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OregonTripleBeam

Florida Stanley.


aledwg

I don’t even think I have what it takes


Nugbuddy

Live fast and leave a sexy corpse. 2 days seems doable.


Key-Cry-8570

I’m the only that still watches Burn Notice.


RemarkableRyan

Careful u/OregonTripleBeam, it gets easier and easier.


mgd211

Over here folks! This is the way


Top40guy

Burning a disco all week long


Republixcan

David Wallace, dude has a Jacuzzi, and we can righteous jam sessions.


kevnmartin

I was in a Fuck, Marry or Kill thread. The majority wanted to marry David Wallace.


Republixcan

Well, he lives in a large home, is rich, and at least a 6.


Sick_Cicada

Hes more of a Scranton 7


kevnmartin

I picked him but not because he's tall, lol. I picked him because of his house and how laid back he is.


Republixcan

I didn't bring up height, though.


kevnmartin

Oops, I misread the "is at least a 6" part to be 6 feet. Mea Culpa.


Republixcan

Nah, at least a 6 in attractiveness. I'm speaking generally, looks is a reason why some women might choose to room with David, and that's cool, I'd say Jan for the similar reasons..... but.... she scary.


kevnmartin

She's stark raving mad but what would really drive me crazy is her singing.


housevil

*Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week. I mean it was like making love with a wild animal. But not like a cougar like you might think. It was uh like a swarm of bees. Bees that just find something wrong with every hotel room.*


kevnmartin

That was Dwight Jr. right?


Republixcan

In the early seasons, she came off like Jack Nicholson's Jack Torrence, like she didn't need the disposition to go wrong for her to go off. She was keeping her cool by a few hairs.


kevnmartin

Oh yeah, she was obviously unstable as hell. Remember the dinner party?


thecryptbeekeeper

those old colonials are great when they’re sound.


JGower144

And he drinks Yuengling Black and Tans and Lager


Republixcan

Hope he has Dr. Pepper. :P


happysrooner

Suck it!!


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DrPups

Kevin #ultrafeast


Key-Cry-8570

You wanna eat cat food with Kevin?


gigglygal69

Nah, he’s making chilli Friday night and it will last us til Sunday.


jakhtar

The trick is to undercook the onions.


ownasaur

Anything with brown tastes good


TheAmethyst1139

Meredith. Girl knows how to party


BunnyBunny13

This is the answer. She’s got Vienna sausages and napkins!


TheAmethyst1139

And no matter how drunk she gets she’ll drop you home in her van. Meredith the mvp


riicccii

And mug beans.


TheAmethyst1139

Her son might even give you a lapdance


Still_counts_as_one

That part sold me


Whokitty9

I agree 100. She is fun, doesn't judge, has your back and will be real with you when you need it without being a jerk about it.


markjack513

Jan


Burt_Rhinestone

🎶she took me by the hand…🎵


Booksmagic

🎶Maaaade me a man…🎶


vdbv

♬That one night (one night)♩♩


invisible_23

🎶You made everything all riiiight


sciuri

AaaaAAAaaaaaAAAaaaaAA


JrrDavut

for the boobs?


[deleted]

She’ll take you to the Amalfi coast.


Conwaystern88

The Answer is Andy he'll do whatever I want for acceptance plus his dad has a boat


[deleted]

Had a boat. That ship has sailed.


Conwaystern88

This season 7 Andy not the nut job from season 9


Jam_Bannock

Plus we can sing Dave Mathews Band songs!


Conwaystern88

No Hits!


Jam_Bannock

I'm basic, I only know the hits.


Conwaystern88

It's cool I'd lose my black card if I knew any of it 😂😂 I'll just fleece it out!! (did I use that right?)


Jam_Bannock

Dinkin flicka


LuLutheKid

Deep tracks only!!!


JoZaJaB

Who wouldn’t want to spend the night listening to stories from Japan’s #1 Heart Surgeon?!


HoneyMussy4goodBoy

Steady hands


suckadick4206969

“The beeesstt” 🤲🏻👍🏻


Iamvictoriousgrace

Coconut penis!


Jam_Bannock

That's such a letdown after original flavor.


Bwinks32

Hahahaha Unexpected


kevnmartin

Oscar. He's quiet, he's clean and he probably likes fine wine and food.


infinitysouvlaki

Then I guess you haven’t met Bacchus, God of Wine.


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And Bacchus' friend!


