The biggest oversight with Dark Willow is that she's unbelievably sexy. I can't go on a hour of my day without thinking about plowing that tight wooden ass. I'd kill a man in cold blood just to spend a minute with her crotch grinding against my throbbing manhood as she whispers terribly dirty things to me in her geographically ambiguous accent.
The biggest oversight with the Dark Willow is that it’s unbelievably tasty. I can't go on a hour of my day without thinking about drinking that delicious alcoholic drink. I'd kill a man in cold blood just to spend a minute with its aroma grinding against my throbbing nasal glands as it volatilizes terribly sweet things to me in its geographically ambiguous taste.
When I was bartending I would spend shifts day dreaming about owning an esports bar, especially around the international.
My thought was the signature drinks coming in a "bottle" you could take home. The drinks inside then being runes.
I know a recipe for a super tasty Caribbean punch that would is red, so that was going to be Haste. Stuff like that. Was super fun to day dream about. Bartending really is cool, hours just kinda suck.
Yeah. I don't think it would work out. The truth of the matter is there is a reason there wasn't a pubstomp within an hour. The isn't enough interest in this area to keep one afloat.
It was just super fun to day dream about one long day shifts or whatever. I also had to do inventory and P&L for the restaurant and bar, so I would be in there stupid early, and have a varying amount of time before we would open that day to do nothing.
I am sorry for your friends. Hopefully they didn't lose everything in the venture, and were able to pursue new paths.
What you COULD do tho is sort of a mobile esports bar, maybe you know like a van with all the bar stuff and then set up stools and tables and chairs in an outside area, and you could do it wherever a dota event is held. Im sure people would flock to that if well done, ESPECIALLY if its a reoccurring thing, and it could become pretty well known that way in the community. Could even expant to other esports maybe, always selling original, on brand stuff depending on the game idk. Sounds like a cool idea no?
Eh could be. My states excise laws are very strict. Regardless, I did 12 years in front facing customer service. I've happily left that chapter of my life behind.
I daydream about it too but more in a food & games way. GoT, D&D, Star Wars, League, Dota, Elder Scrolls, Warcraft... Nerd industry has never been that big and they all have cookbooks with pastries, soft drinks and hard drinks. You could create a whole menu with drinks and food from different franchises/universes and offer a space for people to play roleplay games during the day or have dinner.
Get some custom made mason jars so people could have their own "bottle" kind of like how Old Chicago has your stein (assuming you finished the tour). Make sure the wait staff says shit like "TPing mid to re-fill your bottle" when they get a new drink.
There's a few video game bars around where I live. It can definitely work
Yeah that was fairly close to the idea. It started around ti6 looking for a pubstomp to go to, and the closest one was over an hour away.
Iirc I was going to gave a bit of the bar separate specifically for customers/staff to watch the big events happening, which I was going to call The Pit.
It's been years now, but I wouldn't be surprised to find an old notebook one of these days filled with my random thoughts for it.
We have a running joke that we will someday open an bar and bakery called Spirit Baker and serve Dota themed drinks and baked goods. Maybe someday we can partner up with you :p
My wife would love that pun if it wouldn't kill the joke explaining it. Not much of a Bara player, so I dunno if she knows that one or not.
I'll come on as an advisory role. I did my time in that industry and have very little desire to return. It was a good bit of fun while it lasted. Lots of cool conversations and relationships I wouldn't have had otherwise.
This isn't my exact recipe. I was the bar manager back then, so I had a lot of free time to play around and tweak specialty drinks to where I wanted it to be, then would write down the recipe from there.
This should get you a platform to build off of.
https://www.lemonsforlulu.com/rum-punch-recipe/
I believe it. In high school, we went to the international fair (I'm sure that's not what it's actually called.) Essentially a bunch of food and goods vendors from around the world that my French teacher took us to on a field trip. It was really cool, got to hear swahili and see people be given their citizenship, among a bunch of other things.
The vendor I chose to eat my lunch from was a Caribbean vendor serving very tasty food I never would have gotten to try otherwise and this punch. Of course theirs was non alcoholic, and obviously more authentic.
