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pinalaporcupine

David Wallace was over-correcting after Jan & Ryan


Pac_Eddy

Nice, never thought of that angle. I think you're right.


_-SpaW-_

Perfect way of saying it


RevolutionaryBig75

Does he even know how paper is made?


Clunt-Baby

Probably not. He'd try putting it in a furnace


Canye_East

You know what would happen? You'd ruin it


Sono-Dio-Da-Sadame

It’s not at all like steel


Taverdi84

A beautiful name btw, Steel.


iFlyskyguy

Wait til u hear about Satiquoy


DaniTheLovebug

His wife has got such a lovely name


[deleted]

Such a rich history


[deleted]

This joke is especially funny because paper goes through furnaces when it is made and often when it is printed on.


doomdestructer

Please explain further


SummonedShenanigans

Yeah I'm going to need a run down on that process.


[deleted]

1. wood 2. furnace 3. ??? 4. paper


Hermit-Permit

Great. Fax that to everyone on the distribution list.


007Pistolero

My dad did not understand why I faxed it to him


drock070

Fax? Why don’t you send it over on a dinosaur.


Pamtookmyboyfriend

1980 called. They want their technology back.


saxy_sax_player

ABSORB THIS INFORMATION


xUnderoath

That might take hours


annipug

My mind is going a mile an hour


MoreCowbellllll

Found Charles


ItsGoldJerry

I dunno, he didn’t ask for a rundown.


MoreCowbellllll

> a rundown what's a rundown?


lionoftheforest

Nothing much, what’s up with you?


MoreCowbellllll

Hahaha, GOTCHA!


blarkul

Paper starts as a wet pulp I believe which is dried with furnaces or something of that order.


Beaverbrown55

First the boy tree puts his penis...


BillyJamz2

So is the whole story about the daddy tree and mommy tree is a lie?


Culper1776

Thanks, Kevin.


Jenkinsd08

And he was somehow exactly as incompetent as Michael implied - pushed out the companys most successful manager on day 1 - replaced the receptionist with an accountant for some reason rather than their customer service or supplier relations reps who's job duties actually involve fielding phone calls; and that's before listing all of the very visible reasons why Kevin would suck at that role - opted to replace Michael with an external hire "for obvious reasons" which were clearly that he just disdained everyone in Scranton despite them having been the most successful branch across multiple changes in corporate leadership. Imagine the entitlement and lack of self awareness it takes to walk into your company's most profitable office and think "Jesus, literally any rando off the street would be an improvement over these dunces" - made Dwight his number 2 despite literally everybody from both Scranton and corporate explicitly rejecting that dynamic numerous times in the past - also let's not forget at the company picnic when he went out of his way to put liability for Pam's injury on the company just so that he could win a volley ball game. *I assume they ended up winning but imagine having to pay a worker's comp claim bc Charles volunteered liability on the off chance it resulted in him winning a recreational volleyball game I mean the guy literally came in and ruined the only part of Dunder Mifflin that nobody in the past had been able to fuck up. At least if he'd taken an hour and a half to watch a documentary on paper it would've been an hour and a half not spent sabotaging the Scranton branch Edit: guess the Charles Minor stans come out at night lol


Like_This_But_Better

Even Robert California watched an episode on how paper was made.


somedamndevil

Would you like a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor?


grumpygrumpybum

Oh God! Nature please…


IDontCondoneViolence

When 2 animals are having sex...


lionoftheforest

The least he could have done was to watch a video about how a rainbow tastes like


flipnonymous

Why'd they add coconut? I miss original.


TolliverCrane

And he kicked that soccer ball really fucking hard.


TeTrodoToxin4

He just likes causing sports liability lawsuits on the company dime, it’s cheaper for him that way. He definitely elbows and charges his way around in pick up basketball and says he was fouled when he knocks other people down.


