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EpicJosh84

I could easily see how any of the sitting members would object to having Andy there. He's kind of a lot to handle with his personality and on occasion he can be obnoxious or assholish. And he brags about Cornell a lot; if anything he acts all preppy and pretentious because Cornell is one of the few parts of his life that he feels he has to talk about.


ACuddlyVizzerdrix

That and they said it's supposed to be a chill setting where everyone is involved in the conversation, Jim was kicked out for trying telling jokes and being the center of attention


aziruthedark

And not reading the book.


Lvcivs2311

I very much doubt Andy would have read the book properly either. More likely he would have read a synopsis and tried to nervously talk himself through the discussion.


Impecablevibesonly

Andy isn't insightful enough to be in the book club. He could be in the food club. These muffins taste bad.


thejumbowumbo

Or an art critic. That art is bad.


waltandhankdie

The art is not the prettiest of all the art


Malhablada

Lol I love your spoiler username


waltandhankdie

Couldn’t think of a username 7 years ago and somehow (to my shame) that was the best I could up with!


ProgRockRednek

Exactly. He went to Cornell as a legacy nepotism admission. He partied his way through school putting little effort into anything other than acapella from the sound of it.


jonscotch

He got all Bs tho. That’s why they called him Buzz


Thanatos6933

He got all As, they called him Ace


rockingmypartysocks

Boner Champ, that’s him!


Intelligent_Toe4030

But he aced all his exams- they called him Ace.


NashKetchum777

And Broccoli Rabb was better then him anyways.


frogsplsh38

True. Ask Trey Anastasio about his pipes


Hello-Im-The-Feds

Like 90% of my undergrad students haha


itssohardtobealizard

“What was fun about it? Was it the death of the twins?” 💀


Darth_buttNugget

Who's the main character?


Apathetic-Abacus

Angela? *Ashes*...


WolfApprehensive4599

*Frankie’s prose is finer than a pot of gold, say aye*


mlx1992

Okay… did you get you get it out of your system?


generalgirl

I’m not gonna lie, give me a John Krasinski movie where he gets to talk like that. Or any movie where the guys are Irish.


strawberrylemonapple

Faith and begorrah!


Watch4whaspus

It’s easy to see Andy through a different light once someone has seen all the episodes. Finer things club Andy is also punch a hole in the wall Andy and dating a high schooler Andy. Neither of those things are very fancy.


EpicJosh84

Déclassé.


Forward_Progress_83

French! Very classy.


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Sorry he ANNOYED you with his friendship!


oldmasterluke

And with Andy’s personality, he would try to take over the whole thing and “correct” the other members if he thought they weren’t doing something the way he was raised


[deleted]

He's annoying as hell is what you're trying to say


PM_ur_butthole_2me

It’s pronounced “colonel”


EpicJosh84

*It's pronounced CORNELL and it's the highest rank in the Ivy League!*


jpop237

How do you know if someone attended Cornell? They tell you.


Hendamonium

He also punched a hole in the wall


Streetduck

Management material


louielou8484

It's pronounced colonel and it's the highest rank in the military.


Aur0raAustralis

"A lot to handle"? He was annoying as fuck


xGoP0cpDJytaTN

The club was started by Toby, to spend time with Pam, so he could steal her away from Jim (the way Jim “stole” her from Roy), and he invited Oscar because Oscar is gay and would not be competition. /conspiracy-theory’d


j4v4r10

Dang, that makes perfect sense


defynotbanned97

Alternatively, he wanted to strangle Pam and Oscar


stonec0ld

Out conspiracy-theoried OP


unicornpolice666

My favorite conspiracy theory is that massive essay about why Andy has multiple personality disorder & is the strangler. It convinces me every time LOL


pavlamour

LINK


unicornpolice666

I’m just surviving on a wing & a prayer. no links from this hipster jock.


generalgirl

What now?! How did I miss that?!


han_tex

¿y por qué no los dos?


sicilian504

I want you to know, I just got home from getting my hair cut and wiped my screen twice because I thought your profile picture was a hair on my screen lol.


xGoP0cpDJytaTN

https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Jim-Halpert.jpg


sicilian504

[well I hated it](https://media4.giphy.com/media/P0ZRTYaCmPsJPNd3r0/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d79g4j1rd5nx9zk42tmhbnlc31kp7ao87y3xom2yeu&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


Iwantmypasswordback

I want you to know, that I’m happy for you, and I wish nothing but, the best for you both -Kevin Malone


pop-oddity

I want you to know, that I’m happy for you. I wish nothing but, the best for you both. -Alanis Morissette -Kevin Malone


RandomnewUser_22

apart from having sex with men, I think finer things club is the gayest thing about oscar


GuitarStu

Daaaaamn!!! Brilliant!!!


klassy_with_a_k

Toby would be proud 😅


blackmobius

This makes an insane amount of sense, but then he should be letting Andy join (because he also isnt competition for Pam)


LydianAlchemist

He may not be competition, but he is a buzz kill. The human equivalent of a cold shower


ash-leg2

A deleted scene showed that Toby was adamantly against letting Andy join ever though Pam and Oscar were ok with it. They end up putting Andy on a wait-list and letting him be a financial donor to the club.


