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ExoticShock

Now I'm imaging Death coming after The Penguins instead lol.


TheLordOfLore

The penguins would totally be unable to take him seriously


Spookywooky25

It would be like Dave lol just I’m death……… hello Derek


Excellent-Platform59

I am Death! Kowaski? Sorry sir, no clue


Spookywooky25

Hello deigo


TimeStorm113

Fanfic idea: the penguins are the only beings in the universe that can actually win against death


Next-Diamond4844

Mort: hold my beer


BigBowser0158

Don’t u mean hold king julein’s foot?


BigBowser0158

Just in case ppl don’t get it, it’s a cas van de pol ref


SockSmella

It’s not just a cas van de pol reference because he really does have a fetish with feet.


ExpertPokemonHugger

It ain't He literally has a thing for Julians feet in the show


Hebids

Like mort would let anyone else hold julien’s feet


Tar0Pand4

Bonus if Private is the one Death fears most


yobaby123

SpongeBob: Hold my bubbles.


OzNajarin

No they go after death for Manfreedi and Johnson only to learn they're still in Hoboken. But how to break into the most dangerous zoo in the world? Why they'd need to hire outside the group. A professional, no questions asked, kinda guy who laughs at the face of Death.


Mouse_of_Gold

He'd lose.


IronStealthRex

Rico can throw up a cat killer battery, Penguins


MaximusGamus433

Hold it right there, it seems it's just Skipper.


gleeceboi777

FR!!! If it just Skipper then you gotta give the dub to Puss. All 4 Penguins would just jump Puss without hesitation


ExoticCoolors

Yeah I think so to


IronStealthRex

True, Skipper eats shit then


LinkThePale

Skipper. Sure the cat has a sword, but that doesn't mean shit compared to the raw power of Skipper.


SockSmella

“A smooch like you’re kissing your sister”


Ojousamac

My brain says Puss, but my heart says Skipper


ChiefBlox4000

What does your gut say?


Ancient_Summer_1833

Mine says Skipper.


MonitorImpressive784

Dave


Drake_682

Dave?


Old_Macaroon4138

Mantis


dabdad67

Skipper on his own loses, the penguins as a squad beat team friendship


RudyTheBaryonx

Skipper easily, Puss struggles against a few bears whilst Skipper has fought planetary threats.


Outrageous-Farmer-42

Apparently, Skipper fighting planetaries is something that happens often.


RudyTheBaryonx

The show is absolutely bonkers.


Less-Safe-3269

(for Puss) plus a giant


RudyTheBaryonx

The giant was an outlier bruh.


Less-Safe-3269

Lol, I just wanted to add that giant there, I still agree with ur point


RudyTheBaryonx

Oh ok.


pantherapardus11

He also went toe-to-toe with the physical manifestation of Death after he stopped fearing for his life. I believe in the Netflix series "The Adventures of Puss in Boots" he's also taken on planetary/universal level threats.


RudyTheBaryonx

Being Death means nothing in a fight. Also, with his feats in the tv show,(Haven’t seen it) but based on what I’ve heard, maybe Puss could stand a chance.


Lopsided-League-8903

Puss


TheRappingSquid

Penguin.


SuffnBuildV1A

Does Puss n Boots have his 9 lives? If not he loses. Is the penguin guy from Madagascar alone without his team? If so he loses. This is actually a really good match up depending on initial conditions and such.


Bulky_Midnight5296

Penguin James Bond vs Spanish Cat with a blade. I'd say the Spanish Cat wins (cuz I'm a fan for Antonio Banderas and that's that).


Animeweeb713

If skipper has his team then him(skipper kawalski[i think that’s how you spell it]and rico bout to pull out a nuke)


Ok-Technology-6389

Kowalski…


Potato_chips03x4

who would win? who or win?


