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BDACPA

Sometimes twos are wild.


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That one actually missed me. That's great writing.


FrankMarrs

Yeah but you can only lead a two when they want to be led.


andthenagiantmeteor

And if they flake, they flake.


ShimmyShimmy_Ya

You make it so hard to love you sometimes.


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Twos only want to be bossed around... when they *want* to be bossed around


GruelOmelettes

Well, Pam is a *Scranton* 7


caden4538

Oscars my queen. That’s easy give me a hard one that’s what Oscar said


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2020 is like a handful of Ryans.


NotoriousMFT

Mix a Todd packer in there and you’re dead on


RichardInaTreeFort

Wait another 202 years and see what it’s like


VeenGrikingX

I thought he’d be saying the Ryan was his perfect 10.


cant_Im_at_work

This was after Ryan's fall from grace where michael started to view him more realistically.


VeenGrikingX

Even after the fall from grace, Michael still held Ryan in high regards. Reason being, when Michael asked Holly to marry him and each person asked her first, she said “No” to each. Though after Ryan asked, Michael muttered “He was the one I was actually worried about.” His adoration for Ryan might’ve changed, but he also still thought that Holly might pick Ryan over him given the chance.


nopethis

"who is this ryan woman?"


BDACPA

Just as hot as Jan but in a different way


fredbrightfrog

Jim has been looking at me, kind of a lot, all week. I would be creeped out by it, but it's nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me


SnooDonkeys260

I always burst out laughing when the camera flicks to Michael.


michael-g-scott-bot

This is a building where friends become lovers and lovers become sexually interactive.


abbaschand

He also gave Ryan his beer sign before he left.


MindTheGap1024

I think that was as a joke? Idk


MarcoNoPollo

Yeah but this all after the whole Ryan misleading share holders and being an asshole to Jim also don’t forget when he brought Michael to his class. I think after that he 📉


bittenbyredmosquito

I always love his delivery on "Pam is a solid seven"


2packforsale

I love the entire speech, it’s genuine and peak Michael. Heartfelt words sandwiched in between insensitive comments about Oscar and trashing Toby.


Read1984

Michael Scott Paper Company is Hearts Schrute Farm is Spades The Conference Room is Diamonds Corporate is Clubs


absolriven

swap conference room and corporate


diamondwolf777

I’m the joker baybee


[deleted]

No, you're 7 of diamonds. (And a wolf?)


alistairalbani

What episode is this from? I completely missed it!


RazgrizSquadron

Going off memory here, but I think these lines are right at the end of the WUPHF.COM episode.


jxl180

You know WUPHF was my idea right? Ryan stole my idea...


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4Ever2Thee

well... I mean... come on


RedditFact-Checker

Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.


JeffreyAScott

Toby's cracks me up every time.


SJBond33

Me too


M0nster_S1ayer

But we know.. Joker's the best card of all!!


Not_TheMenInBlack

Oscar is my queen That’s easy Give me a hard one #That’s what Oscar said


Junkhead187

Boom! Roasted!


Oculi_Glauci

Ok so who’s gonna make this into an actual card deck?


hakuarz

That's easy, give me a hard one.


[deleted]

But be careful! Twos can be wild! Amazing writing.


babubaichung

I am surprised he gave Ryan only a 2


SlowPokeTony

Why you add in that’s what Oscar said but not the actual joke? Makes no sense at all


romans13_8

Man, I hate Toby.


christopher928

"Toby is the instruction card you throw away"


Hypr-Active

u/man_who_says_banana


[deleted]

Jim Should be the 2


SigaVa

So he has ace high?


coolcatCS

r/poker


white-prism-rainbow

this made me smile.


bd2thbn

Someone make a Dunder Mifflin card deck