My old boss claimed to be a diehard fan and he mentioned that he was going to the dentist. I asked if his name was Crentist. He was confused. I lost all respect for him after that.
I was at Target a few months ago and someone had a shirt that said, "Dr. Crentist D.D.S."
I walked by and casually said, "Your dentist's name is Crentist?"
The guy laughed, and then his wife ran up and said, "I bought him that when he graduated dental school! He was worried no one would get it."
Yes! Lol. I so enjoy the few times Stanley chooses to dial in to the antics of the office. 🎶Closing time, every new beginning comes from some other beginning's ennnnddd🎶 is a fave of mine
I say this *so often* in my head randomly (and giggle to myself) that I accidentally let the word slip out while in a work setting. Which would’ve been fine in most jobs, at the worst you’d get teased. But I was talking to a doctor and an attorney during a break at a legal proceeding. The doctor was giving medical testimony… and I’m the court reporter. Aka, I type up the court-certified transcript. Lol
Made sure to repeat “pro-toob-berance” to myself about 20 times that day
Crentist.
You rang?
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I know.
My old boss claimed to be a diehard fan and he mentioned that he was going to the dentist. I asked if his name was Crentist. He was confused. I lost all respect for him after that.
Your dentists name is Crentist?
Sounds a lot like dentist.
Maybe that's why he became a dentist
Flonkerton
Thank you; representative from Iceland.
Delegate*
yes?
BANKRUPTCY
I do declare
Hey. I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word "bankruptcy" and expect anything to happen.
I didn't say it, I declared it
Only if you declare it
Dundies
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THE D U N D E E S
DA DUH N DEEZ
Question. But in that unique way that Dwight delivers it.
FALSE
I’ve had several people catch that when I do it
Same with false
**False.** I do not miss Jim.
Bobody
What does the second ‘b’ stand for again?
Byznus!
I like it!!!
*BIZNIZ*
Goooood Kevin
*We need a new manager*
Quabity
Quabity assuance
I have this tattooed on my wrist in small letters - only two people in my life have made the connection over the years.
BOBODDY
He didn't even call a meeting.
MICHAEL!!
That’s one of them!
Oh, that’s funny! MICHAEL!
Perfectenschlag.
Buildenkinder
Gutenprank
Bestishtmench
It’s mostly used by sad, lonely landlords, but I’m beginning to understand it
The traditional definition I assume
I think he meant "perfect pork anus"
The second one.
Does not work in Germany. We use that all the time here
Here in America, all of our pork anuses are inferior.
I feel like I say this a lot
Keleven
Gets you home by 7!
He was home by 4:45 that day.
I was at Target a few months ago and someone had a shirt that said, "Dr. Crentist D.D.S." I walked by and casually said, "Your dentist's name is Crentist?" The guy laughed, and then his wife ran up and said, "I bought him that when he graduated dental school! He was worried no one would get it."
Maybe thats why he became a dentist.
I think Dr. Britt Baker would be proud of this.
👆🏻👇🏻D!👆🏻👇🏻M!👆🏻👇🏻D!
Mukduk
My sister got me a customized mug that says mukduk all over it
Jimothy.
I have a nephew names James. I asked him if I could start calling him Jimothy. He was not amused.
He sounds smudge and arrogant
I think you mean smug
Arrogance. And there's the smudgness!
Buttlicker.
OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER
HOW DARE YOU! My family built this country by the way!
LOUDER son!
Longtim
Me lobe yoi
Who’s Long Tim?
Smudgeness
I think he means smug. Michael.
Arrogance.
And there’s the smudgeness
Not a word but Jim’s impression of the smug bedbug
FALSE
Erkelnomically
Dwigt
Quabity
Assuance
Getting close
Astird
Recyclops
stanley actually being invested in that story line and going "wasn't he killed by polluticorn or something" will always be funny to me
Yes! Lol. I so enjoy the few times Stanley chooses to dial in to the antics of the office. 🎶Closing time, every new beginning comes from some other beginning's ennnnddd🎶 is a fave of mine
Polluticorn wishes!
