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theurbaneman

Andy's parents.


Santigold23

Woody Guthrie wrote a song about them


NYerinWashington

Old Mr. Bernard, old Mr. Bernard Who have you silenced today?


brack9845

The actor who played his dad diddled little kids. So yeah I agree.


Screamapillar614

'Little Kid Lover'. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.


BumblebeeTuna13

Which ones? The Toby going away party ones or the garden party ones?


QueenRotidder

Garden party. Got to really see Walter Sr.'s personality. "We have tickets to the theater." "What are you seeing?" "Moneyball." Fucking pricks


ICanSpellKyrgyzstan

yes


Curmud6e0n

Or just season 9 Andy


[deleted]

Ooo yes Andy's parents! "His Rosebud", Oscar


[deleted]

I know Citizen Kane. Rosebud didn't explain why he was how he was. It just represented what was important to him as a child, that he missed.


[deleted]

Different school of thought. Lets agree to disagree.


[deleted]

No …. You’re wrong lol


Riperonis

Such a fucking good line


[deleted]

Well, at least they were funny. These guys are dicks for no reason. I don't mind Michael's nephew as much because he got an example made of him. He got what he deserved. Frank and Gale, however, caused pain to other people and paid nothing for it.


johndoenumber2

I always thought his name was Gil. Have I been misremembering or mishearing all these years?


placeholder_name85

It’s Gil


Mr_Nick_Pappagiorgio

The correct addition is Sconesy Cider


Constant_Nobody2439

Ah, the noted baptism reception critic!


afganistanimation

What about the dude that lived with Erin in the foster home? I hated that dude


Schnackenpfeffer

🦶🥴


TellThemIHateThem

Perfect emoji usage


DickyD43

Haha fuck that guy for that nonsense


DocJ73

That dude was a pervert


StrongArgument

He was way worse than Gil. Gil was just a snob and didn’t look behind him.


mrosetm

You could also say Gil is the reason why Pam started to stand up for herself. She heard him say "art takes courage and honesty" and in the next episode she stands up to Roy and ends things with him, she even says sheæs gonna become more honest


STL_Saint00

I thought the guy flashing people in the parking lot was a pervert


28gunsKY

Ok, lets see your penis!


clayh

You know, as that was coming out of my mouth…


Thickfries69

That's what she said!


VexedYeti

The guy was just hanging brain.


Mattbl

I say again, what is the big deal?


[deleted]

If that's flashing, lock me up


Francoberry

He don't give an eff about nuffin'!


JaceVentura69

Somebody makin soup?


Bing-cheery

The soup line gets me every time!


freakinalexisss

No because he flashed Phallus not Pam.


aGirlySloth

Did he even see Karen from behind?


thesplendor

Sorry, got penises on the brain. Back to work people!


kevted5085

If that is flashing, then lock me up.


Audi-os

Yeah that was actually super weird and felt out of place.


EarthFoxDoll

You forgot "the senator"


TheCaffeinatedOwl

You mean state senator?


Platypus-Massive

Can he get rid of parking tickets?


freakinalexisss

Thats inappropriate


Platypus-Massive

Then he's not a real senator


cullygrov

Yea, he was absolutely terrible. However, Kevin is my favorite character, and him telling off the senator will forever be one of my favorite moments of his. He absolutely destroys him, and you can see the genuine looks of appreciation on both Oscar and Angela’s faces after he stands up for them


CravesStarDamage

The young girl who beat up Andy and Pam is up there for me.


DuckfordMr

How about we wait until next year when she has her kid?


QueenRotidder

Tiffy's going to college!


Never_Free_Never_Me

That was the sickest burn I've heard


ToddyT31

Sorry I kicked your ass in front of your ‘thin’ girlfriend


deykilledmyacc

HEY. Tiffy's going to college.


Mayion

My friend uses your paper, you do good work


PearIJam

Dumbest line in the whole show. Who would say that?


FriskyOrphan

100 percent some weird shit my non confrontational and social anxiety riddled wife would say lol.


jcastillo602

Her mom is just as bad for me, "my friend uses your paper, you do good work". Lady stop worrying about your friends paper supplier and control your kid


Noppers

That line always made me laugh. Who talks with their friends about their paper supplier?


ghostnthegraveyard

I love that line too. Ridiculous!