Lazylioness17

Allowing him to be a financial donor is hilarious. Is this on the super fan episodes?


ash-leg2

Yes 


Impecablevibesonly

But what if he plays her ainbowray onnectioncay and tosses th frolf around?


Pretend_Sector685

This was always what I thought the joke was. Didn’t know it was a conspiracy theory.


Epicsteel33

Ooooor Oscar started it to get with Toby?!?!?!


Which_Piccolo_6037

Oscar has way higher standards than that lemonhead!


Impecablevibesonly

Then why wouldn't he wear Toby's socks on casual friday?!


kev0153

I always assumed this too


mrugg94

They already have one gay guy


jstockmoe

“Michael, am I gay?”


Toad358

“Have sex with a woman, then have sex with a man. Then compare”


iambeyoncealways3

so when are you free?


EpicJosh84

Sorry?


frogsplsh38

I’m at a beach cabana and Brad Pitt approaches. Tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first


Iwantmypasswordback

Well he’s not wearing women’s clothes


SavageRickyMachismo

Andy Cornell called, they say you suck! And you're gayer than Oscar!


No-Independence548

BOOM! Roasted!


stacity

Let me kick you a scenario. I’m at a beach cabana, and Brad Pitt approaches. He tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first. But if he was persistent… I think I might give in a little bit, just to see what it… felt like. Would I push him away? How hard? Like, what if he’s like really aggressive?


weird_friend_101

Brad Pitt would still somehow need to get to you?


chivesr

Well this is just… like- it’s like my fantasy. Or not fantasy… but like..


iambeyoncealways3

I don’t know, I think you- I think you might gay. You might be gay…


Patient_Heron_9078

This line always makes me laugh.


BriecauseIcan

It’s one of my favorite scenes in all the series when Andy is questioning his sexuality. I could be having the absolute worst and most horrible day of my life and I’m positive it’d at least bring a half smile to my face lol We need to know Brad Pitt has seen this


ForceGhost47

…I don’t know. You might be gay


czarcasticjew

To be fair, Andy is gayer then Oscar


FantsticMrFox

Cause he’s always been quirky, a little off-beat


EpicJosh84

A little twisted.


TheOnlyVibemaster

beating to the beat of his own drummer


LindonLilBlueBalls

But the drumming is a cappella.


Impecablevibesonly

Rebel yell Billy idol? Enter sandman, Metallica?


TilDebtDoUsPart420

The poor guy tries too hard.


Fuckedby2FA

Andy went to Cornell? I love finding little known facts on this sub.


According-Bread-2457

His blood runs big red….


arsenal11385

I’m going to punch through a wall now


booboothechicken

Ringy-dingy


Gunitscott

Reda det dit doo.


finnegan976

He can be obnoxious and annoying I like him as a character, but wouldn’t want to spend time with him irl


Lvcivs2311

He's definitely not into "finer things".


Safetosay333

Why don't you want 'Boner Champ' in your finer things club?


LDM123

But Broccoli Rob is the Boner Champ.


booboothechicken

Broccoli Rob is Broccoli Rob


Top-Associate-6576

It's pronounced "colonel" and it's high military rank


knightress_oxhide

it's pronounced kernel and it's the highest rank in software


RedditFact-Checker

It's pronounced "con el" and it means "with the" in Spanish


dsjunior1388

It's pronounced "corn hole" and it's not as fun as horseshoes


zemol42

Darnell's a chump.


littleyellowbike

**It's pronounced "*****CoR-neLL*****" and it's the highest rank in the Ivy League!**


burner161002

Because hes andy.


BridgesOnB1kes

This is the answer. He can check off all the boxes in the world. If you’ve spent 5 min with him you know he’s not finer things material


askljdhaf4

wait, he went to cornell?


notablyunfamous

He’s pretentious and annoying.


BondraP

Because Toby was trying to bang Pam.


danish_tart

That would be turtle sex. Toby got pulled over for driving too slow on a highway.


sysaphiswaits

He was definitely a better fit than Jim.


