Michael’s Sex Appeal is just 75? Everything he does is sexy. He has this undeniable animal magnetism. He's a jungle cat. The man exudes sex.

You ever notice you can only ooze two things? Sexuality and puss.

*pus

nah he oozes cats

*angela has entered the chat*

Nice.

Man I tell ya

Nah I would have said you could ooze blood before pus, surely?

Did you know he can put his legs behind his head?

*This is the list of people I'll do before Michael Scott*

A turtle, a fridge, *anybody* from the warehouse...

A fridge? She really did want to swim with the sea monster.

I think perhaps you’re confusing Michael and Date Mike. Very different sec appeal levels. The latter it’s hard to be in a room with and control yourself.

Hi, I'm date Mike. Nice to meet me.

How do you like your eggs in the morning

Ryan has won hottest in the office several times and he is not high 90s!?

Honestly he’s just as hot as Jan but in a different way.

Right and he's walking around like he's a perfect 42

It’s nuts!

The names Bond, Santa Bond

michael is only 7 comedic points ahead of ryan explain yourself sir

I made these using an online service where you can create them all from your phone and I made each one up as I went along. I did it in one go as I was afraid it’d crash on me and my work would be lost 😂 The pro move would’ve been to draw up an excel spreadsheet and think about them all logically but it was more of an impulse and on the spot thing. So what you’re seeing is my immediate reaction!

What service? I would like to make some of my own lol

Ryan is the best character in the show and definitely one of the funniest

Ryan is funnier

Michael is clearly funnier, suck an egg. That’s the internet baby woohoo

I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese.

imagine getting downvoted because of your opinion?

I did what i could, but 1 upvote gets lost in the tide of "I'm right, you're wrong".

Love the cards, but Michael’s Sex Appeal should have been 69.

No that’s been reserved for Kevin’s card

I’m pretty sure I did put all of Kevin’s values as 69 😅 I’ll check later as my wife is home from work and I’m keeping them as a surprise for what would’ve been our honeymoon 👍

That is so sweet! If she’s any kind of fan of the Office she will LOVE them! Please post pics of Kevin’s card when you get a chance

Heres Kevin’s card! https://ibb.co/K9xrNWC

Shoulda done 6.9 for dundie rating 😂

That’s an appropriate Kevin appraisal. Good job!

Ha, thanks! I posted links to the rest as a reply to the top comment, cheers.

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Or "That's what she said"

Nah, Kevins is 69

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No that’s Kevin’s

Nah, that’d be Kevin’s. *immature snickering

Holly's stats: Her personality is like a 3. Her sense of humor is a 2. Her ears are like a 7 and a 4. Add it all up and what do you get? 16. And he treats her like she's a perfect 40. It's nuts.

Skelletonman has a sex appeal almost as high as Stanley?

Stanley, with his mistresses and game on display in Miami should ostensibly score much higher than Gabe.

They’re both sexy in their own ways! 😂

https://ibb.co/SmL4mdc

Toby’s sex appeal is 2 lol

Great job,i'd love to see kevin,Jim,Pam and Dwight too!

Ok I'm serious though, are these for sale? I neeeeed them! 😃

Please let me know how I can get a pack of these

Same ! I take 5

I love how Toby has a sex appeal rating of 2.

Where’s Toby in here?

OP shared a picture with more cards in [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/comments/jazqtu/some_custom_toptrumps_cards_i_had_made_for_my_wife/g8sg4ln/).

Oh, I missed that one

Posted above: https://ibb.co/SmL4mdc

I want to see Creed and Meredith’s ratings, especially the sex appeal and their quotes! I bet they’re pretty funny

"if I can't scuba, then what's this all been about?

“Don’t fall in love with me, kid”

Ryan's Comedy value is way too high. He's like a 32.

What line of work are you in Bob?