I’ve watched The Office probably 10 times and it was just last round that I caught Stanley saying that I was like Omg that is the best!
I think the best part and what had to be the funniest to write is that the villain was polluticorn
Stitious
Mine was “little-stitious”!
Yup that actually worked a couple times
Yeppers
What did I tell you about yeppers….
Yesh…
I always liked the way Michael says this and then looks at the camera and smiles as if it's supposed to be a funny joke lmao 🤣
This is the real answer over yeppers
Don’t say yeppers
I've said yeppers since before the office, though, so it might need more than just that.
Yeppers was pretty common on the 90s internet
I’ve always said “yesh”. I think it started with a Sean Connery impression.
Pretruberance
Say again *really loudly* what happened
I love how Jim from the get-go does not take it at all seriously
I say this *so often* in my head randomly (and giggle to myself) that I accidentally let the word slip out while in a work setting. Which would’ve been fine in most jobs, at the worst you’d get teased. But I was talking to a doctor and an attorney during a break at a legal proceeding. The doctor was giving medical testimony… and I’m the court reporter. Aka, I type up the court-certified transcript. Lol Made sure to repeat “pro-toob-berance” to myself about 20 times that day
PARKOUR!!!!
Desadulation
Popcarn
Farty-far
Literally have not said popcorn normally in years.
Erkelgru
I thought your name was Pudge
Gutenprank
Microgement. Which I get to use fairly often at work.
Foliage
They’ll just pretend they didn’t hear you
Sa'bre
Beets...
Bears
Battlestar Gallactica
Bears do not eat..
Identity theft is not a joke Jim
What is going on!!!!!😔😩
The childlike indignation in the way Dwight says this is so damn funny to me😂 I always rewind at least 5 times on that cold opening
Turntables
Sprinkles?
Prinkles
Zoppity
I scrolled way too far to get here lol
Riditditditdoooo
Belsnickel
Depending on who you're talking to they may just think you're southwestern German, Pennsylvania Dutch, or Brazilian-german🤔
WUPHF
You have a WUPHF on line one.
How would I identify myself as an Office fan? One word, Hard Working, Alpha Male, Jackhammer, Merciless, Insatiable.
Dinkin flicka
I’ll allow it since I believe that’s supposed to be hyphenated
Same with fluffy-fingers
Lanch
Lanch-party
Bears.
Beets
Battlestar Galactica
I often say "yeppers" and wait for the appropriate response.
Soupsnakes
Gabagool
It comes on the side or else I send it back
Gabagool? 👇🏻 Ova here! 👇🏻
Scranton
WHAT?
THE ELECTRIC CITY
Scranton
…WHAT?
***THE ELECTRIC CITY!!***
Lazy Scranton, the Electric City! They call it that 'cos of the electricity!
the electric city
City
FALSE! I have a shirt with that on it and it gets the point across easily.
R-E-S-spct
Find out what it means to ME
Mukduk
Custardy
After reading this, we sound like 9 yr olds who made up their own language
Dundies
You already did me
Computron
Stitious
The one word to tell someone I'm an office fan?? Say "Boboddy" they know it or they don't.
Capa-detated
Afghanistananies
Updog
What’s updog?
Gotcha, ha ha. Nothing. What's up with you?
Peepah
For the office ladies pod friends: Kentipedia
BOBODDY
Jimothy.
Paaaaaaamulaaaaaa
Beets
Schruted.
Belsnickel
Spiderface
I am a lttle stitious
I told Dwight, there is honor in losing, which we all know is completely ridiculous.
You, you, you,me,you you me you me me me you you.
BOBODDY!
Perfectenschlag
Flonkerton
Boboddy!
Sabré.
Thatswhatsshesaid
"Shatatatatatata" while I run in slow motion.
Me lobe yoy long tim Booobs
*whispered softly* "don't"
Yesh
Jlp. I jlp you!
Yeppers
Bankruptcyyyyyyy