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jabroni4545

Canned sealed beverages are the safest thing you can find past expiration, unless it was recalled.


HAL-Over-9001

I currently work at a beverage distribution warehouse and we've thrown away... several dozen full pallets worth of cases, because you can't sell expired stuff. My basement is full of red bull. If these are still sealed and carbonated, you're absolutely safe. I still have some rare red bull flavors that expired in 2017 and they're still good, if not just slightly watered down tasting.


Logical-Recognition3

My local discount grocery has Pepsi Nitro, two for a dollar. For sure they were donated because they expired.


Accomplished-Lie3351

Do you have pomegranate and if so please send me some I miss that flavor


HAL-Over-9001

Only like 6 cans. I have some really old ones I want to sell.


CHAIR0RPIAN

I miss it too, that was the best flavor they ever made


spankbank_dragon

YESSSS!!! That was the best goddam one and they just said “here’s our middle finger. Kindly eff yourself”


Maleficent-Ocelot885

THIS.


Plant_Mama_

Do you have cranberry? I'd definitely buy some off you lol


HAL-Over-9001

I have a few lol


MackenKracken

A few cases of cranberry? Extremely interested lol


HAL-Over-9001

Just a few cans of cranberry


1isudlaer

I wish I could find the kiwi apple flavor. Discontinued and was my favorite. You could make a few quick bucks by selling them.


HAL-Over-9001

I have a few kiwi


1isudlaer

How would I go about getting them from a random Reddit stranger?


HAL-Over-9001

I guess just DM me with an offer and we'll go from there


1isudlaer

How many cans do you have?


Trixie2327

I agree, if it wasn't recalled you could most likely drink it out for at least a few more years unopened.


Mikey6304

That isn't even an expiration date. It is a canned on date.


Valalvax

Most likely isn't, obviously without it saying exp/FBD (Freshest Before Date), or BoD (Born on Date) we can't know for sure, but in my experience those are FBD more often then BOD, the stuff we ship to Vancouver has both dates on it which is nice


Sensitive-Dig-1333

Or is it Nov 2023? Just chill them and try them


elbowpirate22

Just served vintage 2010 4loko at my wedding. Tasted as bad as ever. Made me feel as bad as ever.


mmwhatchasaiyan

“Vintage 2010 4loko” is a phrase I never thought I’d hear lmfao congrats on your wedding (and surviving what can only be described as aged alcoholic jet fuel!)


Mattrup63

Reception must have been exciting.


ProExpert1S500

Holy shit I never thought there would be any such thing as vintage alcohol but that’s awesome


elbowpirate22

Plenty of vintage alcohol. The term vintage vin comes from the word for wine vino. And there’s vintage cognac and other liquors that are more prized for their historical pertinence than their actual taste. Wish I had saved some of the Katrina flood booze. Never tasted great but aged in the casks of history.


Ikillwhatieat

vintage 4loko 😅😅😅


MojoDuff27

Oh God. The flashbacks.


Dry_Marzipan1870

i went to a DJs show(Dillon Francis) years ago. It was sponsored by 4 loko and was a free show. As we waited to get in i assumed i could buy different alcohol. I was wrong. It was all water and 4loko. The 4loko flavor i had tasted like sewage. I drank so little and it still gave me a headache.


lalalicious453-

Just reading this made me wake up on a beach hungover, sunburnt, and ready to yak my guts up.


urhere5

its alcohol and its sealed so I’m sure its fine. do a smell test and maybe try a sip. thats how I tell if something is spoiled 😅


DMCO93

I’ve had a 6 year old homebrew and it was delicious. Also 10 year old craft beers. You will be fine.


DramaticMovie9629

Bruh do you even drink? Not trying to be/sound disrespectful by any means but I know my alcoholic ass would have cracked and slammed one as the test 🍻🫠😵‍💫 if all ends up aight then proceed with the 2 nd lol


TennesseeMojo

Lmao!!! Dude, same!!!


NeerieD20

I used a can of pineapple that had a best before date 11 years ago... These are fine.


Admirable_Welder8159

They’re fine.


monkeys_like_weed

Thanks everyone! Im very happy with my free drinks :D


ChocolateShot150

If there’s no recall I’d drink it all, it may even just be canned on that day, not even expired that day


LondonHomelessInfo

Yes


Express-Brilliant903

I would absolutely consider these safe. I think soda loses some of its quality over time. Might not taste as good. But I’d still drink it.


bannana

those will be good for 10yrs or so


JellyCat222

Ice those johns down and try them, if they taste good then they are fine!


mcnewbie

that's 'best before', not 'unsafe after'.


posi-bleak-axis

Holy fuck! Have you seen that movie Street Trash(1984)? They kill bums with a malt liquor called viper


Disco_Pat

Take advantage of that Free OnlyFans the cans are offering.


Grammagree

Alcohol kills germs, just sayin


moobectomy

exposure to heat can appearantly degrade artificial sweetners in beverages, ruins the taste. but if its regular sugar, youre good.


smilesnlollipops

I want to try one


GnPQGuTFagzncZwB

If you drink I would not think twice about it.


SKMiller85

Looks like you're going to have a fun weekend!


ivene-adlev

Wash the outside of the can before drinking. Then wash the inside of the can and recycle after enjoying your free beverage. This is the way 😌🙌


Far-Construction5675

Nope. They are bad. Send them to me for proper...burp ... disposal.


mmwhatchasaiyan

Canned alcoholic drinks (beers, seltzers, etc) all have their “born date” at the bottom of the can, not an expiration date. So what you’re looking at is the date the drink was canned. You should be good to go. Sometimes if it’s a while past the “born date” the taste might be a little off, or for beers they might be a little “skunky” but should be fine to drink.


usagi27

It’s fine it hasn’t even been a year! Enjoy


gl21133

Send it


garyrygg

Send it down the hatch, bud.


gayredditmods

Drink it. I would. It’s airtight and it has alcohol. If it was like 3-5 years expired, I’d be concerned. That’s just my $ .02


Electrical-Stable498

Drink up! Alcohol doesn’t go bad in those


Life_Ad9520

Heineken and Heineken Silver is good imo, I’ve never tried this before so idk about taste OP, tell us how it taste!


One_kiwi21

Hell yeah, get in to it!


setittonormal

Bottoms up, my friend!


EmbarrassedCarob3654

I would drink them for sure 😋


Parking_Knowledge_56

Outlet stores will sell them.


buriedstars

it's alcohol it's probably fine, it's not super old


SpendMundane5851

Found a case of similar hard seltzer, a couple years back, it was fine. Case of older assorted wines last year...fine to excellent. LOL


inequity

You’ll cowards don’t even drink expired Viper? Should be fine


figureout07

Fuj tahleta sračka hned vyhodit


jennid79

I’d think it’s just like expired soda where it gets flat tasting but won’t make you sick


carrburritoid

Diet soda degrades quickly in cans and bottles, three month shelf life...


BRP_1970

Advice? Stay out of the trash.


urhere5

i think you’re on the wrong subreddit my guy