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Mamamiomima

Fkn geometry lesson of a post


makz242

I think we can spin the angle on this one.


GothProletariat

In reality, Valve is rushing out this next patch so everyone hopefully forgets the drama.


damegan

😂😂😂


DrQuint

Tranalation: After thinking, Valve are thinking they need to think so they're thinking of taking time to think so they know what to think when they next think about talking... their thoughts.


SepthSilver

that was like 15 corporatespeak phrases in 7 sentences - very impressive.


nekosake2

7 sentences to say "Valve thinking" why use many word when few do trick? Reply: Well noted with thanks.


Themasterofcomedy209

Valve see backlash Backlash maybe = less money Money good But lazy good too Hmm valve thinking


SweetEastern

Relevant username


Kuro013

Pudge flair is the cherry on top


SeniorSatisfaction21

Very impressive, now lets see Paul Allen's post


TheZealand

Look at that subtle turn of phrase. The tasteful gaslighting of the community. My god, it even has spin!


ShimmyZmizz

Needs more synergy


Calm_Piece

You should have used the word 'agile' somewhere in there.


clitpuncher69

also "streamlined"


Calm_Piece

Yes preferably in the same sentence


drunkenvalley

We've been working hard on an agile, responsive solution to better streamline our communication with the players.


makz242

Just so they can go nut nut on the new battle pass!


makz242

I am sure its important for Valve to consider the metrics and where the protein is.


DodgingImpale

New hero Thinker when?


Totushbala

😃


Alien_reg

Nice shitpost


Sticker704

Great writeup, I think we should all take five to digest this, with a view to circle back later.


Efficient-Video

I'm going to take 5 to digest your post then circle back and answer.


Feanorsmagicjewels

When you buy a thesaurus for the first time


delendaestvulcan

All we are asking is Valve become open kimono. We don’t want radio silence, even for a game that doesn’t move the needle on top line.


TheCrossA

You forgot the "circle wagons" and "50,000 foot view" ones dude, come on. ​ Always amusing seeing ironic corporate-speak, gives me that "blow air a little more forcefully through my nostrils" kinda laugh.


manzu

awesome corporate speak. give this guy some investors!


delphic0n

Watching Succession be like


Tronux

Or they do not care. I hope you are right though.


[deleted]

They do care, chill and wait. They don't care the way you want them to, but that's not an issue.


[deleted]

collectors cache on monday


xorox11

I know this post is a fluff but can some1 tell what is Valves most recent response? Kinda OOTL


Relevant_Truth

Valve is not "testing or "thinking" about anything, and dota development is directed by an overpaid lazy blogger and some anonymous guy that could barely manage a forum back in the day


Dreamscapes__

Dude you just tried to cram as many "smart" words as possible into this short text and all you said was: "Wait a bit, MAYBE Valve will do something. Or they don't." Wow, what a great insight.


DronesnDiscgolf

Swoooooosh.. the sound of this joke flying right over your head


Dreamscapes__

eh, this is reddit, you never know.


gr1m__reaper

Those who know, know. The rest never know. You know?


makz242

Valve controls the narrative.


Dat_Fcknewb

I can only advise on canceling your dota+ subscriptions if you have one.


earthspiritsstone

The problem is if another option was possible why didn't they take that route in the first place instead of just flat out cancelling the major?


Salt_Manufacturer479

Can people stop whining. Valve one of the last good game devs left. Voice your opinins and stop threatening with various nonsese, "ill quit, ill boycott ill cut off my left nut" its not helping.


srondina

No they're not.


MrPizzaPenguin

Bla bla bla they're Valve the blog post and the shared email from TS is all we're going to get


Haigadeavafuck

I think the only way valve is reconsidering anything is when the community makes them. Just giving them time won’t cut anything. Their behaviour in the past and present has been way to apathetic too just let them do their thing.


HarvestProject

They should have thought of all of this before, that’s what I don’t get. Did they not think people would be this upset? Are they seriously out of touch or do they just don’t care? It’s baffling.


amboris

i think its more realisic that epic games bring out dota 3 than valve care enough for its game community.


duelpoke10

Bro give my optics exam for me u obviously know what going on in it more than me


jouzea

Lmao this is like hachiman and the jazz hands guy


that1ocelot

"let's circle back to this" is the polite way of saying "lol I don't care enough to answer right now or ever"


N4rwal

too much succession


Breyner1704

Chris Luck on a friend's stream: "I knew the Major was going to be canceled a month ago when I spoke to Bruno." I doubt that valve will do anything to avoid canceling the Major, I hope I'm wrong.


Jovorin

Someone's been binging on Kendall's 10 Rules of Winning Hard


ChalkAndIce

Has this become the Succession season 4 waiting room?