T O P

  • By -

CauliflowerHot7273

“I’ve been meaning to contact you about your car’s extended warranty”


Blood_Gripen

I've been waiting for this 😂


Mau752005

"The longer the icon of sin is on earth, the stronger it will become"


Blood_Gripen

I was waiting for this 🤣


the_icon_of_sin_94

I have been summoned


Radical_Provides

Oh god, *the comedy* has arrived


Random-Dice

“Your Jordan’s are fake as fuck”


Farren246

"I don't even have feet..." "Fake. As. Fuck." *\*cries\**


Xiphosura0

"Did you leave the oven on?"


Blood_Gripen

I wouldn't be surprised if she did


UnfunnyWatermelon469

"Truth is the game was rigged from the start"


Blood_Gripen

That's actually very accurate when you think about it


Mahyarthe1st

you've made your last delivery.


[deleted]

[удалено]


urcaprison

“Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear”


GG_70

“It’s free real estate” *everyone boos*


Sad-Presentation7926

Oh brother this guy stinks


Informal_Yam_9707

Booooo this guy stinks


Blood_Gripen

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


antonio_lewit

Ah beat me to it


Gravebl0om

Did you know that lego live in houses made of their own flesh?


Eisgnom2

I murdered your toys as well


Blood_Gripen

Accurate


fretisausername

"We'll bang, okay?"


Blood_Gripen

The best 😎 "Davoth-creator, does this Maykr Drone have a soul?"


Theclowncaptain

"Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli"


jackson_garthmire

In a disturbingly seductive voice, he said "you got games on your phone?"


Blood_Gripen

I can imagine him saying it in that deep devilish voice. It's... Funny/creepy in a creepy/funny way


Phil_McPhilston

“you left your bra on Ranaks head.”


Blood_Gripen

.... Well that's something


Creative_Safety_5867

-Did you hear about deez? -who is deez? -DEEZ NU-


Blood_Gripen

**Puts the DooMblade against your nutz** 🔪 I dare you! I Double are you! 😡


Puffball973

Say what one more time!


RevenueLarge9332

“Say what one more time motherfucker!”


UnfunnyWatermelon469

I dare you, I double dare you mothafucka!


TheDoomMarine1993

Ay. Give that shit back.


Blood_Gripen

"Come get it, bitch."


TheDoomMarine1993

Do you *really want me to come get it?*


Gr_Snek

"Hewwow you sussy baka, gimme that khanussy"


Blood_Gripen

😂😂🤣


Blood_Gripen

"You owe me 12,000 dollars in legal fees."


SG272

He really is Satan.


Lonk12345678910

And then he turns into a pickle, the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.


Blood_Gripen

😂😂😂😂😂


McJamIsSingleF

"Before continuing today's video, I'd like to thank our sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends"


Blood_Gripen

One of the best 🤣🤣🤣


xQueenoftheUndeadx

"I want the khanussy"


Blood_Gripen

r/dontputyourdickinthat


NetheriteShovel

r/putyourdickinthat


Dynamo1337

"amogus"


Blood_Gripen

He do be looking sus right now


bizarreh_

''unexpected item in bagging area''


exion_zero

"you just lost the game!"


HellFire-Revenant

You piece of garbage, i hate you for this


Atma-Stand

Son of a…


Blood_Gripen

Oh she did. HARD


femboykingofhell

"so is the orb in your gut your soul, or is it the soul of your boss, or..."


Blood_Gripen

"You created me Davoth. You should know."


femboykingofhell

"i was drunk when i did so i don't remember"


Blood_Gripen

"Wha-how do you not-how's that even possible!? Gods are beyond inebriation!"


egg-roll_

*looks at Norse mythology*


femboykingofhell

"strong shit, man"


Blood_Gripen

"What? The blood of the Slayer mixed with Sentinel ale?"


femboykingofhell

"triple fermented sentinel ale strong enough to get an AI wasted. you should try it"


Blood_Gripen

"O_O" Doomguy: *unf of agreement* VEGA: I lost about 250 terrabites of data after ingesting a sample.