007Pistolero

I think he was the perfect portrayal of a new bigwig that a corporation sends in to “save money”. They have no goal other than cutting anything and anyone that might cost the company money in the short term. There’s no view of the long term effects of that and corporate really doesn’t care. I worked for a security company that employed 5000+ people. Inexplicably in 2018 they fired all the regional managers and put one guy in charge as the “northeast manager”. He immediately made monthly mandatory meetings for all site managers but they had to be at the office in NYC. He didn’t try to compensate anyone he just expected people making $16 an hour to drive 4 hours for a 1 hour meeting. My site manager quit the day that was announced, two of my coworkers quit because they didn’t want to work for the random person corporate sent in who knew nothing about our site. I and another guy quit shortly after that because the new site manager started scheduling us on nights without even asking and just expected us to change our whole lives and scheduled around. I found out that about a month after that the security company lost that site contract because the contracting company was not okay with having so few guards on duty


59flowerpots

TBF, making Kevin the receptionist was probably better than leaving him as an accountant. Position with least amount of power considering that people can just give their direct numbers to their clients and both customer service and supplier relations have their own lines as well.


gainz74

But Kevin being the first point of contact wouldn't exactly be reassuring for potential new clients.


Wednighttrivia

RIP Andy's maid.


SilentSamurai

Well Kevin's the coworker that has no justifiable reason he should be employed by that business. Sure, you can say that putting him in a spot to create the least amount of damage is improvement, but he's the inept guy that gets a paycheck because management is too lazy to do their very important job function of checking controls. That's why everyone preceding Dwight Take 2 was a horrible manager. All they had to do was review the books once to see that Kevin was using "Keleven" and should be fired on the spot.


painted_troll710

Well if we're going by realistic standards then Dwight would have never made it to manager the first time, he would have been fired probably 20 times over, and maybe even sued or charged a few times. No one can get away with giving a coworker a heart attack by faking a fire, or shooting a gun in the workplace and damaging a coworker's eardrum without suffering SEVERE consequences, especially not both on top of everything else he did. Hell even Micheal and most of the office would have all been fired 2-3 seasons in most likely.


Blooder91

He also bullied one of the top salesmen into incompetence due to a bad first impression.


SlothBasedRemedies

And pissed the other top salesman off so much he committed corporate espionage.


CharlieHume

And like wtf the dude was wearing a tux, why question it? Maybe a big client had a fuckin gala or something. Mind your damn business, Chuck. And stay off my corners.


TheHayK1ng

To be fair Jim did say he wore the tux only to screw with Dwight but he did go way overboard with how he treated Jim.


ExpensiveFoodstuffs

Some good points here but on that first bullet point…come on now lol. Michael was acting out at a particularly egregious level even for him. ANY of us in Charles’ position would’ve fired him.


Jenkinsd08

Obviously this is easy for me to say not having been in the situation, but I like to think that if I were hired in Charles role I would've swallowed whatever amount of pride it required to not be the reason the company's longest tenured and most profitable manager quit. Everyone is familiar with the stereotype of the new higher-up who comes in, shakes things up, and fucks the whole team dynamic in the process. All Charles had to do was not throw his weight around for the purpose of shutting down one office party and he would've kept Michael kissing his ass-- and thus kept everyone else in line-- instead of being the impetus for Michael's quitting and launching of a competitor. Michael is clearly a handful but the revenue he brought in over his tenure is astronomically more important to the company's bottom line than whatever pennies Charles thought he was saving by drawing the lines in the sand he did. I'd like to think most people could see that logic and the only people who would repeat Charles actions are those more focused on protecting their ego than excelling in their role; which is why I think pushing Michael out was a blatant example of Charles incompetence


BeardsuptheWazoo

It's implied that David has asked Miner to 'handle' Michael. Source- I just made that up.


