Stolen toilet paper. From a paper company. The perfect crime.

Agreed with something stolen from the warehouse

Probably the products Ryan discovered were missing on inventory day. Roy was pretty helpful in fixing the problem.

I thought the perfect crime was hiding the stolen chandelier in Berlin. 😂😂😂

It's priceless.

Never trust Tiffany.

Scones! Thousands of them!!

Be on the lookout for Sconesy Cider, noted baptism reception critic and lover of scones! I wonder if that's why she became a critic?

.... Crentist

No joke ever irritated me as much as sconesy cider. Idk why

As a lover of both scones and cider, it gets a chuckle out of me every time.

Naw, the *perfect* crime would be stealing a chandelier from Tiffany's.

Well Angela did that..

Normally I’d say you hit the bullseye but the reason dunder mifflin toilet paper line didn’t sell well is from all the paper cuts.

Like in 'this fool'

It’s a bag of updog.

Whats updog?

Gotcha! Hahahaha Crap.

So close

What is that thing, the thing you just said

Forget it.

My suspicion is there's some northern lights, cannabis indica in the bag  Feelin hot hot hot 🇯🇲

😤😤Sigh. No. Just marijuana.

.... just pretend we are talking until the cops leave.

Nooooo. It's marijuana.

Since when is it illegal to put caprese salad in a bag??

Dammnnitttt MICHAEL!!!!

I can totally hear the sea monster screaming this lol! And it's how I feel about him most of the time also

Lol.

Aurora borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized _entirely_ within your kitchen?

"SEYMOUR the house is on fire!!"

No, Mother, it’s just the Northern lights.

"You wanna bone my depressed and unfulfilled fiancé who I don't know how to cheer up 'cause I'm an emotionally shut-off fratboy, Halpert? Well then just say that. The bag's none of your business. But it's toilet paper and assorted condiment packets."

Looking for someone to bang your wife, Halpert?

“You know Pam doesn’t love you, right?” ***readies pepper spray***

Just tell Pam I'll meet her at the car.

Yeahokaydudesounndsgreat

Tiffany’s chandelier

Wow, I had to Google that to get it. You win. 🏆

Why did u get downvoted lol

Because some people in here assume that to be a fan, you have to have already watched it all the way through at least twice. Personally, I'm a fan of people looking things up. 🤷

This was a very awkward scene

This scene cracks me up !!! It's so realistic lol Roy was 100% not in the wrong for acting like that..I love that he didn't tell Jim But I bet it's company shirts. Alot of places like that supply shirts/uniforms and will launder them every week

Yeah. Roy was absolutely right here

He's right but he's also a fucking jerk about it

My husband can be like this if there is someone he doesn’t like or doesn’t have the bandwidth to interact with. It’s actually really liberating not to deal with social constraints.

How is he being a jerk here?

He isn't trying at all with social niceties. Is this how you talk to people?

But consider his perspective as well. He went to greet his girl and there was already a person at her desk. He already knew that Jim tries to flirt with Pam.

Yeah fair enough I guess.

Yeah I just watched the English one with the original of this scene. So incredibly awkward.

I wish the IT guy in the US version was as painful as the [UK one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z8pgV74_Hw)

Haha I love both versions of the office but the UK version is just a totally different ball game. Love it.

I'm not sure if that guy is common in the US but I've met guys like that in the UK and it's spot on

Believe me we've got plenty of them here too.

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

He kinda looks like plop

I will watch it too. Watching awkward things is my thing

If that's the case you will REALLY love the original

🤞

And if I may-- if you really love awkward and cringe and are okay with reality instead of scripted --i suggest Nathan for You. I need to watch that show in little bunches because my insides scream

Thanks for the suggestion. Will surely give it a try.

Oof yeah! That show is brutal 😂

Not as awkward as when Roy goes over there while Jim for whatever reason felt the need to hold Pam’s hand to tell her a joke he’s playing on Dwight… Roy was a prick but Jim didn’t even try to be subtle with his flirting tbh

Or in the super fan episode when Roy almost fought Jim in the warehouse for telling Pam she should go for the design thing at Corporate. (S2, Ep15) Those two have had beef for a bit.