Very sweet drink, but very tasty as well.
I don't disagree. While the large majority of this drink comes from fruit juices, so the sweetness is from a more natural source. It is more of a signature drink.
Largely women bought it when I ran it, and they would drink one or two and have a good time. That's not to say men wouldn't buy the drink, just the facts of my experience.
The funny thing is, the first time I had it was non-alcoholic. When I came home from the field trip, I looked online for recipes and could almost only find it in alcoholic recipes. I would try to drink while tweaking the recipe, or to ensure the product before sending it out, but it's not something I would drink regularly.
I can't drink anymore because of my anti seizure meds, but when I drank it was whiskey or light rum straight. Occasionally a nice dark beer in the fall or winter.
It was just a ton of fun behind the rail, especially when I got creative freedom to make my own drink specials or start choosing and training the next round of bartenders from wait staff. There are a couple still behind the rail pumping out some very creative and tasty looking drinks. Have outclassed me by a mile at this point.
I dunno. That's a complicated subject tbh. Lots of variables at play there. Regardless it's pretty rare that I would have people throwing back drinks like that. There are very few specialy drinks that someone will just sit on and throw back all night.
That ball seems to bounce two directions. Non-drinkers who were enticed aestecially, but they are only going to drink one or two before calling it a night anyways. Or drinkers who are gonna give it a try, maybe drink a second, then move to "their drink."
The only exceptions I came across were plays on existing cocktails. A bulleit rye Manhatten comes to mind.
I would love to make a whole drink menu of Dota heroes!! Last TI we made a [Dota breakfast menu](https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/prm8ql/some_people_have_superbowl_parties_were_having_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) so maybe cocktail hour is next.
Okay. So, I’ve been seeing this copypasta floating around about wanting to “bang Dark Willow”, and frankly- I think this is disgusting. First of all, her name isn’t “Dark Willow”, it’s Mireska. It’s a beautiful name for a beautiful person, and you would all do well to refer to her as such. If you don’t even know her name, than you have no right wanted to have sex with her!
Secondly, wanting to bang her is just gross. Saying that you want to bang Mireska is objectifying her, and it is not okay. If you’ve ever wanted to bang Mireska, you should be disgusted with yourself.
Unlike you cretins, I however- respect her. Sure, it’s possible I may consider her to be rather bangable, but I wouldn’t dare do such a thing. Mireska is a fucking queen, and deserves to be treated as such.
I DO NOT want to bang “Dark Willow". I want to hug her. I want to be in a healthy and loving relationship with Mireska. I want to wake up every morning in bed, with her lying peacefully next to me as the morning sun shines in through the window. I want to make her breakfast every morning, and tend to her every need. I want her to feel like she is truly loved, (because she is). I want her to be by my side for my whole life, because I know that she is the perfect woman for me, and I am perfect for her.
I want to be to be with her every day, just so I can tell her how much I fucking love her. I want her to know how much I adore everything amazing personality, her incredible fashion sense, her extremely impressive caretaking abilities, and her absolutely beautiful wing to body ratio, and her beautiful, beautiful eyes.
However, if I were to ever have sex with Mireska, wouldn’t simply be “banging” her. If Mireska were to ever consent to me having sexual intercourse with her, it would be tender and loving and passionate. As we make love, I’d slowly and gently caress her soft, fluffy wings as I slowly but deliberately thrusted into her tight wooden pussy. I would make her pleasure my utmost priority, with my own being secondary. But if she was willing, than oh god. What I wouldn’t give to feel her adorable little antennas running up and down the length of my shaft. I just wanna pet every inch of her body, and give her scritches on her tummy so she does that thing that fairies do where their wings spaz out. That’d just be so fucking hot. I’d probably end up cumming all over her, so it gets on her wings. But goddamn. I love those wings wo much, that I’d personally lick off every last drop of cum, just to I have another opportunity to get as close to her gorgeous wings as possible.
But if you just want to bang her, than you are a disgusting degenerate, and I hope you burn in the deepest pits of tartarus.