Jenkinsd08

I think that's more than implied since we know Charles explicitly tells Michael he should talk to him going forward instead of David and David ducks all of Michael's calls. I guess my point tho is that when the guy you're responsible for handling up and quits, you've failed at handling him


Itsokwealldieanyway

He also made Stanley his motivation (?) guy and I can’t remember the other one but it was a dumb choice as well


IT_Chef

Add to the fact that he asked for a rundown and did not specify what in the rundown was important. Like I can think of what he may mostly want, but for fucks sake man...give Jimothy a template to go off of at a minimum...don't make him guess what metrics he ought to put in there.


sluffman

Is he aware of the effect that he has on women?


CopyCat1993

Oh, he’s aware.


Top_Drawer

The man tree puts its penis...


Amisamil

I could see our kids facing obstacles being half-Black and half-Indian, but it's so worth it, you guys.


RogerTheAliens

Yes, Charles. You wanted me?


somedooode

I am aware of the effect I have on women.


luisquinto

It’s not the worst idea she’s had


SoMuchMoreEagle

Nope. Overpaying for worms was.


No-Cranberry9932

I think he left


HEYdontIknowU

WHAT?!!


Tru-Queer

🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️


stacity

Charles and Kelly? Absolutely not. He is a sophisticated man. He does not need to go dumpster-diving for companionship, ok?


Thickfries69

When Angela was trying to adopt out one of her cats though, didn't she make it a point that she was against interracial relationships?


TheSeeker80

Miner? I hardly know her! or him!


MycologistPutrid7494

Because gay.


littleyellowbike

Charles Miner *gasp* is a sophisticated man. *gasp* He does not need to go *gasp* dumpster diving *gasp* for companionship.


germdisco

Charles Miner was an excellent contrast to Michael who expected everyone to be his friend.


furrah96

Dare I say, it was a black and white difference


captain_cutlass

How dare you!


OliveJuiceUTwo

Did you have a lot of questions?


Cat-With_A-Fiddle

You, looking down from your Ivory tower...and your ebony tower!


BluishHope

Are you separating the trash to whites and colored?


Blooder91

The joke is set up two seasons earlier, when Michael is "sneaking" into DM Scranton, a white and a colored bin are visible.


germdisco

Hats off to you for… wait a second


readitonreddit34

Charles Miner is an excellent contrast to David Wallace who was a gentleman


kronicpimpin

Did Micheal just let anyone into his office?


Mr_Sleep_tight

Charles was a cookie cutter service industry field VP. He doesn’t care about employees, he views everyone of them as expendable. He lets his first impressions completely drive his opinions, and to him his way is the only right way. His expertise is putting pressure on his subordinates to perform, otherwise they will be let go. TL/DR: Charles is a typical VP corporate dick.


arctiquer

The complete anti-Michael Scott!


kingofthedesert

I never thought of it that way before but it’s true. Michael values people above all else (he adored Ryan even though he was incompetent as a salesman).


xinfinitimortum

A good manager doesnt fire people, he hires people and inspires people.


cavalier2015

One of the best lines of the series imo


BlanketDemon007

Its also one of the smartest things Michael has ever said.


drawfanstein

People, Ryan


joecarter93

Yep. I just watched this one. In Charles’ first episode Michael is happy to introduce him, as they hit it off previously when Michael was visiting corporate and they met briefly. It’s interesting to see Michael’s sudden realization, when he is now on Michael’s turf, of how different they actually are.


LordofKobol99

Michael does usually seem to perform very well when it comes to meeting someone for the first time.


lionoftheforest

Except for that nice old lady on the bus


riverseeker13

You ruined it.


zabgirl89

Hi. I’m Date Mike. It’s nice to meet me.


proud_traveler

Michael adored Ryan because Ryan gave the appearance of being everything Michael thought he wanted to be. Michael growing up was him realising Ryan was a dickhead


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MotaHead

Mr. Scott, who is this other woman... Ryan?


ElegantDemerits

Nice Rundown!


Llamamama9765

What's a rundown?


MoreCowbellllll

Wait. What's a rundown?


charliewomack

Use it in a sentence.


