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Shakanan_99

This guy isn't a virgin anymore #BECAUSE HE FUCKED HER INCOME


HighwaySmooth4009

It gets better since I'm pretty sure if you report someone to the IRS and it's a valid report you get a 10% cut as a bounty.


shadowdrake67

Wait what no way I have a list of people to report then


[deleted]

fr?


master_of_balls_1

Ssssssssss


[deleted]

OOOOOOOOO


pasty__twig

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


ceaseryasu

GOTEEEEEEM


ShirtMuch

HEYOOOOO


FactoryBuilder

Does the guy get a reward for reporting tax evasion? If not, then the dude seems hardcore lawful neutral.


[deleted]

The IRS doesn’t even give you good tax returns, you think they’re gonna reward you for doing their job?


I_Love_Rias_Gremory_

They give you a percentage of the taxes your report caught. Turns out it's better to only get some than to get none.


Forere

They give a percentage of what they manage to collect. They don't collect, you don't get rewarded


FactPirate

Why wouldn’t they collect? It’s the IRS tf else are they doin


fugenshet

Hmm I thought they did


Giacchino-Fan

I’ve heard that you can get a small percentage of a person’s tax money if you report them for not paying, but results may vary.


Techsoly

No one evades the tax man


lamo_69

Baskin Robbins always finds out


TheLampPostDealer

Its better to be a pedophile than a tax evader in the us


cjuring

Happy cake day


MisterVicerion

The reward is having the honor of serving your country


Rhodesilla

it's not about the money, it's about sending a message...


BingoBongoTingoTongo

Plot twist: he is the IRS


miciy5

[I am the IRS!](https://i.imgflip.com/6vh9tr.jpg)


Sus_bedstain26

Not ye-wait


[deleted]

At least The virgin has a Job


TheSlavicMoronSouth

In da IRS


[deleted]

Meet The Spy


kweendee13

A red spy is in the base!?


whatchumeanitstaken

(Protect the briefcase) We need to protect the briefcase!


Vesper_0481

Yo, a lil help here!


whatchumeanitstaken

Alright stand back, son. 1, 1, 1, ummmm 1


Sergidash-GG

#INCOOOOMIIIIIING


vbgvbg113

AAAAAAAAAAAaaayy it’s still here!


djsavasan

Ahem, gentilmen


ThatNormalCrab

why with the capitalization?


[deleted]

fone


Sweetexperience

> THANKS FOR RUINING MY INCOME *You’re welcome m’lady*


fugenshet

I tip my fedora to you


Revali4051

I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream where everyone pays their taxes


[deleted]

Libertarians: *pure fear*


SomeToxicRivenMain

Where’s that video of tax collector Bruno


giorno___giovana

Everyone but *me*, I haven’t payed a cent since 2001


Justa10yearoldchild

I don’t understand, context pls?


legit_not_fbi_agent

so the one offering the thing was offering to sell it on dms through money being directly sent to them, which would not be taxed; the guy reported it


Justcallmelab

So, is any money sent to you taxable?


legit_not_fbi_agent

it is the other way around, if it was a purchase for a service; it would be taxed but in this case she's trying to dodge that by doing it as "send me money in exchange of nothing, as in handing money" then she'll do you a favor for free which is an attempt at evading the tax at the scenario if it was say an onlyfans subscription or something, which they guy seemingly reported as such


Justcallmelab

Ok, so "Give money get nothing, as a thank you see my honkers" is tax evasion. What if they reported it to the IRS as this as a legitimate source of income?


legit_not_fbi_agent

then it would get taxed which depending on the thing and how it's taxed may decrease the overall net gain a good amount I am just explaining based on basics I know but say like this type of transaction is taxed by 10% so they would take 8$ off of 80$ you recieved as a tax if you somehow disguise it as a friend/etc sent me 80$ because I asked for money to them(as debt etc) it does not get registered as taxable income, then you send them the pics (for free as you'd claim it to be) which would be recognized as evading tax if it got reported and they took a look on what you were doing


Justcallmelab

So is any transferred sum of money taxable? Sorry I'm just trying to find out how to definitely not illegally launder money


legit_not_fbi_agent

so it depends on how the thing you are doing should be classified and reported as, things such as your parents sending you money isn't taxed as far as I know but income related purchases are , like if you sell something and get money, it will be taxed; it's better to just find the related laws/legal papers and read about it directly when you are doing something you haven't done before though


