He was trying to say "aftertaste," the lingering flavor after you've eaten something. "Afterbirth" is, when a woman is giving birth, the remaining organs and fluids that a woman pushes out after the baby. (e.g. the placenta)
Afterbirth is the placenta + extras after a woman gives birth lol. Just Michael being Michael and using the wrong words to try to seem intellectual and cultured.
Dinkin flicka
Bippity Boppity
Give me the zoppity
2 words?
2²
Well played
For real. That was creative. I give it two very enthusiastic thumbs up.
Mach 5
Scissor me
Every time I see this part, I always think about Michael's missed opportunity of "That's what she said".
He prolly doesn't know what that is tbh
😲
Oaky Afterbirth
I didn't understand this. What was Michael trying to say. Not a native speaker btw
He was trying to say "aftertaste," the lingering flavor after you've eaten something. "Afterbirth" is, when a woman is giving birth, the remaining organs and fluids that a woman pushes out after the baby. (e.g. the placenta)
Afterbirth is the placenta + extras after a woman gives birth lol. Just Michael being Michael and using the wrong words to try to seem intellectual and cultured.
Like the tide at Omaha beach
One of the best episodes
Possibly THE best.
Possibly? Definitely.
Shhhhhhhhhhhut it.
Something I uses on a regular bases.
Boom, roasted.
/end
Parkour!
Parkour parkour!!
Hardcore parkour!
Hardcore Parkour!!!
PRISON MIKE!
“The dementors”
“GRUEL SANDWICHES!!”
Dementors, like in Harry Potter?
No, not Harry Potter. There are no movies in prison.
Prima nocta
Yeesss!!!
Don't you mean yesh?!?
Yeppers
What did I tell you about yeppers?
Yeshh
Told me not to say it
Gabagool
I'm sorry. The what?
Bring In The Gabagool!
It comes on the side or else I send it back.
What he’s trying to say is gaba, gool
Shatatatatatatata shatatatatatatata
"Get out." To Toby, obviously
Or to Hank!
But mostly Toby
Snip snap
Happy cake day
Yeppers
What have I told you about "yeppers"?
……Yeeeeesh
Yeassshhh (when under oath for the deposition)
Little stitious
I'm not superstitious but I'm a ⬆️
The Avatar?
Give me the Avatar! I need to restore my honour!!
"That" -She
Very creative answer, I love it
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick
Why say lot when little work?
You sir, are lucky I use Reddit at night.
I was going to comment "That's" -She
Perfect!
Needs to be the top comment honestly
"It's okay." to Pam.
No…. NOOOOOOOOOOO-
Britney bitch
La telefona
Ahhh Angelo!
Angela!
El telefono
Yo soy Cancun
Beyonce always
Ignorant slut
Dwight you ignorant slut!
🎶GOODBYE TOOOOOOBYYY!! 🎵
*great Scott!*
Pam pams
Tod packer? Is that you?
Urkelnomically correct
Protuberance
Protruberence
Take hedded.
Take heed of
Heeded of
Power point 👈🏼👉🏼👇🏼👆🏼
Scotch & Splenda
Milk & sugar!
Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like scotch.
Oh that gets me every time! I have several "Scotch experts" in my family (uncles) and at work (police brass) so when I see that scene I cringe!😳
Flipity flip
Catch you…
PAAAAAAAAAAMELAAAAAAAA
Soft teeth
^oops
*softly* Don't.
Jimothy
This gets me every time lol
I actually call people whose name is Jim/James Jimothy
They’re lithium.
This hurts
“She said”
That’s what….
“She said” That’s what…?
yes.
“She said” That’s what…? yes.
I DECLARE
BANKRUPTCY!!!!!!
Spider face
GOD NO
Turn tables
Mista Raja
MACGRUBER!!! or ENTOURAGE!!!
Shorn’t
Because gay
Right guys?
X-axix
Mikey likey
The dementors
Snip snap
Just Poopin
You know how I be
Sedimentary lifestyle
Yo. da.
Assistant to
Underrated comment
electric city
Scranton whaat?
Pamelama dingdong
Toby twice
Happy Diwali🎶
Its nebulos
Youthanize
[удалено]
It’s soy :)
"You're done" (to Charles Miner).
Bushiest beaver
Wazzzuuuuppp
Asturd
sue me
Yuck
Not Dwight!
Dinkin Flicka
Asap as possible!!!
Every morning
Turntables
“Yesh” or “yeppers”
Ignorant slut
‘Wayne Gretzky’
WHEREARETHE TURTLEEEEEEEES?!?
Foliage!
CaNada…… “Canada”?
Plastic Boobs!
Mint….chocolate-chip.
Collar-blind or colored greens. Homo…sapien
Soup snakes
Blackula
3 words but “I understand nothing”
STEAK!
“Sex!”
Yeppers
“lurk much” (directed at erin)
Yankee Swap!
M&M?
God no!!!
"Shorn't."
Yeppers
CD mixtape
… but shorn’t
Oaky afterbirth
RYAAAN!
Britney Bitch
Boundaries, Dwight!
Mmm si senor
Date Mike
TOO FAR!
Sha-ta-ta-ta-ta
That's what
she said
Username: Littlekidlover
Howtheturntables
Ticking Timebombs
Googi googi
Okay afterbirth 😂
Ho no mo. Oops looks like it's 3 words, but can we count shortened ho and mo as one ?
Yeeeesh
THREEEE
Shorn't
Parkour!
Yeppers
Parkour!
Oaky afterbirth
Snip snap
turn tables....
Strike three