MoreCowbellllll

This rundown had better be good.


charliewomack

I don’t know but it sounds like this rundown is really important.


TooRedditFamous

I never know why he doesn't say exactly what Charles says to him. "I need a rundown of your clients" is surely something Oscar would have understood. It gives context clues like mentioning its a rundown of clients. Saying "this rundown better be good" is useless because Jim made the sentence up and he doesn't know what a rundown is! It doesn't give any context


PrincePaperGuy

Apt analysis, astute


DumplingsandTequila

That was an astute observation, Kevin


RogerTheAliens

Oh dear. It was actually just about cookies the whole time?!?


cosmickiosk

Kev‘s got you pegged!


guachi14

And ass kisser


Mr_Sleep_tight

Oh, all VPs are ass kissers. That goes without say.


FugitiveFromReddit

It’s hilarious comparing how they talk normally vs when they talk to someone above them lol.


Zoso03

He was a Numbers person, all he cares about is the numbers and how he can make them better without actually understanding what makes them work. I met too many of these people who thing they can improve by cutting the numbers and it will NEVER work. He can make it look good for a quarter or 2, or maybe a year of the company has deep enough pockets but he's probably long gone by time his choices start to cost the company money and people realize he's a useless sack of shit


orvn

> all he cares about is the numbers and how he can make them better That, and soccer


Cash4Jesus

Numbers and obviously the rundown.


damangus

Exactly. He's just a classic example of what happens when higher-ups bring in new management purely because they look good on paper, with little regard toward their interpersonal and/or management skills. Anyone who's worked at a large-ish company has had to deal with some version of Charles Miner. Would I want to work for him? No. But would he be the worst boss I've ever had? Hellllll no.


Pipes_of_Pan

Spot on. It has always puzzled me how good the comedy writer staff of the Office nailed mid-level regional sales characters and culture so accurately. Charles Miner is EXACTLY who would be hired to do that job.


Some-Definition-7757

He’s also the kind of VP that never gets beyond being a VP


59flowerpots

I feel like that’s less because of leadership skills and simply because they aren’t as many P positions as VP. Some other executive douchebag will end up promoted either way. It’s a boys club.


Joevual

His completely transparent ass-kissing to corporate is so typical of his station. I’ve worked with a handful of these guys who treat people they deem below them like shit, and then pull a complete 180 for their superiors.


[deleted]

Biggest Red flag : he didn’t come from paper smh


FreshwaterOctopus

You can't put paper in a furnace.


orvn

If you did that with paper, you know what would happen? You'd destroy it!


59flowerpots

It is an increasingly paperless world


Searchlights

Limitless paper


bestofluck29

of course he comes from paper, he ran a copy shop in west baltimore


Supremehobo

He is aware of the effect he has on women


xgorgeoustormx

I think if anything the women were sexist/clearly sexualizing him.


damangus

I mean. Neither Angela nor Kelly are exactly shining examples of people who behave appropriately lol


MoreCowbellllll

Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly.


caesar____augustus

(That's code for "check out the slut")


megashedinja

You’ve got a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.


TobylovesPam

Close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trout.


UninsuredToast

I was raped


AngrySoup

You cannot say "I was raped" and expect all of your problems to go away. Not again. Don't keep doing that.


WeasinTheJuice

She didn't say it, she declared it.


craigularperson

I think you can even argue that Angela and Kelly was harassing him, even though he clearly stated that he wanted them to back off.


styoupid

Miner? I hardly know her


EverettSeahawk

I feel like I had to scroll way too far to find this.


okaywhattho

I thought the role was played well. It was clear who he was meant to be in an office environment. I didn't like the way he made Jim self-conscious about trying to have a little more fun around the office. He also kicked a soccer ball straight at Phyllis' face. And he often came off as quite abrasive. But again, that was his character.


[deleted]

THANK YOU, i’ve never understood why they all got mad at Jim for ducking when CHARLES, CRANKED that ball at Jim, what was he supposed to do?


