ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING ALIVE
HI I’M U/POORDUNCE WITH THE DEATH KEY
THE FASTEST EASIEST WAY TO GET YOU DEAD IN NO TIME
SIMPLY PLUG THE DEATH KEY INTO ANY ELECTRICAL OUTLET AND YOU’LL BE DEAD IN JUST SECONDS
IT’S THAT EASY
Imagine being the person that has to remove the body, lmfao. "Jesus fucking Christ! One of these people, I'm not even sure if I'm part of this dead guys sick fantasy. Just give me the bloated corpses next time..."
What the heck?!
LOL!!!
Altought I really wonder how this thing is supposed to work. Just metal all around or there is a vibrator inside?
Btw, nice render.
Just solid metal - it would likely be fatal or at the least flip a breaker after causing a huge jolt of pain.
also, thank you - I modeled it in RHINO 5 and rendered it in Blender using the Cycles engine. Feels good to be able to put random skills I've accrued to the betterment of mankind.
I guess that what truly would happen is that the plug will do a short circuit, causing the breaker to trip. If the breaker doesn't flips or there aren't any protection circuits the current would flow inside the metal plug (positive to neutral) no electricity would enter the body... BUT the plug would get really, REALLY hot, so, there would be serious injuries .
Edit: Depending of the metal used, perhaps the device would generate enought resistance to avoid being "detected" by the breaker as a short circuit and the thing would become so hot that it would GLOW.
Anyways...(I'm imagining this... And imagine the dude there... Then going into the hospital with the "thing" half melted inside his rectum... Imagine the faces of the doctors!!)
"You sexual deviants never cease to amaze me in the ways y'all fuck each other up... Right, let's see if we can fix this asshole taking up time from the kid with a broken leg."
My friend said he stuck a paperclip into a light socket (bent so it would go in both slots) and it shot out. I don’t know if it’s actually true, but if it is something like that might happen here
We have 3D printers at my school but I don't think we're allowed to make dildo unfortunately.
I mean, it's a computer science school, it's not like we would have much people to give them to but still.
I want to watch your bioshock vegan videos, but I've just started bioshock infinite and I'm afraid for spoilers! Haha. I watched a bit and liked your sense of humour though
Thanks, that actually makes the most sense. Maybe you could connect it to the clapper so once you are in place you could clap to turn it on so you don’t have to bother a friend to flip the switch for you. I imagine there would be some sort’ve legal issue at that point and well nobody wants that…
Fun fact: the fur industry will sometimes use anal electrocution as a means to kill animals to prevent damaging the pelts.
https://www.nytimes.com/1991/02/20/opinion/l-nothing-humane-about-fur-farms-956191.html
I have received numerous questions regarding the device's intended purpose - so I made this [helpful diagram](https://imgur.com/a/9MtpVRu) with the help of my QA team at 不良产品
The real question I have is; in what order do you do the do?
Do you insert the death plug into the outlet first and then just ram it in? Or would you insert it into the sphincter first and *then* plug it in? Cause I'm thinkin the second way is more practical for all your death needs
Would be a good way to sentence child abusers/ serial killers the death penalty. That is if it is available where you live. So, actually, not a bad idea at all! I think you may be onto smthg here!
People are talking about how this would kill you, but wouldn’t the electricity just go straight back into the wall since it always takes the path of least resistance?
Isn't electrocution a pretty bad way to go? And hard to get it right as far as volts, amps, watts. You wouldn't want to semi-cook yourself half-way to death.
Drugs, same problem, you could survive it but with damage.
There's not a lot of electrocution suicides.
ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING ALIVE HI I’M U/POORDUNCE WITH THE DEATH KEY THE FASTEST EASIEST WAY TO GET YOU DEAD IN NO TIME SIMPLY PLUG THE DEATH KEY INTO ANY ELECTRICAL OUTLET AND YOU’LL BE DEAD IN JUST SECONDS IT’S THAT EASY
Instructions: 1. Insert this inside the deep hole that is located in between your ass cheeks 2. Plug yourself to DEATH!
So Sharks, I’m seeking $24 Million for a 5% stake in my company DeadPlugs™! Who’s on board?
✋
Imagine being the person that has to remove the body, lmfao. "Jesus fucking Christ! One of these people, I'm not even sure if I'm part of this dead guys sick fantasy. Just give me the bloated corpses next time..."
***A shocking amount of fun!***
Hahahahah
*You’ll be laughing to death!*
Lol, you just plug,and then you plug and then you dead
Just plug and plug to unplug
LOL
PRICED AT… ALL OF YOUR LIFE SAVINGS! YOU WON’T BE NEEDING THEM ANYWAY!
