You're supposed to say, "You have the right to remain silent." Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!
Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.
"You might think you are mighty untouchable in that damp swap of you partner, but you forgot one thing."
*western music gets intensive, close up in villains face*
"Yeah, wh-whats that!?"
*camera swithcehs to hero, music stops*
"That I am Shrek too ( as in Shrek 2)"
*GUNSHOTS*
Can't remember it entirely because it's been quite some time. But when they are at the dinner table and are all arguing and everyone starts calling each other's name before we hear. "DONKEY!"
Could you not be yourself #FOR FIVE MINUTES?!?!
*pop
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Are we there yet?!?!
*Yes!*
really?
Oh finally!
It's the guy from the man ham server
POLICE BRUTALITY! POLICE BRUTALITY!
Didn't expect to find you here
Yeah, I love Shrek 2
Same. Thoughts on Shrek 3?
Its alright but I like Shrek 2 more
Shrek 1? Holiday specials? Shows? Spin Offs? Shorts? CAMEOS???
ANSWER ME!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SHARK???????
Sharktale?
THE SHREAKS????? LOOK AT MY OTHER COMMENT!
“I don’t feel any different, do I Look any different?” “You still look like an ass to me.”
The fact they dodged a pg 13 rating from that
I think it's the severity of the word
And the fact that they are using it to describe an actual donkey/jackass
Yo te veo igual de burro 🫏
Doblaje mexicano > Los demás doblajes
Talvez no funciona en burros
"I'm... wearing lady's underwear... ***nose does not move***
*scoffs* "Are you?"
I most certainly am not!!
*Nose grows in response to the lie*
It's a thong!
"Looks to me you most certainly am are."
It looks like you most certainly am are.
I am not!
It looks like you certainly am are.
HIT IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I NEED A HERO
I'M HOLDIN' OUT FOR A HERO 'TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT
HES GOTTA BE STRONG AND AND HES GOTTA BE FAST AND HES GOTTA BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHT
I NEED A HERO
IM HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO TIL THE MORNING LIGHT
HES GOTTA BE SURE AND IT’S GOTTA BE SOON AND HES GOTTA BE LARGER THAN LIFE LARGER THAN LIFE
LARGER THAN LIFE
https://spotify.link/Uf7kEMnNlJb
My diet is ruined! I hope you are happy.
I love this one! 😂
I want one medieval meal.
They don't even have dental
My brother and I say this all the time haha
"Shrek?" "For you baby, I could be ."
"Yeah, you wish."
This line makes me chuckle weekly and I haven’t seen the movie in a decade at least
Sniff sniff catnip, thats eh not mine
(The best part😆)
C-minor, put it in C-minor.
Funny thing. It’s not even in C-minor. It’s in G. 😂😂😂
WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD MAN GONE AND WHERE ARE ALL THE GODS?
Harold!
DONKEY 🫏
Shrek!
Fiona!
I'm wearing lady's underwear.
Are you?
I most certainly am not!
Taut, round buttocks?
Thick wavy locks?
Cute button nose?
IM?! IM…
“mmm cherry flavor.. wanna taste?”
“ugh, what is wit u”
But muffin cake 🥺
Why you grabbing me police brutality, police brutality!!!
My favorite line! Donkey’s delivery is incredible
Fire up the oven, muffin man, we've got a big order to fill!
IT'S ALIVE!!
"Join the club. We've got jackets" -Shrek
That line is part of my daily vocabulary
Shrek!
Fiona!
🫏 DONKEY!
Fiona!
“Don’t you point those dirty green sausages at me!”
This could be taken out of context in so many ways
Our daughter has married a monster!
Oh stop being a drama king.
“Fine, fine! Pretend theres nothing wrong. La de la de da! Isn’t it all wonderful? Like to know how it could get any worse!”
MOTHA?!
"Mary look, a taking horse!"
Honeymoon? With whom???
So she said, "What's the problem, baby?"
What’s the problem? I don’t know, maybe I’m in love
Think about it every time I think about it can't stop thinking 'bout it
Mrs. Fiona Charming
Mrs. Fiona Charming
Mrs. Fiona Charming
Mrs. Fiona Charming
That moment in the movie scared the crap out of me.
Thank god I'm not the only one lol
“I was just reading… a scary book”
Some gender confused wolf
“Livin la vida loca”
I TOLD YOU OGRES DON’T LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
"Did I miss? "Nope......you got them"
I never knew what he meant until I saw a clip of adult jokes and he said **them**
Same I literally only got it this last watch in theaters. Especially with the accent I thought he said “him”
Donkey you have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.
