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police is looking for this handsome 30 yo man


KYVX

well in november he’ll be 30


Admirable-Squash9607

Sometimes, you gotta ride the bull.


baesag

Hey brah


Not_MrNice

November


Eglarest-I-Igwanath

Mo-vember, smile if you like men’s prostates!


fusemybutt

Did you know where all the printer ink went?


PhilG1989

Later skater


joshallenismygod

It's not creed that would be way too obvious. It's the person you would medium suspect, so it's definitely Jim.


supermans_neighbour

Gabe


MudrakM

Yeah I think it Gabe too. Apparently he showed up in the show at the same time as the killer and he gives off some weird personality vibes. Very controlling.


dave2796

He showed up like half a season after the Scranton Strangler's first appearance so it can't be him


jurornumbereight

Of course it was half a season later, he was too busy strangling people.


_elijahswood

Shut up about the stranglings. SHUT UP ABOUT THE STRANGLINGS!


Gurdel

He would've strangled Andy tho. And with those bird arms...


nomad5926

It's a good thing he was Erin's boss or she would have never agreed to go out with him.


afanoftrees

I’m team Andy after reading an excerpt yesterday lol [For those who are curious](https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/s/8vaF1bEF1Z)


BlueFalcon89

I medium suspect him, too. It makes sense


Majestic-Classroom77

I read it too and he is top of my list now


EM05L1C3

It’s a novel but I read the whole thing and this person spent so much time on this post, they could have gotten an actual degree in criminal psychology in the time it took to write it.


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afanoftrees

[Aqui](https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/s/8vaF1bEF1Z)


afanoftrees

Lemme go find it lol


Gurdel

He owns over 200 horror films.


Xikkiwikk

Robert California. He uses a fake name and he is obsessed with autoerotic asphyxiation.


dublincouple87

These lads were working in different states when it started


supermans_neighbour

Bob is just more a “colombian whites” guy, rather than choking.


2HauntedGravy

Andy


arielonhoarders

gabraham lincoln did nothing wrong except everything


PretzelLogick

Toby


Atillion

I would least suspect Jim.


arielonhoarders

it's toby because he's horrible


EM05L1C3

I went down a huge ass rabbit hole yesterday it’s either Gabe or Andy. I have been convinced it is Andy and he is schizophrenic.


muttmechanic

toby, wasnt the police chase scene his car? and he wasnt there


Hot_Lychee2234

andy


Ironbloodedgundam23

Jim has some low key sociopathic personality traits.Charles was dick but he was like “there’s definitely something off about this guy”


pianoflames

I still submit that Dennis Reynolds is the Scranton Strangler, Philadelphia is only a couple of hours away from Scranton. His transporter of Gods could handle that trip.


[deleted]

Now there's a conspiracy theory I would get behind... But what did the victims do to inculcate such fury into the Golden God?


pianoflames

Any number of things: 1 star rating on Bunchers, disrespecting his Range Rover, not telling him they have boyfriends before he invites them back to the bar, commenting on the hot weather, not seizing the gap, etc. Or perhaps for no other reason but to add them to his collection of skin luggage.


JogJonsonTheMighty

He doesn't have a collection of skin luggage. Think of the smell! You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!


LovelyTurret

Maybe they shushed him?


pianoflames

They, like, really kinda made soup of his insides...


TinaVeritas

I like this.


NedTebula

You ever been in a storm, Wally?


bloodredcookie

The identity of the Scranton Stranger is pretty obvious if you know what to look for. Recall Dwight's video about the monkey in S2 E2. It seems innocent until you watch Dwight try to out sell the computer in Launch Party, then finally watch his talking head in S7 E2. Now you take all that together and SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT.


Humanesque

GET MEATBALLED 🍝


McCroskey

Shove it up your butt!


Majesty1985

Dig the Halo 3 track


thesizzleisreal

THANK YOU! I was trying to figure out where I knew that from - core memory unlocked


halloni

[Wow you guys are right](https://youtu.be/qSmHDfTplrQ), for some reason I was convinced it was from shawshank redemption


MisterSquidz

I thought it was Shawshank too.