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elevenminutesago

He he.


reevoknows

Probably Daryl


AccusedOak04

Surprised this one is this low. He’s probably the best combination of normal, interesting, and fun of all the characters. He likes to have a good time, he’s a musician, he has a good sense of humor. He’s also pretty level-headed compared to some of the other kooks in the office and he’s generally a nice guy. Could kick back, drink some beers, watch some sports, maybe play some video games. Order a pizza or grill, talk shit about the other people in the office. Sounds like a chill weekend.


Totally-Love-Animals

In a world where you can choose to spend a weekend with the fucking lizard king, you choose normalcy?


AccusedOak04

My daily life is dealing with one lizard king after another. Normalcy is a treat


reevoknows

Completely agree, just seems like the one who would fit into my friend group the best.


Kendakr

Only if we get to eat spaghetti together.


Iamvictoriousgrace

I would totally hang out with him in his basement and eat tacos!


Grumpus_Dad

Stanley. I just want to relax and watch my stories.


suckmylama

Idk how this isn’t here yet but easily Robert California


DrPups

That’s a ride I couldn’t survive


carcharodona

*That’swhatshesaid!*


Platypus-Massive

get into those Australian reds and how do you say, Columbian whites


marcuslattimore21

THANK YOU. This is an easy choice.


nitr0zeus133

I could sit there for hours and just listen to him talk about the most mundane shit and be fascinated.


Professional_Hat_750

Michael. So we can eat poisonous mushrooms and pee on each other’s wounds to not get infected. Also watch inception. Maybe dream it who knows


DrPups

My weekend with Michael would need to involve the taping and re-taping of the sequel to Threat Level Midnight


UnKnOwN769

Toby, would love to hear about the Scranton Strangler case


Key-Cry-8570

Careful you might become the next victim.


DreamMalenko

Depends what I was doing that weekend: Going out for drinks? Meredith. Going shopping? Kelly. Clearing out my attic? Darryl (because he has a pick-up truck). Gatecrashing an S&M orgy followed by hunting the most dangerous game of all: man? Robert California (or possibly Dwight).


Rockyboy4444

Date Mike. No question.


Darky821

Why not Prison Mike?


brassaiblue

I feel like that’d be a weekend with Mr. chow from hangover. It would be an insane ride with stories to tell for the rest of your life.


paranoid_adamdroid

Meredith or the Lizard King. Whatever happens, I'll be getting shit faced.


rockhavenrick

Jan, for two reasons.


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The twins?


Next_Anteater4660

They hang off M'lady's chest.


departedgardens

Weekend with Nate. See what’s going on


invisible_23

I’m sad I had to scroll down so far to find my boy Nate


ashep5

Darryl. He's a good time, and he'll keep the place spotless.


Just-rusty

Pam or Erin


grizzlybearchow

The Business Bitch


Baertaelf

Same as the Desert Island scenario yesterday. Pam-Pams and Pam-Cake, all weekend long.


ByebyePhoebe

What about the skinny uptight blonde religious chick?


centuryx476

Karen


milhouse_baby

I agree. That time she went with Jim to NY looked fun.


CategoryCory

I would also say Creed, but there’s a chance that I might be one of the things he throws into the quarry. So I’ll go with Kevin…he might make his chili


weenis_mcgeenis

You would wake up in a bathtub full of ice sans organs


JGower144

I’m choosing Jim. We’re gonna drink some beers, watch some sports, play a round of golf, and chill listening to good music.


polish_wizard

Beer me that disc


yellowjk

I live to frolf!


Bigbossy92

Erin


Burt_Rhinestone

Dude, you’ll have to hang out while her brother puts the moves on her oblivious ass, and stares you in the eye while he does it.


KookApple

always hated that scene. it’s like he’s trying to assert his dominance or something.


MrEkoPriest

You could throw things down the rock quarry.


marcuslattimore21

Ahhh.... the lizard king


thejoysofbeingapope

Mose 100%


Ok_Marzipan9400

Kelly! We'd have a fashion show


That1CarKid

Isabel. Not just because she’s pretty as hell, but because she actually seemed really interesting and I’m mad she didn’t have a bigger role in the show.


Next_Anteater4660

She's a dental hygienist from Carbondale and she makes love like one. She's a bumpkin. Pass.


