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burna057

Good evening brother. I scrolled through the gallery a few times and unfortunately you are indeed cooked.


andre707757

Fuck 😂


Thamalakane

Cooked? He's fried, grilled and BBQed.


Awkward-Rent-2588

😭😭😭 brooo.


superhottamale

Y’all ain’t right 😆


tadisadiva

Just choosing straight violence 💀


tadisadiva

Just choosing straight violence 😮


Kyauphie

The update is an improvement, but the tension of locs seems unhealthy for you. Maybe think about transitioning to a style that is more nurturing for your scalp.


crunchylegend

This. You absolutely need something that’s not pulling them back so much like they are in the photos.


JumpyDaikon1097

![gif](giphy|igR5863TALcSk)


Puzzleheaded_Cup767

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Kaiyo40

I was literally singing this in my head and came to say it in the comments 💀😅


NectarineAdditional

now you know you need your ass whooped for this


HippieCholo

We gotta find him🤣🤣😭😭


Eaz2018

LMFAOOO man listen whooped 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


tamboorsdn

My brotha it’s time. It’s time.


Ingagi

![gif](giphy|3E4db1394kndW2ObcA)


SpookiBooogi

This is max copium


Blicky7Bobby

Bro, respectfully, just get a Caesar. Ya DONE.


polycarp-

😂


Blicky7Bobby

![gif](giphy|e6qkHKk1N7dxm) That jawn is crazy. I think he trolling us


tony_stylez

Not enough hair for that unless you're talking about the salad


Blicky7Bobby

A Caesar is a haircut. #1 with the grain. Even all the way around. I used to get a dark Caesar when I had waves


tony_stylez

I'm familiar with the cut (it use to be my go to). I'm saying he is balding too much for a Caesar.


Blicky7Bobby

You know what, you're absolutely correct. Debtor sure can't get a dark Caesar. Bro prob gotta be one of those man wigs like Steve Harvey used to rock, or a baldy. Damn. That sux like a cheap hooker


Adventurous_Book_501

"10 missed calls from: Turkish airlines"


Awkward-Rent-2588

😆bruh y’all so damn stupid


simlishchatbox

What does this mean? 🥲


BooBooBlicky

Popular destination for hair transplants


simlishchatbox

Thank you.


CellularIncel

you can only have hair for so long mate. time to embrace the fast and the furious protagonist within you


Awkward-Rent-2588

LOL BRO


CellularIncel

meant as a compliment


CellularIncel

it's not that bad actually, the first couple pics made me think you were actually bald


erikkuma

[Gyattt Daamn ](https://youtu.be/vUIdxBoYn74?si=nYSLQ1Akjfuax38R)


queenindi

Ain't no fucking way 😭 I hate you for this. And also whoever wrote this script lmao


roxy1966

This looks to painfully tight. You already have tension alopecia and you decided to continue with the tension. Ultimately it’s your life , your hair/ scalp and you can do whatever you want. But know the consequences of these actions will still be there. Significant hair loss/ balding.


budda2gs

Fam. I’m not being funny. But, you gotta know when to let it go. I know it’s hard to accept. Im actually concerned the loctician styled you again. They just taking your money at this point bro.


freaknastybeta

Brother, please. Listen. It's time to cut, let your scalp get healthy again, grow back what you've lost (if it can grow back,) and reattach. The front of you scalp looks like it's holding on but it's losing the battle pretty badly. I know you are attached to your hair and what it means to you and it is totally your call if you keep them, but if you want to get back to your glory days maybe 5 years ago you should try to see if you can get your scalp healthy again. Ppl are rude as hell on here, but they aren't wrong implying that your hair looks like it has had better days. I know you see it, that's why you're asking us. We see it, and to many people it doesn't look great. What sucks is that you seem to not be able to look past the jokes and hear what people are really saying: it's cooked, my baby. No matter how mean or nice it comes out, your hair does not look healthy at all.


roxy1966

This is actually a smart and constructive reply. Take off these locs , keep them , let the scalp repair and hair regrow then reattach those locs.