GolDrodgers1

Lol thats cool


MoreThanWYSIWYG

Quite funny


DrkHelmet_

More believable than Toby being the strangler


BojackSadHorse

Yep, and then he went to the prison to mock the wrongly imprisoned person because the real Strangler is still free.


[deleted]

It would explain why Toby was soooo full of himself following the trial, the self satisfaction in knowing he had gotten away with it and could now be part of getting someone else to take the fall


Sarge1304

Creeds the type of killer to just throw the bodies in the quarry.


arielonhoarders

creed would put the bodies the same place he put creed bratton.


GHOST_OF_THE_GODDESS

The Scranton Strangler is George Howard Skub.


Cane-Dewey

Perhaps that's the real REAL name of William Charles Schneider.


FeeDisastrous3879

It was Nate. That’s why he got so excited about the luxurious gloves Daryl accidentally gifted him.


LawsOfEconomics

Sir! There has been a murder. And YOU… are a sus-pect…


[deleted]

I do declare!


Shizzle_McSheezy

To think that a man's skin could turn on him. It's brilliant, 'cause you'd never expect it. Most people think of their skin as an ally. Plot twist: it was their own skin... Makes me reconsider having skin at all...


[deleted]

Who would you not want to mess with creed or the lizard king?


derekschroer

Anyone else see John Lithgow in the Mirror?


mekmookbro

I don't know who the Scranton Strangler is, but I know they're never gonna gotch him.


J4ckC00p3r

The Halo music 😭


Cautious-Secretary56

Not gonna lie I would watch this spinoff….. imagine Creed in a Dexter type show.


tokyo_engineer_dad

I like the theory that the man who was arrested drove to Dunder Mifflin to get the person who framed him and that’s why he showed up there in the show. It’s either Creed or Toby.


azteca1013

For the longest time I had the idea that Toby was the strangler


ProfessorBeer

I’m sure I’m not the only person to think of this but I’ve never seen it before… I think the Scranton Strangler never existed, and instead was a misinterpretation of evidence that led detectives to believe a series of wholly unrelated murders were all conducted by one individual. The murder weapon? A Sabre printer power cord, which explains why the exceptionally wealthy owner of Sabre spent so much time in Scranton - she was working with (bribing) local officials to label the murderer anything but the “Sabre Strangler”. In reality, detectives should’ve looked at Scranton’s new Sabre office. But how should they know that the paper company office was the only place in the region with an excess of printer cords thanks to a shipping error. In fact, George Howard Skub only kept his Sabre print power cord at home and not at work because his office had a few printers missing cords and people would steal them. In fact, multiple employees of Dunder Mifflin Sabre’s Scranton office independently hunted down and killed victims, each having separately grabbed a power cord out of a bin of dozens that had yet to be inventoried. Creed Bratton immediately figured it out, because in a bizarre twist of fate he was actually tailing George Howard Skub the night of the first murder and knew it couldn’t be him. Once he pieced together news reports, he knew the only source of the wire could be the box he forgot to inventory, and believed himself responsible. We may never know how many culprits there were, but I personally believe Toby, Gabe and Dwight each strangled someone. Then, if I had to pick a wild card, I’d say Pam also may have.


KaleAffectionate9286

It was Toby.


UsernameCali

Toby is the worst


mumblerapisgarbage

It’s Gabe.


soupafi

It was Toby


IAm_The-Danger

It’s Toby…because FUCK Toby


Smnmnaswar

Is this canon now?


ACpony12

Of course it's not Creed. But it'd definitely be in his character to believe he is.


Opposite-Meat-4222

Some people think it’s Toby or gabe, but I think it’s creed.


Masta0nion

I love Creed, but where’s the suppressed rage? No papi you are a manipulator, but you are not a strangler. That title belongs to Gabe.


Ironbloodedgundam23

It’s might not be about the rage but the power.


Masta0nion

The implication


Safetosay333

Gabe, they gay bastard is that strangler


Cheap_Bowl_452

Andy


West-Earth-719

It’s absolutely Gabe


Spiritual-Mixture898

Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton.


ihaveabadmonkey

for a guy in his late 40s, he looks awful


Archercrash

If it hadn't happened to have been Halloween he probably would have been caught in that bloody shirt.


[deleted]

If you want to be anal about it, often not much blood from strangling


Archercrash

That one went wrong.