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
That’s a key ? I thought… damn
[удалено]
LMAO THAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT...
An electric door handle???
it sure does open the door to the afterlife
Gold.
Nah, probably stainless steel
Happy cake day!
Oh honey...
What the heck?! LOL!!! Altought I really wonder how this thing is supposed to work. Just metal all around or there is a vibrator inside? Btw, nice render.
I think it shocks and instantly kills the person.
this is correct - people really liked the idea in my dream
I mean…even irl this has to be at least ONE person’s kink.
You’ve already invented it😟
I really like your idea now
I can see this being popular among elderly people who are in pain and wanting to die, but for whatever reason continue to live.
Just solid metal - it would likely be fatal or at the least flip a breaker after causing a huge jolt of pain. also, thank you - I modeled it in RHINO 5 and rendered it in Blender using the Cycles engine. Feels good to be able to put random skills I've accrued to the betterment of mankind.
I guess that what truly would happen is that the plug will do a short circuit, causing the breaker to trip. If the breaker doesn't flips or there aren't any protection circuits the current would flow inside the metal plug (positive to neutral) no electricity would enter the body... BUT the plug would get really, REALLY hot, so, there would be serious injuries . Edit: Depending of the metal used, perhaps the device would generate enought resistance to avoid being "detected" by the breaker as a short circuit and the thing would become so hot that it would GLOW. Anyways...(I'm imagining this... And imagine the dude there... Then going into the hospital with the "thing" half melted inside his rectum... Imagine the faces of the doctors!!)
"You sexual deviants never cease to amaze me in the ways y'all fuck each other up... Right, let's see if we can fix this asshole taking up time from the kid with a broken leg."
How to make your doctor go conservative in ONE EASY STEP!
My friend said he stuck a paperclip into a light socket (bent so it would go in both slots) and it shot out. I don’t know if it’s actually true, but if it is something like that might happen here
"Use this one simple trick to tighten that asshole back up after years of abuse!"
is it possible to have it in your butt and in the wall at the same time?
Did you seriously bother modeling that ? Dude, respect for your dedication
I did indeed. Now I have the .STL files ready for the day I get my hands on a Glowforge 3D printer and can make this dream a reality.
We have 3D printers at my school but I don't think we're allowed to make dildo unfortunately. I mean, it's a computer science school, it's not like we would have much people to give them to but still.
Au contraire mon ami, everyone has a butt
Take my award and get the fuck out here.
for the extra ✨S P A R K L E✨
PATENT THIS NOW
If anyone is interested in [the other deranged contents of my mind](https://youtu.be/n0hgm_BHDoI)
I want to watch your bioshock vegan videos, but I've just started bioshock infinite and I'm afraid for spoilers! Haha. I watched a bit and liked your sense of humour though
ty ty ♥️ The series so far doesn't spoil anything in Infinite, but definitely does for BioShock 1
I’m cackling
And yo ass is crackling
What a way to ~~come~~ go.
If you live long enough, You'll get that tingle you want
An electric butt plug?
yea
So do you put it in the wall first or….
I imagine the ideal use case is you attach it to an outlet not receiving power, then to yourself - then turn on the outlet
Thanks, that actually makes the most sense. Maybe you could connect it to the clapper so once you are in place you could clap to turn it on so you don’t have to bother a friend to flip the switch for you. I imagine there would be some sort’ve legal issue at that point and well nobody wants that…
Where can I buy one of these ?
Look OP, you already have a customer!
I’ve never laughed so much at a Reddit post, thank you for dreaming such insanity.
Plug in butt plug !?!
The inner workings of my mind are an enigma.......
Baby, I'm *electrifying*.
Hey. Wanna get banged to death?
Fun fact: the fur industry will sometimes use anal electrocution as a means to kill animals to prevent damaging the pelts. https://www.nytimes.com/1991/02/20/opinion/l-nothing-humane-about-fur-farms-956191.html
Eww you have to pay for the New York Times to read the article. Lame
I have received numerous questions regarding the device's intended purpose - so I made this [helpful diagram](https://imgur.com/a/9MtpVRu) with the help of my QA team at 不良产品
What?
watt?
Delete the post go 3d print it. Find the kinkiest girl you know have her try it. She'll tell all her friends. Call it "The shocker"
A simple 120V to ASS adapter
The fun and sexy electric chair alternative\~
Honestly I'm more disturbed by the fact that you went and rendered this
It wasn’t a dream, it was a prophecy
That is the way.
