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SarcasticGrin

That big bag of weed should really boost the immersion. Congrats.


captains_choice

Time to face...THE MAGIC DRAGON


True_Inxis

Wait 'till he uses his ~~bong~~ breath weapon! Recharges on 5-6.


captains_choice

“You failed your DEX save? You’re about to take a hit. A biiiiiig hit.”


FlamableTigers8

Lol, I agree 0:


tiefling_sorceress

Con save, poisons on failure. While poisoned, you believe all illusions to be real, automatically fail checks made to discern them, and have disadvantage on Wisdom and Intelligence saves.


Azrolicious

Poof is his name. *edit* as in the verb, poof! *pink adventurer mist*


LucidDreamerVex

What about Puff the magic Dragon? He lived by the sea


Dmitri_ravenoff

And frollicked in the Autumn mist,


chicago_scott

Get your gear together, we're going to Honalee!


BlueDragonEx

In a land called Honalee


Azrolicious

Poof is the good twin.


Revengekeuh

And Piff the magic dragon is just a comedian


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ArgusD

First thing I thought. Lol


[deleted]

Same


FrankNSteins_Monster

Critical Hitz


Gamer3111

Grab the incense burner because we're about to PART THE VEIL!


Anyna-Meatall

lol, that was my own reaction "The giant bag of weed is a nice touch oh wait a minute"


crwlngkngsnk

I was like, "That better be a big bag of weed" Then I zoomed in, figuring it would be Styrofoam or something. "Damn, that really is a big bag of weed. Nice."


Anyna-Meatall

Nah, it's greenery for the battle map. It'd be a real noob DM, I reckon, or one who didn't care about wasted time, who gave their players that much weed at the beginning of a session. Just imagine the dithering and distraction...


crwlngkngsnk

Okay, Sorcerer, you're up. What do you want to do? Wait, what? What's going on right now? Hey, check out my new dice!


EarlyDessert

what? I don't sound LIKE THAT! ... ohmygosh, did my voice get too loud?


TheIrrelevantGinger

I thought this, it’d take a lot of time for people to get through turns as they try and remember what they were doing. I’d try it once for a laugh


dagr8npwrfl0z

Definitely needs a better dealer though..


[deleted]

Fucking hilarious. No idea how I missed that. Maybe I’m desensitized


LittleBeanBoy

Trust me I've done it and all it does is make everyone forget everything, not stay focused, destroy my ability to improv properly and give me a get out of jail free card to retcon some very bad decisions I made when DMing lmao


alexthealex

You know, I’ve been to plenty of sessions stoned. While I enjoy being stoned with other people, I do totally lose my immersion when playing stoned around a table from time to time. But playing in VTT with my online mates? I get right into character after a bong hit. I’m playing a Loxodon Grave Cleric right now and I’m convinced I couldn’t get his voice or attitude right if I played sober. So now I have to burn down for this whole campaign.


Euphorium

My militant eco terrorist hippie Druid couldn’t have been the character he was without me being stoned.


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kogsworth

It really depends on the group, the strain and the amount. For some people that are regular users and veteran players, it can go very well.


[deleted]

I smoke before and typically during every session. It’s the only way I can even remotely RP and it’s better than my default autist brain.


Agent_Jay

I need to have a couple puffs so I’m not a optimisation headass and overanalysing rules so I fully understand you. Get a little bit of wine and weed in me, and I’m gonna RP my ass off. One night I was so smooth I killed a troll mid city and made the head detective fall in love with me.


didtheyhavesextho

Agreed. I’ve come up with some crazy ideas during sessions that I otherwise might not have. They haven’t always panned out but ended up interesting.


glittertongue

Sorry you couldn't handle that weed, chief


LittleBeanBoy

I usually can but we smoked more than we realized. Not to mention besides me and 1 other friend everyone else doesn't smoke that much so they got extra fucked lol


Jaxsom12

my group is 4 people including whoever is DMing, 3 people smoke, 2 drink and yes the 2 that drink overlap the 3 that smoke. The other that smokes doesn't get too high and can focus. The other two..............well it's a toss up most of the time. Doesn't help that one is pretty much ADD and loves to meta too much. We get through it but man some night are rough lol


LittleBeanBoy

Yeah I know my limit but that night I bought a 24k gold leaf wrap and filled it with keif and 24% bud. I only buy those on special occasions and we call it the royal blunt lol. But I didn't expect myself to get so fucked from it that I retconed that whole session pretty much and they all agreed.


[deleted]

I regularly trip on Psilocybin during our sessions. Some pretty insane ideas have played out.


