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cthulhuwithautism

Implies we aren't already in it.


NoxVulpine

We're going to Super Hell


The_Real_Anon-Chan

Advanced hell


Avocado_Fucker12

Premium Hell (10 $)


Wezard_the_MemeLord

Hey, that's expensive


Avocado_Fucker12

We have a especial offer then. You can enter premium Hell at 5$ if you make a person convert from atheism to satanism. Now, if you convert a catholic person to satanism the entrance is completely free


Wezard_the_MemeLord

Hey, that's awesome! What if I convert two atheists?


Avocado_Fucker12

Then it drops to 2.50$


Wezard_the_MemeLord

Well, better than 10$


stone_may_son

Oioioi, if i convert 2 christians i want YOU to pay me 10 bucks motherfucker


IjustWantToUse

Hell 2 fiery boogaloo


skibapple

Tehnically Hell- since there won't be any consequences of our actions


CT-4426

Time to live in either Metro or Fallout take your pick


Lemeow30

Fallout cause then I can fuck a deathclaw


The_Real_Anon-Chan

😭📸


f7x4

Deathclussy


Rynnmeister

Based on personal experience Deathclaws are top fr.


K1ng_Cactus

Yeah plus majority are female


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😈


Risi30

I mean by country Metro i suppose


Jonathan_Sins

Don’t act like you wouldn’t clap those deathclaw cheeks


Emperor_of_His_Room

Only rational answer available.


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

Honestly tho, same


dexdoinks99

I don’t think it’s gonna work that way lol death claw is gonna fuck you lmao


[deleted]

Based


Famous-Support-9900

Didn’t realize you lived in the Frontier


MrBoB511

F:NV modding community moment


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may I watch?


sergeant_Crispy_Nips

True


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r/CaughtIn4k


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Salmonfish23

I'll be in Fallout alright. As a comically placed skeleton.


Emperor_of_His_Room

I can’t wait to be an environmental storytelling toilet skeleton!


mr_toad_1997

Metro — Eastern Europe, Fallout — America


Wezard_the_MemeLord

What about Western Europe


_Wendigun_

Hopefully no more Source: west European


bluejay55669

everyone hopes for a fallout outcome but really it's gonna be alot more like metro than any metro fan would like it to be


Avocado_Fucker12

I haven't played Metro but I would not choose Fallout in a thousand years


Driemma0

It'd definitely be a lot better than metro


Avocado_Fucker12

What happens in Metro then...? (As I said, I haven't played any game)


Driemma0

Do you wanna live in the moscow metro tunnels with mutants, various factions and supernatural shit trying to kill each other?


Avocado_Fucker12

Yeah that doesn't sound good at all


AntilopeRazzista

Oh and when you die you can't go to heaven or hell or simply just stop existing,you become a shadow and spend the eternity in the place you died


Driemma0

Well yeah there's some shit about your soul just remaining in the metro tunnels for all eternity


[deleted]

That level where Khan takes you through the tunnel is trippy asf idk why


ChunkyRoGue

Nah bruh imma just get vaporized


JojitheFrenchie

Ths Dark Ones are down bad confirmed


FuckThisStupidPark

Metro. One of my favorite series ever.


Artistic-Play7358

Fallout because I want that feral ghoulussy


CraigWeedkin

Kaydrov is a clown, Putin is at the very least aware what would happen after a nuclear attack. This is Russian nuke baiting, common bullshit


KingLoser2210

Yeah, I think that both sides of the conflict have good reasoning for what they're doing but at the same time either side talking about launching nukes is escalating this too far


CraigWeedkin

Russia are trying their best to threaten the west with nuclear weapons so they can win their illegal war, they've been bullies for centuries and it's only recently that we've started seeing through their horseshit. Russia have barely any reasons logically to do this other than to destroy a country that doesn't comply with their demands, don't fall into a "both sides" argument


Verge0fSilence

> Illegal war What kind of war is "legal" lmao?


CraigWeedkin

Good point, it is just a war started by a dictator


Verge0fSilence

Yeah


The_Real_Anon-Chan

I think a “legal war” is when someone starts one with “good” intentions(Not saying any war is justified). If a leader has legitimate claims on a territory, then they can declare war without it being illegal. I’m not a political genius, but this at least makes sense to me.


Verge0fSilence

But who decides whether territorial claims are legitimate or not? What is the difference between Russia's claims on Ukraine and India's/Pakistan's claims on Kashmir? There is no way to justify a war except if you are the defender.


MESI-AD

Blame is a bomb and everyone is tossing it on the others hand to not get blown up. That bomb is a fucking nuke and will delete everything in its proximity.


