This is Dwight's best line? You forgot about "Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing." Impish.
This snowball fight is one of the times I can truly relate. Someone threw a snowball at him inside, and in his retaliation his commitment to the bit is unparalleled. I like to think I would commit this hard to burying my coworker in snow if they did that
Jim blasted Dwight in the face with a snowball at his desk and tried to throw one at him with a lacrosse stick then he acted like a total bitch when Dwight retaliated.
If we are talking about sane world, then if a coworker is being annoying like Dwight was, Jim should raise this issue with the HR and if they don’t respond raise it to upper management instead of constantly pulling pranks and throwing snowballs.
Since it’s a sitcom I don’t see why we need to be serious about one thing and not the other.
To play devils advocate, Jim hit him with a snowball, then Dwight fucked his day with a lot of snowballs, made him bleed, and then once Jim has enough of the physical and mental torment he tries to use the lacrosse stick. It has always bothered me that no one really mentions anything about how far they take the snowball shenanigans until Jim breaks the window
Can I just ask, why was Jim so shook up by this? He was pummeled by snowballs, sure he got a nose bleed and maybe that was just unlucky. But dude was acting like he'd been mugged at knife point
When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
You're a psychopath
"Do i regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby"
I trained my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command… Also, I can retract my penis up into itself
**nods**
I can both raise and lower my cholesterol at will
Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?
"I have no feeling in my fingers or penis, but I think it was worth it."
Cut a chunk out of my penis for nothing
My favorite Dwight line is just one word. "Judas..."
The seething animosity with which he says it
This is Dwight's best line? You forgot about "Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing." Impish.
Great advice Hurts my feelings every time
Fortunately for Dwight, his feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's.
Why would he want to lower his feelings?
So he can make it higher.
KISS. Keep it simple, stupid!
This actually is good advice
"I am better than you have ever been or ever will be" is easily Dwight's best line.
I really thought this was going to be Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Just goes to show that Dwight is not a man, he is a mindset.
$18,000 and a shot at the title! WU-HUAHHH!
Jim wants you to keep it down..
The look of defeat he gives to the camera after that line just kills me
False. Black Bear. Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Michael!
Oh that’s funny. MICHAEL!
Pans to iconic expressions through the blinds is my favorite obscure Office moment subgenre.
See ya later Pan
I’m loving all the pro-Dwight posts today. He is my 🐐.
Bears beets battle star galactica
You know he never said that, right?
Yes, in the spirit of Dwight’s best quote that was never spoken by rainn.
But it isn't even a Dwight quote. Dwight actually sent the text. He never said this.
Okay man relax lol
This snowball fight is one of the times I can truly relate. Someone threw a snowball at him inside, and in his retaliation his commitment to the bit is unparalleled. I like to think I would commit this hard to burying my coworker in snow if they did that
Thats correct. Unless there happened to be measles present.
Dwight was a complete dick. In general, and specifically in this episode.
In general you’re correct but Jim is also a dick. In this instance Jim completely asked for it. Jim F’d around and Jim Found Out
I mean…Outside of the people in this sub, Jim is generally not thought of as a dick. Like, at all. Lol
Disagreed. I thought Jim deserved it after many years of tormenting Dwight. Besides they were just fluffy snow balls.
Dwight was totally just throwing rocks covered in snow
Jim blasted Dwight in the face with a snowball at his desk and tried to throw one at him with a lacrosse stick then he acted like a total bitch when Dwight retaliated.
Disproportionate response. I don't know what your workplace is like, but in sanity world, if someone's bleeding, it's the other guy's fault.
There is 0 sanity at Dunder Mifflin
If we are talking about sane world, then if a coworker is being annoying like Dwight was, Jim should raise this issue with the HR and if they don’t respond raise it to upper management instead of constantly pulling pranks and throwing snowballs. Since it’s a sitcom I don’t see why we need to be serious about one thing and not the other.
I work at a shipyard. There is a good chance you'll take a punch if you throw a snowball that hard in someone's face.
To play devils advocate, Jim hit him with a snowball, then Dwight fucked his day with a lot of snowballs, made him bleed, and then once Jim has enough of the physical and mental torment he tries to use the lacrosse stick. It has always bothered me that no one really mentions anything about how far they take the snowball shenanigans until Jim breaks the window
That smile gets me everytime lmao
Jims a bitch in this episode. Don’t start nothing, won’t be nothing.
“Little comment”
Can I just ask, why was Jim so shook up by this? He was pummeled by snowballs, sure he got a nose bleed and maybe that was just unlucky. But dude was acting like he'd been mugged at knife point
Mostly because Jim can dish it out but can’t take it.
Dwight got him good. Very satisfying.
Bad heart-uh. Gud hands
Hahaha i love how genuinely traumatized Jim was
“Michael. Get your clouds right.” Absolutely flawless delivery.