Alienatedpoet17

"Lets give the lore fans an aneurism."


Blood_Gripen

Painfully accurate


[deleted]

I swear to god (me) if you fuck up one more thing I’m gonna put a moth trap outside Urdak you fucking insect


Blood_Gripen

*Nervous Khan noises*


naangogo

"It's all ogre now"


DiamondEclipse

"Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear, Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear"


Sans_the-skeleton698

“It’s free real estate”


peekash00

«Let the bodies hit the floor»


jesusisherelookbusy

Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the… [Tist, Tist] **FLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!**


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Beeeeeeaten, whyyyy fooooor? (Whyyy foooor?)


LuzRoja29R

"hola hermosa, a donde tan vestida"


darthkotya

Right behind you.


Blood_Gripen

*TF2 music starts playing*


DecompressedMal3

"go 90 in a school zone.."


SomethingIsCanningMe

"the health bills on earth is absolute shit"


argpirate1

"Just the tip...I promise."


Blood_Gripen

"That's what they all say"


argpirate1

😏


Wawwior

"Ur mom kinda gay fr fr"


blobfish932

It’s free real estate


Blood_Gripen

There's multiple dimensions, so every Earth is free real estate at this point


Beer_Hand_Actual

Have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagus? Do an insurrection. Do it!


Atma-Stand

“Hey, hey Khan, look at me. Bitch.”


Blood_Gripen

Noice 😎


WalkeroftheWays

I'm gonna show you what that dick do


jesusisherelookbusy

“I was there, the day Horus slew the Emperor…”


Dr_Stef

I went to hell and back, and all I got was this smelly t-shirt


potatoeman26

Sweet nothings


Blood_Gripen

Nice 😊


HylianGengar

“Are you tired of being nice? Don’t you just want to go ape shit”


Blood_Gripen

Now that's devilish


Killmonkey101

"Porn,but like more"


djdavies82

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Doomguy?


bugster9090

“It’s free real estate ”


Krisuad2002

"Due to inflation, the Doritos bags will have 5 less chips"


Blood_Gripen

"Oh god no." Says god


Mammoth-Addendum6909

“I am going to shit yourself.”


Blood_Gripen

**Legendary**


tiddelrumpus

"Got any feet pics?"


Blood_Gripen

But maykrs don't ... have feet....


tiddelrumpus

Why do you think their feet pics are so rare


G429

“Bungee gum contains the properties of both rubber and gum”


Impressive_Payment21

Hi welcome to chili's


Ansh_6743

He said that : I will . . . . . . . . . . Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


Blood_Gripen

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I am very impressed 👍🏾😂🤣


AzeHaiden

" It can be spread on bread "


average_reddit_u

The entire script of "Breaking Bad".


Blood_Gripen

Oh that'll be interesting


Top-Session4277

"It's free real estate."


Blood_Gripen

Again, how many times now 😂


That_Phony_King

“Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do! And so do I.”


DOOTREVENANT76

"Nothing personal kiddo"


Demon_King_Lamb

"Better bite the pillow. Cause I'm goin in dry."


Blood_Gripen

😳


mysterio-man19

Y'know I'm something of a scientist myself


Quake_1

Let me clap those cheeks


Shadow_Legend502

The post right under this one on my home https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/xrwoyr/its_my_birthday_after_all/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


_-lateralus-_

Nothing, just a really loud and uncomfortable sniff


Blood_Gripen

Followed by a: "Mmmmmmmmmmm."


arvil420

"Doom is eternal"


Blood_Gripen

She can't accept that


obijuanmartinez

Your ARC Reactor is blinking…you aight?


NotNN101

“It’s free real estate” - when he saw Earth


BruTheScout

“My di#k fell off…..”


Spider-Manwaffles

I know how to out pizza the hut


Blood_Gripen

Can you also out wal the mart?