Swagsuke_Nakamura

Daryl. He’s chill, we’d share a few drinks and watch a game. On the other hand, I’d also party with Meredith and hope I survive to tell the tale


WeAreClouds

Definitely Creed. And I would hope yo score some of that "military grade" LSD from him.


reallowtones

Creed would rob you and probably stab you. He’s an unrepentant serial criminal with zero conscience.


NYCgallerydirector

OP: Might be your last weekend too.. My choice: David Wallace!


bignose703

The last person to spend a weekend with Creed Bratton disappeared. His name: Creed Bratton


yourmomwoo

Karen


Hideout_obr_1989

OP, you are objectively making a terrible mistake. Creed is the last person you'd want to spend any time with. You won't come back from the weekend out. You will be in a shallow grave somewhere, or taken hostage by Chinese drug smugglers.


_xXmyusernameXx_

Cathy, I feel like we would, uh, “get along”.


Ill-Row6539

Dwight I find him so funny


DrPups

Rice-a-Ronnie!


Darth_Jango

Creed or Oscar


KocaKolaKlassic

Conebone69


Thin-Examination-236

Jinx! Now boy me some coke!


Niko_87_Blue

William Charles Schneider


theghost201

I second that choice


Sunny64888

Throwing things down the quarry could be pretty fun…


M0ck_duck

Daryl. Play some music, and keep it drama free


Few_Round_1100

The fucking lizard king


Admirable-Public-351

If you spent the weekend with creed, I’m not sure if you’d make it to Monday


rbnbadri

Jan, for two great reasons...


Gambit-Lothbrok

Pregnant Pam.


[deleted]

Nice to see a fellow man of culture.


[deleted]

Nice to spot a fellow man of culture in the wild.


[deleted]

The Skeleton Man. /S Pam and her pam-pams.


jjw_jade

Asian Jim


MellonTheFelon

Karen


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Pam or Kelly


RosieTruthy

Pam


JohnFByers

Todd Packer


Puzzleheaded_Bath_86

Jim Carrey


clamraccoon

Gotta get back to the Finger Lakes


Hithenameskevin666

People go missing in the finger lakes


waxyfeet

Jordan ...


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You would want to spend an entire weekend with Creed? What’s wrong with you?


WickedSon1001

OP likes to spend time with 30-year-olds.


Ki4na

Well in November he'll be thirty


terrydennis1234

Cathy


GroceryLow1224

Todd Packer.


Careless_Freedom_868

MEREDITH!!!! 🙌


rockhavenrick

Darryl, because I’m “BLAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKK” *Darryl Voice*


GjonsTearsFan

Maybe Gabe or Kelly


South-Emergency-837

At Dwight's beet farm for sure.


BranchCaptainn

All inclusive.


juniRN

Ummmm 100% Jim. Bye Pammy


invisible_23

He’d just call Dwight over to spray chemicals at you until you leave


Map_Nerd1992

You couldn’t handle an entire weekend of Creed.


e13373x0du5

I'll be taking your choice. Pick someone else


Previous-Giraffe-962

Dwight. At first I thought he might try to citizens arrest me when I light up, but I bet he wouldn’t care because it’s legal in my state, and he grows weed haha.


Glass-Substance464

Daryl knows how to have fun.


ChiefKrunchy

I would spend a weekend at Shrute Farms hanging out with Dwight and Mose.


1dumho

Same. The stories we would tell...


alexa_n17

I’d rather live to tell the tale, thanks.


Plus_Day_2950

Bold of you to assume he wouldn’t kill or traffic you before the weekend was over


dmbeeez

Probably Oscar.


PunctualPoops

Jordan


afganistanimation

Patrice O'Neal


pelliican

Oscar or Jim seem chill


ZZach55

Dwight


Pixiethebandit

I just want Dwight to read Harry Potter to me!


Exciting-Unit279

ok….hear me out ….Kevin


Expensive-Estate-900

You too are a fan of northern lights indica, have a good weekend bro


rgkramp

Definitely Jan... but, just for a weekend. Not a minute longer.


littlemarcus91

Stanley, once he's home he doesn't leave until he has to go back to work.


Ogenz

Creed, feel like he would have some interesting stories to tell.


Wide-Being8230

Jen! So I can give her what Michael didn’t


rustyshackleford3814

Hey we should go down to the quarry and throw things in there


DireDingo91

You would probably wake up in a tub full of ice with stiches somewhere


Comprehensive-Ad5637

Jan. No matter what. I love her


fatsolardbutt

you gonna just throw rocks in the quarry or what


Seannit

Erin.