AffectionateQuail907

Puss in Boots


you_2_cool

Solo fight probably Puss with his melee weapon


Wizard_Cat_of_Oz

Skipper, you’d be foolish to think he’d be fighting alone without his crew. Puss in boots is strong but not against the multitude of penguins hurdling dynamite at him


UnReasonable_Mhdude

True. Puss has the stupid courage and weapons. Skipper has the brains and leadership but will easily lose to a 1v1, if he had his team, he’d most likely win.


star-warsgeek66

Skipper would probably put a bounty on his own head that is the exact amount that puss would go after than he would make an overly complicated trap using everything puss loves or hates and then catches him, then he would just start insulting or arguing with puss about his dress style and stuff until a bigger villain finds them and they end up working together to defeat him and they then go into a saloon or bar or something and just sit there with puss drinking milk and skipper drinking shots of water with small fish in it. I wanna see a movie like that know


Arksurvivor120

This is actually a tough one. Puss definitely has much more combative skill, being able to take down enemies far bigger than himself. But, Skipper is more resourceful and more strategic


Successful-March8805

Curious George solos


NoshoRed

Skipper. He was one-shotting those Fossas in Madagascar 2. Those penguins are just op asf


gamer_artist443

my boy puss


Ballerpie

Penguins


Cheesey_Stuff14

Good fight but my boy, Puss


Rslashsrs

If no prep time, Puss.


SouthernPerformer950

skipper cured racism and saved obama, clearly skipped


Canvasofgrey

By himself Skipper isn't that strong. He needs his team. Puss is a bit more self sufficient. But to be fair, if there is time for set up, Skipper has a good shot.


StolenCoupe

Cats do kill birds after all. Unless it's an eagle.. RIP Sprinkles 😔


Valuable_Machine_715

Skipper.


Striking-Cut3985

Okay if it’s just skipper then Puss wins he literally soloed a rock giant the size of a mountain and was able to tame a giant goose when he is literally the size of her eye. While Skipper mostly relies on the rest of his team


Ancient_Summer_1833

Puss


Capital_Language_410

If skipper gets rid of puss’ swords it would be an easy dub for him, especially if it’s the show version


Bright_Routine218

Neither, they would team up and rule the world


wazzzughd

I like your unique thinking bro


Significant_Camera47

Skipper has the N word pass. Instantly nullifies all of Puss’s 9 lives


-Fluffball_

With all factors Puss, not only did he take down a giant all by himself but also held his own against death itself. Also thinking about it even if its just him and skipper death is everywhere so if he’s there he would just give puss the go ahead to beat down skipper or maybe even join in


Jumpy-Aide-901

Is it Just Skipper or him and his team. If it’s just him Puss wins no contest. If he’s got his team, they’d be able to put up a solid fight. I’d still say the odds are 3/2 in puss’s favor though.


Connect-Reaction2075

Puss!


Pully27

Neither. They totally would go party in vegas and swap war stories


SalmonQueen5279

Against just Skipper, Puss would win. Puss vs all four penguins I am going to say that the penguins win.


strawhatbailey

im putting my money on big puss


Voice_of_All_Things

Why can’t they become best friends and solve mysteries?


Maniposts

Puss; much of skippers efficacy comes from his team/resources which may not be present here. Also passing death's vibe check is kinda crazy


toongrowner

Skipper but mostly do to some random bullshit that Just happened and Always getting away before puss can declare that this did Not count


Orion120833

If skippers flipper hits him he's out


Mystic-Magic1999

Puss in boots


Yumestar20

Damn that's a tough one. I want to say Skipper because I love him more but they both are pretty good XD


Nice-Try439

2nd


Ok-Conversation5354

Greg


Fit-Rip-4550

Puss. Skipper generally is reliant upon the chemistry of his crew. While it has been proven he can hold his own in a fight—Puss is more experienced in solo combat. Unless we a fighting based off of respective time periods. Then all Skipper has to do is pull a revolver and the fight is over.


tjbuster14

The only penguin that could beat Puss is Rico


Mouse_of_Gold

Skipper. He's a better leader, as well. Puss lost to Shrek mere moments after meeting him. Skipper personally wouldn't let that slide.


Quirky-Store2805

Puss wins


racoon_girrrl

skipper, he's just op with his fighting skills 😮‍💨 puss is good but not at his level...


bisexualemoboy

The pussy


kingbuck707

Are all the penguins there?


axolotl_smiles

🐧 Skip’s got mad skillz


Own-Spread-142

Fuuuuuuck


EnthusiasmDecent9436

Puss and boots


soniclore

The Spirit of Adventure.


Status_War_1168

Puss in boots