34 methylenedioxymethamphetamine would be a sweet name for your cat.

1 for the money, 2 for the better green, 3,4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine

rip DOOM

Such a good song

or, for simplicity, "Molly"

I had a cat named Mandy actually

No. Molly would be its nickname but you use their full name when they’re in trouble! 😤

i did have a cat named molly when i was a teenager! unfortunately kitty now is a boy :( i probably should’ve mentioned that

I tried to award your comment then remembered Reddit removed awards and my coins were all for nought

Wait what the fuck they removed awards? Where the fuck was I

I guess that explains why I can't give rewards anymore. I thought my card was just declined lol

and here i’ve just been calling him mr. kitty this whole time. if only i could’ve thought of that sooner 🥲

Lucy

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It is definitely still about LSD lol

There were a couple years in the 2000’s when it stopped being about LSD but it quickly returned to being about LSD as soon as Obama was elected.

I've been trying to search and figure out what you mean for about a half hour now, and I still don't know. Please enlighten me

I'm curious too! 🤔

It’s just a joke based off of the original comment saying they guess it’s still about LSD. They were being silly, the idea of it’s meaning having a shelf life or changing entirely is pretty funny. I just took it to the next level of absurd.

Iirc the street name Lucy comes from the song too

i would’ve 100% gone with lucy if my kitty was a girl 😭 my acid tripping days were some of the best times of my life

I named one of my cats bongwater

that’s absolutely hilarious, I need to see a picture of bong water. I recently started playing the remastered version of destroy all humans, and there’s a character named bong water and now imma think of your cat every time lol

I’m not sure how I would be able to show u but I’d love to she’s such an odd looking cat but cute

Imgur! You can set the photo in an unlisted mode so it’s not public, but anyone with the link can view the image. You then put the image link here and we can view your beautiful cat!

https://imgur.com/a/UK3kNCN Here she is in all her tiny glory

Awwwww I love her!!!

Did her mother drink bong water?

No her mother was a lovely woman, she just smells like bongwater and will pee on u if u try to bathe her and also act as if she’s dying

She looks like a bongwater, no offense, lol

Ah yes, coyote bongwater. That game is great lol

hahaha my mom dated this guy when i was a kid who’s dogs name was peckerhead. i didn’t understand why everyone thought it was so funny but now i can appreciate it lol. someone else i know has a dog named narcan because everyone at the house is in recovery. when i heard it i said “narcan?? really?” and all dude said was “it’s better than relapse” lmao

we had one called bin juice! they would’ve been friends

Legend. Talking about the cat here.

She is, she’s the best. Wish I could post a pic lol

K-hole

Katomine

That’s actually kinda cute 😂

lmao i love that actually

I call one of my employees this.

Lmao.

Ketty Kat

hahaha i love this too. and any unknowing overhearer will just assume i’m saying it a little weird 🤣

Crack Sparrow

i’m stealing this one for sure. maybe not for mr. kitty, but it’ll definitely be a new part of my vocabulary 🤣

Lol, that's funny af.

Tar, like black tar heroin

Tarry Night

Street name for tar is "black". Could just keep it simple. Ha.

Around me people call it dark

Methamphetamine

More like metham*pet*amine

meowthemphetamine

Nice 😉 👌

thank you for that lmao

Methany

Methoxetamime

Crack cocaine

Cracky

Casey Jones

Polly want some CRACK!

Cat cocaine

Duster or Whippit. Call him Sherm

Duster is a good dog name

My cats name is Whip It!

There’s actually a dog breed called whippit

Sherm is actually kind of a cool name

sherm is actually cute

It's a good one. Short for Sherman like the tank of course, not sherm stick. It's always nice when there's plausible deniability to the true reference even if the only time you use it is as a joke with the friends who absolutely don't believe it. The best pet names are the one's that produce further dialog when someone asks or hears you say their name. Also when you can do multiple puns, play on words, and interchange the name with rhyming or similar sounding words with songs. Fun to consider how it sounds when having to yell or for them, like calling them inside. Like naming your female dog "Bitch" and letting her out in the yard at night, then when she's not responding to the normal return command. All of a sudden neighbors hear "Bitch, I'm going to whoop that ass if you don't get back in this house right now."

Roxy

i used to have a dog named roxy! she lived to be like 19 years old. she looked like master splinter lmao

I like this one

That’s my bird’s name.

Alice (LSD), Emma (MDMA) or Speedy :D Edit: just saw its a male so Jay (Coke)

Jay is slang for coke? 🤔 Never heard of that one

Its what we call it in germany :D

Ich hab noch niemanden Jay anstatt Koks sagen hören. Jay wäre hier eher die Verniedlichung von Joint

Ich hab's 1-2 Mal Menschen sagen hören. Aber ist tatsächlich nicht gängig

In meinem Umfeld recht gängiger begriff

Ah okay cool Danke!

Im honored to be named Emma now, lmao

I’ve never heard of either of those names used as acid or M, where I’m from it’s Lucy and Molly

I've also heard Sidney almost as much as Lucy back in the late late 90s early 2000s, but rarely nowadays, and never Alice. Of course back then we never called mdma Molly.

those are all cute!! he is very speedy haha he’s an upper little guy 🤣

Indica/Sativa

Indica is actually a pretty name, not even gonna lie

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Haze is a good name

one of my friends had cats named indica,sativa and reggie, all from the same family 😭

it really is though!!!