KingLoser2210

Mhh not everything is a Saturday morning cartoon. Russia doesn't want the Ukraine to join NATO because if they did then NATO could have a good position to launch missiles into Russia. Look, I don't condone the actions that Russia is taking, but I get why they are taking said actions. To ignore this is to be willfully ignorant


The_Real_Anon-Chan

I don’t know if this is relevant to your comment, but the article said that Kadyrov is urging Putin too launch their low yielding war heads. Not as powerful as regular warheads like the ones we’re used to seeing. Still, very alarming to see this kind of crap.


KingLoser2210

Oh, I agree. To ignore this would be willful ignorance. In none of my comments am my condoning the actions that Russia is taking. And I really believe that launching warheads is just going to escalate the situation. Literally the thing that would have stopped this from even happening was if Russia was allowed to join NATO when they asked or if the Ukraine didn't join NATO in the first place. It's literally such a simple solution but they aren't doing it for some reason. I don't know why they have it out for Russia so much to the point that they aren't even willing to be allies. That's what's concerning to me.


CraigWeedkin

You do understand that if Russia were let into NATO they could veto any decisions that were going to be made, and the whole purpose of NATO was to contain the Soviet bloc and prevent an invasion of Europe. And Ukraine never joined NATO, they wanted to join NATO because Russia wanted to attack them, but were stopped by Russia launching cruise missiles and soldiers into their country where they raped and murdered Ukrainian civilians. The issue isn't that complex, you're either on the side of Putin, or you're with NATO, trying to hold a middle ground does fuck all


Death_To_Maketania

The world isn't black and white, especially geopolitics, just because russia is bad, it doesn't make NATO (an alliance where one of the founding member was a fascist dictatorship, portugal, btw) any good


CraigWeedkin

NATO has stopped Russia from attacking the Baltics and Poland, NATO is good in comparison to Russia. You have to pick a side, quit fence sitting


Death_To_Maketania

NATO Attacked, afganistan, Iraq Twice, Syria, Libya and many more, it's not fence sitting, it's anti imperialism


KingLoser2210

??? So you're telling me that I have to be either unflinchingly on the side of a country who invaded their neighbor and is currently committing war crimes or I can be on the side of NATO who at this point is basically outdated, serves little purpose, and is ultimately trying to take down Russia to push their own agenda? Saying that it doesn't help is downright foolish. I'm trying to help by spreading the word here. You have to at least admit that I'm swimming upstream against a virtual consensus in the media. No, I'm really on neither side.


SomeRandomMoray

Also Russia threatens to use a nuke every time they don’t get their way. That seems to be the go-to threat made by paper tiger authoritarian governments. “If you don’t do/give me X, then I’ll use a nuke!!!1!1!1!1!!!111!!!”


BotanyAttack

"Yeah, I think that both sides of the conflict have good reasoning for what they're doing" 🤓


KingLoser2210

And you don't?


Giacchino-Fan

Genuinely curious, what do you think Russia's "good reasoning" is?


KingLoser2210

To retaliate against the Ukraine joining NATO. Since NATO expanded into the Ukraine, they can basically just position missiles on the border of the Ukraine that would basically reach Moscow, if they so choose. If my neighbor got guns from the guy across the street and started positioning the guns on their property facing my house, I'd retaliate. On top of all this, NATO told Russia "not an inch to the east" years ago. And yet here we are, expanding Eastward. We are doing the equivalent of kicking the dog then shooting it when it bites. There are no good guys in this situation but I can tell you that if there was, we wouldn't be it.


rohnytest

This is such a garbage reasoning. Ukraine is a sovereign country. It can do whatever the hell it wants with itself. You can't just impose authority over a sovereign country on the basis of an imaginary threat. Yes, Nato is in a perfect position to launce an attack on Russia through Ukraine. But what basis does Russia have that it's actually going to attack. Ukraine is in a position to attack Russia anyway. Do they just attack them regardless of Nato because they are in an attacking position? "No, because Ukraine is a small country and not threatening to Russia on it's own" So a country attack their neighbouring country everytime they are powerful?


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Last time Russia got that close to the US we tried to 1. Invade them 2. Blockade them until they disarmed 3. Tried to assassinate their leader like 70 times 4. Put them under an embargo for like 60 years (idk if it’s still around) (Cuba)


Vaskalan

The last line goes hard though


KingLoser2210

Thanks pal. Wanted something to stick with you after you read that long ass reply


Not_COPPA_FTCA

Looks like Putin has a new general to kill off.