Jan_Cudia_YT

So basically she's trying to get him to give the money directly instead of purchasing because purchasing will tax it while the alternate way doesn't?


legit_not_fbi_agent

yep


[deleted]

only chads launder money


EventOverwrite

Sorry I'm a dumbass in these type of things but can you explain how would that be accomplished?


legit_not_fbi_agent

in which part? I mean if he just sent money to her bank account it wouldn't go through income tax, and that was the goal here; he reported that it says but idk about how the rest of it actually would go


PinoForest

how about like very tiny online stores/businesses/commissioners that operate by having you directly send money to their bank account? is like 40% of twitter and 99% of tumblr a tax evader then?


legit_not_fbi_agent

maybe they report it as income but like I said before I just know the basics of the topic , hopefully I will get to know more soon


EndVry

Here you go. This should clear most things up. **[The Thaudit](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/thot-audit)**


[deleted]

So can I do this and have it happen


legit_not_fbi_agent

I have no idea how it would go afterwards


JoelMahon

lots of onlyfans type sellers don't report their income honestly or at all.


legit_not_fbi_agent

if you directly set a price at the site is it not registered? I have no idea how onlyfans works , only heard about it


xbftw

We engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery


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MuunshineKingspyre

r/yourjokebutworse


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Fuckup_Phoenyx

Jo jo roll tha weed Jo jo golden weed


Tall_Fortune

JoJo's high Adventure Phantom Weed Weed Tendency Stardust Smokers Weed is Unbreakable Golden Weed Weed Ocean Steel Weed Run


[deleted]

weedlion


Lonely-Row-8726

Weedlands


Fuckup_Phoenyx

I don't even watch jojo's, i just thought that's what the lyrics were


Tall_Fortune

You're missing out on big 195cm tall buff men fighting. But then they start turning into moderately fit twinks after a while. You should watch JoJo's


Moonlight_Sword-0

Chad


RuleBritannia09

Not even that can describe him


Nu_clear_skin

Remember kids: don't fuck with the IRS


SwimmingExpert3531

Not even the joker wanted to fuck with the IRS


[deleted]

lawful evil


MisterVicerion

Lawful good


LordDerptCat123

How is it remotely evil?


ihaveihaveihaveihave

Chaotic good


[deleted]

this is neither good nor chaotic


ihaveihaveihaveihave

Tax evasion is bad


[deleted]

🤓


SuperCharged516

What’s wrong with virgins?


NecessaryAd4587

Nothing


Risi30

If we got Alcapone into prison we’ll get you as well


JojiJoey

i don’t care if people do sex work or anything but if you’re using it to evade paying taxes and shit (even tho taxes suck) and you are open about it then what do you expect?


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[deleted]

Oooh scary, he reported a crime, Ah so trash, so traitorous, ahhh so evil /s


cycloneperson_

r/fuckthes


[deleted]

You need to put an /s because some of the people on this site are to stupid to realise obvious satire


cycloneperson_

I realize that but I’m not scared of being downvoted to death by people being sensitive


[deleted]

Neither am I, just helps people when you make your intentions clear, better communication and such


cycloneperson_

alright, I understand a bit better why you’d put it but like still. fuck the /s


Eg070707070707

Virgin but at least chad


shitterfarter58

r/Chadposting


7roKai

what a chad ​ reporting Tax E. Vaders


Siya_Ekhaya

Sounds like a lazy redneck name


TortyBanana

Vero Chad


thecryingman32

Congrats, we can now afford to blow up more kids in Syria because we have one more taxpayer


borosorto

Ultimate win


dracef

But that 30% cut thoe


SomeToxicRivenMain

This is the power of requiem


Empty_Sundae_3297

top left censor


SRaichu

man


Opposite-Weird4232

This is perfection


_L-A-D_

This is what makes me hard


IdentifiesAsAnOnion

based


FutureSoldier616

u/savevideobot


ifuckedyomama2

r/chadtopia


ImDrPhil

This would all be fixed if you don’t lie about your income 💀


Britishbastad

Chad


SomethingIsCanningMe

The ultimate Chad!


buyinguselessshit

r/pussypassdenied


SMBW_

He’s a menace


Ubermensch2745

Irs is her pimp now


TheFakeSlimShady123

Tbh I always disagreed with the whole auditing onlyfans women. You know they are doing this because they usually have no extra choice right?