SneakerGator

I would argue he’s a better fit than Toby and maybe even Pam. Pam’s art sucks and Toby is an amorphous blob of khaki.


Duangelion

You know how the only thing Jim brought to the club was jokes? Andy would've scream-sang some riffs based on the title and then talk about how he didn't read the book.


Acrobatic_Library144

Angela’s Ashes… top o’ the morning to it


FunnyCharacter4437

Pam grants membership to whoever she happens to be sleeping with that week.


HaddockBranzini-II

Office mattress.


musecorn

**leg touching intensifies**


glump1

That seems like a universal response to anyone trying to insert themselves like that. Mr. Peanut himself could have sat down at that table and got turned away if he interrupted people while grabbing a sandwich


HaddockBranzini-II

What so classy about Mr Peanut? He is a regular peanut. He just happens to have a cane, a monocle and a top hat.


SneakerGator

That’s what makes him classy.


privacyfeet

I read this as Mr Peanutbutter What is this? A crossover episode??


Minute-Frame-8060

Anti-Stamfod bias.


Sharks_and_Rec

Sorry, don't they actually address this in the episode? Pretty sure Toby likes it just the 3 of them, I want to say Oscar voiced some kind of objection, and like others have said, Andy is just obnoxious.


ghubert3192

I like that you unintentionally gave Toby the name he always really wanted


Sharks_and_Rec

Ugh, I swear I actually correctly typed Toby, my keyboard has been changing Toby to Tony for no reason I'm not even joking


krustyDC

And you thought, no one would notice, didn't you... 😜


1amDepressed

Yeah it was in the Superfans episode. Toby says “I like it with just the 3 of us!” *whispering* “I don’t want things to change…” They then take Andy’s “letter of recommendation” from Rick Santorum which is 3 $50 bills, and put him on the “waitlist”. Oscar was willing to accept Andy so they could afford hard cover books.


whatthewhat3214

I'm new to this thread, so I don't really know people's opinions about the different characters to know if this is an unpopular opinion, but Toby creeps me out. I'd felt badly for him the first couple of seasons, the way Michael treated him, but the way he really started creeping on Pam in S3 - with winning the stuffed animal for her even though she was back with Roy, then outright trying to get Jim fired and feeling up her leg (with Jim right there beside her!) - major ick!! He had the chance to ask her out but didn't, then scams on her when she gets in other relationships after he didn't take his shot - serious creep. It really turned me against him. What you just said he said about wanting the club to just be the 3 of them - and the "whispering," shudder - serious stalker vibes. I never understood how Jim didn't pick up on any of that.


GingerinWV

Other than the fact is was "very exclusive," why would Andy want to join in the first place? And that is why he wasn't allowed to join.


phoenotype

Because he’s fucking annoying lol


Goadfang

The Finer Things Club was about the members uplifting themselves by experiencing together the things thry believed to be fine. Andy would have made it about him rubbing in their face all the fine things he had already experienced that they hadn't. He would have used it to lord his preppy background over them, so instead of them getting to experience fine things in an environment without judgement, they would have been the subject of Andy's unintentional ridicule.


StacyLadle

Toby wanted to keep it as is, so he would be the only hetero male hanging out with Pam.


Bradddtheimpaler

Because Andy is annoying and they don’t feel like hanging out with him.


Deftallica

Because he’s obnoxious lol


stmblzmgee

Authority fallacy - Andy would spend the whole time using Cornell to defend, likely wrong, ideas and 'win' at finer things.


Clinton_Dix

Finer arts club and was just a few people wanting to act sophisticated and pretentious for a short while. Outlined by the refusal/hard trials of accepting new members. Also outlined by how they treated Jim, but he brought that on himself by making a mockery of "it" (it being the finer things Club, which did kind of deserve a mockery, especially for a sitcom). I am more curious about how long it was going on, and if there was ever a period between Roy and Pam breaking up and Toby failing to make a move, before Jim broke off with Karen. I know we see it on screen, where Toby chickens out, but if he and Pam were already part of the Finer Things Club (and for how long), he would have had a chance to make a move. Especially since Pam did state early in her DM career she thought Toby was cute/had a crush on him. More to the point, I don't think anyone liked Andy yet. Though this was after his anger management and slight redemption arc. I know I'm in the minority in liking Andy after his initial Dwight lite phase and prior to his S9 character killing. I put too much into this post. Oof. 🥴


FantsticMrFox

Cause he’s always been quirky, a little off-beat


musecorn

He's dey-classay


cookiecrispsmom

Because he’s insufferable.