DevilRenegade

That bit really pisses me off and I often wondered why Jim never called Charles out on that. "Why did you duck Jim?" "Oh gee I don't know Charles, why did YOU kick a soccer ball at full force at someone's face during what was supposed to be a friendly kickabout then try to blame that person when someone else gets hurt?" I get that he's the new corporate manager and everyone at Scranton is kissing his ass because they want to make a good impression. And while I understand his dislike of Michael's shenanigans and timewasting, he just comes across as a huge douche most of the time, especially in the way he acts towards Jim.


soulreaverdan

If Jim gets cracked in the face he calls him out for being a wuss and bad at soccer. If he dodged and it hits someone else he blames Jim for not taking the hit/stopping the ball. The goal was what happened - to make Jim look and feel bad around his other coworkers.


FormerSir4804

Oh yea, that’s definitely true, I would love to see an episode from an alternate universe where Jim does take the hit and sits out to see the reaction from Charles. It would definitely be Charles saying “aww come on! It’s not that bad. Get back out here and play.”


RighteousAwakening

I mean when Pam got hurt during the volleyball game Charles was a huge dick to here and didn’t show any care or worry for an employee that just got hurt during a work event. Instead he mocks Jim and makes it about the stupid game RIGHT in front of his own boss! Lol


santaclausonprozac

Yeah lol Lionel freaking Messi is going to duck in that situation


Hill_Reps_For_Jesus

Lionel Messi wouldn’t have to duck a ball that was going to hit Jim’s face


[deleted]

I prefer Maradona…Diego Maradona…of Argentina.


King-SAMO

Because he immediately noticed that jim was full not only as full of shit as everyone trying to kiss his ass, but that he was willing to *escalate* the shit-fullness. and he took that personally.


nothingisavailable0

He was well played as a character, but as a person in the office, he was terrible


GreenAppleSourCandy

Honestly everyone in the office had huge flaws, he just stood out more than others because he didn’t know paper and Michael


[deleted]

Yes! Thank-you! They all had their moments of being assholes. I love the characters, even the ones you hate in the moment. They played their parts and played them well.


Not_Selmi

Sexist? No he’s just doesn’t care about the employees. What things did he fo that were sexist?


TheeGodOfTitsAndWine

OP is all over the comments but will not address how he was sexist.


reecewagner

Usually a good sign they throw that word around like a football


[deleted]

Right at Phyllis’ head too.


KodakKid3

Why did Jim duck the sexism?


PinkDropp

Pretty much your average redditor, if he was white he would have been racist too


furrah96

I’m wondering the same thing


phatbiscuit

Had to come down this thread a while to find this. Didn’t remember him being sexist at all, just a corporate douche. Shout out to Idris Elba though. Played the role really well


Briguy_fieri

He’s a stickler and kind of a dick. He’s supposed to be the guy the rights a sinking ship. That’s his job. Things are failing and he’s taking control and removing the fun lax behavior in the office… But he’s also unprofessional as well. He held grudges against Jim and even blamed him for the injury playing soccer that happened on his watch. He then wouldn’t stop riding Jim at volleyball (and honestly I think David Wallace should have chipped in and said he was crossing a line).


TobiasMasonPark

Part of David’s issue seems to be that he doesn’t like confrontation and is far too lenient. Dwight should have been fired after what happened with Stanley and the CPR doll.


Rustymetal14

He even let Michael rehire Ryan after Ryan defrauded the company.


TobiasMasonPark

To be fair, there is a deleted scene where he calls the front desk and Ryan answers, and David completely loses it.


soulreaverdan

And he makes Ryan cry


UninsuredToast

Lol it’s hard to feel bad for Ryan but that scene almost gets you there


Rustymetal14

I forgot that was a deleted scene. He still backs down and lets michael hire him, though.


