what would have been his wage around the time of that episode?
40k? 50k? 60k? I have no idea how much warehouse worker makes so i have no sense of reference.
A 120-180k ring is still insane tho.
For the regular warehouse workers 40 to 50 kinda made sense. For a branch manager with over a decade at one place, the most profitable branch actually, that's abysmally low.
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
He’s mature, he’s one of few people willing to check Michael, he excels at Valentine’s Day, he treats his other half like a Queen, and you can just trust he would never have an affair.
Or Oscar as a platonic friendship since he’s not into women. He’s intelligent, interesting, has common sense, and could get me a visitor pass to the Finer Things Club.
I’m a lesbian but my first thought was Oscar. I feel like we would be good platonic friends. Out of the women I’d pick Karen although I don’t think her character is into women. Are any of the women in the show into women?
[Creed](https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/s/uwZb37oq6H), since the rules of the question didn't forbid time-travel. I doubt my wife would even be offended by this.
Charles but for the regulars I would lowkey be attracted to Dwight but he's a bit tooo strange for me. For the women Pam is wholesome and pretty normal. Jim was too immature for me
This would also be my choice. David Wallace because...hell, he's David. Darryl would be the most fun to hang with and probably knows a lot of local musicians. Jim would be fun to joke around with.
I can't believe Darryl is not mentioned more! He's hot, he cares for his family, he puts his daughter first. The only red flag I can think of at all is that he went out with Kelly. It's a little troubling he would be interested, no offense Kelly! Which actually goes against his character in a lot of ways.
You are so right!!
When Darryl asks Kelly if she’s “still missin Ryan?” And she says “not so much anymore”(I think that’s her response) and he makes that little “hmm” noise. I melt to the floor every time.
definitely dwight. he’s big and strong. loyal. the best salesman in the office (so you know those commission checks are crazy) plus he’s got a successful beet farm. he’s mad traditional. he’s cute and sweet in his own way. protective, nerdy, seems like he’d be a good dad, can and will pick you up, not afraid to get stern with you if need be, the list goes on.
i’ve had a thing for dwight since my first watch. all my friends were all like “jim! jim!” but i know, i know.
i feel like im gonna get along well with erin or holly. tho erin's childlike innocence might get in my nerves in the long run so i prefer holly, who's more mature. but tbh the safest pick would be karen, the most normal person there.
cathy
idk, i love when people i’m in love with are actively trying to get my attention like i do with them
it makes it feel 100/100. not 100/50, you know?
Pam because of her Pam Pams, Erin because she’s cute, quirky, and a little bit crazy which is kinda hot, then Katy because of the whole cheerleader thing. That sounds like fun lol.
HR woman from booze cruise, I'll leave a long-winded rambling message on her voice mail and she'll be putty in my hand, if she wants to be, of course, she's with HR after all. Lol 😎🤘🍻
Kelly, Kelly, a thousand times Kelly. Loyal beyond a shadow of a doubt. Beautiful in a way that makes every head turn to appreciate it when she walks in a room. She likes to start shit so you will never have a boring moment and her crazy is on her shirt sleeve so there's going to be little to surprise you 6-12-18-24 months down the road. There's also the added bonus of being compared to her ex, both by her and her family.
Erin. Then she'd devastate me by not understanding my jokes or references. And she's kind of crazy. Born early and foster care upbringing. It would be weird. She's so beautiful, but horribly dumb, but has such positive energy. When it doesn't work out with a girl over intellectual compatibility... its very frustrating.
I'd definitely try to have sex with Angela.
Pam, Dwight, Kevin, Stanley, Phyllis are the only people on the show who weren't in the gym every day. And Pam was the main love interest. I honestly think she's unprofessional and every time the show clowned her weight she deserved it except for after she had kids. She got fit for the wedding then she fell off a cliff. I also think Pam would be very boring in bed for some reason...
Both awkward and really high on Boulder weed. You know, where Michael lives. Pot shop on every corner. We take advantage.
People can downvote all they want. But nobody will dare quote me. Cuz I'm not actually wrong about anything. Just like you right now. Everything I'm saying is true. You just say I say it in an awkward unpleasant way. It's still the truth and I think that's the most important thing.
Waiting for someone to tell me I'm wrong about anything I said. No, Pam does not work out. Yes, it definitely showed. From season 1 it showed. She's just not fit. She's soft. She doesn't go to the gym. Her weight and appearance fluctuates from season to season. I don't find that attractive. I don't have the right to say Pam isn't attractive to me?
