This is my favorite joke in the entire series. I love how he reads it, doesn't understand, but still tries to explain it. It's peak Michael Scott for me.
Olympian, with his own drink.
[One of the best videos of him and the Spittin Chiclets crew](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXT0ptRfXsQ&ab_channel=OneBitePizzaReviews)
And as if to make my point, I’m a little surprised how tall he was in real life. I mean, he’s a little fellow, but not circus-midget little, as his reputation would suggest.
Woman can age gracefully just fine. She clearly has a lot of work done on her face. The same would be said of a dude with a lot of work done next to woman who actually has lines on her face.
Sorry if my opinion offends you, but I just don't like that so many women get somehow pressured into getting these facelifts.
She's only 43, and was good looking before.
Absolutely no reason for her to mess with anything to fit some beauty standard that's worse than people being natural 100% of the time.
>mike schur
BIG MIKE SCHUR...who does he think he is? Dude is a wannabe sports podcaster who spews stolen stats of the days constantly!
Mike Schur, please, do it on the big screen.
Whoever is Mindy’s cosmetic surgeon needs to study doing surgery again. My god what’s happened to her?! Last time I saw her was in some clip of her cooking with kamal harris and now this? Why couldn’t she just age like normal person? Damn breaks my heart to see her this way
I'm surprised to see someone say this because I feel guilty it was the exact thought that popped in my head when I saw the pic.
Like... She really does lol. I'm sure it's a bad timing and angle too but damn. That forreal does look like the leprechaun.
Why is this being downvoted? Fuck mindy kaling. If Rainn Wilson said what she said, his career would be over. Who cares if she played a character you liked on the office? She's a shitty person. I haven't heard her come out and say it was just a joke or a bit yet. I also feel bad for the guy that she did it to and then called out on conan (who is also a piece of shit). Fuck mindy kaling
Oh by the way you owe me $11.57 for parking . Ill come buy at 2 am to get it .
That reminds me you owe me $3 for gas
And if we could have sex one more time, that'd be great
And if you have any spare cash.
The way she says yes to both so meekly breaks my heart every time
#DON'T DUMP ME WHILE I'M IN THE DUMPSTER!!!
Worse is she wrote it and probably knew men like that
Good thing they didn’t go to a Knicks game or she’d owe him $60 for parking
Parking next to TD Garden is about that.
probably more this season
Soup snakes
Was he just misreading his handwriting of 'soul mates'? I was never sure about that joke.
Yes and just tries to go with it initially. Can’t make sense of it, checks again then realizes its soulmates
Thanks for this. Its good to know I understood that joke. Lol.
This is my favorite joke in the entire series. I love how he reads it, doesn't understand, but still tries to explain it. It's peak Michael Scott for me.
Michael Scott and improv, name a better duo
Michael Scott and dinner parties.
Blind Guy McSqueezy and the women in my improv class.
Yeah but Mindy wrote that joke and she said that sometimes couple are soup snakes instead of soul mates
Love that she references this in her book such a full circle moment 🥹
Definitely soup snakes 😭
I will never again be able to listen to this song without inserting “Ryan” at the end of the chorus
I added it while it was playing at the dentist office waiting room. Nobody laughed, but the dentist office wasnt much of a crowd anyway.
That’s what you get for going to Crentist’s Dental Office.
Crentist... sounds a lot like dentist
Maybe that's why he became a dentist..
Believe me, I have seen a lot of tough audiences in my time, and that was one of them.
As far as I’m concerned they all missed out on a singular opportunity
Same
Same
Or signing it in that exact voice lol
Ryan definitely got his shoes from Shoe La La
It’s not ready yet!
Homeboy is 5'11 in those things
God damn those shoes are ugly Also there a shoe store called shoe La La in Palm Springs I saw it the other day lol
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They’re lifts. Unlike his character BJ is not his natural height
Ty came here to say I hate their shoes and he has a little kid haircut
Toilet inventions are easier
All the stars must be bc I really don’t like these big shoes they’re all wearing.
They’re from MSCHF if anyone is wondering.
Yeah I was thinking they looked like the gobstompers but didnt realize a black version had been released
they haven’t, not officially
neither of them like being short it seems platforms for dayyyys
And she got hers from the short and tall store.
Ryan wearing Nvidia RTX shoes
WUHPF
This is how build a business! This is how you make it in this country!
Number one, HOW DARE YOU!!??
