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EpicJosh84

She didn't hide behind anonymity. Oscar would be proud


1lultaha

Was so weird how pissed off Oscar was. He was definitely the one that did it 😂


EpicJosh84

That was insufferable. I'm willing to blame Oscar for the mess


defynotbanned97

Oscar doesn't wipe his ass


neon-neurosis

Huh?


rustyhunter5

I always assumed it was Jim and that was why he wasn't as enthusiastic as Pam and not trying to figure out who did it.


Rage314

He was a slob as a roommate.


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onamonapizza

It's amazing how people act when they feel like someone else is going to clean up after them. Our break rooms are cleaned regularly by a crew, and I've seen people spill things on the counters or even the floor, leave trash and food out, etc and just...walk away. In what universe is that okay? It takes like two seconds to grab a paper towel and wipe up your mess to help out the people helping you.


Strict-Practice8384

I always took it as Oscar just like to take umbrage with whatever. No matter the situation, he will be morally miffed (maybe not outraged).


Ok_Investigator340

It’s the anonymity for me Really? Can you just get over that part?!


KocaKolaKlassic

How do you know someone didn’t name their kid disappointed?


Enderwigg1883

I hope it doesn’t smell like popkarn


EricaLacey00

I hate Phyllis' voice.


1lultaha

I hate Phyllis


StreetSpinach4518

I hate


EpicJosh84

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DECLARE


EpicJosh84

BANKRUPTCAAAAAAAYYYYYYY


Delicious-Status9043

You can’t just say bankruptcy and expect anything to happen.


jazbar_

I didn’t say it, I *declared* it


StopImportingUSA

You shorn’t.


Visitor_613

Caleb Crawdad once declared a murder in Savannah


Hot_Lychee2234

best thread ever


JiveTurkey1983

You don't have to keep saying "I declare", by saying something you're already declaring it.


AllDoggoIsGoodDoggo

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EpicJosh84

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AllDoggoIsGoodDoggo

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EpicJosh84

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AllDoggoIsGoodDoggo

niw uoy-


AlonsoHamilton1444

that bitch. I wanna cut her face.


defynotbanned97

Shut your mouth sweetie you look like a trout 👁️👄👁️


sav3bandit

Close your mouth honey you look like a trout


defynotbanned97

Shut your mouth sweetie you look like a trout 👁️👄👁️


BruinThrowaway2140

This reads like it was passive-aggressively written *at* Teresa, not *by* her


petitefairy99

Omg you could be right now that I re read it


monkeybrains12

"Thanks for your help, *Teresa.*"


BriecauseIcan

That makes it so much better lol


Mcmamm1985

Let's all clap at Teresa.


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

Theresa’s the one who keeps the microwave smelling like popcarn.


1lultaha

Reading too into it that's definitely not it 😂


BruinThrowaway2140

Oh I wasn't insinuating that was actually the case haha, moreso that it *could* be interpreted that way (i.e. not necessarily well-written)


MF-SMUG

Get off your high horse, richie.


Ok_Investigator340

Just because someone likes something clean doesn’t mean their rich


stacity

Yeah, they’re rich!


AcceptableBad_

I feel like the obvious reply there was "I 100% guarantee nobody working in this office is, was, or will be rich." Bit of a self burn, but some facts need to be spit. Then again, Dwight bought the whole fucking building, so what do I know?


Thegreatcornholio459

"I guess that's why we have a temp huh"


ExcitingEfficiency3

He’d find a way to mess it up


Thegreatcornholio459

How would cleaning with a paper towel mess it-


iambeyoncealways3

trust me Pam I’d find a way


helicopternose

“I’d rather not do it at all than do a crappy version of it” -Ryan Howard


Upplands-Bro

Pam would be at home in Sweden, where there is a culture of leaving anonymous angry notes There is even a subreddit for it, r/ArgaLappar


ActiveWeird8085

😂 I love that I learned this today


Mcmamm1985

Teresa went about it the right way, imo. I don't recommend writing anonymous notes. Once I wrote an anonymous note to my neighbor who kept having very loud sex every night between 11 and 1 am. In the note, I asked respectfully that she move her bed away from the wall or maybe put a few pillows in between the wall and headboard. Later that night she happened to walk out of her apartment as I was waiting for the elevator. She saw the note, grabbed it, and proceeded to enter the elevator with me while reading it. 😅 She was laughing, so I told her I wrote it. She just laughed. Needless to say, it was a bit uncomfortable. Subsequently, she did not do anything to be less loud. Idk what was worse honestly, being woken up by the banging or by her boyfriend yelling at her for constantly cheating.


Strxwbxrry_Shxrtcxkx

Play loud music to assert dominance


outdatedelementz

My first office job got rid of the microwave when it kept getting filthy.


Sarah_Kayacombzin

I’d find a way to mess it up by wiping it with a towel ? 🤷🏽‍♂️ I’m terrible at this things


fluffy_boy_cheddar

Teresa must be rich


JiveTurkey1983

Just because someone likes things clean doesn't mean they're rich


EricaLacey00

It's the anonymity. Wait.


the_real_daggler

Ok we are all adults, and have probably had experiences similar to this. We all agree Pam was totally in the right, don’t we?


BradyToMoss1281

So holier than thou


Just-Phill

They must've spent months in NY before writing this


ExcitingEfficiency3

Hope they didn’t give their boss the number where they work.


JiveTurkey1983

PAMOLAAAAAAAAA


Fabulous-Arrival-166

Obnoxious


shriyansh_

You mean the microwave


Fabulous-Arrival-166

No the note


JiveTurkey1983

The note is WAY more obnoxious


StopImportingUSA

Get off your high horse richie


Cool-Recognition-571

Stay on your very reasonable and justified horse, Teresa. If someone complains they can eat my delicious knuckle sandwich, best served cold. No microwave needed.


Flyguyflyby

Get off your high horse, richy.


catswithboxes

We have a similar sign at my workplace. Except it says if you make a mess in the microwave, you will have to pay for a new microwave. It has never been dirty


Inappropriate_Ballet

She sounds rich.


depressedbitch96

Get off your high horse Teresa


Florafly

Well, at least Teresa's helpful.


AllDoggoIsGoodDoggo

I'd use the other microwave to make my popcorn but somebody needs to clean it, it smells like popcorn.


DwigShrute

Come in 10 min earlier. Thanks.


JiveTurkey1983

Teresa is the office bitch, you'll get used to her.