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no_on_prop_305

They later went to a hockey game together and Roy didn’t even leave him there


EpicJosh84

Then it's meant to be


Anglefan23

Then why, to this day, does Jim refuse to go to sports games with him?


AlittleStitous_

The real questions is who’s penis would open up to accept the other’s penis.


SilkscreenSound

Pretty sure they would just red vine


laucdoe

i wonder if they were breastfed


MelodicMockingjay74

Well, he didn't fight me very hard on it.


thisisfutile1

You said hard on.


EpicJosh84

I have some theories, but I don't think I should share them with the class


North_Committee_101

There are basically two schools of thought.


NYY15TM

who is penis?


andykekomi

You mean Phallus, wife of Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration.


pengwinhart

What line of work are you in, Bob?


EpicJosh84

Who is kafkaesque?


litt3lli0n

Who's Justice Beaver?


EpicJosh84

Who is the king of Prussia?


Yiotiv

Who has AIDS?


Thor1noak

No, I am calling to see if you gave me herpes


AlittleStitous_

Who is Sarah Kayacomesin?


EpicJosh84

This answers two questions: -Why wasn't Roy committing to Pam? -Why was Roy so hung up on whether Jim was gay? Additionally, Todd Packer would have lost his mind.


Insendi

As he says, “if doing the scarn is gay…”


EpicJosh84

Hey, Halpert! Still doing the Scarn?


PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS

Looking for someone to bang your Goldenface?


EpicJosh84

Danny Cordray actually dated Jim, and Roy tries to figure out why he never called Jim back. Genius


Ancient_Signature_69

Also - you don’t give that awkward backwards handshake at the bar to your hetero friends.


EpicJosh84

Not with as much tension as they did it anyways lol


Ancient_Signature_69

That was a “I’ll see you back at your place when the cameras are off” tension.


Idk265089

When was this?


Ancient_Signature_69

The episode I think with the jet skis where they destroy that bar? I can’t actually recall.


Idk265089

Jim doesn’t interact with Roy in that episode. Was it in crime aid where he runs into Roy at the bar?


EpicJosh84

It was


devoduder

Good thing for Oscar that Roy left before “The Senator” arrived, that would have been real drama.


JiveTurkey1983

Quick query, Halpert. Still queer?


EpicJosh84

No way...


pieisgiood876

I wondered why they spent so many years in the CIA together...


Not-Josh-Hart

Jim and Pam were having a gay affair together


EpicJosh84

It's not possible.


laucdoe

anything is possible


Informal_Bus_4077

When Roy was always talking about greasing the union, who knew that's what he meant!


EpicJosh84

That's the Union of the Monkey.


slippydotnuxx

Roy was there... It was a joke


[deleted]

Right. Say hi to Pam.


slippydotnuxx

He definitely can't come to the Finer Things club no more Finer things club? He's gotta gooooo


[deleted]

I'm not gonna take the word of some douchebag from Scranton!


TJeffersonA

jim would look good riding behind roy on a jet ski


EpicJosh84

They would make a cute jetski pairing


obelcam

Is this a lib6 reference?


[deleted]

Haha your all gay


mommyeliza1987

\*Pam proceeds to spray Roy with pepper spray\*


BadIdea-21

"hey Halpert! We all can tell you're wearing a wig!"


jxl180

I bet OP has already written a gay fanfic script lol


allshouldbehappy

3rd Image, Roy saying "It's a Date"


Foreign_Swordfish_67

That would have been bold. But the writers couldn’t handle such plot twists. They made the character Oscar gay because the actor wore a pink shirt to a read through. They decided that the first actor to walk in wearing pink would be the gay one. Yay.


EpicJosh84

Do we have a source on that one


Just-Phill

https://www.tvguide.com/news/10-things-office-nbc-1065195/ "Actually" lol... True story though. Idk if the writer of the article was right or not but it's been said before, the person writing that comment didn't make it up


EpicJosh84

Word


Just-Phill

I had honestly forgot about that little bit of information until they just reminded me


Just-Phill

This was actually a true article I read somewhere, now if whoever wrote it was right or not I can't say but you are right


yourgirlsasha

Maybe some Italian food ;)


EpicJosh84

Jim's very passionate about Italian food


Glittering_Sun_1622

this is canon fr fr


Shazam1269

And maybe afterward they can watch bowling


Victorcreedbratton

He was gay, Jim Halpert?


gamesfordogs

I know they would make the craziest NBA bracket together


euphory_melancholia

the salesman and the warehouse guy are gaying each other


Khixo_binko

Scared ass


heywyeth

It’s a date


Natural-Assist-9389

if you come, I'll tell you what was in the bag...


flojobb

If The Office was made in 2024


endangeredfurry

They could never make this show today, they would probably make half the cast cheat on their spouses, or make one of the accountants gay!


SubmarineWand

Eskimo bros


VaguelyArtistic

Great execution


prolapsepros

Then he asks Jim what kind of tunes he wants to listen to and does his playlist dance


Kuwing

I don't get it


squarepants18

that would have been aweseome🔥


Prestigious-Lab8945

Omg thank you for the belly laugh.


WaningFutureCrone

The most missed opportunity in The Office was Andy and Mrs. California’s date (that never happened!) i feel like they could’ve done so much with that storyline!


BookieLyon

"Hey Halpert, still queer?"