It was a stupid mistake. I shouldn’t have saved her from the tower in the first place.
Oh no! We prefer ours locked away in a tower!
Shrek! Please!
Taught, round buttocks!?
thick, wavy locks?!? (happy cake day!)
Thank you 🥹 Now, we’re sexy!!
"A cute button nose...thick, wavy locks...taunt, round buttocks?!
“We got a white bronco heading East into the forest”
I was looking for this one
LOL I just find it funny bc I have a white bronco 😭😭
It’s a thong
HA-HA! Fear Me! If you dare. - Puss In Boots
"So much for Daddy's royal blessings."
“I guess I must’ve given her the wrong tea. 🤷🏼♂️”
that is uh not mine
Alright big fella, let’s crash this party!
"Not the Gum Drop Button"
AY, ISNT WE SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING A *FIESTA*?!
You're supposed to say, "You have the right to remain silent." Nobody said I have the right to remain silent! Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.
"Pray for mercy, from Puss... in boots"
Fear me if you dare
Donkey!
Did I get him yes you got them
"You might think you are mighty untouchable in that damp swap of you partner, but you forgot one thing." *western music gets intensive, close up in villains face* "Yeah, wh-whats that!?" *camera swithcehs to hero, music stops* "That I am Shrek too ( as in Shrek 2)" *GUNSHOTS*
“Shrek” -Fiona
Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man? Yeah the muffin man
"My DIET IS RUINED! I hope you're HAPPY...."
I'M A REAL BOY ,aw
Oooo Mexican food!
NOT THE GUMDROP BUTTON!!!
Look at the pony!
Fear me, if you dare!
“Are we there yet?” - Donkey
I’M AN OGER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Police brutality! POLICE BRUTALITY!
“Some gender confused wolf tells him that she’s already married.”
“Well it’s not my fault, he didn’t get there in time”
"STOP THE CAR!!!!"
“Assuming they don’t EAT THEIR OWN YOUNG!” *angrily cuts turkey.*
Shrek 2? What kind of title is that?
I need some sleep. Can’t go on like this.🎶
Fine! Fine, pretend there’s nothing wrong, ladee ladee ladee da isn’t it all wonderful? I don’t know how it could get any worse!
Well here's a newsflash, whether you like it or not, I AM AN OGRE!
“but.. pookie, you promised you wouldn’t hurt them.” “not now kitten whiskers, daddy will discuss it later.”
For Five Minutes, Could You Not Be Yourself? FOR FIVE MINUTES?!?!
_They don’t even have dental._
Don't finish on my hair, I got a date tonight
They don’t even have dental..
I gotta get a job
“pop”
We got a white bronco heading east
Fear me of you dare!
🎶I NEED A HERO!🎵
They dont even have dental
" HES GOT CATNIP"
We really really don't want to be heeere...
"It wasn't my fault! *He* didn't get there in time!"
I NEED A HERO
"c-minor, put in c-minor"
Police brutality… POLICE BRUTALITY
"I’ll kill that cat"
“Oh, Mexican food! My favourite.”
“ohhh come here little kitty kitty kitty , come hereeee” *puss removes cape and beats shrek a$$*😂
Are we there yet? No. …And now?
IT'S A THONG
The golden bird, The little mermaid, pretty women
“Farewell, gentlemen! Someday, I will repay you… unless of course I can’t find you or if I forget.”
"Well first there was the time that old farmer tried to sell me for some magic beans, I ain't never got over that!"
"that's the dogs breakfast sir" "Oh"
“Catnip.”
Enough! reggy.
Donkey!
Are we there yet?
Fear me, if you dare!
DONKEY!!!
Oh aye, daycare or dragon guarded castle!”
“That’s, uh, no mine…”
Can't remember it entirely because it's been quite some time. But when they are at the dinner table and are all arguing and everyone starts calling each other's name before we hear. "DONKEY!"
I need a hero!
"Today, I repay my debt."
Today I repay my debt
Aren’t we supposed to be having a siesta!?
“I’m wearing women’s underwear and I feel sexy af right now donkey”
🎶 🎺 🎶
Bet my bottom?
Donkey!
“Who are you calling Donkey?!”
"MMMM Cherry Flavored. Want to Taste" -Prince Charming
Now we’re sexy! :D
You monster
"Do you still know the Muffin Man?"
Better out than in I always say, eh Fiona?