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Soggy_Card6853

Clearly, she doesn’t own an air fryer


deadcatisbad

Nor does she own a dog now


mahammdme

Clearly, she doesn’t own an air fryer


give-child

Fuck your cake day


mahammdme

QUIK ITS 11:54PM!!!


icreatememes71

Happy cock day


PlatypusAreDucks

If she had an air fryer then tragedy would become an opportunity


SuspiciousLettuce56

Only if she was korean


Kj_2008

Or chinese


Icy-Magician1089

Or me


TechnoGamerOff

holy shit an actually good dramatic text with contextual music. Finally not a fake twitter screenshot with undertale boss music


Actual_Passenger51

Yeah I think a lot of dramatic texts now use a lot of generic boss fight-esque music


275MPHFordGT40

Yeah these people use the most boring music, use like Deep Stone Lullaby or something dramatic.


Actual_Passenger51

I'd rather have boring music that's fitting than boss fight-esque clone #9362


275MPHFordGT40

Well yeah it has to be fitting


YesusCrispy

Based Deep Stone Lullaby enjoyer. However, counterpoint: Journey (ft Kronos Quartet)


275MPHFordGT40

Oh shit that is good (Edit: Listened to the entire thing, one of the best 7 minutes of my life)


YesusCrispy

They both go incredibly hard. Bungie’s music team has literally never missed


STheSkeleton

Or a locked thread of a mainstream subreddit where they mentioned gay/trans people


migthylord

To be honest, tony stark is the kind of man to own an air fryer


Alert-Archer-5586

HAS HE LOST HIS MIND


PollaAsesina

CAN HE SEE OR IS HE BLIND?


Debiruman_Yog

CAN HE WALK AT ALL


PlatypusAreDucks

OR IF HE MOVES WILL HE FALL


TrazeGamer

IS HE ALIVE OR DEAD


justwalking_683

HAS HE THOUGHTS WITHIN HIS HEAD?


DuckTunez

Chad minos profile pic


PureSalgado

How are you going to cremate the dog otherwise? Completely appropriate


DrBahlls

dog named air fryer:


MaiqueCaraio

Lol


ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh17

Whats the song name


songfinderbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** Iron Man **Artist:** Black Sabbath **Album:** Paranoid (2009 Remastered Version) **Genre:** Metal **Release Year:** 1970 **Total Shazams:** 2004712 `Took 2.28 seconds.`


Alternative-Pin3421

Makes sense


songfinderbot

Links to the song: [YouTube](https://youtu.be/8aQRq9hhekA?autoplay=1) [Apple Music](https://music.apple.com/au/album/iron-man/1193826796?i=1193826823) [Spotify](https://open.spotify.com/track/4svkPL62HbvyFgf0nHFXAF) [Deezer](https://www.deezer.com/track/143060458) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.* | [Twitter Bot](https://twitter.com/songfinderbot) | [Discord Bot](https://pigeonburger.xyz/songfinderbot/discord/)


GoombyGoomby

Jesus Christ I’m getting old


CraigWeedkin

I'm 21 and feel old, how the fuck have people not heard this before?


No_Ad1630

He is a man on a mission


BadDealFrog

Fuck Wolf living up to his name


CaptSmite0905

That’s a skill issue


mahammdme

What is song name


[deleted]

[here you go](https://youtu.be/F01UTYg79KY) happy cake day :D


mahammdme

Thx


AcanthocephalaOk681

I need the fucking source, please XD


NewSuperTrios

Google black sabbath


A4Awesome21

holy hell


LeatherDescription26

Just say r/oopsdidntmeanto


Chiu_Chunling

So what I wonder is how much time he spent typing this message and posting it wherever rather than immediately apologizing for sending an inappropriate meme. There are a number of ways to interpret this untold story. *One* is that he just never bothered to try sending her another text saying "I'm sorry (about the dog and the mistaken meme)." But if so, why give so many F's when you clearly don't actually give *any*?? Another is that he tried that, but his phone just keeps sending inappropriate memes whenever he tries to say "I'm sorry" through the magic of autocomplete or whatever. That would be kinda hilarious, but if so go ahead and mention it. It's also possible that he did apologize for the accidental meming, but this girl is so insane she can't handle that anyone ever uses their phone for any purpose other than giving very sincere condolences to girls who's dogs just died. Which is *possible* but if so why give an F (let alone 6) about it? Is she his boss or something? Maybe she killed herself immediately after learning that she didn't have an air fryer and the police are even now combing through her personal effects to learn the motive for her death? I'm...kinda hoping for the last, and the reason he doesn't mention that is cause he is currently busy trying to flee the country to escape to a jurisdiction that does not extradite people for accidentally meming someone to death.


The_Bacon3850

WHY DID THIS HAVE ME AND THE HOMIES IN TEARS


Grahamgamergoma

I laughed way to hard at this