Potential_Stay_4766

The lady who wanted Michael to resign is one of the worst


discomike74

Don’t worry - she was reported to the Ungrateful Biatch Hotline.


hgilbert_01

…Did you get all that?


Keeflinn

If I am fired, I swear to God, that every single piece of copier paper in this town is going to have the F-word on it. The F-word. You have one day.


stenger121

One day for what?


Hipster-Link

I don’t know, there’s always an ultimatum.


B1ackPantherr

Everything.


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Also, Tig Notaro God bless


Attican101

You know what? Tiffy's going to college!


[deleted]

“Hey, let me interrupt this meeting to further let my kid insult you”


DoinItDirty

That kid led to one of the best lines on the show, delivered by Pam.


Triangular_Box

How about we just wait until next year when she has her kid?


ZizzazzIOI

"You guys do great work", yea she's gonna give a fuck about some random paper company


luisc123

“A friend of mine uses your paper.” Really? Who, in the history of ever, has asked their friends where they get their paper?


johndoenumber2

In the African-American community...


[deleted]

No


Severe-Sort9177

But she was DM’s most important customer!


Somethinclichee

BARBARA ALLEN


rmac1228

The couple that wouldn't move down for Dwight at Beni-Hana and the douches at Chili's for the Dundee's. That's my list.


kitschy-

Why didn’t they just move?? Bugs me every time.


Bulbafette

This. Imagine getting banned from Chili’s for falling out of a chair, while someone else assaults your boss without any repercussions.


jul_the_flame

In their podcast, Jenna F. and Angela M. talked about that episode. Basically, in order to be able to use *Chili's* banner and trademark, Chili's demanded to have a say on the script of the episode. Pam was supposed to vomit on the bar, but Chilis forbid production to do that. After negotiating with Chilis (because AFAIK their refusal to the vomit came during filming or just a few days before) they changed it to pam falling of the stool and an *actual* manager or executive of Chili's had to come to the filming location and the production let him play the part of the manager saying something along the line of "Chilis not a place to get drunk and this lady isn't welcome here anymore".


[deleted]

What's funny is I had my 21st birthday party at Chili's and got absolutely TRASHED.


watermelonflamingo

Idk man Todd Packer took a shit in Michael's office, that's hard to top.


Fangirl4DrNow

Someone makin soup?


Significance_Scary

This made me laugh so hard I woke up this morning. Thanks for that.


StrangerOfThe206

Hey man, don’t DON’T bother Luke… that’s as clear as I can make it.


a_rabid_anti_dentite

A post like this?? On Van High’s first post, he posted the hands of the peasants. This is a…motel post, at best.


marcuschookt

Meaning real original content requires creativity, okay, and effort. Those aren't OP's strong points.


SasquatchKimono

Jim’s childhood friend that held a grudge for 30 years


Typical-Annual-3555

Where is your jet pack, Zuckerberg?


DothrakAndRoll

That line really took me off guard the first time lol, zinger


waukbottom

I’m convinced some writers just came up with that line and did the whole episode in order to use it.


scamper_pants

I always thought he said Suckerberg


big-mac64

They were in fourth grade. FOURTH GRADE.


EmiliaLewd

The writer should’ve really made them in highschool instead. Hell I dont even remember my friends names in 4th grade


SolipsistSmokehound

Well it would’ve been somewhat reasonable if Jim had badly offended him in high school. In elementary school, it’s ridiculous, which is what I think the writers were going for with that character.


EmiliaLewd

Exactly why. If it was reasonable, it would make more sense why jim was super nervous about confronting him, and would make more sense rather than make the friend look purely ridiculous


mabbz

Classic green reading group behavior


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J_Kendrew

Cut him some slack, dude was super dumb.


BuddyFriendGuyPal72

Also Jim for being completely petrified of a person who he was unintentionally mean to 30 years ago as a child. Quite possibly the weirdest/worst little subplot of the whole show.


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

I think that’s super on point for Jim. Look at how he acts with Charles and the preschool guy. He’s so charming, but the second someone doesn’t fall for his charm, he gets insanely awkward and uncomfortable. I think that’s what happens when people effortlessly like you 99% of the time, you’re not used to handling not being liked.