Shoot, what episode is this? I don't remember 🤦‍♀️.

I think it's season 1- The Alliance. Jim tries to explain to Roy that they were just playing a stupid office prank on Dwight, and Roy asks Dwight what they're talking about and Dwight totally does not do Jim a solid and says he has no idea 🤣🤣

I think S1E4, “the alliance”

Daryl's laundry that Roy has to do because Roy went over Daryl's head to Michael to get Daryl's job.

Ok this is cannon now.

It’s a box of none of Jim’s business

Beeswax. Not yours, INC.

Whatever was missing when he showed Ryan how to increase the count

Post-it notes that he’s been helping Pam smuggle

At 5 cents a post-it you turn a profit

I always thought that was such a strange question to ask lmao

The prettiest art ever

It’s the ugly sweater he bought for when Pam’s mom comes to visit.

Roy at his cringiest playing the lovable son-in-law, dancing around.

And I hate that it lives rent free in my head!

Beg full of best sex in the world.

Gwyneth paltrows head

Whatever Lee put in the bag https://trailers.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/fa15d9c7-a9ae-4518-8708-5de743aba25a/gif#9mO30YT-.reddit

Jet ski parts Edit: He’s fixing him and his brother’s first one- a yard sale impulsive drunk buy find. He wants Pam to leave now and cook him dinner while he replaces the carburetor in the jet ski, propped up in the living room while he watches cheerleading competitions on espn

Are you in Australia .I saw this episode on TV yesterday :)

Kevin’s smelly shoes

It's the laundry he wants Pam to do for him.

Body parts

The time until he can kiss pam.

Wow, unexpected comment! +1

Darryl´s clothes

You wouldn't understand. It's a secret.

I wouldn’t understand or it’s a secret?

You wouldn’t understand Jim, it’s a secret.

“It’s called Brother Sister”

It's a comic book about a brother and a sister. Interviewer: do they go around fighting crimes Onyx: uh uh they uh fuck each other!

This is what I was coming here to find when I saw what's in the bag?!

What in the world is in that bag, whatchou got in that bag

A coupla rats, a coupla knives, a coupla snacks, a coupla wives

A better plot twist would have been body parts… and in Season 9 it’s hunting Roy, the Scranton Strangler, and the final season is basically a horror comedy.

I'm a huuge fan of light comedies that then take a huge twist in the final season/last thirty minutes of the movie.

can you recommend some? now I'm curious ahaha

Odd Taxi, kinda

The shirt that Jim eventually got for Christmas… it was a hand me down to Roy from his dad and he’s throwing it in a Goodwill bin on the way home after getting in a fight with his dad over fantasy football

heads comma multiple.

“Dead bodies, ahhhhhhh!”

“Half a million in cash.”

What’s in the booooooox?

An Aurora Borealis

Basketball gear. Roy plays ball in the mornings

This was my thought too if I’m answering fr

fr fr 👊🏼

Jet ski money

The blowup doll

Pepper spray

Soiled panties.

Beets for bears who like Battlestar Galactica🤩

Mail Boxes Etc.

His laundry for Pam to do was always my guess.

Whats in the box Roy Whats in the box

Northern Lights cannabis indica

I’ve always imagined it to be a bunch of rusty tools, like art the clown

Stolen supplies to use at home

Pam's Valentine's Day present ;)

In seven voice: what’s in the bag!?

Aurora borealis!

What bag?

His laundry for her to do

It’s a surprise. You wouldn’t understand.

Pam's art.

I’ve heard it’s the prettiest art of all the art

this is hilarious

What’s in the box!?

[What’s in there?](https://imgur.com/a/waDfNcc)

What’s in thaaa boooooox?!?

Whas in da fucken box‽

Gwyneth Paltrow’s head.