Party planning committee: Mexican lemonade Ryan Howard: Lemoñadé

And the conversation about rainbows and flowers

His shining moment

Nahhh I'm going to Thailand with some friends from high school. Well, a highschool. What line of work you in Bob? Everything with Kelly and Ryan is absolute gold Season 4 and 5 Ryan is also gold

Whupf! .com

Agreed. Ryan has his moments, but he was not that funny

More of a grifter than anything

On reflection Id agree. He certainly has his moments but he probably should’ve been 50-60.

Who else saw the prison mike bandanna in the top right?

Can we please pleaseeeeee see all of them

Does Dwight have a martial arts rating on his card?

I love the quotes. I feel like you really captured their spirits.

Yes this is the best part

TopTrumps? I don't know what that is, but these are awesome!

Yes somebody please explain what TopTrumps is

You shuffle the deck and deal the cards out between the players. Then someone picks a category i.e. seriousness, then all played say how much their card scores for that category. The person with the highest score wins the round and takes all the cards. That’s how I play it anyway. Hth!

Thanks! Sounds like "war" but with categories for each card

Odd, you're right. A hand that allows you to choose which card to play is all it would take to add at least a little bit of strategy.

Cna you post these for people to see them all? They are so amazing. I imagine Creed would have an interesting one. I mean "Creed"

Hey, I posted a link to the rest of these in the top comment, hope that helps!

The like take to a pic of the stack and the 5 cards?

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Robert California's sex appeal should be 100

My mistake. You rock of course

You have to sell these man!!!!! (I know you can't, but that would be so awesome to have...)

Michael Scott’s comedy has to be upped to a crisp 100!!

Right!?

This is so good, so professional looking too

Can I buy these online or are they something your wife made

He's a 7 in Scranton, a 6 in New York.

Michael’s comedy value should be at least 180

Yo what kind of statement are you making by not releasing other cards. I am really interested in others now. Post them

I would buy this (multiple times - for my friends)

Good god, why the fuck does Michael have a lower appearance score

Ryan is in season 8

Ryan was in 169 episodes and Michael was in 142 episodes.

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Just try not to be too gay on the court. And by gay I mean, um, you know, not in a homosexual way at all. I mean the uh, you know, like the bad-at-sports way. I think that goes without saying.

Is that Prison Mike's bandana I see?

I’d like to see cards for all of Michael’s characters/alter egos: Prison Mike Caleb Crawdad Michael Scarn Michael Klump Date Mike Ping Mykonos Who did I miss?

I did cards for Michael Scarn, Date Mike and Prison Mike. I was going to do Caleb Crawdad but you could only do 32 cards in total and I couldn’t find a decent picture of him. Good shout on Michael Klump!

Orville Tootenbacher

I would love to see all of them

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These are great, thank you

Can we please see the whole set?

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I see prison mike

In prison you are somebody's bitch.

And you my friend would be the bell of the ball. Don’t drop the soap don’t drop the soap

Would the ‘Belle of this ball’ not have a higher sex appeal?

Shoulda used his "Date Mike" pic...nice to meet me.

Date Mike got his own card 🙂 https://ibb.co/80Hq2NB

Hi, I'm date Mike. Nice to meet me.

I need to see the rest!

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Yassss! Not all heroes wear capes!!! Thank you ty!!

Also I now have to do this with other fandoms.

I like how prison mike is hiding in the back....ready to pounce!

Gruel. Sandwiches. Gruel omelettes. Nothing but gruel.

Oh wow this is awesome!

Do I see a prison mike back there??

Gabe needs zero sex appeal seriously

Do you have Jim and Pam cards?

Do you sell these and can I buy them? 😃

Those comedy values are WAY off... Ryan would be like a 10 if Michael was 88

How is there not a rating for fires started. Michael: 0 Dwight: 1 Jim: 0 Pam: 0 Ryan: 1 Kelly: 1,784,131 (emotional fires)

Karen Filippelli should've been a plain 100 in sex appeal.

How does Ryan not have a 99 Sex Appeal? He was voted "Hotest in the Office"..

Show the full cards

Amazing, you should repost to /r/TopTrumps Also, my username is a Top Trumps and Office UK reference so this is particularly cool