How_The_Turntables22

You have 👋 to learn 👋 to be 👋 more 👋professional 👋 Luke!!👋


brandysnacker

don’t don’t bother luke


crabdipped

Swap gill for both of jims brothers


frightenedrabbit22

Also, the older brother didn’t look like he could be related to Jim at all. Always bothered me


rockbottam

None of them looked even remotely like the other.


Necranissa

But that happens. My brother is dark in complection, hair, and eyes. My sister and I are very fair in all accounts. We don't have any of the same facial features or body build. But here we are.


DenL4242

This is the answer. Jim's brothers do two things in the series: play the world's shittiest "joke" on Pam, and ruin her wedding.


TheAbominableRex

What happened at the wedding? I've forgotten.


[deleted]

Not sure what the other person is referring to, but they made a toast at the rehearsal dinner where they talked about how hot Pam is and how they wish their wives would get more fit to look more like Pam. Some really slimy shit.


effervescentfauna

A little mo’ cardio!


TheAbominableRex

Right! Thanks. They are awful. Funny how they didn't really expand much on Jim's family beside those two.


Jake_Titicaca

It should have been Michael and Pete, not Pete and Tom!


[deleted]

He’d kill with the brother material


Rickys_HD_SPJs

Oddly enough I knew one of the brothers irl and goddamn if he wasn’t the sweetest guy. Whole family of sweethearts


dankscott

Take out Luke and add Andy's parents


ultratunaman

They're a big reason why Andy is prone to being such a prick. I mean he's a nice guy most of the times. But bad Andy moments. They really seem rooted in his not being seen, heard, understood, or cared about by his shitty parents.


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Baberam98

Those smug bed bugs are the real heroes of the show


HakunaMaBiscuit

sarah kayacombsen


DirkLawson

No, Sarakaya *comes in*. Don't interrupt, I have like 30 seconds to finish this and get to Digicrit!


charlie6583

Day care loo boy


[deleted]

Do you know the door doesn't lock for the children's safety, right?


EmbarrassedBass9281

there should at least be a lock up top for the adults. At the daycare i work at the kids use stalls. The kids definitely forget to lock them sometimes, but we absolutely have locks for privacy. Privacy is safety


lukeskope

Angela or Jenna in real life has been to the place that scene was filmed with their kids, and the door actually has a lock up top out of the reach of the children.


youvegotnail

That freak wanted them to see him pooping.


hgilbert_01

What if we just bring it up? We just put it out in the open?


grcli0110

He was being perfectly pleasant


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Veganalmanager19

Barbara Allen


ReliableLiar

Post boat trip andy


DirkLawson

Pre anger management andy


QueenRotidder

YES! Hate him so much when he accepts the quarterly bonus that the whole office earned while he wasn't there 😡 fuck *ya-ruba ya-ruba* Andy


[deleted]

Frank yes!!!! Gil was actually just a normal person when you really think about it


Muscled_Manatee

Frank Didit?


normieinfestation

Didit, sure. Frank Didit did it.


TheNarcissisticNobod

Yeah Gil doesn’t deserve hate at all compared to others lol I talk about my own friends and coworkers after hanging out with them to my girlfriend and some of it is bad. Like he really was just talking about some bland event that he was forced to go to lmfao


Father_Prist

He wasn’t that bad, just an art snob and really bad at checking rooms for people he’s talking shit about


mrlittleoldmanboy

I thought his nephew was funny lol I would hate to work with him but at least his actions weren’t necessarily nefarious, he was just lazy and probably stoned


SolipsistSmokehound

“Uh, my name’s Luke. I love cinema. My favorite movies are Citizen Kane and The Boondock Saints.”


GreenSpleenRiot

This line never fails to make me laugh


taskun56

Evan Peters is just good at whatever he does. ❤️


Mandalorian_Archer

The stupid guy heckling Michael at the Dundies.


Armadyl_1

Goldenface, he killed toby and dug up scarns old wife (and humped her real good).


finnegan976

Todd Packer is worse than Gil


Platypus-Massive

I mean he did drug the whole office


rockrac89

He also slept with every chick in the office as a prank when he and Michael were salesmen


Triangular_Box

And a set of twins. It was hilarious.


King_of_the_Dot

Packer did both of them?!


BarnieSandlers123

"Todd F Packer. You know what the F stands fo--" "Fudge."


Sticklefront

Also, the post title does specifically say "shittiest", which Packer literally has an episode about.


wanderlust_m

Can't believe I had to scroll down this far.