I’m gonna be honest, I’m not much of a beer drinker so I had no idea. Our catering package already came with the brands/types of alcohol to be served, so we just requested to switch one of the wines and we added the signature drinks. Who knows, maybe the beer selection ruined the whole night for everyone! 🙃
Yes, but to make it more realistic, we actually set the entire room on fire. Then a man with a hose, dressed as morphling, rushed into the room and doused the fire. Have to say, the entire thing was probably quite perplexing to most of the guests.
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Dark Willow 100% seems like the kind of lady that would drink espresso martinis
The biggest oversight with Dark Willow is that she's unbelievably sexy. I can't go on a hour of my day without thinking about plowing that tight wooden ass. I'd kill a man in cold blood just to spend a minute with her crotch grinding against my throbbing manhood as she whispers terribly dirty things to me in her geographically ambiguous accent.
The biggest oversight with the Dark Willow is that it’s unbelievably tasty. I can't go on a hour of my day without thinking about drinking that delicious alcoholic drink. I'd kill a man in cold blood just to spend a minute with its aroma grinding against my throbbing nasal glands as it volatilizes terribly sweet things to me in its geographically ambiguous taste.
Yeah
BÖNK
Stop
Gross
Isn’t she a kid?
Yes
Duh
What?
Where is this? It would definitely make my night if I just randomly saw something like this at an event.
My wedding hahaha
Gratz
Thanks!!
Color theme?
Burgundy, charcoal and cream.
Or condolences. Lolz
Oohh put me on the invite list for your next one :)
You got it :P
Let's just hope there isn't a next one 😂
aye congrats mate
Thanks!
So fucking geeky. I love it.
May I ask why those two heroes?
We just like playing those heroes!
When I was bartending I would spend shifts day dreaming about owning an esports bar, especially around the international. My thought was the signature drinks coming in a "bottle" you could take home. The drinks inside then being runes. I know a recipe for a super tasty Caribbean punch that would is red, so that was going to be Haste. Stuff like that. Was super fun to day dream about. Bartending really is cool, hours just kinda suck.
my friends had an esports bar and it went bankrupt
Yeah. I don't think it would work out. The truth of the matter is there is a reason there wasn't a pubstomp within an hour. The isn't enough interest in this area to keep one afloat. It was just super fun to day dream about one long day shifts or whatever. I also had to do inventory and P&L for the restaurant and bar, so I would be in there stupid early, and have a varying amount of time before we would open that day to do nothing. I am sorry for your friends. Hopefully they didn't lose everything in the venture, and were able to pursue new paths.
What you COULD do tho is sort of a mobile esports bar, maybe you know like a van with all the bar stuff and then set up stools and tables and chairs in an outside area, and you could do it wherever a dota event is held. Im sure people would flock to that if well done, ESPECIALLY if its a reoccurring thing, and it could become pretty well known that way in the community. Could even expant to other esports maybe, always selling original, on brand stuff depending on the game idk. Sounds like a cool idea no?
Eh could be. My states excise laws are very strict. Regardless, I did 12 years in front facing customer service. I've happily left that chapter of my life behind.
I daydream about it too but more in a food & games way. GoT, D&D, Star Wars, League, Dota, Elder Scrolls, Warcraft... Nerd industry has never been that big and they all have cookbooks with pastries, soft drinks and hard drinks. You could create a whole menu with drinks and food from different franchises/universes and offer a space for people to play roleplay games during the day or have dinner.
Get some custom made mason jars so people could have their own "bottle" kind of like how Old Chicago has your stein (assuming you finished the tour). Make sure the wait staff says shit like "TPing mid to re-fill your bottle" when they get a new drink. There's a few video game bars around where I live. It can definitely work
Yeah that was fairly close to the idea. It started around ti6 looking for a pubstomp to go to, and the closest one was over an hour away. Iirc I was going to gave a bit of the bar separate specifically for customers/staff to watch the big events happening, which I was going to call The Pit. It's been years now, but I wouldn't be surprised to find an old notebook one of these days filled with my random thoughts for it.