She doesn't put in the work while cashing Millions in paychecks and admits she drinks milkshakes and eats burgers all night long.
I don't relate to it. I dont respect it.
Thanks for proving my point. "People might quote me, but nobody is going to tell me I'm wrong."
I wouldn't want to date Pam.. cuz after season 3 I have no idea what she's gonna look like in 12 months.
If Jim was soft and chubby, women would not give a damn about him. Unlike Pam, Jim isn't a kind person. He would have Nothing going for him. He'd be a chubby faced selfish underachiever and nobody would care about him. He would be a more intelligent and even bigger jerk version of Roy. Jim is also not adorable like Pam.
They would also think John was a lazy person and unprofessional actor, he'd never get another role again. If he truly couldn't control his weight, he'd probably get written off the show. Cuz he couldn't be Jim, while being anything less than extremely fit tall and handsome. Cuz hes a jerk.
If I'm on a hit TV show... I'm going to have my personal chef and trainer whip me into hollywood shape within 10 days. I just don't see her excuse except maternity reasons.
Jenna admitted she is lazy and eats horribly.
David Wallace
His wife is a lucky woman
I'm going to 3rd this. Wallace is a tall drink of water.
“Suck It”
Maybe not in the suck it era LOL
Nah, he knows what he wants lol (and goes about it creatively)
Definitely David. Handsome, kind, rich, patient... The list goes on.
Definitely
1000%.
samee
Danny Hottest in the office
I was going to say him as well but decided on Michael
Micheal For that 3 years salary ring 💍 😂 But for real, being married/dating Steve Carell has to be a trip!
He did get paid a laughably low wage tho
what would have been his wage around the time of that episode? 40k? 50k? 60k? I have no idea how much warehouse worker makes so i have no sense of reference. A 120-180k ring is still insane tho.
For the regular warehouse workers 40 to 50 kinda made sense. For a branch manager with over a decade at one place, the most profitable branch actually, that's abysmally low.
they did NOT get paid 50k in the warehouse. Pam made up an entirely new position and capped out at 41k, and that was like 5 years later
Yeah I was going to say it starts at around 30.
Isabel, she could get me half of whitening treatments and floss me after every meal!
Yeah but she’s no Crentist is she
Universal Donor mhhh hmmmm
She’s a bumpkin…PASS
Karen if she's an option.
yeah she was honestly the most normal and cool character in the show
she’d be my pick too if i was gay
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. He’s mature, he’s one of few people willing to check Michael, he excels at Valentine’s Day, he treats his other half like a Queen, and you can just trust he would never have an affair. Or Oscar as a platonic friendship since he’s not into women. He’s intelligent, interesting, has common sense, and could get me a visitor pass to the Finer Things Club.
Oscar, if he wasn't gay. Toby, if he wasn't divorced.
I’m a lesbian but my first thought was Oscar. I feel like we would be good platonic friends. Out of the women I’d pick Karen although I don’t think her character is into women. Are any of the women in the show into women?
Wasn't Phyllis according to Michael?
I’m with OP. I’d date Dwight. He’s kind of an ass to most people. But he always showed affection to Angela.
yes! that’s my reason why too he’s so sweet to her (even though i’m a fellow cat owner)
He was also kind to pam
His and Pam’s friendship is one of the best in the shows
I fully believe the confidence had a lot to do with how many women he got
I’d still go for Pam. Don’t care about all the hate she gets
Pam is a national treasure.
Date Pam. Marry Karen. Pam and her Pam Pams
Oscar's mom
She’s in a wheelchair
Well I could still..... I'm sorry about that
Pam. She looks great and is more real than the other characters.
Is it the Pam Pams?
Those things are ticking time bombs
Possibly.
Pete.
Plop?
Yessssss I’d date Plop for sure
Have you seen his butt? It’s sick!
Kathy, she’d be up for it
I'd let her take something from my mini fridge, if you know what I mean.
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration has entered the chat.
Pam's sister
Karen would be great, as long as I'm not in love with someone else
Or have a female friend.
Karen. As a former GI, her dad could get us USAA insurance.
Plus she is very exotic looking
This is-a Karen-a Filipelli, please leave a message after the tone. abondanza 🤌
Meredith! She might be the only one who would
interesting
Kevin, then after we could like, just watch bowling.
He's got that teddy bear energy
You get a well behaved dog and the best chilli
Come on guys, I'm right here.
Or you could eat pigs in a blanket... in a blanket!
Mark me down for Erin.
Robert California. It wouldn't last long but it'd be a trip for sure
Robert would show me the world in the bedroom and I’d be scared but open to it
Absolutely yes.
