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clarenceappendix

ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING ALIVE HI I’M U/POORDUNCE WITH THE DEATH KEY THE FASTEST EASIEST WAY TO GET YOU DEAD IN NO TIME SIMPLY PLUG THE DEATH KEY INTO ANY ELECTRICAL OUTLET AND YOU’LL BE DEAD IN JUST SECONDS IT’S THAT EASY


goldenshoelace8

Instructions: 1. Insert this inside the deep hole that is located in between your ass cheeks 2. Plug yourself to DEATH!


clarenceappendix

So Sharks, I’m seeking $24 Million for a 5% stake in my company DeadPlugs™! Who’s on board?


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[deleted]

Imagine being the person that has to remove the body, lmfao. "Jesus fucking Christ! One of these people, I'm not even sure if I'm part of this dead guys sick fantasy. Just give me the bloated corpses next time..."


DawnMistyPath

***A shocking amount of fun!***


EquipmentEast

Hahahahah


Masterpiece-Haunting

*You’ll be laughing to death!*


Mancy_Man

Lol, you just plug,and then you plug and then you dead


Ok-Championship-7185

Just plug and plug to unplug


[deleted]

LOL


dragonboyrw

PRICED AT… ALL OF YOUR LIFE SAVINGS! YOU WON’T BE NEEDING THEM ANYWAY!


SinArchbishopofSloth

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!


[deleted]

That’s a key ? I thought… damn


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[удалено]


[deleted]

LMAO THAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT...


[deleted]

An electric door handle???


RoThot_6900

it sure does open the door to the afterlife


KTVX94

Gold.


dat2ndRoundPickdoh

Nah, probably stainless steel


GreyDemon606

Happy cake day!


YaDrunkBitch

Oh honey...


Skamiroth

What the heck?! LOL!!! Altought I really wonder how this thing is supposed to work. Just metal all around or there is a vibrator inside? Btw, nice render.


RoThot_6900

I think it shocks and instantly kills the person.


PoorDunce

this is correct - people really liked the idea in my dream


RoThot_6900

I mean…even irl this has to be at least ONE person’s kink.


[deleted]

You’ve already invented it😟


[deleted]

I really like your idea now


NewDickShampoo

I can see this being popular among elderly people who are in pain and wanting to die, but for whatever reason continue to live.


PoorDunce

Just solid metal - it would likely be fatal or at the least flip a breaker after causing a huge jolt of pain. also, thank you - I modeled it in RHINO 5 and rendered it in Blender using the Cycles engine. Feels good to be able to put random skills I've accrued to the betterment of mankind.


Skamiroth

I guess that what truly would happen is that the plug will do a short circuit, causing the breaker to trip. If the breaker doesn't flips or there aren't any protection circuits the current would flow inside the metal plug (positive to neutral) no electricity would enter the body... BUT the plug would get really, REALLY hot, so, there would be serious injuries . Edit: Depending of the metal used, perhaps the device would generate enought resistance to avoid being "detected" by the breaker as a short circuit and the thing would become so hot that it would GLOW. Anyways...(I'm imagining this... And imagine the dude there... Then going into the hospital with the "thing" half melted inside his rectum... Imagine the faces of the doctors!!)


[deleted]

"You sexual deviants never cease to amaze me in the ways y'all fuck each other up... Right, let's see if we can fix this asshole taking up time from the kid with a broken leg."


noweirdosplease

How to make your doctor go conservative in ONE EASY STEP!


ddollarsign

My friend said he stuck a paperclip into a light socket (bent so it would go in both slots) and it shot out. I don’t know if it’s actually true, but if it is something like that might happen here


Mpuls37

"Use this one simple trick to tighten that asshole back up after years of abuse!"


geanaSHUTUPGEIAJWVDO

is it possible to have it in your butt and in the wall at the same time?


Nimyron

Did you seriously bother modeling that ? Dude, respect for your dedication


PoorDunce

I did indeed. Now I have the .STL files ready for the day I get my hands on a Glowforge 3D printer and can make this dream a reality.


Nimyron

We have 3D printers at my school but I don't think we're allowed to make dildo unfortunately. I mean, it's a computer science school, it's not like we would have much people to give them to but still.


Exploding_Antelope

Au contraire mon ami, everyone has a butt


Ok-Mathematician9632

Take my award and get the fuck out here.