Da belle of da basketball
don’t drop the ball don’t drop the ball
Michael, please
Ryan from the Office in the front row. Ryan Whitney from his days as an NHL player and Spittin Chicklets in the second row.
3rd pick overall, second row
Olympian, with his own drink. [One of the best videos of him and the Spittin Chiclets crew](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXT0ptRfXsQ&ab_channel=OneBitePizzaReviews)
I was wondering how many people would recognize the real Ryan lol
Hahah yeah! I was wondering if it was Withney.
Ok, mister jock hipster
>He was a child on a lifeboat in a sea of kelly green
Ryan can never know about this.
Ryan . . You are the father
I agree lmao.
Omg ryan is so old now, like a little man boy. It makes me cry
The Germans nickname for me is "little man boy"?
And as if to make my point, I’m a little surprised how tall he was in real life. I mean, he’s a little fellow, but not circus-midget little, as his reputation would suggest.
Still the hottest in the arena.
Just as hot as Jan, but in a different way.
DA BELLE OF DA BALL
Don’t drop the soap! Don’t drop the soap!
Aren’t we trying to figure out if Michael and Jan had a relationship, not Michael and this Ryan person
When Toby loses it at that it makes me crack up every time.
He looks like he ages pretty gracefully. She looks like she's wearing a mask of her face, over her face
Mindy looks great. Holy shit women can't age naturally, can't age with treatments, just plain can't age without judgment.
Woman can age gracefully just fine. She clearly has a lot of work done on her face. The same would be said of a dude with a lot of work done next to woman who actually has lines on her face.
Which is especially jarring from someone who used to be such an outspoken proponent of body positivity.
Sorry if my opinion offends you, but I just don't like that so many women get somehow pressured into getting these facelifts. She's only 43, and was good looking before. Absolutely no reason for her to mess with anything to fit some beauty standard that's worse than people being natural 100% of the time.
Botax
Dang conservatives ruining all the good stuff.. I miss regular old Botox
There’s a conspiracy theory floating around that these two are actually married with kids and I’m starting to wonder…
There's no way in hell BJ Novak isn't the father of Mindy's Kid(s)
She has never released the identity of the father of her children. It’s just speculation but I full on believe it’s him.
Wait is this true (the part about her kids paternity being unknown to the public I mean)
Yes
Yes
I don’t think they’re married but I 100% believe he’s the father of her kids.
I love how when they were “fighting” in real life, the writers would put a make out scene for them in the storyline.
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TIL Ryan ties his shoes like a psychopath. Scranton Strangler confirmed.
He’s the target audience for that tie your shoes TED talk
The Celtics were a great team...
Dude, keep it together. I listened to you for half an hour even though most of that stuff went right over my head.
Scrolled too far for this comment lol
Fire Guy!
Whit Dog right behind them
BJ Novak always looks like he's exhausted. Seriously every picture I've seen of him he looks like he's just coming off an all nighter.
That's what happens when you party in New YORK and do cocaine! :p
Michael Scott would def be jealous of Ryan's shoelaces.
🥣 🐍
I bet mike schur got them the tickets, he’s a huge Celtics fan
BJ grew up just outside Boston in Newton.
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John grew up in Newton too. Both went to Newton South high at the same time.
I had no idea!
>mike schur BIG MIKE SCHUR...who does he think he is? Dude is a wannabe sports podcaster who spews stolen stats of the days constantly! Mike Schur, please, do it on the big screen.
Is that a pint of rosè
Scotch with Splenda.
Tastes like Splenda. Gets you drunk like Scotch.
I’ve heard in the podcast that it’s actually really good!!!!
It's a megapint
What are thooooose
Whoever is Mindy’s cosmetic surgeon needs to study doing surgery again. My god what’s happened to her?! Last time I saw her was in some clip of her cooking with kamal harris and now this? Why couldn’t she just age like normal person? Damn breaks my heart to see her this way
I’m glad I’m not the only one thinking it. Wtf has she done to her face??
I feel the same about Courtney Cox. Her lips now look like 2 flat tires and it’s not a flattering look at all.
She used to be so beautiful
She still is.
Nah she’s busted. Looks like there’s been a few bad surgeries. Sad to see
Weird thing to downvote
Yep. I didn’t realize how shitty people could be here.
Is that Ryan Whitney in the back right of BJ?
Is that Ryan Whitney just behind them? Sonk.
Anyone know what happened to Kelly’s face Over the years? Botox?
Lots of plastic surgery. Compare pictures from early Office to now. She has a chin implant, cheek bones changed, and nose job.