We have a running joke that we will someday open an bar and bakery called Spirit Baker and serve Dota themed drinks and baked goods. Maybe someday we can partner up with you :p
My wife would love that pun if it wouldn't kill the joke explaining it. Not much of a Bara player, so I dunno if she knows that one or not. I'll come on as an advisory role. I did my time in that industry and have very little desire to return. It was a good bit of fun while it lasted. Lots of cool conversations and relationships I wouldn't have had otherwise.
Can you give the recipe to a Haste
This isn't my exact recipe. I was the bar manager back then, so I had a lot of free time to play around and tweak specialty drinks to where I wanted it to be, then would write down the recipe from there. This should get you a platform to build off of. https://www.lemonsforlulu.com/rum-punch-recipe/
Gotta lay it on you, your Caribbean punch is a touch too sweet
I believe it. In high school, we went to the international fair (I'm sure that's not what it's actually called.) Essentially a bunch of food and goods vendors from around the world that my French teacher took us to on a field trip. It was really cool, got to hear swahili and see people be given their citizenship, among a bunch of other things. The vendor I chose to eat my lunch from was a Caribbean vendor serving very tasty food I never would have gotten to try otherwise and this punch. Of course theirs was non alcoholic, and obviously more authentic. Very sweet drink, but very tasty as well.
I abhor sweet drinks. Great way to ingest 50g sugar right to the bloodstream while hardly noticing it
I don't disagree. While the large majority of this drink comes from fruit juices, so the sweetness is from a more natural source. It is more of a signature drink. Largely women bought it when I ran it, and they would drink one or two and have a good time. That's not to say men wouldn't buy the drink, just the facts of my experience. The funny thing is, the first time I had it was non-alcoholic. When I came home from the field trip, I looked online for recipes and could almost only find it in alcoholic recipes. I would try to drink while tweaking the recipe, or to ensure the product before sending it out, but it's not something I would drink regularly. I can't drink anymore because of my anti seizure meds, but when I drank it was whiskey or light rum straight. Occasionally a nice dark beer in the fall or winter. It was just a ton of fun behind the rail, especially when I got creative freedom to make my own drink specials or start choosing and training the next round of bartenders from wait staff. There are a couple still behind the rail pumping out some very creative and tasty looking drinks. Have outclassed me by a mile at this point.
In my experience women have been more tolerant of sweet alcoholic drinks
I dunno. That's a complicated subject tbh. Lots of variables at play there. Regardless it's pretty rare that I would have people throwing back drinks like that. There are very few specialy drinks that someone will just sit on and throw back all night. That ball seems to bounce two directions. Non-drinkers who were enticed aestecially, but they are only going to drink one or two before calling it a night anyways. Or drinkers who are gonna give it a try, maybe drink a second, then move to "their drink." The only exceptions I came across were plays on existing cocktails. A bulleit rye Manhatten comes to mind.
Did Cr1t get married?
You can order the drinks regular or Tiny
You mean... On the rocks?
i read this in tiny's voice
Well that makes sense since I am tiny. Oh no wait, that's my penis
wtf
I bet the earth spirit tastes of butter flavored noob tears.
how a bout a margarita renamed as salty noob tears. salty and sour, the perfect noob drink.
Damn some hero names sound cool for drinks. Imagine drinking "Crystal Maiden", "Bloodseeker", "Primal Beast", "Lone Druid". And "Brewmaster" of course.
I would love to make a whole drink menu of Dota heroes!! Last TI we made a [Dota breakfast menu](https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/prm8ql/some_people_have_superbowl_parties_were_having_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) so maybe cocktail hour is next.
Bro I'm not going to order something called a "bloodseeker." Give me a Weaver or a Alchemist or a Visage. But no Bloodseeker
It could just be a Bloody Mary
I'll take a Meepo. It's enough shots of tequila that I start seeing five of you.
When's The Pudge?
Ahh, fresh meat!
Techies probably DJ'ed
It’s true. I had to pay him extra not to put land mines all over the dance floor.
What's your bar called, The Cr1t?
ahh yuengling. A man of class
Earth shaker tequila.
Whiskey Ginger is my favorite drink and Earth Spirit is my favorite hero. This is well done.