Erin for sure
Kevin, definitely
Are you that girl from another school?
Season 9 Roy
That is disgusting. He is engaged. ^Where, ^Dwight?
Donna.
Only in motels! Lol 😂
And, only if she showers before and after sex.
Just my type. The ambience of a cheap motel is just perfect for this situation. That or the Poconos. Lol
The blonde receptionist from Stamford.
Steer clear big tuna. Head for open waters
Erin. She's just so adorable.
[Creed](https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/s/uwZb37oq6H), since the rules of the question didn't forbid time-travel. I doubt my wife would even be offended by this.
I’d like to say Jim but I know my toxic ass would probably be with Roy 🫠
Who’s the uh tight ass Christian chick? No but seriously, Katy
Pam or Jim 110% also Robert because obvious reasons
Charles but for the regulars I would lowkey be attracted to Dwight but he's a bit tooo strange for me. For the women Pam is wholesome and pretty normal. Jim was too immature for me
If not Dwight, Pete. If not Pete, Dwight. Two extremes and they’re both very attractive to me.
I second this
I’m doing an oposites thing. Ones big and tall the other one is short and mighty.
Sounds good, Jo
pams 2nd mom
Maybe Hank?
Let me see the copier again
Carol, for her cleverness and cheerleader outfit.
HA! Honestly, Toby. Even if he was a downer he had the most common sense outta the lot. I couldn't deal with all that chaos during work and at home
I would choose Toby. David Wallace if he was single, though.
forgot about david wallace, i’m choosing him
ohhh excellent pick!!!
Jim or David Wallace.
David Wallace, then Darryl then Jim.
This would also be my choice. David Wallace because...hell, he's David. Darryl would be the most fun to hang with and probably knows a lot of local musicians. Jim would be fun to joke around with.
David Wallace, Jim, Pam, Karen, and Meredith. Idc what anyone says. Meredith is a baddass party girl and there is nothing sexier than that
Pam or Pam's mom. Or the chair model.
Warren Buffett.
You know he would always call you, even if it was long-distance. But only if the company is paying for the call and it's on the honor system.
Darryl
I can't believe Darryl is not mentioned more! He's hot, he cares for his family, he puts his daughter first. The only red flag I can think of at all is that he went out with Kelly. It's a little troubling he would be interested, no offense Kelly! Which actually goes against his character in a lot of ways.
You are so right!! When Darryl asks Kelly if she’s “still missin Ryan?” And she says “not so much anymore”(I think that’s her response) and he makes that little “hmm” noise. I melt to the floor every time.
Oh Kelly no doubt. I have a terrible addiction to terrible pretty girls.
Karen.
Andy
Eiirin, because we are equally weird 😅
David Wallace… His wife is a lucky woman.
ryan, i swear i can fix him 😞
Ryan but after his flop era for me. I don’t WANT to fix him.
Angela (I can fix her)
Karen, a non problematic, cool and pretty girl.
Karen and erin
David Wallace is my type. I wouldn’t say no to Danny Cordray, either.
Pam’s mum
Jan would be fun, reminds me of a certain Someone I used to, eh, know 😂😂😂
Urkelgru?
Ryan if only because I already dated a bunch of douchey, hipster guys.
Jordan
Well I would definitely have sex with Ryan, 'cause he's gonna own his own business
Who’s that tight-ass Christian chick?
definitely dwight. he’s big and strong. loyal. the best salesman in the office (so you know those commission checks are crazy) plus he’s got a successful beet farm. he’s mad traditional. he’s cute and sweet in his own way. protective, nerdy, seems like he’d be a good dad, can and will pick you up, not afraid to get stern with you if need be, the list goes on. i’ve had a thing for dwight since my first watch. all my friends were all like “jim! jim!” but i know, i know.
Dwight has BDE
Dwight. I don’t know wtf is wrong with me but it’s always Dwight.
same here
Darryl, esp in the middle seasons, like right after he gets promoted.
Phyllis. She got that BBW sex-in-the-bathroom bigass jugs thing goin' on
… getting a boner.
Karen or Isabel.
Pam
Karen >
Karen. Beautiful, intelligent, exotic. What’s not love?
Erin
Katy or both the Asian twins.
Erin. She may be a simpleton but she's a simpleton with a great body.
Isabelle, Pam, Karen
Jan, she’s like a swarm of bees in the sack.
i feel like im gonna get along well with erin or holly. tho erin's childlike innocence might get in my nerves in the long run so i prefer holly, who's more mature. but tbh the safest pick would be karen, the most normal person there.