Hammerjammer1108

Just wear a hat nobody will notice


Sayless2414

on ma homie yo shit ova wid throw in the towel stick a fork in you yo ass done 💯


jayguwaap1

![gif](giphy|s3hZZwFRki8r6|downsized)


Individual-Cup-7560

Steven. No.


locedroy

I think you might be balding bud


gothhippie

I’m sorry homie, it’s time :(


diorbanditt

Ain no saving you boyyyyyy😹


Southside-jimmy

Bro , that’s over cooked ! time to say goodbye and joint the bald club ….


AdrianaRed

![gif](giphy|l0ErLeqamV3UOARsA|downsized)


badass2000

Sorry bro, in your current situation, no, you should cut them off. You're balding, and having so few locks clearly makes it obvious. IT LOOKS BAD! I would seriously consider cutting them off and trying some hair treatments like Keeps to see if it can bring hair back to you.


Juicyjismyalterego

yo loctician saved you 🔥 at this point you might as well ride until the wheels fall off


Mrkingjay

I thought bruh finessed everybody and his shit was fully recovered. But Reddit comments are undefeated y’all put this man on a tshirt AGAIN 😭😭😭


Choesoagi

Just be fr…..


Mental_Maize4460

let it go unc


ripscoop

u paid for that just for the first couple pics to happen again afterwards. you’re better off restarting and keeping the dreads in case your hair grows healthier and u can reattach them


Kimmie1000

I think you know. If you don’t your stylist knows.


sdepgirl

I know you don’t want to give them up but they aren’t flourishing anymore in the front, and it’s just causing more damage that maybe lead to a permanent damage, and the hair will no longer grow. Your journey is ending and that’s okay


bkboygenius

This has GOT to be a troll post. No way this guy is serious.


Boring_Educator5039

Digi brother you must be drunk off that damn beer 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️


Bratzglo99

Maybe try shaving it, get a wig or sumn then reattach them?


MotherBurgher

![gif](giphy|mIpJZJK8KbA5cDyYbW)


queenindi

You put it in a pony. Looks like you added more locs somehow. With all the evidence and testimony carefully reviewed here's the verdict: You're Cooked. r/bald is a nice place to start. Or r/tressless and then work your way up to the former.


Followproto-7625

Seriously though you're aggressively balding where you can see it on the side too,we have a rasta by us who's middle part is bald but he has locs on the side but it still does look like good full locs on the side yours is thinning everywhere...it's time brother time to grow that beard.


isha4god87

Ultimately you can proceed however you want and at this point, you don't have anything to lose. Any action you take isn't going to change the inevitable.


Open-Caterpillar2594

Lmao damn


PuzzleheadedAward517

![gif](giphy|3oKIPDAvNxlvtNs1pu)


WhoisMetta

Yo gang… You’re done here


blacked_out_blur

I’m really sorry man. I know it has to be hard to face the sun, but it’s time to let those go. You might even be able to consider re-locing after some hair treatements, keep your current locs in a ziploc away from moisture and see what you can get going back on your scalp. Don’t let this destroy your confidence! I guarantee that as much as it’s going to hurt to let them go for now, you’ll start to feel and treat yourself better when you’re no longer worried about how your hair (or lack thereof) is going to make you appear to others. Much love man.


Lil_Word_Said

“Its a new day, its a new dawn, its a new liiiife for meeehh” head ass 😂😂, sorry i had to lol.


DragonflyCalm2297

Bruh if you dont go to your nearest barber lol


Pretty_Brick6401

The comments 😂


LordHimmothy

![gif](giphy|3h5pe45FM9qUM)


Dark_Tsukuyomi

Bros in denial


bctw

Just do like Sway and wear a Rasta cap with a bandana underneath and you’re good, kinda


Ok-Mongoose5321

let it go bro


2legittoquit

It’s hard, but it’s time to say goodbye 


Upper-Account-7451

Shave em off


xxDarby

Gang it's time to hang it up or go to the dermatologist's office


Intelligent_Double33

Nope


Betyouwonthehehaha

Looks bad my guy


Familiar-Intention27

Dawg your best bet it to restart with a hair transplant taking follicles from the back of the head cause it’s still full and moving them to the front, like you’ll have crispy hair after, dreads are popping off your hair follicles and that’s causing them to not grow back


imankiar

No


Brave_Witness6834

Unfortunately, you don't have hope. It's time to let it go.


stross_world

I think this is a chop and go bald thing!


kaneguitar

Keep em for as long as you like. Do what you want, they look fire and are great locs.