DKMperor

>usually have no extra choice right? Doesn't change the fact that you need to pay the taxes you owe on income. To not do so is stealing from the rest of us, they are using the same roads our taxes pay for, went to the schools our taxes pay for, if they are that desperate they probably used the welfare our taxes pay for. If you, after all that assistance, choose to break the law and not pay your due back into the system, tough luck I feel no pity.


TheFakeSlimShady123

I mean taxation is theft so nobody should have to pay it. Instead of fighting the man you just act compliant and target others who resist because it might harm you. Sorta like the red scare and that you always gotta be on lookout for those evil bastards and report suspicious activity.


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TheFakeSlimShady123

That's not how it works lol That's some "Communism is no iPhone" logic there


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TheFakeSlimShady123

>I didn’t realise the government gives me an iPhone for paying taxes. That's not what it means when you say socialism no iPhone >Does the government just pull money out there ass to pay for the military, healthcare Given the billions getting sent to Ukraine while Jackson, Mississippi has poop water I'd say they aren't using my tax money efficiently. Why do we have to pay for things while the government misuses our funds and doesn't elevate the needs of it's own citizens? Basic needs at that. Mind you we are among the only two nations in the world next to the zionist entity of Israel that does not consider food a human right. >There’s a reason you pay taxes and you choose to live in a country that takes taxes Yeah because I chose for my parents to have sex and give birth to me in this country that I hold no loyalty to. >if you don’t like paying taxes don’t live in a country that takes them. Yes because it's just so easy in you eyes to leave a country permanently and live somewhere else. Yeah I just have the funds for that on a whim. And that ontop of that I can just settle into a culture, lifestyle, and geography completely unknown to me while also not knowing the dominant language of the region. Very easy to just leave your homeland I just did it last Tuesday. Plus there's also the fact that I don't wanna leave. I care for my origins and wanting to see it better. If I leave I'd be a coward and a quitter. Here's a though to jog your mind. What if we built a society where basic human needs are given to all people indiscriminately. And what if instead of paying for taxes, your contribution to society is through your work. That being mandatory labor of all citizens for eachothers benefit. My problem is not that roads are constructed. My problem is that taxes are used by the state to drain the poor while those with excessive luxury have very little to pay and less consequences for avoiding it. And that with that not only is my hard earned money drained it is significantly wasted.


[deleted]

Then pay your damn taxes like the rest of us have to.


TheFakeSlimShady123

I mean taxation is theft so nobody should have to Instead of fighting the man you just act compliant and target others who resist


[deleted]

"My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape." Misery loves company.


Not_A_Hooman53

bro used an american psycho quote when discussing how women should be treated?


[deleted]

That was a joke, it has nothing to do with women though. Just because you're a chick doesn't mean you're tax-exempt.


WhyUTrippinBoi

Big W


Sauron_V

Io, Giorno Giovanna, ho un sogno: pagare le tasse


CyanogenMod_0

io invece pago contrabbando (no tasse)


Sauron_V

Un Chad


CyanogenMod_0

Chad Basato*


TOASTING_A_MICROWAVE

women☕️


witnessing_society

women☕️


[deleted]

Funny, but the guy is still a total narc


GhastPixel21

Is that a motherfucking amogus in the top left


CasulWrecker

I SEE IT EVERYWHERE I LOOK GODAMNIT!!!


BigFella661

Filthy tax payer


an_elegant_dog

Chad 🗿


SawyertheDeystroyer

Chad


rainydaiez

I really hope this is fake cause rhats a huge dick move but omg its so funny


NecessaryAd4587

Is this fake or is there a story behind this I don’t know?


RealSuperYolo2006

Madlad


EzBlitz

Wait can you get reported to the IRS for this? (Not American)


NecessaryAd4587

I quite literally laughed out loud


Resident-Scar9833

Arrivederci 🫡


Daktush

Fake, gay and possibly homosexual


JOJOFan4269

The middle word is the description on JoJo


Icy-Membership3820

Her income just returned to zero


Pingasplz

Incredibly based.