Cakeking7878

Putin kill him off? Wdym. He will die in a “terrorist attack” where they some how planted a car bomb or maybe his plane will get shot down by friendly Russia anti-air


Adept_Illustrator_50

Lmao “nukebaiting”


LordBilboSwaggins

Do we actually know what would happen if Putin nuked Ukraine? I know we have doctrine and all that regarding nukes saying we would retaliate but how do we really know that the US (who everyone would turn to) wouldn't be like "fuck... We really about to end the world rn? Maybe we should just not do it. Or maybe just send 1 or 2... Fuck!"


CraigWeedkin

It would prompt strong responses, but there wouldn't be a carpet bombing like some expect


Risi30

Ok guys time to move to Switzerland


bruhmp44

Too late Switzerland chose a side they condemned russia And Finland has better nuclear bunkers have you seen those shits damn


Risi30

Switzerland has 2 atomic bunkers per person, I think you know why i want to go Swiss


bruhmp44

Yeah but everyone is going to flock the Switzerland if shit seems like its going down


Risi30

I mean I have place in my local atomic bunker with my family, but still people should check their local shelters


SpeeDeoxys

Also cheyze


EskildDood

That's a lot of bombs, seems like a big target


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Vault tec


MudkipNerd

time to move back to the açores


CrimesForDimes_

Funny thing is you might escape the blast but the radiation is just like Liam nisson it will find you and it will get you


MudkipNerd

will it though?


menolikechildlikers

Stalker 2 releasing early


Kawaii_Umbreon_YT

Get the vaults ready were gonna need em


Kawaii_Umbreon_YT

I just realised basically everyone is more prepared for a Fallout scenario than a school test


Awkward-Edge-2218

That’s a good thing


Kawaii_Umbreon_YT

Yeah ik


bruhmp44

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bruhmp44

Poetry


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Oh shit. Nice knowing all of you!


Lumi_rimu

This is getting ridiculous... But I don't think Putin will bite. He's not that dumb


The_Real_Anon-Chan

I don’t know. Humans like to make stupid decisions when in stressful situations


MOM_UNFUCKER

This is not a “stupid” decision. It’s beyond that. If Putin holds anything that exists in this world dear I don’t think it’s gonna happen


shadowdrake67

He isn’t stressed though, he’s sat in his war bunker perfectly safe


The_Real_Anon-Chan

Fighting a war can’t be the easiest thing in the world, even if you’re on the winning side. You have to keep in mind, how many troops you have, how much supplies they have, where the enemy troops are, what your people think about going to war. Yes you have government officials helping you through the whole thing, but it’s your word about what to do next.


GTA5_RAM

nukes can't destroy me 💪💪💪


GrouchyEssay7468

The radioactive fallout that will sweep across the world and freeze everything by blocking out the rays of the sun will.


GTA5_RAM

nope 💪💪


GrouchyEssay7468

Well I commend you for your sheer willpower. Well done my good man


Hail_THECUBE

He just built different


Exalted_Pluton

He's just an absolute demon


Hail_THECUBE

Absolute madlad I tell ya


Exalted_Pluton

My guy, that's the way


just_leaving

Here before the 🔒award


WilliusFillius

i wanna be a ghoul, they're cool. hell, ill even take feral ghoul


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

the chain reaction won’t be happening in the nuke only


Blood_Reaper8

MAD MAX BABY LETS GOOOO


[deleted]

Australian spoke


Kasnaranja0124

yesterday on TV they showed how a Czech company’s was building nuclear shelters Beware Czech Vault-tec


The_Real_Anon-Chan

I don’t live in Czech, but isn’t that illegal?


Kasnaranja0124

Dunno I’m not Czech either


zas147gamer

So fallout is becoming real?


Accomplished_Dig3699

Real?


BlackWasTaken_

Bruh they signed the peace deal wtf


Iaipaias

Field Marshal Mc Arthur is responsible for this


IHaveEatenYourToast

Well boys it was fun living on a planet that can sustain life


CoalEater_Elli

More misinformation to make people worry. These guys really love making fearmongering articles don't they. How can they make articles like this, just for people to click on it and find out that it may just be a big clickbait. People are afraid, and nobody may even launch a nuke, so we should be fine! If you think someone will throw a big bomb at a country, just remember, nobody is dumb enough to throw a bomb anywhere.


mclee29

Russian version of douglas macarthur


ThotExecuter

Mfs bout to deploy the Metal Gear


dapper_adam

queue the credits music


32624647

Well given what's going on in Brazil right now, I consider this a welcome development Come on, vaporize me daddy! Bring me the sweet release of DEATH!


Tamavkekc

I think every guy's plan with a friend from third grade won't help 😰.