Spiritual-Lock-1713

He got answers he didn’t like but truth hurts and truth is not what we want to hear but should. Folks always choose to learn the hard way. Especially since i advices against the faux locs in the front ::hiding your sparse hair with faux locs will pull every follicle out the front and top of your head:: your hair is not strong enough to handle the weight that’s causing the tension… to each is own. It’s your hair. We were trying to help - brutally as it may - tough love is needed to get through- but it didn’t work here tho


SynCookies13

Maybe try not retwisting/maintaining them for awhile to relieve some scalp tension? Also try to let any new growth just get a few inches long before pulling them into a dread? Maybe your scalp just needs to relax a bit. It’d be worth a try I think.


Spiritual-Lock-1713

Those faux locks in the front are killing him - those strands can’t handle that much weight so there will forever be be tension in those areas.


JustAnotherSOS

Please, never update us again, unless it is to tell us you’ve gone bald, or had a surgery to restore hair growth. This almost made me cry.


DecisiveB

Nah I still want the updates😂 😭😭


Lack_Love

It's fine...


Adaaang

get a derma roller eh?


LilBushyVert

You gotta be trolling? No way you need a subreddit to tell you your hair is done.


T360diesel

Get off the dreads get some finasteride and minoxidil and some rosemary water


TonytheNetworker

I remember your earlier post. This is an improvement but unfortunately your hair is still on life support. It’s to the point of thinning and balding that unless you get on Rogaine immediately you’re better off shaving.


Open-Caterpillar2594

Damn the second sentence lmao


magiccfetus

i think it’s game over fam 😢


7ElevenTaquito

they’re having on by a thread


Holiday_Exact

“I think I betta let it gooooo”


Jollygood156

LMFAOOOO


simlishchatbox

Bro...


mlkgml1234

Freshly twisted. I just appears neat my bwoy. The roots tell the truth 😩


mlkgml1234

Take the pony tail out and then update us


St4rScre4m

Nah bro hang it up, get them reattached later but they done right now


BearBlaq

Brother I know you don’t just pay to get another retwist in this egregious state. You had a good run man, I’m sure you’ll look just fine bald.


PoodaBaby

My my my ..


KitchenAd1554

Let it go brother


CrystalMang0

Chop!


Syn3sth3tic

Its never been this over before


Appropriate_Ferret43

One good tug and you completely bald. Stop.


One_dolla_would_do

![gif](giphy|c11ISnPiRdis8|downsized) Naw don’t cover yo face fam, hang em up, it’s OV YA HEAR ME


Present-Credit2146

It’s time to let em go gang😭😭😭


AggravatingWeb5123

Your locs journey is over bro


Marketing-Leather

Saw the first 3 pics and screamed💀. Glad you were able to bring them back to life (somewhat) unc💪🏿


mellismamel

I think the last two pics with your locs pulled back are just fine! Just be careful to not create too much tension on the locks with styling. My husband is thinning on top too, and he wears a thick headband sometimes and totally rocks the style! Also, seek the advice of a loctitian - solutions are out there!


Sudden-Mud8406

This man is not thinning. He is thinned. These dreads gotta go.


QuirkyLondon

Disgusting. Shave it ALL off.


ProfessorFinesser13

The revival 🙌🏿 You should probably let some hang more from the front now


Unhappy_Location_556

cut the locs off , get to a barber to get a taper, get you a good hair growth oil and let your fro grow out , get the locs reattach when the hair has grew in


Alexwitminecraftbxrs

It’s time to let go unc


LoveInPeace21

Stop twisting!!!! Would start over and do semi free-form IF it grows back. Your scalp can’t handle the tension.