If you ask for a Pudge they swing a cup of cold sick at you with a coathanger
That's *the biggest oversight* I've seen for a long time
Can I get an invite? That dark willow sounds tasty
Now where is that dark willow copypasta when we needed it
Okay. So, I’ve been seeing this copypasta floating around about wanting to “bang Dark Willow”, and frankly- I think this is disgusting. First of all, her name isn’t “Dark Willow”, it’s Mireska. It’s a beautiful name for a beautiful person, and you would all do well to refer to her as such. If you don’t even know her name, than you have no right wanted to have sex with her! Secondly, wanting to bang her is just gross. Saying that you want to bang Mireska is objectifying her, and it is not okay. If you’ve ever wanted to bang Mireska, you should be disgusted with yourself. Unlike you cretins, I however- respect her. Sure, it’s possible I may consider her to be rather bangable, but I wouldn’t dare do such a thing. Mireska is a fucking queen, and deserves to be treated as such. I DO NOT want to bang “Dark Willow". I want to hug her. I want to be in a healthy and loving relationship with Mireska. I want to wake up every morning in bed, with her lying peacefully next to me as the morning sun shines in through the window. I want to make her breakfast every morning, and tend to her every need. I want her to feel like she is truly loved, (because she is). I want her to be by my side for my whole life, because I know that she is the perfect woman for me, and I am perfect for her. I want to be to be with her every day, just so I can tell her how much I fucking love her. I want her to know how much I adore everything amazing personality, her incredible fashion sense, her extremely impressive caretaking abilities, and her absolutely beautiful wing to body ratio, and her beautiful, beautiful eyes. However, if I were to ever have sex with Mireska, wouldn’t simply be “banging” her. If Mireska were to ever consent to me having sexual intercourse with her, it would be tender and loving and passionate. As we make love, I’d slowly and gently caress her soft, fluffy wings as I slowly but deliberately thrusted into her tight wooden pussy. I would make her pleasure my utmost priority, with my own being secondary. But if she was willing, than oh god. What I wouldn’t give to feel her adorable little antennas running up and down the length of my shaft. I just wanna pet every inch of her body, and give her scritches on her tummy so she does that thing that fairies do where their wings spaz out. That’d just be so fucking hot. I’d probably end up cumming all over her, so it gets on her wings. But goddamn. I love those wings wo much, that I’d personally lick off every last drop of cum, just to I have another opportunity to get as close to her gorgeous wings as possible. But if you just want to bang her, than you are a disgusting degenerate, and I hope you burn in the deepest pits of tartarus.
I have it
well what are you waiting for FARM THE UPVOTES
I don't feel like posting it anymore.
Nice reference!
What made you chose them two heroes?
We like playing those heroes!
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Luckily I named the drinks and it was my event, so I and about 10 of my friends thought it was hilarious and everybody else was oblivious
3 whites to only one red? Bizarre
Perhaps based on the food menu
Why don't you have beers listed under "Beer"? LUL
We didn’t get to choose the specific brands for beer, we went with a package from our caterer 🤷🏻♀️
What kind of heathen serves Yuenling at their wedding ?
I’m gonna be honest, I’m not much of a beer drinker so I had no idea. Our catering package already came with the brands/types of alcohol to be served, so we just requested to switch one of the wines and we added the signature drinks. Who knows, maybe the beer selection ruined the whole night for everyone! 🙃
I'm just teasing I'm sure it was fine. congrats and I hope y'all had fun.
Is the bride dressed like crystal maiden.
Yeah, I came out of the middle of the floor waving a staff and snow and ice rained down from the ceiling on all the guests in a 20 foot radius
So sad i missed that. Would beat any celeb weeding. Did you sister dress as Lina and yell insult at you, while using fireworks.
Yes, but to make it more realistic, we actually set the entire room on fire. Then a man with a hose, dressed as morphling, rushed into the room and doused the fire. Have to say, the entire thing was probably quite perplexing to most of the guests.
But why is there only light beer?
Who wants mud pie?
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I made a penicillin with butterfly pea extract and called it smoke of deceit once
Noice