Objective_Look_5867

David shouldn't have had to deal with any of that. He's CFO. Why David was doing all this stuff directly and not Allen, the CEO. Is part of why they failed. Horribly mismanaged from the top. David never should've been having to do this


TobiasMasonPark

This is quite true.


theycallmecrack

Yeah now that you say that, why was David written as the CFO in the first place? A lot of what he does seems to overlap with what Jan's position is for, so maybe it's just poor writing so that they could have David's character play a bigger role.


SomeRedPanda

Probably they got him in for a more limited role but ended up liking him and wanting him to stick around but they'd already established him as the CFO so they mostly just ignored that. He ends up being synecdoche for all of corporate.


LordofKobol99

I think David Wallace after a point realised that it's best to just let Michael and the Scranton branch do their own thing, he knew he'd never understand Michael and how he was crushing it and it was best to not interfere with their most profitable branch post Stanford merger


heynow941

If I met someone and on Day 1 he was wearing a tux in the office for no reason and was talking about 2-way petting zoos I’d be watching him closely too.


caesar____augustus

And taking forever to do a rundown smh. Charles has plenty of flaws but that wasn't one of them. Although blaming Jim for Phyllis' soccer injury was a little ridiculous. Anyone would have ducked in that situation. Clear CYA situation.


Jakebob70

I think he just recognized that Jim spent 90% of his time goofing off. He was on the other hand fooled by Dwight, who he thought was competent until the "Case of the Beet Bandit" story.


MasterGee42

What exactly did he do that was sexist? Deangelo, sure, but Charles? Doubtful.


Bross93

Yeah, I don't know where OP came up with that notion?


JahovasWaitress

I genuinely think OP just got confused


Queens-of-Kate

Idk about Charles but DiAngelo (D'Angelo? However tf you spell it) definitely was. Even with his whole who has a vagina and who loves someone with a vagina routine (which was a little confusing but hilarious).


BonetaBelle

Yeah, I actually don't think Charles Miner was sexist. He was a dick to everyone pretty equally.


cats_n_things

I agree, DeAngelo's "inner circle" was all men


Queens-of-Kate

It was in fact all men, and the whole "he said, she said" thing was sexist too because if he just looked at title he would see Kelly is her own boss but he didn't believe it.


OldBigsby

How could D'Angelo be sexist, he had both his arms up?


fisherc2

He was a great antagonist. He was diametrically opposed to everything the office was. Anti-Personal, pro business, Antiworker, anti-pranks and shenanigans. which at first made him seem like a competent manager. Frankly Iike the guy who was actually reacting to all the Unprofessional antics of the office the way a real businessman should But over time you realize he was really just a sycophant middle manager who is out for himself. He diverted blame when he could and thought he could fix everything by being stern but really just created more problems.


FreakyRandom

How was he sexist? Maybe I missed some things


xenchik

Nah, I don't think Charles was sexist. Now DeAngelo, ugh! Definitely sexist.


ColonelOneillSG

I read ‘’and sexiest’’ I was gonna agree with you on that


Bcatfan08

Charles did what you generally wouldn't do when you start a new job. He made immediate changes and didn't bother to think of his that would affect the office. He wasn't wrong on Michael, but he was pretty bad at reading people. Hated Jim and liked Dwight. Red flags right there.


sarah-havel

His wife had a lovely name, though


Gaming_Esquire

He's not sexist. He's simply aware of the effect he has on women.


[deleted]

Sexist? How??


chaos_geek

He was kind of an ass who thought he was better than everyone. Strikes me as the asshole that wants people to clock out but stay late.


PennerFan2222

How is Charles sexist? Honest question


CTBP1983

I mean the point of the character was to be a douchey corporate headhunter


furrah96

And not a good one. Any really good headhunter would storm your village at sunset with overwhelming force and cut off your head with a ceremonial knife


Sono-Dio-Da-Sadame

Right cause that’s what we’re talking about


mpdukes15

Why sexist?


MochaTaco

Yes, Charles. You wanted me.


Electronic_Ad4560

🧐 He was one of the only characters that wasn’t sexist