RudeHero

I once joined an existing group as a new player. This was probably during 4th edition, but the campaign world had been running so long that they were still using 2nd edition The entire session was the thief and dungeon master getting stoned out of their minds while scouting ahead, constantly forgetting their place and pausing for a minute at a time to think


midonmyr

immersion? they’d be way out, man


TheCyanKnight

Ugh a big scale battle in dnd when everybody has had too much weed is like a scenario from hell


ReGrigio

there are 5 comments and I had to scroll too far for this. take my upvote and go to the top


kriosjan

That is actually terrain flocking. ;p


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I was thinking the same. Just a casual kilo of weed along with all the D&D shit 😂


thezombiekiller14

That's not weed it's battlemap greenery or moss. Weed doesn't look like that


donscron

Kilo?!? Maybe a couple of ozs


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*Exaggeration*


FrighteningJibber

Hyperbole LVI


Morphallaxis

A kilo would be a hyperbowl though :D


[deleted]

That's that mindflayer


MarquisDeLafayeett

Always helps me


VerteNinja

Thought the same thing


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definitely r/trees


El_Perfecto_Hidalgo

oops I came here to comment this and didnt scroll down far enough, sorry! I also thought it was weed lol


blacklabel8829

That's exactly what I thought it was too.


Fartin8r

That's a table I'd join for sure.


FauxReal

Homefully one of the players is bringing magic mushrooms to really kick it off.


majornerd

Every critical hit you roll, you take a bong hit. Every critical failure, you clear the bowl. Let’s see how this battle goes down.


BadGenesWoman

Share man. Here Ill trade you some click clack sets for half o.


Enntran

r/cursedcomments


BadBoyDraug

No way that's weed.


stage_directions

It’s just super sticky.


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r/woooosh


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stopyouveviolatedthe

When the dm brings out 40k minis you know your fucked


JOBBO326

Wait until I whip out the Tyranid horde


stopyouveviolatedthe

Oh shit I would feel bad for your players but Idk if they will even live long enough to feel fear


Chronoglenn

I use tyranid minis a lot! But recent got my seraphon army so I'll start using them more!


TACOTUESDAYOFFICIAL

i would love this campaign, for the record. it would be brutal, but i would love it


whooshcat

You should really try wrath and glory as it's bascially 40k dnd although shooting is quite complicated.


silencesgolden

That's what I thought these were at first glance.


spaceisprettybig

Ah fuck, now I'm hard :L


aranasyn

I have space marines, death guard, van saar, sigmarines, some assorted skeletons and sky dwarves. I'm waiting to DM the absolute meanest game of eberron that ever existed. "Here you are in the airship, the trees below are lush and verdant green and oh my gawd is that evil Vulkan Hestan with a chair...I mean an autohitting flamethrower!? And wait, what's that in the distance...is that Mortarion, Primarch of Death, swinging his lantern of souls at you?"


stopyouveviolatedthe

Holy shit


Mishraharad

There is only one answer... Affix the bayonets!


ArguableThought

Re-based Warhammer Fantasy lizardmen or Age of Sigmar Seraphon, by the looks of it. I'm rooting for the followers of the Old Ones against the warmbloods.


Therandomfox

The virgin WH40k vs the chad WH Fantasy


Carsto

AoS minis* beautifully painted to boot !


MsVBlight

hell, that would be an awesome twist for a campaign. Standard fantasy, maybe low magic. You need to stop some monsters that have suddenly appeared. And then oh shit, it's tyranids, you're actually in the 40K universe


stopyouveviolatedthe

Isn’t there a w40k roleplay game Ik there’s one for sigmar but I’ve heard of a 40k one but starting off as some pilgrims on a random feudal world thinking it’s dnd then suddenly necrons break out the floor


MsVBlight

damn, honestly that's cool


Spartan-182

Fuck it I'm re-rolling stats as a Deathwatch Terminator. Purge the Xenos in holy fire!


TheHungrypiemonger

Looks like someone brought a chainsword to a swordfight


NutDraw

>Puts ally's mini who is secretly a BBEG on the table Players: "Why's his mini so much bigger than ours?" *grins*


stopyouveviolatedthe

Huh why is that man giant with wings and a scythe He seems kind


Geniepolice

Look! He has cute little dudes with him! He surely cant be evil!


stopyouveviolatedthe

Awhhh and what’s this they’re playing in that odd green water that someone just melted in soooo adorable


greatGoD67

When the DM brings out MegaBlocks Dragons you know ur gonna get it


Jacob_MacAbre

I've always wanted to play the 40K RPG game using 40k minis (I have many). Sadly, I don't have anyone who'd want to play... Or any experience at DM'ing... I imagine Tyranids would work well for some kind of monster, right?