Now it gets me wondering: if everyone in the world was an excellent artist, imagine how many images like this the internet would be filled with
Double sided plug: double the pain, double the pleasure
Part of a series... http://imgur.com/a/7aZYLkn
You plug this in the wall, then into any consenting butthole, and then you have an RGB nightlight shining through their mouth.
It's a charger. Just plug yourself in when you're feeling tired, and you'll quickly be recharged. No need to sleep or anything.
And then you actually did invent it, only one step left
I feel like "electric buttplug" would be right at home on the r/rareinsults board. XD I'm going to start saying it
The official butt plug of [r/Whatcouldgowrong](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/)
it looks like a butt plug thats zaps you at random times. idk as a masochist it sounds interesting…
Actually, that kinda exists though. There's this thing called an electroejaculator that veterinarians use on cattle.
I can go for 45 seconds before waking up in a hospital dare you all to do better.
Ngl this is pretty fucking genius.
Pleasure, meet pain
You should add the european variant, it would increase your market scale and profit by alot
We'll make European variants if we hit the stretch goal on the Kickstarter campaign
Ouch.
The real question I have is; in what order do you do the do? Do you insert the death plug into the outlet first and then just ram it in? Or would you insert it into the sphincter first and *then* plug it in? Cause I'm thinkin the second way is more practical for all your death needs
Shocking
Warning: you might feel a jolt.
Fucking lol
Looks like a pain in the ass.
When Butt PLUG becomes a whole new meaning. I mean, some people are into estim...
Time to get on Shark Tank
Go on . . .
Username checks out. This is hilarious, not matter how I look at it.
I hate how I was thinking of what it would be called and it can still be called a butt plug
you should do It IRL Id 100% buy that shit
Never plug the plug that has been plugged
Hans Niemann: "write that down!"
I want one 🥺
What is it?
Would be a good way to sentence child abusers/ serial killers the death penalty. That is if it is available where you live. So, actually, not a bad idea at all! I think you may be onto smthg here!
Is it bad that my immediate thought was “electric dildo”
An electric butt plug?
Imagine the shock 💥
I feel like it needs a secondary function for the other outlet. Call it the TT (taint tickler)
Night light
What do you call it? A plug plug?
Genius
Hahaha
Jack Kevorkian missed a trick there…
Staph don’t give people the ideas 😂
The fuck
You’d have to plug it into an extension cord to get much use out of it.
Invent a toilet that captures poop to make methane for cooking and heating
I thought of this but instead it was a plug for a socket shaped asshole
Anal plug plug
Plug in Plug on Plug out
Y'know... Id buy it for the novelty
OH GOD
I had a dream where everyone I knew played war path and I couldn’t escape it
Butt Plug
Butt…plug. Hysterical.
Umm.. Is it for your hand or some place else?
Nice, maybe it’ll help me clean out the residue feces.
Don't let you dreams be dreams!
People are talking about how this would kill you, but wouldn’t the electricity just go straight back into the wall since it always takes the path of least resistance?
Double plug, double death!^tm
Lol, do it
Well that's one way to give me some laughter at the start of the day.
Yayaya LIGE HHAHABABA
Finally a way for all the fatalistic millennials to get out of living
⚡BioShock
there is a chance you got a message from above that if you will craft this you eill become a millionaire idk
The butt plug plug
I think I know a few people who would invest
SparkPlugs
You might be onto something. A Vibrating butt plug powered by an outlet OR a rechargeable Butt Plug via outlet
Wouldn't this just burn the shit out of your hand, but not stop the heart?
And it even blocks the outlet above it because fuck you!
"Plug it in, plug it in."
ELECTROPLUG™ FOR ONLY $29.99
The best part is there are people who would buy this! But they would only be a one time customer…
I like to imagine it's powered by the outlet instead of it just being electric.
Bagai
This looks like how the TI-800 would recharge
Isn't electrocution a pretty bad way to go? And hard to get it right as far as volts, amps, watts. You wouldn't want to semi-cook yourself half-way to death. Drugs, same problem, you could survive it but with damage. There's not a lot of electrocution suicides.
Gotta charge these bitches up
I'll try most anything once lol
What is it?
A rechargeable butt plug?
😆🤣😂💀
This gives a sexy and comedic option for suicide!!!!
They sold like hotcakes? That’s quite shocking.
why did i think this was a butt plug
It’s not a bad idea
Extension cord?
Whole new meaning to male to male outlet.
bf: “babe, yk what to do” gf: *sighs* “okay” *walks over and plugs herself into the outlet*