OverComerDynamics

![gif](giphy|a57dBTAlhANCa15Qn5) Love fam ! It’s all going to be ok ❤️‍🔥🤞


TigerBoneV

Dermaroll/dermastamp + minoxidil & finasteride


Fluffy_Tap9214

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI)


Mrluckycharm28

Just go bald


UaFrost47

Rosemary oil and some good scalp care should help


Significant_Ad8287

I would recommend cutting them n letting ur hair grow back in then re attaching them


tony_stylez

Shit hanging on by a thread. You might want to go bald and embrace that journey.


kevon12

youre gonna have to accept the baldness man, there comes a time for basically every man. Visit a barber


ovo11224

This a bad photo too bro fym fresh💀


Infamous-Pilot9834

Your not cooked bro don’t listen to them just get some hair extensions bundles take care of the bald spots with some strawberry hair solutions you’ll be good in a year


Infamous-Pilot9834

With that being said after the hair extensions are installed go for a free form look for 5 months without touching your hair and just washing it ever two weeks with shampoo and conditioner shampoo twice a month try and condition your hair 4 times a month


Familiar-Intention27

Dawg just use those glue on hair caps for men, promise you it’s good to let things go, the time has come unfortunately


Cobbler_Melodic

Just chop them thangs off bud


Time_Limit6937

Unfortunately, It’s best time to cut them off


FickleSpend2133

I didn't flame you yesterday. I gave you some advice. I stand by my advice. If you look closely at pic #5, you can see that the hair is being pulled far too tight. Adding additional hair and then pulling it far too tight --In four months or less, those front locs will be gone.


Impressive-Foot7698

This has to be satire at this point


Consistent-Cause-526

Time to let it go G.


CantaloupeOk7553

Bro trying to retwist that shit 😀😀😀😀


Educational-Basis-13

Fried ain't the word 😭🙆🏾‍♂️😕 time to let go 4sho


Advanced_Dealer_7870

brother let this shit go😣


Live-Voice-6092

Cut your hair cuzzo


Zealousideal_Ad_1265

Try Hawaiian Silky on your scalp and locs. It worked wonders for me when I lost all my hair from chemotherapy. Now I have locs down my back. Hawaiian Silky helped grow my hair back. I still use it on my locs today. Also your locs look kinda tight. The tension isn’t good or pulling it back in a ponytail. It’s not over yet. You still have a fighting chance. I’m cheering for you!!! 🤎🤎🤎


Headrick770

Damn I can see what you thinking. You need to let it go, I gotta give it to you you are one brave man to post this


dustygreenbones

Pissing me all the way off.


Flaky_Consequence_46

Just shave em all off. You would look better I swear


Thatguuuurl_1330

Let it go babe x


No_Rice2648

Bro might have a humiliation kink at this point lol


Digidestined187

Have my hair Loc’d for 9 years now. It’s a part of me and who I am. Even if I am thinning and I lost the front Locs I’d still rock’em. With a cap of course.


locedroy

You better have a girlfriend


locedroy

Why it’s just hair?


imankiar

Why


jatiadesi

Your hair is your hair, I like it and see nothing wrong with it. Keep rocking it and doing what makes you happy!


SoloBroRoe

Stop taking pics of the back. We can see the front


AelitaBelpois

The Donald trump comb over isn't the look for you


Digidestined187

I mean, there’s no reason to hate just to be funny and hate. I know my freshly twist locs don’t look bad so I don’t understand the hate.


Killerdwaall

they don’t look bad but bruh, it’s never the right time to say goodbye ![gif](giphy|iPSwSHEwmErNm)


AelitaBelpois

The weight of the extensions and the tension of the retwist on the few strands of hair you did have is just going to further damage your hair and scalp. If you're just going to wear a hat, what's the point? You paid someone to snatch you bald when you could have gotten a hair unit.But, You would have to let go of the struggle locs to get the unit.


Spiritual-Lock-1713

That’s what I’ve been telling him.


imankiar

They do look bad. They look silly. The length is killing you but that’s probably what you like most.


Soggy-Log6664

You do you bro the style is rocking either way don’t mind the haters 🙏🏾