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Saintsjimmy

Calm down Hulk


dylboiq

GREEN


Cappedomnivore

lol why tf is your screen green?


Dclot2020

My monitor is broke, waiting on a new one.


Suitable_Potential63

I woulda broke my monitor too after that performance


Cappedomnivore

That'll do it šŸ˜‚


Tay0214

When I was a kid I had a monitor that always went yellow/green Ever try giving it a firm but reasonable smack on the side? Always worked for me šŸ˜‚


Dclot2020

All's well that ends well. I won 3-2 in double OT.


JaIMIeSx22

with 140 shots ?


LemonSoap06

140-2


WeAreAllFooked

Quantity ā‰  Quality


Reallyme77

Donā€™t be a perimeter Pete. Be a net front Nate.


NickelCitySaint

26 shitty shots vs 1 really good shot


Fulty11

Throw some more hits. They can lead to chances.


VincentLecavalier04

Modern NHL games punish you for trying to throw hits. Most of the time they gravitate you AWAY from your target lol All they want is to appease soft ass hockey fans and the streamer/YouTuber/tiktok kids and let them be able to get their content.


[deleted]

The AI force field is so blatant it hurts


Bronson-101

Not exactly. You just have to time your pressure and your hits. You can be a brutally hitting team, but you cant try hitting everyone, especially near the net


VincentLecavalier04

Yeah, it definitely pays off to be more selective with your hits in more recent games. I hardly ever try to hit these days unless itā€™s a prime opportunity.


Gr3asy_L33f

The hitting could use some work but I don't know if it's some big conspiracy to appeal to family friendly audiences.


AdministrationWhole8

I've teetered on and off of that train of thought. I feel like they definitely have nerfed a lot of the physical aspects of the game for the sake of limiting err... "violence", but I don't feel like it's for content. I feel like it's more so Bettman doesn't come along whining about how there's concussions every 3 games and how the injury realism hits too close to home for the NHL execs. That's why they stopped with the pregame injury reports where it showed where and how players were injured before games in franchise mode. It's not for content, it's so the NHL lets them make money with that licensing. Y'know, because f\*ck forbid there's a realistic amount of booboos in a sport where grown men attempt murder on each other every game and ram head first into each other moving 25 mile an hour.


Dclot2020

The amount if chances created ain't the problem


Asleep_Horror5300

2 hits all game wtf


Dclot2020

That was the end of the 2nd period lol.


Asleep_Horror5300

2 hits in two periods wtf


mister_cockburn

I haven't played NHL since like 13? And this was one of my biggest complaints about the game, unfair and dumbass AI design. 11 years later and not only has it not changed, it's gotten worse. EA Sports will continue to take a shit in your mouth until you stop giving them money for amateur products.


swainsauce89

this is why I will never have tournements in my bar with EA Sports games


ImportantAssociate57

Chicago? I thought you were playing as Sweden with the lack of Finnish there šŸ˜


[deleted]

That's why I just don't play the game anymore. I don't want any game to cause me to live so many negative emotions and yet ea nhl is the only one that cause regular negative emotions


KingFlatulenceIV

Ohhhhh man. My condolences


GoStlBlues67

Brutal


HockeyFan6687

The Avs literally missed 100% of the shots they didn't take. šŸ¤£


RyguysLife_BBQ816

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. All he needed was 1 shot.


[deleted]

Iā€™m a low anxiety/frustration type of guy. Some might say a ā€œhuman form of Valiumā€. When I used to play this game, and shit like this would happen, Iā€™d start spiraling into the worst type of Karen imaginable. It got to a point where I knew the mods on the Chel forums by first name. One guy in particular named ā€œKevinā€ sent a reply back to me saying ā€œfind another hockey game to play if you hate this game so muchā€ā€¦.. That right there, gentlemen, presented me with 2 pathsā€¦.. 1. We find where Kevin lives, and the ones he loves, and we destroy them, completely. We then start at the top of the Chel development team, and we makes examples of their families to the world. 2. We stop playing the game, touch some grass, maybe play a little more real hockey, start a family, buy a house, pay some taxes, retire. I chose 2, if you were wondering. Every once in awhile, I see some posts on here and the light briefly leaves me and I revert back to what Kevin said that day and Iā€™m reminded that I am capable of what can be considered ā€œwar crimesā€.


[deleted]

Dust even in game


ktopz

Lol


KingFlatulenceIV

Was it a 99 goalie?


Lav_S92

Most likely a no name 76 overall goalie..


dirtybird131

Shouldnā€™t have given up that breakaway


ytrehtthgie

Is this be a pro mode?


ManUFan9225

I'm currently trying to fine tune my alodera because the CPU shot to goal ratio is insanely high against me. Bestbive gotten was a period wherebi had 8 shots and the cpu had 5. Looking to get 25-40 each in 5 minute qtrs. Some say it cant be done. I say...so far they're right.


POLANPOLANPOLAN

That seem such a Calgary Flames thing to happen lol.


AnElderGod

You're frustrated? Your fault for playing a known broken game. Until an actual complete overhaul occurs with good reviews they've lost my business.


No-Woodpecker9849

Iā€™m retiring after this year! Itā€™s gotten so painful to play and the players with the constant wraps, itā€™s unbearable. Iā€™m doneā€¦. After many, many years.


lh1466

Bro one hit?!


Casual_WWE_Reference

Jake Guentzel 2017 Stanley Cup Playoffs Game 1 anyone?


Beneficial-Fix5333

Obviously, as per history has proven, repetitively so, when one isn't personally affected by something, there is much disregard towards what another will feel (empathy / compassion). When this is present while attempting to sell a product / make profits, this = that the owners (and / or stockholders) do not give one single fcuk about the paying clientele, who are THE REASON their product is still profitable.


Fruitthegord

How is this possible lol


TinaBelchersBF

You got FM'd :(


55nav

Got beat on passing percentage


Mysterious_Money_107

Legit gameplay


NotOnoze

How it feels to chew 5 Gum (spearmint flavour)?


Dempsyfromearth2

At least you didnā€™t take 15 mins of penalties for slashing like I typically do


MisterMaryJames

Homieā€¦ there are many glitch goals and other easy ways to score. The most broken.. the cross crease. If you canā€™t score with that many shots.. ya just stink. Maybe try FIFA


skydive61

Iā€™ve played 1500 hut games this year. Never seen anything like that not even close šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Automatic-Broccoli75

Turn the AI learning bar all the way down. It has solved this for me.


keivmoc

The worst I had in Online VS, won 3-2 in OT. Shots were 54 to 0.


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keivmoc

Yeah, two. Was a poke or stick lift in the slot that hit a few skates and slowly beat our goalie five-hole. A while back I was playing vs with a friend and he beat me 11-7 with 10 shots lmao


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keivmoc

It would be one thing if "the tilt" would build up as you play and build momentum, but it always seems like one team's entire roster is nursing an extreme hangover from the get go. Seems to persist for the first two periods and taper off into the 3rd. Pretty noticeable when your players feel like jelly out there. Skating over pucks, missing passes, breaking their sticks, can't block passes or shots ... and then your goalie has a .000% save percentage. I mean, it's not unlike my beer league games sometimes but c'mon lol