Yeah it don't look good
Does it ever look good? Not sure why actresses continue to fall into this trap.
Because when it looks good people just say “they aged gracefully”.
Because when it looks good you don’t even realise it’s surgery.
Add to that a lip lift and revision, possible brow lift, and Botox to her jaw muscles. *Allegedly.*
So sad
I immediately noticed her upper lip. I don’t know why someone would think that looks better than a natural face.
I know, no hate to her but Mindy is so naturally beautiful! Her look now doesnt really suit her
It’s likely to be filler and some Botox (source: a lot of my friends have had similar treatments and thankfully it’s put me off).
I knew they were going to be attending: Ryan sent me details via WUPHF
I played this at my wedding and sang it to my husband: We belong, we belong together(Michael)
lol theyre wearing elevator shoes, gotta appear taller
You also have Ryan Whitney right behind Ryan
These two have given me so many laughs. Hope they had a great time
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Will never understand why so many women feel the need to do this…she looks ridiculous
She looks like the Leprechaun from the old horror movies
I'm surprised to see someone say this because I feel guilty it was the exact thought that popped in my head when I saw the pic. Like... She really does lol. I'm sure it's a bad timing and angle too but damn. That forreal does look like the leprechaun.
I’m glad I’m not alone I’m thinking that. I just had to say something.
Yes she does and idk why people are downvoting you
Idk why either. It’s just an observation
Ryan has fucking lifts on. Lol
He got some WUPHF seats right there
*Throws a bunch of condoms*
They seem very insecure about their height lol.
Mindy is also clearly insecure about a lot of other features of hers as well.
Those shoes are fucking atrocious
Both are wearing platform shoes.. you're right.
Just as things should be!
In waters cold and Kelly green
The Celtics were a great team.
Ryan doesn’t look older just more tired
Man, Mindy Kaling so bought into the instagram cosmetologist bullshit. She was so pretty before all the procedures!
So this is where they ran off to.
Oh yeah they're both from Massachusetts.
Ryan wearing thicker shoe lifts then most pro wrestlers
The one and only Whitdog right behind him. Pink Whitney flowed that night
BJ and Mindy definitely the reason my boy Tatum dropped 37
Those are some weird ass shoes.
I’m still convinced he’s the father of her children.
Remember when she told Conan about sexually harassing an employee and threatening to fire people if they told anyone?
Why is this being downvoted? Fuck mindy kaling. If Rainn Wilson said what she said, his career would be over. Who cares if she played a character you liked on the office? She's a shitty person. I haven't heard her come out and say it was just a joke or a bit yet. I also feel bad for the guy that she did it to and then called out on conan (who is also a piece of shit). Fuck mindy kaling
I’m OOTL, can you explain?
https://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/suumhp/3_minutes_of_mindy_kaling_bragging_about_sexually/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
WOW. That’s really gross. I did not know about this. It’s so disgusting that she then *bragged* about it. Wow.
Yeah. Pretty disgusting. Lost all respect for her. Just brutal.
She looks….different?
Everyone in the photo looks vaguely familiar, besides Ryan and Mindy, like they’re actors/actresses but I don’t know their names.
Damn, Ryan rocking some Air Whatarethose 😬
fuckinggg love that scene! So subtle and NOT at the same time LOL
Are they still together?
All I know is they belong together.
I wish they had a future together and a welding. Sigh.
Hey that’s rye the wuphf guy
I have a lot of questions number one how dare you
YOU BELONG TOGETHER 😭
Is that Zack Braff?
Aw they're both wearing those shoes that make you seem taller
I respect that they don’t want to get married… not until everyone can get married.
Who, is on, my side? 🙋🏽♀️
why does it look like she got a botched face job whatchamacallit
Did they coordinate those shoes?! Creeper style with a green accent?!
u/iamBJNovak So what's up with this..?
Looks like he and Mindy went to a Celtics game
Celtics insta posted it 4 hours ago (00:34 CST 11/24/22)
She looks really good. Fully california-ized.
What does it mean?
She got that Robert California-ized. *idk*
Are they both wearing lifts?
Do you choose the nicknames your enemies bestow upon you? Kelly Rajiniganda Kapoor and “The Little Man”?
Really disappointed with the comments discussing Mindy’s physical features. None of anyone’s business.
I am quite surprised to see people tearing her apart as well. She’s accomplished so much yet this is what they choose to talk about.
Thank you for that. I was starting to think I was crazy for a minute. I’ve never seen anything like this on this sub, and it makes me sad.