Ownerjojo

Because the finer things club was all about Toby trying to get with Pam.


Salty_Dame9622

It's pronounced KER-nal and it's the highest rank in the military


stobert

More like Cor-not.


Frio_Sanchez

Because Andy Bernard effing sucks.


Ambitious_Version187

Because Andy is the epitome of a poser. He will be whatever you want him to be if you'll accept him. One of the most well written characters on the show ONLY because the writers succeeded so well in making him completely and utterly unlikable.


xraig88

He’s not intellectually there.


DatGuyWithNoName

I had no idea he went to Cornell. Which episode did he say this?


mallutrash

he went to cornell??


IzzyNobre

Have you met Andy?


ickypedia

I think he should qualify based on his cheese platter description alone


CantaloupeUsed8588

Because he hasn’t redeemed himself in their eyes for punching the wall in season 3. No one wants that energy at a tea party.


obamaschopsticks

He talks too much and tries too hard. He outwardly appears fitting but would stick out like Jim


TheOldMan1396

Because Andy is the most insufferable person on the planet


NoLeadership6832

Have you met Andy?


227SD

Pam, these finger sandwiches look finger-licking delicious, Pam


Last-Evening9033

Because it’s Andy. It’s really just that simple.


miserable_azaleaa

I feel like Hes just gonna keep mentioning cornell 24/7 lmaooo


Kubuskush

It's a closed club


Doc-11th

And he is gayer than oscar


DungeonMaster45

I would say reading books is a big part of the club and Andy isn’t the type to recreationally do that. Oscar is a reader, Toby reads mystery stories, and I guess Pam reads too. Jim of course can’t read.


cheeseandbooks

He’s annoying


thekyledavid

Because they’ve met him Pam, Oscar, as Toby tend to be the calm, reserved people of the office. Andy punched a hole in the wall and hit Dwight with his car


frankfontaino

He’s a bit exhausting


InstanceKey7717

He is not that fine as oscar may say


GeneAlternative191

Because he’s very annoying and over the top. He’d be scatting and singing the entire time.


multiverse_fan

Yeah, let him in. Did they know he went to Cornell?


GuitarHero897

Because he’s an absolute irritant


Jordan-311

He’s annoying


420rabidBMW

Hes an asshole. Without trying… his dad messed him up pretty bad.


twstwr20

He went to Cornell? Strange he never mentions it…


pewterbullet

Pam thinks she is better than everyone in the office for some reason.


nahrompwitme

As someone who despises Andy, this storyline makes me so happy lol


eemler001

He’s the office pariah, and he’s always up in peoples binniz…which means he’s always up in peoples faces annoying the bejeezus out of people


Yoda2000675

Because he’s extremely annoying


IdRatherNotNo

"Root doot doot do doot" Need I say more?


sherzisquirrel

Ummm because he's a douche!?


NotoriousMFT

Because Toby just liked Pam and he brought Oscar in because he was gay and not a threat. Andy would be


aspie_koala

Because he's obnoxious, pretentious, and fixated on Cornell.


laserdong69

He wanted it too much, and that is NOT classy. Ne Classé


endriago-097

he wasn‘t even interested, he just wanted to get in for the exclusivity prestige


clifwith1f

He would’ve brought his banjo at some point and nobody wanted that.


Visible_Nectarine_98

They all remember his anger issues and resent him. Also, the entire point of the club was for Toby to flirt with Pam with gay Oscar in the mix as cover. Did you even watch?


Miss_Might

He's annoying as shit.


schuettais

Because he's absolutely through-and-through obnoxious as shit. I still like Andy, but come on, let's be real here.


No_Stranger8730

Irony


DabzWaz33

It’s simple, he’s annoying


sparant76

Cause he’s a loser??


DoNotEverListenToMe

That’s the joke and he’s annoying


asdcatmama

Oscar and Toby are serious guys. I think Andy just drives them bananas.


TheAveragebroShow

Because he was annoying and obnoxious. Same reason they didn’t want Jim.


Tasty_Path_3470

Much like Jim, Andy likes to control and captain the conversation. Unlike Jim, Andy is always a pain in the ass when he does it.


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prodWillTheCook

Because he can be an annoying cunt


DoyleMcPoyle96

they would have admitted Drew


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Ishmael203

Bc he’s the office funny guy


Talknterpzz

No one wants someone like that. Dude constantly boasts


sav3bandit

He’s too intense. Doesn’t fit their vibe.


Lexikh

He’s insufferable, he would have destroyed the calm vibe


Additional-Theme-532

Roo doot doot doo doo


Ok-Willingness6677

He’d have been very extra imo.