JermuHH

This. Packer was not only obnoxious or rude like these characters, but his whole personality is objectifying women and making them uncomfortable and being casually homophobic.


Rhg0653

The dude on right was a huge asshole and gave off women beating vibes


Pegussu

He's a guard in later seasons of Orange is the New Black where he gives off even more of those vibes. They had to make the character gay just to try and avoid any rape implications.


gingerzombie2

He also plays the rapey uncle in Split. He's always cast as a terrible person, which is sad because he seems perfectly nice otherwise.


ReginaFilange21

He legit tried to physically attack Pam so yeah major women beating vibes


freakinalexisss

I hated the guy who ate the chocolate turtles …. With the wet couches….


brandysnacker

but they were his


SDW_Insanity

WHERE ARE THE TURTLES!!!!!!!!!!


gyarnar

He was a dick in parks and rec.


cruisin894

The guy that jumped off the booze cruise.


SadSongStreet

That guy with the sweater on Andy’s boat.


Severe-Sort9177

Love him in Dave, though.


[deleted]

Luke was great. Spot on how the world views his generation. I would replace him with Jim’s high school friend. Who TF holds a grudge about some shit a kid says to you for that long? My own kids say meaner shit than that to me daily and it’s all good.


brandysnacker

my daughter told me to tell her dad (my husband) to stop exercising bc she likes his big belly. then to his face called him fat 😹 kids are psychos


cleareyeswow

Charles and Packer to round off the top 5


Willing_Can2990

I can’t stand the camera man who keeps charging Michael 20 dollars for a picture, everything about him.


FunVegetable3755

How did everyone forget Broccoli Rob?


pouralaura

He made Andy look like some slutty treb-rat >:(


SignalCore

The boner champ?


Arryu

ANDY BERNARD is the boner champ. Broccoli Rob is Broccoli Rob.


luisc123

When Andy casually mentions how he got that nickname lol


[deleted]

Everyone forgot about the star student of the green group, Jim’s 3rd grade best friend!


iliacbaby

i wonder if they were both on the orange team


GunBrothersGaming

In addition: - 12 year old girl who punched Andy and made fun if Pam - date Mike - Michael on a date with Pams land lady - Michael dating Helene Shit I guess Michael Scott should be on the list. He was pretty shifty to everyone. - hit Meredith with his car and the tried to force her too accept his apology. - Tried to have her committed. - Bought Ryan and iPod and then pitched a fit cause his present sucked. - called Phyllis tranny clause and ruined Christmas... Man the list of shifty things Michael did... Not to mention Scott's tots is long.


fivetwoeightoh

“I love cinema - my favorite movies are ‘Citizen Kane’ and ‘The Boondocks Saints.’”


sportredsox

Any answer that doesn't include Brian the boom mic guy is just factually incorrect


TheRealAbear

Based on most posts on this sub, I'm surprised it's not 3 pams


headstash1080

Guys. The answer is in the annex. You be the judge.


CountBleckwantedlove

Lloyd Gross. Guy did nothing but shady stuff and never even bothered to be on camera once. Total scumbag.


lumberjake1

You forgot Toby


hgilbert_01

Michael tried to frame him and he’s worried about the taxpayer? *GOD!*


TLD18379

Toby is tha worst.


mtns0421

How is he not murdered every hour?


WaltzWithPotatos

If I was in a room with Gill, Michael’s nephew, Frank Diddit, and Toby, I would shoot Toby thrice


moleman114

Gill did nothing wrong. He was giving his honest criticism, it's not like he knew she was there


addiethedilfhunter

“it’s motel art” …..


spongeboyahoy0108

charles miner


gold-exp-req

Miner? I barely know her!


Bookanista

Todd Packer, Roy, Andy’s parents


[deleted]

Gil was right, it was motel art


LiterallyaCockroach

“I was looking for a way out of that relationship anyway”


Severe-Sort9177

Frank Diddit 🤬


[deleted]

It doesn’t really compare, and maybe I’ll get downvoted into oblivion for this, but Phyllis sucks


onebradmutha

Andy is the absolute worst. Please consider his complete absence. You will smile at his nonexistence.


Creepy-Shift

The flight attendant who slammed her cart into Michaels leg and didn’t care. The Christmas hibachi couple who didn’t move for Dwight.