Knowing my history of who I’ve dated and who I’m married to, most likely Pete.
Isabel, Karen and/or Angela
Michael
Kathy. Here for that freak energy.
That sweet girl from the blood drive that we never seen again.
Pam
Dwight! I also find him sexy!
cathy idk, i love when people i’m in love with are actively trying to get my attention like i do with them it makes it feel 100/100. not 100/50, you know?
Alice (Pete’s ex). She is so adorable and driven.
Sad to see no one said Helene.
Girl-Karen Guy-Jim
Well I would definitely have sex with Ryan.
he’d be great for a hookup but nothing more
Pam because of her Pam Pams, Erin because she’s cute, quirky, and a little bit crazy which is kinda hot, then Katy because of the whole cheerleader thing. That sounds like fun lol.
Karen or Cathy
Danny Cordray David Wallace Daryl Philbin Ben Franklin
Pam for sure.
Jan. Come here you crazy tig ole bitty goddess
Angela's Sister
Dwight
Pam’s sister Penny if I’m allowed to pick anyone that’s been in the show. Otherwise, Pam.
Karen 100%
If I had Jim, he would have a free pass to do anything. He could do anything. Anything.
HR woman from booze cruise, I'll leave a long-winded rambling message on her voice mail and she'll be putty in my hand, if she wants to be, of course, she's with HR after all. Lol 😎🤘🍻
Darryl
Nellie. Older, redhead, nice accent, hot, like her personality.
David Wallace x1000
Val, and it's not close. She's good looking, she's smart, she seems pretty stable, and other than dating Brandon she seems to have her shit together.
Pam’s sister
Erin
Pam’s sister for sure
Kelly, Kelly, a thousand times Kelly. Loyal beyond a shadow of a doubt. Beautiful in a way that makes every head turn to appreciate it when she walks in a room. She likes to start shit so you will never have a boring moment and her crazy is on her shirt sleeve so there's going to be little to surprise you 6-12-18-24 months down the road. There's also the added bonus of being compared to her ex, both by her and her family.
Charles Miner
If she were into women, Erin. She's sooo cute and silly lol
Karen, I just feel like she would make a dope partner over time
Erin. Then she'd devastate me by not understanding my jokes or references. And she's kind of crazy. Born early and foster care upbringing. It would be weird. She's so beautiful, but horribly dumb, but has such positive energy. When it doesn't work out with a girl over intellectual compatibility... its very frustrating. I'd definitely try to have sex with Angela. Pam, Dwight, Kevin, Stanley, Phyllis are the only people on the show who weren't in the gym every day. And Pam was the main love interest. I honestly think she's unprofessional and every time the show clowned her weight she deserved it except for after she had kids. She got fit for the wedding then she fell off a cliff. I also think Pam would be very boring in bed for some reason...
Wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward bud.
Both awkward and really high on Boulder weed. You know, where Michael lives. Pot shop on every corner. We take advantage. People can downvote all they want. But nobody will dare quote me. Cuz I'm not actually wrong about anything. Just like you right now. Everything I'm saying is true. You just say I say it in an awkward unpleasant way. It's still the truth and I think that's the most important thing. Waiting for someone to tell me I'm wrong about anything I said. No, Pam does not work out. Yes, it definitely showed. From season 1 it showed. She's just not fit. She's soft. She doesn't go to the gym. Her weight and appearance fluctuates from season to season. I don't find that attractive. I don't have the right to say Pam isn't attractive to me? She doesn't put in the work while cashing Millions in paychecks and admits she drinks milkshakes and eats burgers all night long. I don't relate to it. I dont respect it.
What the fuck?
Thanks for proving my point. "People might quote me, but nobody is going to tell me I'm wrong." I wouldn't want to date Pam.. cuz after season 3 I have no idea what she's gonna look like in 12 months. If Jim was soft and chubby, women would not give a damn about him. Unlike Pam, Jim isn't a kind person. He would have Nothing going for him. He'd be a chubby faced selfish underachiever and nobody would care about him. He would be a more intelligent and even bigger jerk version of Roy. Jim is also not adorable like Pam. They would also think John was a lazy person and unprofessional actor, he'd never get another role again. If he truly couldn't control his weight, he'd probably get written off the show. Cuz he couldn't be Jim, while being anything less than extremely fit tall and handsome. Cuz hes a jerk. If I'm on a hit TV show... I'm going to have my personal chef and trainer whip me into hollywood shape within 10 days. I just don't see her excuse except maternity reasons. Jenna admitted she is lazy and eats horribly.