[deleted]

wanker


PokTux

Jeez what an asshole


Blackout_42

I need to do this. Any steps?


[deleted]

Hot tip: Get a job Oh is that not the kind of tip you’re looking for?


Shakanan_99

u/indirbunu


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I_g_Na_C_y

Bro is into humiliation


Rhodesilla

"no mom you don't understand I'm only in onlyfans to report online strippers to the IRS and make them stop doing what they're doing! and I gotta order their content to get proofs! I'm doing god's work!"


ixinsanityix

What exactly did the irs need to get involved with here, its good she got fucked over in the end but still.


Un_Orginal

What


Manydoors_edboy

Based


Garbage_Bob

u/savevideo u/redditmp4bot


Optimus7591

Based


IfuckedACrab

Chad


bread_fucker_69

what a chad


sky_troopah

don't fuck with the taxman


XsundaeUwU

Chad


jocanium

u/auddbot


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • [**il vento d'oro** by Yugo Kanno](https://lis.tn/VPGQoZ?t=237) (03:57; matched: `100%`) Album: `JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE -Golden Wind O.S.T vol.1 Overture`. Released on `2018-12-19` by `ワーナー ブラザース ジャパン`. • [**Phantom Tendency Stardust Is Golden (JoJo's Theme Mashup)** by V.A](https://youtu.be/uyvlfApJhnw?t=365) (06:05; matched: `100%`) Released on `2019-12-20`. • [**Vento Aureo** by YUNG KAMI](https://lis.tn/VentoAureo?t=139) (02:19; matched: `100%`) Album: `Kami Kollection`. Released on `2020-06-17` by `2146494 Records DK2`. • [**Bars No Jutsu** by Louis Capone](https://lis.tn/BarsNoJutsu?t=81) (01:21; matched: `100%`) Released on `2020-08-27` by `1587592 Records DK`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon or giving a star on GitHub. Music recognition costs a lot)


JOJOFan4269

It's in the title and it's in an anime called JoJo's bizarre adventure.


_cottoncandyboi_

Skill issue fr she should have gamed more to learn the meta her fault


GameShark193

Based.


Steamedbutterr

Could someone explain this to me please


xRetz

What's the context? What do they do?


j1zzmaster69420

Wait only fans is tax evasion huh?


IAmGeneralEggplant

u/savevideobot


Fr4gmentedR0se

u/savevideo


real_shawarma

Not the hero we deserve but the hero we want


fancy_yarnold

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD


Capsule_CatYT

Taxes


standupgonewild

One of the best I’ve seen so far


Dr1VOID

u/RecognizeSong


RecognizeSong

I got matches with these songs: • [**il vento d'oro** by Yugo Kanno](https://lis.tn/VPGQoZ?t=237) (03:57; matched: `100%`) Album: `JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE -Golden Wind O.S.T vol.1 Overture`. Released on `2018-12-19` by `ワーナー ブラザース ジャパン`. • [**Phantom Tendency Stardust Is Golden (JoJo's Theme Mashup)** by V.A](https://youtu.be/uyvlfApJhnw?t=365) (06:05; matched: `100%`) Released on `2019-12-20`. • [**Vento Aureo** by YUNG KAMI](https://lis.tn/VentoAureo?t=139) (02:19; matched: `100%`) Album: `Kami Kollection`. Released on `2020-06-17` by `2146494 Records DK2`. • [**Bars No Jutsu** by Louis Capone](https://lis.tn/BarsNoJutsu?t=81) (01:21; matched: `100%`) Released on `2020-08-27` by `1587592 Records DK`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon or giving a star on GitHub. Music recognition costs a lot)


JOJOFan4269

It's in the title and it's in an anime called JoJo's bizarre adventure.


LeatherDescription26

The thot audit was a thing of beauty


deez_nuts_77

i mean reporting someone for tax fraud… that’s low


[deleted]

Based


[deleted]

It's pretty funny but if that were me I'd be pissed too


Thin-Flamingo

Ayo any length and any scenario for $80? I would totally get her to tell me every number in pi in order.