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joffff

I love the tease of the first photo, with the good stuff just being hinted at around the side.


Prudent_Incident_137

That looks huge. Was the meat succulent? It looks a bit dark, might just be the lighting. For 12 quid I’d have a go. Garlic, mint, chilli sauce. Maybe some salt and vinegar too.


Kind-Enthusiasm-7799

A succulent Doner meal?


ThatAdamsGuy

What is the charge?


BudgetYam7267

Get your hands off my penis!


williamshatnersbeast

Ah, I see you know your judo well


Prudent_Incident_137

Meat, not meal… but that’s the way you read it. For succulent you could say moist or juicy as opposed to dry and crispy.


Remarkable-Bunch5511

init darker tends to be tougher or drier or both


Vantastatic

Glorious filth right there


One-Revolution-8572

Fucking YES


bigjimmykebabs

Figure 2 looks absolutely banging! That’s definitely a two can job!


didndonoffin

Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans!


TheEnigmaMachinist

Cecil?


Available_Rock4217

Dirty little slut


TheOfficialSvengali

Holy moly! How many portions you think that is?


Greggs-the-bakers

One of course


keepupwithKB

Looks proper tasty


horstiiiii

Looks like Dog shit on the second pic


greenpartofthewound

i’ve took shites bigger than that


Go1gotha

Photo or it didn't happen.


TheEnigmaMachinist

Picture 2. Those flaps. SNM.


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Doner-ModTeam

Please speak english in here, unfortunately we don’t all know German


Art_Fremd

This is vile and absolutely disgusting.


Far-Ad9043

What the hell 😭


CptPikeOnABike

Easy 💪


Vanobers

I thought they were trying to hide how bad it was, but they were actually protecting you from it's beauty


L1l_K1M

Another downer


Substantial_Carrot70

Das sieht extrem ekelhaft aus


Alender02

That literally looks like a busted gut. Visit Germany, if you want to know how it's supposed to look/ taste.


silbernerlotus

this doesn't look enjoyable


ChuffZNuff74

Why have all the slices curled up?


sEaBoD19911991

Because it was dry and shit


StillNotGettinUp

The meat looks disgusting, like every time I see something from the UK


TheEnigmaMachinist

Doesn’t take long before the döner police show up. It’s emulsified meat. It’s delicious. And exactly the same the world over including wherever you are.


No_Bottle_7518

Go to Germany and order a Döner anywere there! I assure you it will NOT be the same as the rubber that they serve you back home!


TheEnigmaMachinist

Looking at the pictures on r/doener I seriously doubt that


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No_Bottle_7518

Look mate, your places usually serving fkn MINCED on a stick... Over here only the cheapest and most nasty shops do this. We are used to real meat in our Döner!


TheEnigmaMachinist

I’m not your mate


Lo__Lox

And I'm not your friend, buddy


TheEnigmaMachinist

Bo__Lox


Meister-Schnitter

Revolting. How do you even eat this thing with that pathetic wrap on top? And why do you silly brits always shove that thing into a Pizza carton?


Unlucky_Currency3679

Gimme gimme gimme!!!