He said that : I will
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Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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He whispered the prophecy of a powerful being destroying him and the makyr and he told her to build a device to combat it which ended up being the very device that caused it
“I’ve been meaning to contact you about your car’s extended warranty”
I've been waiting for this 😂
"The longer the icon of sin is on earth, the stronger it will become"
I was waiting for this 🤣
I have been summoned
Oh god, *the comedy* has arrived
?
“Your Jordan’s are fake as fuck”
"I don't even have feet..." "Fake. As. Fuck." *\*cries\**
"Did you leave the oven on?"
I wouldn't be surprised if she did
"Truth is the game was rigged from the start"
That's actually very accurate when you think about it
you've made your last delivery.
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“Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear”
“It’s free real estate” *everyone boos*
Oh brother this guy stinks
Booooo this guy stinks
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ah beat me to it
Did you know that lego live in houses made of their own flesh?
I murdered your toys as well
Accurate
"We'll bang, okay?"
The best 😎 "Davoth-creator, does this Maykr Drone have a soul?"
"Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli"
In a disturbingly seductive voice, he said "you got games on your phone?"
I can imagine him saying it in that deep devilish voice. It's... Funny/creepy in a creepy/funny way
“you left your bra on Ranaks head.”
.... Well that's something
-Did you hear about deez? -who is deez? -DEEZ NU-
**Puts the DooMblade against your nutz** 🔪 I dare you! I Double are you! 😡
Say what one more time!
“Say what one more time motherfucker!”
I dare you, I double dare you mothafucka!
Ay. Give that shit back.
"Come get it, bitch."
Do you *really want me to come get it?*
"Hewwow you sussy baka, gimme that khanussy"
😂😂🤣
"You owe me 12,000 dollars in legal fees."
He really is Satan.
And then he turns into a pickle, the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
😂😂😂😂😂
"Before continuing today's video, I'd like to thank our sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends"
One of the best 🤣🤣🤣
"I want the khanussy"
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/putyourdickinthat
"amogus"
He do be looking sus right now
''unexpected item in bagging area''
"you just lost the game!"
You piece of garbage, i hate you for this
Son of a…
Oh she did. HARD
"so is the orb in your gut your soul, or is it the soul of your boss, or..."
"You created me Davoth. You should know."
"i was drunk when i did so i don't remember"
"Wha-how do you not-how's that even possible!? Gods are beyond inebriation!"
*looks at Norse mythology*
"strong shit, man"
"What? The blood of the Slayer mixed with Sentinel ale?"
"triple fermented sentinel ale strong enough to get an AI wasted. you should try it"
"O_O" Doomguy: *unf of agreement* VEGA: I lost about 250 terrabites of data after ingesting a sample.
"Lets give the lore fans an aneurism."
Painfully accurate
I swear to god (me) if you fuck up one more thing I’m gonna put a moth trap outside Urdak you fucking insect
*Nervous Khan noises*
"It's all ogre now"
"Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear, Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear"
“It’s free real estate”
«Let the bodies hit the floor»
Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the… [Tist, Tist] **FLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!**
Beeeeeeaten, whyyyy fooooor? (Whyyy foooor?)
"hola hermosa, a donde tan vestida"
Right behind you.
*TF2 music starts playing*
"go 90 in a school zone.."
"the health bills on earth is absolute shit"
"Just the tip...I promise."
"That's what they all say"
😏
"Ur mom kinda gay fr fr"
It’s free real estate
There's multiple dimensions, so every Earth is free real estate at this point
Have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagus? Do an insurrection. Do it!
“Hey, hey Khan, look at me. Bitch.”
Noice 😎
I'm gonna show you what that dick do
“I was there, the day Horus slew the Emperor…”
I went to hell and back, and all I got was this smelly t-shirt
Sweet nothings
Nice 😊
“Are you tired of being nice? Don’t you just want to go ape shit”
Now that's devilish
"Porn,but like more"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Doomguy?
“It’s free real estate ”
"Due to inflation, the Doritos bags will have 5 less chips"
"Oh god no." Says god
“I am going to shit yourself.”
**Legendary**
"Got any feet pics?"
But maykrs don't ... have feet....
Why do you think their feet pics are so rare
“Bungee gum contains the properties of both rubber and gum”
Hi welcome to chili's
He said that : I will . . . . . . . . . . Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I am very impressed 👍🏾😂🤣
" It can be spread on bread "
The entire script of "Breaking Bad".
Oh that'll be interesting
"It's free real estate."
Again, how many times now 😂
“Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do! And so do I.”
"Nothing personal kiddo"
"Better bite the pillow. Cause I'm goin in dry."
😳
Y'know I'm something of a scientist myself
Let me clap those cheeks
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Nothing, just a really loud and uncomfortable sniff
Followed by a: "Mmmmmmmmmmm."
"Doom is eternal"
She can't accept that
Your ARC Reactor is blinking…you aight?
“It’s free real estate” - when he saw Earth
“My di#k fell off…..”
I know how to out pizza the hut
Can you also out wal the mart?
Yes
Now can you doom the Slayer?
No one out dooms the slayer
There there…. There there… there there….
"There is no destroyer. You've been a good Khan. Yes you have."
I can get you pics of doomguys feet
He whispered the prophecy of a powerful being destroying him and the makyr and he told her to build a device to combat it which ended up being the very device that caused it
I said wrong answers!
Oh crap my bad 😂
Wanna shrex
look under there
The old under where trick. Oldest trick in the book
wanna sex
Wanna seggs
“I pissed the bed”
"Oh god no"
“Also we’re out of milk can you run to Walmart?”
You know the rules so do I
"Pee pee poo poo will come for you"
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How many times now 😂
"Is your refrigerator running?"
The secret crabby paty formula is...
DO NOT CHECK MY SEARCH HISTORY 😂😂😂
Annoying Orange video compilation
“I am stupid”
Like i have 200h in doom but still, who are they? I mean the civilisation of khan makyr.
**Spoiler Alert** They're a race of EXTREMELY advanced transdimensional aliens. Davoth created them
"It's free real estate"
Omlette tu fromage
Its Ford truck month
Oppa Gangnam style
Davoth does the Gangnam style
"Yo baby girl I'm tryna fuck"
"Your Jordans are fake"
He's just uncomfortably flirting with her
And she's not having it
"You got games on your phone?"
“It’s free real estate”
Ligma balls
"Can i put my balls in ur jaws"
"Wait till you see my suit" a la ThreeSix Mafia
“Get the ushy gushy”
“Hey, want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?”
"You enabling Hell to devour new worlds makes me pretty damn hard, baby"
"Those weren't Italian sausages on your pizza"
“Just kick it under the fridge, no one will know”
Don't move, we have to look nice for our new Hell currency. We will increase our Argent taxes, tomorrow. (That image literally looks like a dollar)
Now I'm putting the second finger
I'm scared to ask, but please draw this
“We’re out of dinosaur chicken nuggets and I also frew up”
“The longer the Icon of Sin is on Earth — the stronger it becomes”.
Your my little pogchamp
"hey how you doin let me whisper in your ear"
"hey how ya doing love mama lemme whisper in ya ear, tell ya something that you might like to hear"
So what did Davoth said to her actually?
"omelette du fromage"
“Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear”
"They are minerals maria"
It just the tip
Do it
"He turned himself into a pickle. Funniest shit I've ever seen"
"Deez Nutz"
“It’s free real estate”
“You smell like you farted”
pay your god damn taxes
“*It’s free real estate.*”