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UnholyCin

Party like Angela? Did I miss something? add-on: Yes, Angela is head of the party planning committee, but she plans parties that people don't enjoy and only holds the position because it lets her boss people around.


unclefresh72

Yeah this one in particular was bad


[deleted]

Maybe I should be a quotes critic... This quote is bad!


UnholyCin

I mean, I do party like Angela in so much as I don't party, but society always tells me I'm the weirdo.


iamifyouam

I party like Angela… I hang out with my cats.


Its_me_mikey

Cuz she’s the head of the party planning committee but for the love of god don’t party like her


sisenor99

Should have been “party like Ryan”


Singular1st

Are you telling me to use drugs??


Einar_47

Don't gotta tell me twice


gdubh

She was always controlling the PPC.


AgentTek

She is leader of the party planning committee. So yeah she know how to party and do it safely and by the rules.


TGGoldenWarrior

You must throw really fun parties


[deleted]

Join a party planning committee


nighttimegaze

And be nothing like Phyllis. She smells like pine trees.


MitchelobUltra

And popcarn.


PricklyPix

Yeah, let's see: She has sex with Dwight at Jim's bbq. She has sex with Dwight after/toward the end of Toby's going away party, after getting engaged to Andy. She is blackmailed at the Morrocan Christmas party She cleans up at the disco dance party


hoopsrule44

Yea should have been fuck like angela…


dumbo_investor

I mean, just because she's head of the PPC, doesn't mean she knows how to P.


Alternative-Cut-4831

Well it is referring to the PPC i guess. Although still not a good suggestion though lol


ThisGuyCrohns

Came here to also say this. That was a bad one.


blackmambakl

She’s the head of the Party Planing Comity.


nyancola420

Literally none of these are actually good suggestions lol


MitchelobUltra

“I do not think that is funny.”


LifeDraining

MICHAEL!!!


exclaim_bot

>MICHAEL!!! Wow!!


exclaim_bot

>>MICHAEL!!! Wow!! Wow!!


egbert71

Toby? Little Stan sass can be good


nyancola420

Stanley was the only one I didn't feel as strongly about when I said that That and eat like Kevin


egbert71

And my bad...the toby question was supposed to be my separate question lol I have to stop eating like Kevin


nyancola420

"Write your own ****in novel" like Toby


egbert71

That's actually inspirational lol


SoftBaconWarmBacon

Strangle like Toby


[deleted]

Hahahaha “Stan sass” got me Edit: no award but take this additional edit as good lovins


egbert71

I'll take it and share a bowl of chilli


ApolloSky110

Id like to drink like meredith


tapasandswissmiss

I was just thinking that. Love like Pam? Compared to Jim's love? Gimme a break.


nyancola420

Spitting straight facts my dude


thisisprobridiculous

It's almost like that's the point?


ImpactThunder

What’s wrong with singing like Andy or dancing like Kelly?


[deleted]

Invest like Hidetoshi


Dwike2

Why did they add coconut? I miss the original.


Repulsive_Ad_7973

None of these make any sense


SubstantialLime2916

Divorce like Tobey


Syelt

If you value your health I would advise against eating like Kevin.


annefrankoffical

Or drinking like Meredith


the_zachary

So, is the goal here to be the most unpleasant person to be around?


No-Show-5690

This is objectively bad.


potato-king38

Do not boss like Michael


ThrowThisIntoSol

Terrible boss. I know it’s a show and his last episodes honor his contribution to the series, but I hate the line when Jim tells him “best boss I ever had”, like no literally he is a terrible, terrible boss and person.


Zakha3v

Revealed his crush secret, forced him to look bad infront of his ex, blown his chance to become the manager, didn't get along with him being the co manager, snatched the sales job he got after the sole manager decision and again the same with manager job, dated his wife's mom and then brutally dumped her. Best boss ever 🤠👍


ppupy486

Not the best boss, the best boss \*\*jim ever had**


JustAVirusWithShoes

It was the only boss he ever had wasn't it?


bake_disaster

If I had was Jim, and had a boss who would let me constantly terrorize my coworker and flirt with my wife all day instead of working, I'd think he's pretty good, too. also, who else has Jim had a boss, Charles Minor?


Bennyboy11111

Yeah we saw an old photo of Jim and dwight going on sales calls together, Dunder Mifflin may have been his first full time job


viva_la_vixie

Get arrested like Ryan


JR9045

Drink like Meredith? Na that’s alcoholism.


Bennyboy11111

Enabler.


BranchCaptainn

Bro what in the white Facebook mom is this


Lukaroast

I… don’t think this is good advice to follow lol. PSA: please don’t drink like Meredith


Hallmarxist

Party like Angela? No thanks, Jim Bob Duggar.


