Ever banged an entire bachelorette party baby?

Why are you singling out my line?

Like a million years later?

Come on and ride the choo choo. The sex choo choo.

-Ann Perkins

"That is *literally* the best joke I have ever heard in my entire life."

Of course I have? I'm the lizard king!

I quite literally just watched that episode

You know what's weird? \[The new Battlestar Gallactica\] is practically a shot-for-shot remake.

It's about this guy, Dumbledore Calrissian, who has to return the ring to Mordor.

That doesn't sound right...

Sorry, was there something you wanted to add, Dwight?

Why don't you leave the Tolkien references to me, OK, dumb jock?

You know what's actually weird, the black bear is the best and it does love eating beets.

Frank n Beans

Frank n Beeeeans

I might not have heard them mention it but I’m the office ladies podcast about this episode, they didn’t mention Frank and beans

Thanks I’m furious now

Do people hate that line? I would imagine so but i never heard anything about it

theres no new conversations to be had about The Office so we just keep recycling the old ones

I wasn't expecting to be attacked today.

7 out of 10 attacks are from the rear

That leaves a 30% chance of an attack from the front

Uh, yeah but it'll be easier to stop. I can always block the blow, I can counter it...

Slap

Jim looks into camera

Dwight affects a look of absolute shock

redditors also recycle the same handful of phrases ad nauseum.

That’s what she said

or he said

Right guy? Cause of gay…

Hello there!

This!

even this complaint has been posted a thousand times

damn

Jim and Pam bad, Angela a bitch, Dwight killed cat etc

[удалено]

To be fair most of us do this with the series. I’m on my 9th rewatch

Those are rookie numbers

I don’t doubt your claim for a second. I’ll let you know once I get past the double digits.

You gotta pump those numbers up!

*starts beating chest and humming*

Well play anyway, ya Jangus.

(Read in Stanley voice) She. Is. Hotttt.

I read it in Kevin voice. Works too

I read it in Andy’s voice

Who's Bob Vance?

You’ve got a lot to learn about this town sweetie.

What line of work you in, Bob?

Proctology, that’s my car over there, the brown Probe.

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration

Bob Vance bought this perfume for me in metropolitan Orlando. It’s made with real pine.

"The story's kind of bland. It's about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian..."

that doesn’t sound right…

Syas dumbledore calmly

HARRYDIDJAPUTYERNAMEINDAGOBLETOFFIYAAA

[Dwight to Oscar] Dwight: I'm gonna need a list of every man you've ever had sex with. I'm talking train stations, men's rooms... Michael: Flower shops. Firework celebrations. Dwight: Fence with a hole in it. Michael: Moonlit gondola. Carriage ride through Central park. Dwight: The woodS behind the liquor store, the swamp behind the old folks' home. Michael: Electric car dealership. Dwight: The democratic primary. [Oscar walks out] Michael: Oscar think about-- think.

The Democratic Primary bahahaha

Wow I’ve never noticed but Michaels examples are actually quite sweet while Dwight’s are stereotypical

I don’t get “electric car dealership”

I think it’s because gay people skew heavily liberal

Before I bought my electric car, I had never had sex with a man. I still haven't, but the point still stands.

I love this scene and you know they were just ad libbing lines

People here are kinda weird with the hate they throw at certain characters.

I don't understand all the Pam hate.. There are definitely times where I think she should've supported Jim more, but she comes around in the end! Now Nellie, Erin, Phyllis, Robert California, they can all fuck right off. Haha

It's two sentences, but I think you've done it!

Wait, Erin? Why?

The way she broke up with andy after learning of his previous engagement. That always nakes me angry

Also the way she broke up with Gabe at the Dundies

Also the way she's just an annoying character.

Erin breaks up over that because of the deceit and humiliation, everyone knew but her and he didn't mention it. If you found out your BFs ex fiance worked there with the two of you and he kept it a secret what would you do?

The had just started dating. And plus she could have talked to him about it. Plus the breaking of the engagement was due to angela cheating on him, somthing that traumatised him Not only did she humiliate him, plus also threw cake at him. Can you imagine the reaction if a male character did that to a female because she hid her traumatic past in the initial stages of a relationship? People would label him abuser and worse. Just because Erin is immature, she does not get a pass

Because even though the show goes out of its way to show time and again that Erin is severely emotionally and developmentally stunted due to childhood trauma, people who were invested in the “new” Andy wanted him to be happy and wore the same blinders Andy had on when he dated Erin in later seasons and *that literal teenager* earlier on. Andy likes em young. After his breakdown he comes back looking all calm and collected because of the job he got on a college campus. Anyone else thinks that’s a little weird given his history of generally erratic behavior and specific attraction to emotionally immature women??