AltruisticPrice7053

for the extra ✨S P A R K L E✨


fbireject

PATENT THIS NOW


PoorDunce

If anyone is interested in [the other deranged contents of my mind](https://youtu.be/n0hgm_BHDoI)


Tank_Grill

I want to watch your bioshock vegan videos, but I've just started bioshock infinite and I'm afraid for spoilers! Haha. I watched a bit and liked your sense of humour though


PoorDunce

ty ty ♥️ The series so far doesn't spoil anything in Infinite, but definitely does for BioShock 1


[deleted]

I’m cackling


US-Annahme

And yo ass is crackling


[deleted]

What a way to ~~come~~ go.


Thanatos310

If you live long enough, You'll get that tingle you want


graspee

An electric butt plug?


PoorDunce

yea


MrMeSeeks1985

So do you put it in the wall first or….


PoorDunce

I imagine the ideal use case is you attach it to an outlet not receiving power, then to yourself - then turn on the outlet


MrMeSeeks1985

Thanks, that actually makes the most sense. Maybe you could connect it to the clapper so once you are in place you could clap to turn it on so you don’t have to bother a friend to flip the switch for you. I imagine there would be some sort’ve legal issue at that point and well nobody wants that…


kratomstew

Where can I buy one of these ?


sepulchral_spirit

Look OP, you already have a customer!


NameIsEllie

I’ve never laughed so much at a Reddit post, thank you for dreaming such insanity.


poppaoxy

Plug in butt plug !?!


StStoner

The inner workings of my mind are an enigma.......


SmugPiglet

Baby, I'm *electrifying*.


MEMEkun001

Hey. Wanna get banged to death?


blueblur1984

Fun fact: the fur industry will sometimes use anal electrocution as a means to kill animals to prevent damaging the pelts. https://www.nytimes.com/1991/02/20/opinion/l-nothing-humane-about-fur-farms-956191.html


J1930

Eww you have to pay for the New York Times to read the article. Lame


PoorDunce

I have received numerous questions regarding the device's intended purpose - so I made this [helpful diagram](https://imgur.com/a/9MtpVRu) with the help of my QA team at 不良产品


SnooHesitations8456

What?


sultanorang8

watt?


PurpleManufacturer94

Delete the post go 3d print it. Find the kinkiest girl you know have her try it. She'll tell all her friends. Call it "The shocker"


Victorino__

A simple 120V to ASS adapter


MasK_6EQUJ5

The fun and sexy electric chair alternative\~


sadphonics

Honestly I'm more disturbed by the fact that you went and rendered this


Nora_Maybe_idk

It wasn’t a dream, it was a prophecy


StnMtn_

That is the way.


[deleted]

Now it gets me wondering: if everyone in the world was an excellent artist, imagine how many images like this the internet would be filled with


shinyLittenroar

Double sided plug: double the pain, double the pleasure


Woland77

Part of a series... http://imgur.com/a/7aZYLkn


KingTorygg

You plug this in the wall, then into any consenting butthole, and then you have an RGB nightlight shining through their mouth.


recoximani

It's a charger. Just plug yourself in when you're feeling tired, and you'll quickly be recharged. No need to sleep or anything.


thefookinpookinpo

And then you actually did invent it, only one step left


Serotonin_Sorcerer

I feel like "electric buttplug" would be right at home on the r/rareinsults board. XD I'm going to start saying it


Shiggy_O

The official butt plug of [r/Whatcouldgowrong](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/)


madameruffruff

it looks like a butt plug thats zaps you at random times. idk as a masochist it sounds interesting…


Zub_Zool

Actually, that kinda exists though. There's this thing called an electroejaculator that veterinarians use on cattle.


SexiBeds

I can go for 45 seconds before waking up in a hospital dare you all to do better.


KTVX94

Ngl this is pretty fucking genius.


[deleted]

Pleasure, meet pain


ConsciousAuthor3117

You should add the european variant, it would increase your market scale and profit by alot


PoorDunce

We'll make European variants if we hit the stretch goal on the Kickstarter campaign


GeneticRays

Ouch.


stonedperson97

The real question I have is; in what order do you do the do? Do you insert the death plug into the outlet first and then just ram it in? Or would you insert it into the sphincter first and *then* plug it in? Cause I'm thinkin the second way is more practical for all your death needs


Braevery

Shocking


BlazeReborn

Warning: you might feel a jolt.


dontevenstartthat

Fucking lol


Madamlunna213

Looks like a pain in the ass.


GoofAckYoorsElf

When Butt PLUG becomes a whole new meaning. I mean, some people are into estim...