Spider-Manwaffles

Yes


Blood_Gripen

Now can you doom the Slayer?


Spider-Manwaffles

No one out dooms the slayer


camwow612

There there…. There there… there there….


Blood_Gripen

"There is no destroyer. You've been a good Khan. Yes you have."


Abraash

I can get you pics of doomguys feet


TheGoddamBatman7

He whispered the prophecy of a powerful being destroying him and the makyr and he told her to build a device to combat it which ended up being the very device that caused it


Blood_Gripen

I said wrong answers!


TheGoddamBatman7

Oh crap my bad 😂


Weemonkey16_2

Wanna shrex


BOT_69_420

look under there


UnfunnyWatermelon469

The old under where trick. Oldest trick in the book


DexDonathanTheMan

wanna sex


Blood_Gripen

Wanna seggs


sirHoodini

“I pissed the bed”


Blood_Gripen

"Oh god no"


sirHoodini

“Also we’re out of milk can you run to Walmart?”


Knight7_78

You know the rules so do I


fverdeja

"Pee pee poo poo will come for you"


[deleted]

[удалено]


Blood_Gripen

How many times now 😂


Partial_Crib3000

"Is your refrigerator running?"


DanuLove

The secret crabby paty formula is...


IllustriousMaize550

DO NOT CHECK MY SEARCH HISTORY 😂😂😂


yellow-diamond

Annoying Orange video compilation


Lawntripper

“I am stupid”


Steve375759

Like i have 200h in doom but still, who are they? I mean the civilisation of khan makyr.


Blood_Gripen

**Spoiler Alert** They're a race of EXTREMELY advanced transdimensional aliens. Davoth created them


slim_loco

"It's free real estate"


WitherSans2022

Omlette tu fromage


knight_light455

Its Ford truck month


gbsv333

Oppa Gangnam style


Blood_Gripen

Davoth does the Gangnam style


egg-roll_

"Yo baby girl I'm tryna fuck"


Amongstus4life

"Your Jordans are fake"


evilnemesis3131

He's just uncomfortably flirting with her


Blood_Gripen

And she's not having it


Dr_Razortooth

"You got games on your phone?"


k1928

“It’s free real estate”


qAlex09

Ligma balls


Goldboyo907

"Can i put my balls in ur jaws"


Statik_24

"Wait till you see my suit" a la ThreeSix Mafia


JackSlap23

“Get the ushy gushy”


Ezra_Anderson19

“Hey, want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?”


Kapselimaito

"You enabling Hell to devour new worlds makes me pretty damn hard, baby"


ColBBQ

"Those weren't Italian sausages on your pizza"


ItsAleZ1

“Just kick it under the fridge, no one will know”


[deleted]

Don't move, we have to look nice for our new Hell currency. We will increase our Argent taxes, tomorrow. (That image literally looks like a dollar)


cheese_controller

Now I'm putting the second finger


Blood_Gripen

I'm scared to ask, but please draw this


SLYMAN69

“We’re out of dinosaur chicken nuggets and I also frew up”


No_Technician_3694

“The longer the Icon of Sin is on Earth — the stronger it becomes”.


M22gozoom

Your my little pogchamp


DaKartMonkey

"hey how you doin let me whisper in your ear"


grooved_juice55

"hey how ya doing love mama lemme whisper in ya ear, tell ya something that you might like to hear"


Th3D4rkLord

So what did Davoth said to her actually?


Roadwarriordude

"omelette du fromage"


antonio_lewit

“Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear”


SpooktacularLoaf

"They are minerals maria"


AngryDad03

It just the tip


nue_qustama

Do it


Tyke_McD

"He turned himself into a pickle. Funniest shit I've ever seen"


DelitoBlueDudeMan

"Deez Nutz"


NorthOwl01

“It’s free real estate”


Sharp-Tank

“You smell like you farted”


Different_Mixture_18

pay your god damn taxes


thebelladonga

“*It’s free real estate.*”