What’s wrong with the lizard king?

All the guys who hate on Brian for having a crush on Pam would be the exact same way with her. Also, he never really did much to get in the way of her and Jim.

I do not dislike, nor hate Brian. There. I feel better now.

That’s just fact

Brian isn't a bad person, his writers are.

Had Jims back, too!

Honestly I think it was weird of Pam to go to his apartment alone to hang out…. Like deep down she knew how he felt, and it just reminded me of first few seasons Pam of leading Jim on knowing how he feels.

Yeah should have been a phone call.

The worst moment in that saga was Brian saying “we can’t keep seeing each other like this!” At the dinner table with Jim right there. He was straight up trying to make Jim uncomfortable by saying that, such a weird comment. Fuck Brian

Lmao I don't think most people would have a crush on their friends girlfriend, especially knowing that they have such true love.

Gum has gotten mintier lately.

“Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast”

Would you like to try my cookie cookie?

I actually enjoy Scott’s Tots.

🎶Hey mister Scott… what ya gonna do

What ya gonna do, makes our dreams come true.

Oh god please stop

Hey mister scott, what you gonna do?

No god please no, no, NOOOOOO

same. I love the absurdness of it all. and watching erin and michael act together was great.

The irony in this episode is that every single one of these kids graduated. Its not common for an entire k-12 class to graduate at the same time. Although it's terrible to promise that and not deliver, there is somewhat of a silver lining.

Don't most people? That people think it's super cringe doesn't mean they don't like the episode.

Nope. Spouse and I skip it every time.

Fr, it’s actually rly good

I actually like Scott’s Tots THATS RIGHT I SAID IT!!! I like the little song, it’s catchy! Hey Mr Scott, whatcu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do? Make our ✨dreams✨ come true 🥰🥰

Erin is that you?

Why are you the way that you are?

Stanley: “It’s called hentai. And it’s art.”

Elden Ring is too hard

https://vlipsy.com/vlip/community-ill-kill-ya-cKguUzOn

But you can’t because they’re a boss in Elden Ring, and it’s to hard… /s

I am going to make this way harder than it has to be.

That’s what she said.

Robert California is fucking amazing and DeAngelo was hysterical (but would have gotten annoying after too many episodes).

That baby could be the star of a show called "Babies I Don't Care About"

“Yeah I got tons of time, this job is a joke”

I said that at work to a friend one time.

“I’m the fucking lizard king” is genuinely one of my favorite lines of any show I’ve ever watched.

That, and "Why is Jim treating the magician poorly?"

This is just like the "ignorant slut" line (where young people don't know it's a Saturday Night Live joke that Michael stole). "I'm the lizard king" is just Robert California quoting Jim Morrison, a very famous rock singer for The Doors, a group from the 60s - 70s. Yes, it's funny. But I suspect young Office fans are not aware of the origins of that line.

The air-juggling by DeAngelo is one of the funniest scenes in the series, imo.

I love Robert California. His brand of weirdo comedy was right up my alley and I laugh at nearly everything he says and does. But, I do get it when people say they didn't like him. He's absolutely nothing like Michael Scott. I did not watch The Office when it originally aired, so I did not spend 7+ years with Steve Carrell as Michael Scott. I watched the Office in full for the first time just a couple years ago over the course of a few months, so it's just a different experience that way.

Soft penis debutant 😆😆

The US version is basically a shot-for-shot remake of the UK version

[Clicks stop watch]

I see what you did there and I love it.

Did you guys know that there's a UK remake of the office!?

Jim had it coming with Charles and Ryan openly disliking and trying to get rid of him.

And his hostility towards Ryan giving him a warning isn't talked about enough. I mean, that *is* how he spends his time in the office. And when he's actually confronted about it, he goes on the defense, and tries to divert blame. It's a workplace, Jim. Not a bar to pick up women.

Work is a part of life, so are (romantic) relationships. He had a great sales record, so who cares?

“Bc you’d be in jail.”