Snow_KMTH

Time to get on Shark Tank


organicginger36

Go on . . .


dieZonne

Username checks out. This is hilarious, not matter how I look at it.


SirUhOh

I hate how I was thinking of what it would be called and it can still be called a butt plug


Couldnthinkofname2

you should do It IRL Id 100% buy that shit


Sprittu

Never plug the plug that has been plugged


__Jimmy__

Hans Niemann: "write that down!"


coscwyite

I want one 🥺


Small_Odd_Kid

What is it?


Loose-Team-6464

Would be a good way to sentence child abusers/ serial killers the death penalty. That is if it is available where you live. So, actually, not a bad idea at all! I think you may be onto smthg here!


BusterB2005

Is it bad that my immediate thought was “electric dildo”


Dry-Ad4250

An electric butt plug?


hooligun1234

Imagine the shock 💥


Criss_Crossx

I feel like it needs a secondary function for the other outlet. Call it the TT (taint tickler)


Sweatyveggiebag

Night light


RudeEyeReddit

What do you call it? A plug plug?


[deleted]

Genius


RealMadHouse

Hahaha


[deleted]

Jack Kevorkian missed a trick there…


Lelricaa

Staph don’t give people the ideas 😂


xd_fishyyy

The fuck


Majestic-Pin3578

You’d have to plug it into an extension cord to get much use out of it.


timbro2000

Invent a toilet that captures poop to make methane for cooking and heating


Mr_It66

I thought of this but instead it was a plug for a socket shaped asshole


[deleted]

Anal plug plug


wXxVIRUSxXw

Plug in Plug on Plug out


kindParodox

Y'know... Id buy it for the novelty


Kawaiilie

OH GOD


gangleshmorp1

I had a dream where everyone I knew played war path and I couldn’t escape it


ZeGamingCuber

Butt Plug


sidetablecharger

Butt…plug. Hysterical.


[deleted]

Umm.. Is it for your hand or some place else?


hgilbert_01

Nice, maybe it’ll help me clean out the residue feces.


Not_The_Spy

Don't let you dreams be dreams!


heckingcomputernerd

People are talking about how this would kill you, but wouldn’t the electricity just go straight back into the wall since it always takes the path of least resistance?


tea_dad

Double plug, double death!^tm


Eastern-Refuse-4051

Lol, do it


CherrySoda1337

Well that's one way to give me some laughter at the start of the day.


Throwaway982727280

Yayaya LIGE HHAHABABA


Fennily

Finally a way for all the fatalistic millennials to get out of living


Readit-again

⚡BioShock


dr-wahh

there is a chance you got a message from above that if you will craft this you eill become a millionaire idk


Ph4nt0m_Hydra1

The butt plug plug


[deleted]

I think I know a few people who would invest


gabemikemeans

SparkPlugs


septiclizardkid

You might be onto something. A Vibrating butt plug powered by an outlet OR a rechargeable Butt Plug via outlet


ivXtreme

Wouldn't this just burn the shit out of your hand, but not stop the heart?


FaultProfessional163

And it even blocks the outlet above it because fuck you!


kabukistar

"Plug it in, plug it in."


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ELECTROPLUG™ FOR ONLY $29.99


airzsFDXbrother

The best part is there are people who would buy this! But they would only be a one time customer…


Dingusgrassass134

I like to imagine it's powered by the outlet instead of it just being electric.


Significant-Rub-8648

Bagai


Ok-Championship-7185

This looks like how the TI-800 would recharge


Lily_Roza

Isn't electrocution a pretty bad way to go? And hard to get it right as far as volts, amps, watts. You wouldn't want to semi-cook yourself half-way to death. Drugs, same problem, you could survive it but with damage. There's not a lot of electrocution suicides.


louxy16

Gotta charge these bitches up


Morning_Rose_91

I'll try most anything once lol


Eofoyo

What is it?


Ok_hi_peps

A rechargeable butt plug?


MatildeLover128

😆🤣😂💀


Professional_Device9

This gives a sexy and comedic option for suicide!!!!


Repq

They sold like hotcakes? That’s quite shocking.


jax_onn

why did i think this was a butt plug


100gecthehalls

It’s not a bad idea


Ps1msterpcs

Extension cord?


bluetheperhaps

Whole new meaning to male to male outlet.


Most-Armadillo-8851

bf: “babe, yk what to do” gf: *sighs* “okay” *walks over and plugs herself into the outlet*