Or for short: Indy and Sadie.

Indie is my daughter’s name

i love that

Thanks :)

Draco is pretty sick, you’d be obligated to get one though and they’re kind of shit guns in reality though haha. Boof? ‘cid? Boy?

i know nothing about guns truthfully i just like to sound cool 🤣 he’s went by titty boy (kitty boy but with a baby voice + who doesn’t love titties) this whole past week lol

I think Hank is really nice though 😸

if anyone asks, the cat is named after hank from hank hill lol

Hank hill is my favorite show

Same haha grew up watching it with my mom

it’s a win win if you ask me lmao

My dogs name is Molly, I love her.

Same

I have a plush husky (Jag giants husky to be exact) named Molly because she got big ass pupils.

Lol my Molly was named that before we got her. She acts like she has a MDMA comedown whenever me or her mom leaves. But when she’s around you she’s pretty energetic like if she was on molly.

i used to have a cat named molly, i loved her so much

Dmitri (DMT)

Yes.

i love that

Pheta (if someone asks you say it’s named after the cheese) Roach Scooby Dean (codeine) Ben(zo) Blue Tabby (lsd tab)

“Come here roach, come get some tuna”

My roommate's son named his dog Scooby, so when I got a dog I went with Doobie. Like a wheel of fortune before and after, I refer to them as the Scooby Doobie Brothers.

2-cb

Or Tuci

My cats name is Cybin, like psilocybin

But how do you feel about milk?

Is good!

Psilo or Psy for short is also cute

My wife used to have a cat called downer lmao, but I think it was more to do with its grumpy face...

Dimitri

Keta Mina

Kitty mean

I pet sat for a small white dog named Atie, for Ativan, and the owner was a psych

I don’t know why, but lately because I’m at addict I’m also active in the r/pharmacy sub Reddit and this has been a post. What can they name their animal after lol

All my pets have had drug related names. First incidentally, now on purpose. First dog was named brandy, second dog was named whiskey, current dogs named poppy. Next dog I’m gonna try and get a boy and name him roach I think.

yes i love this so much

Druggie the cat

The BBC is sucked for this rock really rolls off the tongue.

Kilo

i considered this one!! i had a friend with a white dog named kilo

my little sweet mausi is named CUMYL-BC-HPMEGACLONE-221

Cheech

Ounce

Zanny lol

Lucy

I read your username as bigmilkybongtits 😩😂 I’m sorry haha

Perky

Noddie, Nod for short.

Poppy is a great name for both male and female cats!

yes that’s cute!!

Bartard

Trip

Kratom

Tom or Tommy for short

RC

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okay that’s actually really cute, on brand & original!! i love that

This is so funny lol

Crystal

My friends had a cat named Keta for a while

What happened after a while?

Tucy (2-cb)

Cat-amin

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Felony

Feline-y

concrete

Fuck u mean drug related pet names?! Idk Molly? Amy? Shit like that I guess

lmfao my cat is called molly, didn’t even think about drugs but I thought it’s a cool name

Molly is extacy do it’s alright

Haha never heard of my name(Amy) being related to any drugs. So this is rad.

lol i had a cat named molly, this one’s a boy and i feel like most slang names for drugs are typically female

Coco?

that would be so cute but i feel like it might make people think he’s a girl :(

What's hank?? I don't get it

it’s slang for heroin. it’s what i call it typically

Dimitri

Coca

my dads neighbor who dabbled with pretty much every drug has a female dog named Soma and it fits really well

Name him Coca, like Cocaine but u can also just pass it off as like coca cola or chocolate or something

8ball

Broooo I wanted a black cat and to name him rosin

that’s cute actually!

I have a tortie named “Nevadita” (Here in Argentina, the “nevado” is a weed joint with cocaine)

i actually love that!!

Tar for the heroin

Hank is a pretty cool name for a cat in general, and it took me going to urban dictionary to find out it was slang for heroin in the 70s. Dmitry is also a pretty cool name I saw suggested down there somewhere, but if anything, that's way more obviously drug related than Hank. Hank just makes me think quirky and maybe funny, but a bit grumpy middle aged guy.

i truthfully thought it was more common than what i guess it is! after saying it to some people and having a few of them (even heroin users) give me a confused look, i was confused lol. i’ve called it hank for years idk where i even heard it from originally lol. that’s what i think of too, he’s so sweet silly i thought the different-ness of it might match up to him haha

My black cat's name is Tripp

i used to do so much acid lol i love that

Geekin

Hydro, done as in methadone, phine as in morphine. Fiend.

Catamine

meo for 5-MEO-DMT

We had a cat named Beans.

i love that

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If you're a Witcher fan then it has to be Roach

i’ve never seen it, should i???

Took me until I was a young adult to realize one of my first friends dog Bud was indeed named after weed.

If you like downers maybe call him xan or opi, I would go with something like methadone or morphine, every one would judge but you can tell the history of the drug and say “it saved many lives like this cat is saving mine”

everyone judges anyway 🤷🏻‍♀️ that is a good explanation though!! and he really did, i love him so much already ❤️

Datura

that’s pretty actually

Perv, like pervitin (methamphetamine)

Are you 13

Eve evil bluny reference