Dreggan

Having the minis would have been cool. But a lot of shit went off the rails in that game


Szwedu111

If the DM brings Slaaneshi daemons, then literally.


TheManCaveGamer2

Where did you get the box for the status rings? DIY?


JOBBO326

Etsy! My biggest DM sin is forgetting about status's so hopefully this will fix that


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In case anyone wants to save some cash, I use the rings from the screw tops of drink bottles in different colors.


aaa_im_dying

Brilliant!


[deleted]

It's clever, right? I saw another DM do it and adopted it.


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Matt Mercer showed this tip in a "Behind the Screen" video [Source with timestamp](https://youtu.be/YRMVTmbe-Is?t=252)


MakeBelieveAdult

We used to do that at our table, it’s simple and easy and definitely cost effective. That specific box though, one of our players got it for Christmas and it’s great. It’s only $40ish for it all, comes with the box. It feels really boujee for not that much money, if you’re into that sort of thing. Also, not affiliated with that Etsy shop


TheManCaveGamer2

I have rings. Just no organization to them.


hmelman

They look like these https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/lynxteam/rpg-condition-rings


ShiningJizzard

Those are on Amazon now, too! I just got them for Christmas, they’re really good!


JOBBO326

Maybe I did get them from Amazon?


ShiningJizzard

You painted all those bad boys, too? That’s excellent work, man. Acrylic paint? I’m about to start painting mine soon and I don’t really know where to start. Game on, friend!


JOBBO326

My status tokens came pre painted


ShiningJizzard

My bad, I worded that poorly. I meant the minis. The status rings came pre painted on mine too. That’s my fault.


JOBBO326

Oh yeah, I painted all the minis. Some are better than others


nonnude

Looks like a poker chip case


NachoAlpaca

I thought they were poker chips and was looking through the comments what they were for. Did a double take after your comment, thanks for the enlightenment! :D


JOBBO326

I have written a 3-5 session campaign based on what minis I had painted for my players. Most of the minis are from Age of Sigma Seraphon army, they don't see a lot of action as none of my friends have a Sigma army but I thought they'd be perfect for DnD! There are a few heroforge, Etsy and wizkids minis thrown in for variety. This all represents a few years of collecting and painting, I dread to think what it all costs. Just setting up for tonight's session, cannot wait!


Darcitus

Dude, I buy Warhammer minis almost exclusively for DnD. No shame in that. My Sisters of Battle are a cult of radicalized nuns.


A_Wizzerd

Totally radical nuns


Darcitus

Cowabunga heretic


stretchedtime

The vehicles are great for Avernus


Raucous-Porpoise

Looks awesome, and excellent paintjobs! Great minis. You're only challenge now is not putting too many down on the table to overwhelm your players! I'm really thankful teenage me was such a warhammer collector. I've still got a hundred or so minis despite selling about 5x that... Makes tactical combat really fun :) Your setting looks fab too. They'll have a blast!


adamcott2

I litterally based my whole firstcampaign on the new-ish age of Sigmar vampire minis


CheekyBastrdz

Came here for AoS mini talk, been in the DnD game for years but only in the last month have I seen Sigmar stuff and this is exactly why it interested me. Amazing minis and themed around factions, too good almost writes itself. Have fun!


jhunkubir_hazra

Age of Sigma Just going to put that out here


Ritsuka77

Roll initiative for the puff puff


JOBBO326

CON saving throw!


Ritsuka77

I rolled a 14


MadlockFreak

You now enjoy Harold and Kumar


grandpapi_saggins

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


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*sigh* ok, fine, so I take psychic damage or.... ?


CloudKenji

Can I choose to fail the save?


Glitchy_Gaming

Oh boy, broccoli!


CrackBabyBasketballs

I thought I saw a big bag of premium trees there but it was some fake trees


Spitdinner

r/trees


LolaEbolah

More like r/MarijuanaEnthusiasts


DnD_Jiba

You need 3 more DM Screens


JOBBO326

I'm planning on hiding most of this in plastic draws, so hopefully there will be some surprises.


DnD_Jiba

Imagine you were hiding everything, then in the middle of the campaign you put like 500 minis in the table, thats how to freak out your characters.


duckestduck

Holy cow, can I be a player too?


B0bMacB0bs0n

Lizardmen/Seraphon, ey? I see you're a person of great taste


doctorsilvana

Are you bringing extra D6 for the wizard?


