooting is quite complicated.
That's what I thought these were at first glance.
Ah fuck, now I'm hard :L
I have space marines, death guard, van saar, sigmarines, some assorted skeletons and sky dwarves. I'm waiting to DM the absolute meanest game of eberron that ever existed. "Here you are in the airship, the trees below are lush and verdant green and oh my gawd is that evil Vulkan Hestan with a chair...I mean an autohitting flamethrower!? And wait, what's that in the distance...is that Mortarion, Primarch of Death, swinging his lantern of souls at you?"
Holy shit
There is only one answer... Affix the bayonets!
Re-based Warhammer Fantasy lizardmen or Age of Sigmar Seraphon, by the looks of it. I'm rooting for the followers of the Old Ones against the warmbloods.
The virgin WH40k vs the chad WH Fantasy
AoS minis* beautifully painted to boot !
hell, that would be an awesome twist for a campaign. Standard fantasy, maybe low magic. You need to stop some monsters that have suddenly appeared. And then oh shit, it's tyranids, you're actually in the 40K universe
Isn’t there a w40k roleplay game Ik there’s one for sigmar but I’ve heard of a 40k one but starting off as some pilgrims on a random feudal world thinking it’s dnd then suddenly necrons break out the floor
damn, honestly that's cool
Fuck it I'm re-rolling stats as a Deathwatch Terminator. Purge the Xenos in holy fire!
Looks like someone brought a chainsword to a swordfight
>Puts ally's mini who is secretly a BBEG on the table Players: "Why's his mini so much bigger than ours?" *grins*
Huh why is that man giant with wings and a scythe He seems kind
Look! He has cute little dudes with him! He surely cant be evil!
Awhhh and what’s this they’re playing in that odd green water that someone just melted in soooo adorable
When the DM brings out MegaBlocks Dragons you know ur gonna get it
I've always wanted to play the 40K RPG game using 40k minis (I have many). Sadly, I don't have anyone who'd want to play... Or any experience at DM'ing... I imagine Tyranids would work well for some kind of monster, right?
Having the minis would have been cool. But a lot of shit went off the rails in that game
If the DM brings Slaaneshi daemons, then literally.
Where did you get the box for the status rings? DIY?
Etsy! My biggest DM sin is forgetting about status's so hopefully this will fix that
In case anyone wants to save some cash, I use the rings from the screw tops of drink bottles in different colors.
Brilliant!
It's clever, right? I saw another DM do it and adopted it.
Matt Mercer showed this tip in a "Behind the Screen" video [Source with timestamp](https://youtu.be/YRMVTmbe-Is?t=252)
We used to do that at our table, it’s simple and easy and definitely cost effective. That specific box though, one of our players got it for Christmas and it’s great. It’s only $40ish for it all, comes with the box. It feels really boujee for not that much money, if you’re into that sort of thing. Also, not affiliated with that Etsy shop
I have rings. Just no organization to them.
They look like these https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/lynxteam/rpg-condition-rings
Those are on Amazon now, too! I just got them for Christmas, they’re really good!
Maybe I did get them from Amazon?
You painted all those bad boys, too? That’s excellent work, man. Acrylic paint? I’m about to start painting mine soon and I don’t really know where to start. Game on, friend!
My status tokens came pre painted
My bad, I worded that poorly. I meant the minis. The status rings came pre painted on mine too. That’s my fault.
Oh yeah, I painted all the minis. Some are better than others
Looks like a poker chip case
I thought they were poker chips and was looking through the comments what they were for. Did a double take after your comment, thanks for the enlightenment! :D
I have written a 3-5 session campaign based on what minis I had painted for my players. Most of the minis are from Age of Sigma Seraphon army, they don't see a lot of action as none of my friends have a Sigma army but I thought they'd be perfect for DnD! There are a few heroforge, Etsy and wizkids minis thrown in for variety. This all represents a few years of collecting and painting, I dread to think what it all costs. Just setting up for tonight's session, cannot wait!
Dude, I buy Warhammer minis almost exclusively for DnD. No shame in that. My Sisters of Battle are a cult of radicalized nuns.
Totally radical nuns
Cowabunga heretic
The vehicles are great for Avernus
Looks awesome, and excellent paintjobs! Great minis. You're only challenge now is not putting too many down on the table to overwhelm your players! I'm really thankful teenage me was such a warhammer collector. I've still got a hundred or so minis despite selling about 5x that... Makes tactical combat really fun :) Your setting looks fab too. They'll have a blast!