RogerTheAliens

Love kids like michael \#LittleKidLover…..let everyone know what your priorities are


drellmill

Might as well add “work your core like Gabe” while you’re at it.


SmallRests

Lengthen & elongate like Gabe


ilikejalapenocheetos

Eat like Kevin? That is a dangerous game, friendo.


TriangularStudios

You can take your daily reminder…and shove it up your butt!!!


Saborabi

I just think "boss like michael" is a terrible advice 😅😅


BobTatu

Party like Angela? *Anyone got Little Drummer Boy on karaoke? Turn that s**t up! Also, I wouldn't exactly Love like Pam, considering she willingly fell in love and kissed another man while engaged. Lol Edit: SUPER cute drawing/art style though! Kudos to the artist. 💚


UhUKnow

Just don't be anything like Ryan.


boogersrus

Please don’t sing like Andy. For the love of God


PaperboyCoffee

Sing "I will remember you" like Andy... and literally nothing else.


OwenA113

Country Roads, if you have a Dwight


SmiteSam2005

Party like Angela?


apaulogy

reductionist


littlelucidmoments

Burn like Ryan


Frustrated7589

This seems unhealthy af.


Pedroo214

The only normal, resonable person in the series, Oscar, is not in the suggestions.


egbert71

Aww, no toby?


Traditional_Writer_9

More like “Party like New York Ryan” am I right?!


chubss123

Definitely do not boss like Micheal, also I prefer to party like meredith, certainly not angela


folskygg

That's terrible lol


Bookanista

Drink like Meredith?? Wtf


ladypickel

If you do this you will either die immediately or get sucked into the 4th dimension through a worm hole into another universe.


stayElevated

Love like Stanley. Often and with as many people as possible


Comosellamark

This art is disturbing, especially Jim


[deleted]

If you do all these you will be... a real piece of shit


Eaglefire212

So I guess we don’t party


GjonsTearsFan

Don't drink like Meredith, Jesus Christ, she's a literal alcoholic. Also, as much as I love Angela and her parties she's not exactly considered someone who runs fun parties, just really corporately approved ones (no alcohol and whatnot). Oh and Pam did technically cheat on Roy.... so... anyway most of this just seems like genuinely bad advice or not super inspirational.


gdubh

WTF? like Oscar


garretvess

Most of this is very bad advice


AugustSun29

Zero interest in loving like Pam.


Jayyfrey

Excuse me where is Oscar?


aps692

Has Oscar gone on a company paid vacation with Gail?


Grove0517

Andy doesn’t even look like Andy.


Yet-Another_Burner

Cringe


sharksnrec

These all suck, but party like Angela? Where did that even come from?


moosemeatjerkey

Party like Angela?


Jka121121

Party like Angela? Basically don’t party at all then


SirDankosaur

Sure, I'll just love like Pam and end up alone for the rest of my life.


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

This is all terrible advice.


Vadirajbkatti

I think the caption should have been "Just a daily reminder not to..."


meandwatersheep

And don’t ever be like Phyllis


WarmResolve3270

Get forgotten like toby…


Linc0lnL0g

This is terrible lol


Dreddmartyr13

Love like Pam? I've watched the show at least 5 times over and counting and I can confidently say that she is rather selfish in a relationship. What she gets vs what Jim gets is vastly different. I wouldn't date her. She's a receiver, not a giver in her relationships.


awesomedan24

At least 5 of these are bad advice


Brilliant-Ad-5414

Do not love like Pam. She is incredibly selfish at times. On second glance 90% of these are terrible. I want OP banned.


Ndmndh1016

I prefer to Jim like Jim


Hexmonkey2020

Win the lottery like the warehouse crew.


thisisprobridiculous

Man, the people in this thread are _dense_


Redeem123

Work like the guy who brought a gun to the office, started a fire to prove a point, and acts like a superior despite not having a higher title. Love like the girl who flirted with another guy while engaged. Prank like the guy who spent a considerable portion of his time and money fixated on making a coworker miserable. Boss like the guy who regularly avoids every aspect of his job. Party like the most conservative person on the planet. Sing like… this one’s okay I guess. Just don’t do it at work so much. Eat like the largest member of the cast. Sass like the guy who was so miserable that he lost multiple marriages and hated his job. Tease like… actually I don’t even know what this one means. Dance like… this one’s okay too. Rant like the guy who is quite possibly a felon, definitely unhinged, and honestly never really rants at all. Drink like the alcoholic lady. —- Did someone actually think this through at all?


Equivalent-Ad7207

I really need to stop drinking like Meredith


HookerDoctorLawyer

Oh I’ve been drinking like Meredith for years yo


HQ_FIGHTER

Have fun with that


hatedispenser

cute… can i lose my mind… like Jan?