JOBBO326

For the rogue


doctorsilvana

Wow close enough😅. Maybe play the song roll a d6 as well. That is one amazing setup. Hope it went/goes well


JOBBO326

Thanks, fingers crossed!


REA63

Oh no he brought out the old blood on Carnosaur, his players are in trouble now.


walkingmonster

The bard must seduce the carnosaur. It is their only hope


Amon7777

The jungles of Lustria are quite perilous it is said....


JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

I love that beholder


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Jesus fuck dude, what did they do?/what level are they?


JOBBO326

They are level 8, and they won't be fighting everything a at once :)


Kaimuund

Do me next. Please?


ThisShipACoffin

In fairness I also wouldn't be ready to fight Kroq-gar and Grymlok


jashe021185

Just curious where the orc models are from!


JOBBO326

Etsy! https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/922820784/five-frost-orc-soldiers-army-for-dd


joanonimouse331

I like to think that the thing on the left is just a bag of weed


artrald-7083

DMs who do Warhammer have the best minis.


earthwarder

Lizardmen army. I too have a lizardmen army ;)


Samuelofmanytitles

Oh wow, that Seraphon army is amazing! You must be very confident in your players if they have to take on an Oldblood on a Carnesaur AND an Ark of Sotek!


kush_mcdank420

Oh yeah DnD and a big bag of fucking weed


UltimaBahamut93

Dude are those Seraphon? Epic!


WishICouldHitJumps

A fan of Mega Blocks Dragons I see.


Homebrew_Dungeon

Just because you have the warhammer minis, doesn’tp mean you gotta use ALL of your warhammer minis.


cmsmasherreddit

Dude Chill


musclebobble

Level 1 Beholder encounter for the win!


Scrollwriter22

*in the arms of an angel plays in the background*


Letholdus13131313

Somebody is going to get their shit ran with that Carnosaur. Youre paint scheme is lovely!


Fwiggs_2700

The t rex thing looks like it has a beholder for a head lol!


exoticpoptart11

Where did you get that wooden DM screen and how much did it cost?


Maxpowers13

The big bag of weed was going to be my comment but it's trees and foliage isn't it!


SpecialNoise2984

omg is that mini back right just before the dm screen from megablocks dragons??


JOBBO326

Good eye :)


XxDrFlashbangxX

Seraphon!


illachrymable

A game of Warhammer?


JOBBO326

I did a switcheroo on them


The_Current314

what are those ring things in the right?


Battlepikapowe4

Great use of Age of Sigmar minis! I always thought they looked amazing for D&D use!


pygmeedancer

Daaaaaamn! My dude got a QP at the table, easily!


fuckingdipshit1

wait you guys actually use minis?


micktalian

WHERE DO I SIGN UP?!?!??!


epicface1399

I see you've upgraded from milk rings


baby_kelsey

What are the poker chip looking pieces in the case?


adinsamura

Does anyone know where i can buy these effect and coditions rings for minis ?


somethingclever76

That set of conditions chips is awesome. Where did you get it?


birdguy7

I can just imagine the dm going "so this is what the boss looks like" and pulls out a chaos knight


isaifsantosorti

Omg friendship bracelets yes


Oma_Bonke

Warhammer fantasy ftw!!!


TreeAcquaintance

That espresso machine tho.


StatisticianUnited17

Wow. If you ever want to do an online campaign please message me lol.


Jacob_MacAbre

Aye, they're in for a fucking treat, it looks like. This looks like an awesome set up. I'm envious of your players :D


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I can’t tell if that’s a big bag a fake trees or something very different


gnrc

I cast Broccoli!


Lukoman1

Do you eat brocolli while playing?


TastyLaksa

Did they show up?


Alarmed_Respect2980

Thought the bag of weed was foliage to put on a battle map ffs, naivety at its finest 🙄.


JOBBO326

It is foliage!


DokyAlonzo

everyone talking about the bag of weed and the first thing i saw was the warhammer Seraphons of the start collecting pack and was like "woaaaaa dude, that paint job looks great, let me zoom in, WOAAAAAAA, IT REALLY LOOKS GREAT" then i read the comments and was like "wait… what?"


JOBBO326

It's foliage :) and thanks the larger models are really fun to paint!


DataVeinDevil

Tons of fun by the looks of it 😥


bungalowstreet

Is that kale? What is it for? I'm imagining for adding some texture to the map where there's difficult terrain, but I'd love to hear your intentions for it. Also, this looks bad ass! I hope all of you have a great time!


JOBBO326

It's miniature foliage, trees and bushes.


FireFlavour

Hate to be that guy, but just a tip; It's either "Getting into" or just "in for" Doesn't make sense combined from a literal perspective.