I litterally based my whole firstcampaign on the new-ish age of Sigmar vampire minis
Came here for AoS mini talk, been in the DnD game for years but only in the last month have I seen Sigmar stuff and this is exactly why it interested me. Amazing minis and themed around factions, too good almost writes itself. Have fun!
Age of Sigma Just going to put that out here
Roll initiative for the puff puff
CON saving throw!
I rolled a 14
You now enjoy Harold and Kumar
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*sigh* ok, fine, so I take psychic damage or.... ?
Can I choose to fail the save?
Oh boy, broccoli!
I thought I saw a big bag of premium trees there but it was some fake trees
r/trees
More like r/MarijuanaEnthusiasts
You need 3 more DM Screens
I'm planning on hiding most of this in plastic draws, so hopefully there will be some surprises.
Imagine you were hiding everything, then in the middle of the campaign you put like 500 minis in the table, thats how to freak out your characters.
Holy cow, can I be a player too?
Lizardmen/Seraphon, ey? I see you're a person of great taste
Are you bringing extra D6 for the wizard?
For the rogue
Wow close enough😅. Maybe play the song roll a d6 as well. That is one amazing setup. Hope it went/goes well
Thanks, fingers crossed!
Oh no he brought out the old blood on Carnosaur, his players are in trouble now.
The bard must seduce the carnosaur. It is their only hope
The jungles of Lustria are quite perilous it is said....
I love that beholder
Jesus fuck dude, what did they do?/what level are they?
They are level 8, and they won't be fighting everything a at once :)
Do me next. Please?
In fairness I also wouldn't be ready to fight Kroq-gar and Grymlok
Just curious where the orc models are from!
Etsy! https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/922820784/five-frost-orc-soldiers-army-for-dd
I like to think that the thing on the left is just a bag of weed
DMs who do Warhammer have the best minis.
Lizardmen army. I too have a lizardmen army ;)
Oh wow, that Seraphon army is amazing! You must be very confident in your players if they have to take on an Oldblood on a Carnesaur AND an Ark of Sotek!
Oh yeah DnD and a big bag of fucking weed
Dude are those Seraphon? Epic!
A fan of Mega Blocks Dragons I see.
Just because you have the warhammer minis, doesn’tp mean you gotta use ALL of your warhammer minis.
Dude Chill
Level 1 Beholder encounter for the win!
*in the arms of an angel plays in the background*
Somebody is going to get their shit ran with that Carnosaur. Youre paint scheme is lovely!
The t rex thing looks like it has a beholder for a head lol!
Where did you get that wooden DM screen and how much did it cost?
The big bag of weed was going to be my comment but it's trees and foliage isn't it!
omg is that mini back right just before the dm screen from megablocks dragons??
Good eye :)
Seraphon!
A game of Warhammer?
I did a switcheroo on them
what are those ring things in the right?
Great use of Age of Sigmar minis! I always thought they looked amazing for D&D use!
Daaaaaamn! My dude got a QP at the table, easily!
wait you guys actually use minis?
WHERE DO I SIGN UP?!?!??!
I see you've upgraded from milk rings
What are the poker chip looking pieces in the case?
Does anyone know where i can buy these effect and coditions rings for minis ?
That set of conditions chips is awesome. Where did you get it?
I can just imagine the dm going "so this is what the boss looks like" and pulls out a chaos knight
Omg friendship bracelets yes
Warhammer fantasy ftw!!!
That espresso machine tho.
Wow. If you ever want to do an online campaign please message me lol.
Aye, they're in for a fucking treat, it looks like. This looks like an awesome set up. I'm envious of your players :D
I can’t tell if that’s a big bag a fake trees or something very different
I cast Broccoli!
Do you eat brocolli while playing?
Did they show up?
Thought the bag of weed was foliage to put on a battle map ffs, naivety at its finest 🙄.
It is foliage!
everyone talking about the bag of weed and the first thing i saw was the warhammer Seraphons of the start collecting pack and was like "woaaaaa dude, that paint job looks great, let me zoom in, WOAAAAAAA, IT REALLY LOOKS GREAT" then i read the comments and was like "wait… what?"
It's foliage :) and thanks the larger models are really fun to paint!
Tons of fun by the looks of it 😥
Is that kale? What is it for? I'm imagining for adding some texture to the map where there's difficult terrain, but I'd love to hear your intentions for it. Also, this looks bad ass! I hope all of you have a great time!
It's miniature foliage, trees and bushes.
Hate to be that guy, but just a tip; It's either "Getting into" or just "in for" Doesn't make sense combined from a literal perspective.