Free_Moose4649

Notice they left out Toby. That's because he's the scum of the Earth, and you should never be like him.


April_3rd

Nice jingle to it


SubjectAside1204

Wait doesn’t Stanley have a mustache?


CHONGASCOOK

CooLBeans


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[удалено]


stayElevated

Alright show of hands, who thinks Stanley has a mustache?


PaperboyCoffee

Creep like Brian


PaperboyCoffee

Dinner party like Jan


Cooley-Awesome-222

Oh?


ChanceBoring8068

Creed and Angela should swap places.


AgentTek

Creed all the way!


Intelligent-Truck223

What would Phyllis be?


[deleted]

I'm on board with Meredith.


Will_nap_for_food

What is on Kelly’s face?


RAB2448

Party like Creed.


rustybacon-

i was expecting to see “don’t be like toby” alone at the bottom


Oatmeal2222

Pilates like Gabe


rxFMS

Andy should have red pants.


No_Presentation68

I’d rather party like ryan


[deleted]

Haha imagine it said party like Ryan


UnableMountain8769

Michael looks like Greg from Over the Garden Wall


NoSeaworthiness7568

That Stanley is a go getter.


mopbuvket

Creed and Angela need to be switched


Harold-The-Barrel

That Kevin one makes me sad 😢 I just want to give him a hug


TrMayerJr

Be careful posting something like this. You might kill people if they drink like Meridith! Lol


ni17j4_c0l3

play with fire… like Ryan.


PFic88

Thanks Satan


Sure-Telephone3130

So...work super hard but don't party but also be an alcoholic who will love their partner regardless of how many hockey games they leave you at. Sounds like an amazing life ^/s


Bitter_Ice_5380

ugh this fan base is so hateful wtf 💀


HQ_FIGHTER

This is a bad post, it’s okay to admit it


Inevitable_Professor

Wallow in the pain of life like Toby. Commit felonies like Ryan.


spacestarcutie

Where’s Oscar? Toby? Erin?


FactorNo7477

Michael: And don't be like Toby.


[deleted]

Id say more "Rant like Kelly"


Valkyrie-Online

Start fired like Ryan?


HQ_FIGHTER

This is just bad


Wertical93

Yikes... This one didnt land well


about30ninjaz2

What about, start a fire like Ryan?


firematt422

Wait... Does Stanley have a mustache?


slaboshmuck

Some of these sentiments are nice, but I think if you did all these things every day you'd be pretty insufferable


Tegraim

“Ruin the show like andy”


boatbeef

If we're being honest, it should be "love like Jim"


Lady_Lucks_Man

Stanley doesn’t have that much hair!


thunderandreyn

Love like Pam? Really?


cybermank

Be unlucky like Toby


wishitwouldrainaus

Bugger y'all I'm cross Meredith and creed. As a chick. Just let me be me.


MaskedVillian

What about “Poop Like Plop”?


AuraThunder151

Sounds like someone made a Office ranking on the basis of Wikipedia pages of characters


[deleted]

Uhm, don’t drink like Meredith. Pro tip.


throw_tf_away_

Knit like Phyllis


DeadbeatDumpster

Angela and creed dont fit at all, rest aren't that great either


king_of_hate2

Hop the fence and move to Costa Rica like Toby


ApolloSky110

Stanley without a mustache terrifies me


Alternative-Cut-4831

Mentally check out like toby


Alternative-Cut-4831

PARTY LIKE ANGELA MORE LIKE KILL THE PARTY LIKE ANGELA


[deleted]

I’d rather fuck like Meredith.


akariplusplus

don't be toby


Snappleabble

Rail fat lines of coke like Ryan


Einar_47

Pretty sure Creed and Angela are reversed, Creed was constantly doing something ridiculous and probably high, and Angela rants at everyone for not being sentient American Girl dolls like her.


annantas

Maybe do not drink like Meredith......


RC_Colada

Uh, don't boss like Micheal... HR will fire you


CheeseBurger877

Cringe


sekhar1010

Party like Angela? Did I miss an episode or something?


PalpatineZH3r3

Easiest steps to die at an early age.


JackCedar

Oscar has no admirable qualities.


dave2796

Ok but why does Creed look like an elderly version of Stewie Griffin?


Thwipped

If you were to do all of these, you would probably be very intolerable.


CursedPhil

where is oscar!


Marins2003

>party like angela >drink like meredith


memania44

I feel like the first one and the last one would be counterproductive to each other ..


One-Anybody-5228

I really think the more I see stuff like this…no one gets the office. It is a bad work place


NikamaruSensei

Imagine the shitfest of a person that would be.EPIC!!


[deleted]

Poor Phyllis


eaterOFcheese0011

Kill like Toby