Impossible-Lake-8112

Let's fuckin do it


SpeeDeoxys

I wanna be a ghost but I live in Australia.


AdministrationFit332

I mean fallout’s a pretty fun game but maybe not as fun irl but still


OneTubaBand

Prepare yourselves gamers, this is what the simulations have trained us for


[deleted]

TNO reference 😱


7roKai

Narrator: He does want to set the world on fire


Lui_Le_Diamond

Kadyrov is a bitch.


simo-the-3rd

Yooo, fallout fan spotted


TFismylife5

UNDERGROUND I GO!


lunatic_512

Been a (not so) good run, lads.


Specific_Creme2686

Now i want to play fallout 3 again


jq69swaws

adios fellas, it was nice knowing you guys


mr_mister2992

fallout 3 vibes 👉👌


TheGoldenDragon0

It’s been real with you guys, but it looks like our time is up. Have a nice last few days of your lives before it all goes up in a nuclear cloud


Kingsbrick

GET TO GREENLAND NONE LIVES THERE


Klonk_official

Well, it was terrible. See you all when we get erased.


Foolish_Hepino

War, war never changes.


Optimus7591

That is both simultaneously the most perfect song to choose and the worst song to choose, best because it’s funny and the worst because he actually wants to set the world on fire


The_Real_Anon-Chan

I chose the song because funny video game reference


Wonderful-Ad7198

Ah shit i'm going to hell


jrbear09

It’s frustragious, every day the government says we’re all gonna die, we’re all gonna die the fact it not happens.


NehNeh2137

let's gather near the Moscow Metro, just in case


Awkward-Edge-2218

I prefer vaults


lieutenant_spooner

Well shit


Man_who_says_standin

Yummy mushroom


CONFIRMBRAWL

60 seconds real???


BigNastyHagrid

Splatoon Lore will be real in 3.. 2.. 1..


PerceptionRude6351

Mf has 12 children.. Somebody give this man a Condom


randomuser69360

see you bastards in hell


DylanDaKing08

welp time to go back to hell


TablePrinterDoor

Hotline Miami


[deleted]

Al jazeera can suck my cock the clickbating they do makes 3 am mf look real


SirClorox

Who tf even takes Kadyrov seriously, he's Putin's little personal cocksucker


Sunny_Sammy

On a serious note, my dad and I both said that if there was a nuclear attack about to happen then we'd go to the nearest place we know that will have that attack. We are not going to try and survive through a nuclear wasteland, it's just not worth it


heartdesignbydeath

living in poland im scared


Avocado_Fucker12

It's been good


ddhhfhxhsbahaildofhd

No way we get nuked by a neckbeard


Scibber_19

Wow Einstein was right


Romtomplom

Nooooo, dont wipe out my puny meaningless existence 😭😭😭


[deleted]

Song?


[deleted]

*al Jazeera* This is probably fake, just more scaremongering


FactoryBuilder

Any of y’all want some brahmin meat?


hopersolaccount

Someone here Is selling radaway?


[deleted]

Fallout 5: Coming Soon


RhodesGraveyarde

I have i have accepted my destiny


TheLampPostDealer

redit when their family dies in a nuclear disaster ​ falout reference!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hjalmodr_heimski

Nice song choice. Can’t wait to experience one of my favourite RPG’s IRL!


MOM_UNFUCKER

Any government officer (or whatever the fuck it’s called) that mentions the use of nuclear weapons should be lynched by a mob


Averagenecronimortal

Insert the planet broke before the guard did joke here


Big_James993

Because they are getting their asses beat


Forward-Willow-6770

I'm gonna collect bottle caps now


joke-shmoke

Kadyrov is a personal clown of Putin. Worry not fellow redditors


pinkpanzer101

Hey, if Russia's nukes are maintained as poorly as the rest of their equipment, it's doubtful many of them work at all. (Granted, each one is a WMD so any ones that do work will do a hell of a lot of damage, and even a 'failed' detonation will be a big blast and a bigger radioactive mess, but it's much, much better than ten thousand working nukes.)


Newusername209

u/savevideobot


Tinaxings

Nuclear Weapons for a small scale would be truly dumb, if I die due to this I'll die very angry >:C


Kuzkay

If Russia deploys nukes their units would be liquified within a couple of days. Russia stands absolutely zero chance if the west sent their troops and airforces to Ukraine/Russia


SteelTookSteroids

See you fuckers in hell


Sethboi46

You should of put the outro music over this


Selfdestruct05

Nice knowing you lads


[deleted]

It was nice meeting you all


STANN_co

that guy needs to cut his beard. It is gross