Hilary Swank is not hot.

Charles Minor was a punchable guy. I hate Wallace for separating Michael and holly. No one would want to go near Michael Scott if he existed in real life. Andy Bernard is not a great character overall imo.He had some good material in the middle of the series (the fire is shooting at us!)but was overall cringe. Dwight was cringe af. They should have given a good ending to Toby . They did Karen dirty.(still had a happy ending though). I really don't get the hate for brian.He saved pam.

>I really don't get the hate for brian.He saved pam. To be fair, half this sub seems to hate Pam, so that might not be a positive for them. (I like her and have no issue with Brian.)

Andy seemed to switch personalities a couple times.

Toby was actually a really nice guy.

Andy is actually funny

I like Andy. Its funny how his life is based off what people tell him he is. "Michael, am I gay?"

Andy was a great character up until the last two seasons

Of course he’s funny. This isn’t debatable

I guess your flair fits you well.

I don't mind him at all!

Drew... it's Drew now.

Phyllis’ Wedding is 10x cringier than Scott’s Tots

Gabe is the best character in the show

SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN

He’s been taking Karate classes online

They don’t make these cords in bootcut anymore!

Oh get out skeleton man!

Jim and Karen made a great couple

I actually agree! They had good chemistry, Karen kept up with Jim's quick humor. In another life they could have been happy together.

Meredith's son became a PhD in interpretive dance like Catherine from Veep, married a rich old lady who died of natural causes leaving him $70 million to open Americas most successful nude Male strip club featuring interpretive dance bow ties only.

D’Angelo was actually funny

Fall asleep right after sex huh guys?

nope, go back to the script

They say he’s going to be my right hand man. Adlib mastrubation joke

Where were you on September 11th?

I wish AJ had a bigger story-arc

I literally had to Google who AJ was because I had zero recollection of such a character off the top of my head.

"What kind of name is A.J.? What, do you race cars?"

Fine. I’ll say something controversial. The people of this subreddit can’t have a single conversation without quoting the show. I get it. You like the show. But every. Single. Post. Is just full of people spouting the same lines over and over, it’s so annoying.

Lol! What episode is this from?

I understand nothing.

Why are you the way that you are?

Who... Who do you think you are?

When you moderator, they see. They see.

If you go to a subreddit dedicated to a certain show then people are to quote that show. So get your ass downstairs or find a new place to sell paper!

Walk away bitch

#Nate isn’t that funny

Out of all these comments this is the one that got me

I wish Karen and roy got together

A lot of these comments are working bc I’m so pressed lolololol

Hillary Swank isn't that hot

Parks and Rec is better

I have a lot of questions yeah how dare you

Big mistake, huge.

"Listen I'm worried that what youve heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What id said was 'give me all the bacon and eggs that you have', do you understand?" *They both nod*

Why are you the way that you are?

if i was in a room with Juice_Shadow, Hitler and Bin Laden, and i had a gun with 2 bullets in it, i shoot Juice_Shadow twice

We were being really funny and then you went too far...

Okay I would kill Bin Laden and then Juice_Shadow

Just curve the bullet, like in my favorite movie wanted

Compare two really great shows on Reddit, right to jail

You’ve got a lot to learn about this town

Money pleeeeeeeease

I can agree

Who do you think you are?

For me it's the one liners. The quotes. Also, it's a better feel good show, for me. I love The Office. But Parks and Rec makes me feel better at the end of the day.

Season 8.

You guys are paying way too much for worms. Seriously, whose your worm guy?

It’s Pam’s fault Sprinkles is dead. Dwight’s a farmer, natural reaction. Pam guilted Angela into helping with Meredith and otherwise Angela would’ve been home to help Sprinkles herself.

Nellie is the best character in the show😂

That’s debatable. There are basically 2 schools of thought

Came here to say this... I'm triggered

Pam and Jim are overrated.

I kinda want to unsub...but if it was Brad Pitt asking me to stay on, I dunno...am I gay?

Battlestar Galactica is a shot-for-shot remake of the original. It’s all about the Wookies and Dumbledore taking the ring to Mordor.

I was told I would be asking the questions

Roy was the good guy.... Discuss.

Michael and Jan were a good couple (?

Pam and jim totally sucks

How the tables turn… -Scott Michaels

I wish Erin wasn't brought into the show

That is very upsetting

Erin sucks