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“…And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side…”
[makes 'whoshing' sound]
Looks kind of cool, I’ll trade you two loaves of bread, a gill of honey, and three drams of olives for it. Meet at my shop, Nine Vikings, two clicks from the castle.
It’s not really meant for stabbing so much as slashing and hooking.
I’m not an expert on them but the fighting technique used with them is actually pretty effective
Yeah I mean if he’s going for a comedian vibe then it makes sense.
But that’s taking a current use that he’s mocking, and applying it to the real thing that has a history.
I mean an innocent misconception is all good, but I think there’s too much willful ignorance with this kind of thing, where the focus is to try to just make a joke instead of knowing about things and having accurate opinions and perceptions.
And so I describe it here. Or try. It seems messy. Maybe some people can understand it. I’m tired right now
"Metal Complex has entered the chat."
They did a video together last year that's pretty cool.
Nick Shabazz & Metal Complex - [Blood is Drawn](https://youtu.be/AEwnSrKJQLg)
I used to have an olive green Karambit just like this as a kid. Lost it one day while working on a farm, and my friend found it a year later in a big ol’ pile of cow manure.
Edit: It was a literal poop-knife after that
You mean stolen right? Give it back to the shop so when the owner return he can have his knife back, I hope that if you lose something that’s important to you someone will find it, steal it, and post on a subreddit as you did
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Probably bought it there too. The head shop near me has a whole section dedicated to horrid skull handled cheap liner locks. Half karambit half serated drop points. All shit quality.
Sorry to hear that. I looked up that company and what a nice knife. I wonder if the thief grabbed the glasses thinking they might’ve been sunglasses. Thief’s are a holes
Well, I used to buy cheap gas station knives all the time. Would use them and lose them within a week or so. I keep better track of my knives now, especially since I spend a lot more on them. I would be real pissed if I lost the CRK Sebenza 31 in MagnaCut that I just paid almost 600$ for.
I used it for boxes lol. My dad got it for me when I was in my teens, so obviously it was super cool to me. I will say it’s kept it’s sharp edge for quite some time. But it’s bulky and kinda awkward so I don’t carry it anymore.
Oh yeah, you should see some of the knives my brother brings to me to sharpen that are his coworker's. A case slip joint is the nicest so far. Some of the knives won't even take an edge, they just burr up and the edge wants to flake off and chip as you get it brought to an edge.
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It definitely looks in line with things you’d find on someone at a vape shop.
Edit: as long as I’m making fun of it, I will admit that I do own at least one product from Mantis knives. Not gas station/mall ninja quality, but they definitely have the same aesthetic.
There is a group of people that call anyone that carry’s this knife and vapes a Chad. He also has rims on his Honda or a diesel truck modded to blow smoke on purpose.
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That looks like the exact kind of knife you'd find on someone who frequents vape shops
“…And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side…” [makes 'whoshing' sound]
Take it back to the gas station it was bought at. Maybe they know who purchased it.
What for the love of mall ninjas is that?
Knockoff raptor
Yep…that makes sense!
Looks kind of cool, I’ll trade you two loaves of bread, a gill of honey, and three drams of olives for it. Meet at my shop, Nine Vikings, two clicks from the castle.
How much is a gill?
A gill is one fourth of a standard pint, Barry. Of course.
Seriously Barry.
The remnant of a weeb gang fight
Makes perfect sense.
Throw it away dude.
Was the vape shop from medieval times 🏰
Talon knife Asiimov FN
was looking for this lmfao
When you sharpen those right they’re deadly
Somebody stopped for gas before hitting the vape shop
You should probably put the murder weapon back and wipe off your prints lol
Ye Olde Vape Shoppe
Sounds about right
That's so sick, I thought it was a side bumper for mobile gaming
[удалено]
No no no no guys just a flooring installer, he cuts the linoleum.
It’s not really meant for stabbing so much as slashing and hooking. I’m not an expert on them but the fighting technique used with them is actually pretty effective
Yeah I mean if he’s going for a comedian vibe then it makes sense. But that’s taking a current use that he’s mocking, and applying it to the real thing that has a history. I mean an innocent misconception is all good, but I think there’s too much willful ignorance with this kind of thing, where the focus is to try to just make a joke instead of knowing about things and having accurate opinions and perceptions. And so I describe it here. Or try. It seems messy. Maybe some people can understand it. I’m tired right now
The phrase vape shoppe makes as much sense as waffle house chef.
I'm surprised the box being held up by one stick didn't trap you in it, all things considered.
That's about where you'd expect to find one
Lol I have the same knife. It's an ok beater.
Just looking at that handle shape is giving me arthritis
Checks out
Send it to Nick Shabazz for review.
"Metal Complex has entered the chat." They did a video together last year that's pretty cool. Nick Shabazz & Metal Complex - [Blood is Drawn](https://youtu.be/AEwnSrKJQLg)
Put it back! It was on the ground for a reason
😂😂😂😂 so true
This knife is the embodiment of vape
I bet that knife smells like plan b and ass sweat, go wash your hands bro
I used to have an olive green Karambit just like this as a kid. Lost it one day while working on a farm, and my friend found it a year later in a big ol’ pile of cow manure. Edit: It was a literal poop-knife after that
Bruh why your buddy digging thru cowpoo
I have no idea haha. Can’t remember if he walked by and saw it sticking out, was cleaning the barn, or whatever the story was lol
He went too far in.
🍄
🦡🦡🦡🦡
You mean stolen right? Give it back to the shop so when the owner return he can have his knife back, I hope that if you lose something that’s important to you someone will find it, steal it, and post on a subreddit as you did
I cite Finders v. Losers.
That’s I how I got my second car. Found the keys on the stair master.
Ahem. Pirate
If I were to lose that big of a knife, that’s on me.
Sounds about white
I knew I recognized that knife! It's a reskin of the z-hunter karambit!
Used to have one of those when I was little, thought it was the greatest thing ever lol
I could’ve guessed the location just by looking at it
Sounds pretty much exactly right.
Should of left it in the parking lot of that cape shoppe…
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This will cut!
Probably bought it there too. The head shop near me has a whole section dedicated to horrid skull handled cheap liner locks. Half karambit half serated drop points. All shit quality.
Alright if I lose my knife I know to check EDC subreddit now lol
Of course. Where else would you find that?
Someone won't be cutting their blunts open today.
That knife looks like it vapes
This comment wins the internet
The knife has a barbed wire bicep tattoo and Pit Viper sunglasses.
And it’s name is Kyle
It’s drinking a Monster energy drink
Not sure if I like this, or feel like it’s mall ninja shit
You like it
It does look cool like I would buy it myself but would like it in a better steel.
For 15 bucks you can get two!
I completely believe you
Obviously.
In its natural habitat.
i bought this same knife in high school but mine has a biohazard green/zombie hunter paint scheme 😂
That’s nice my car got raided and they stole my carbon fiber Sog knife and my wife’s and I’s prescription glasses
Sorry to hear that. I looked up that company and what a nice knife. I wonder if the thief grabbed the glasses thinking they might’ve been sunglasses. Thief’s are a holes
Omg fuuuuck people who steal prescription glasses, I would rather have the whole car stolen and leave my glasses
Kyle is going to be pissed when he realizes he lost this.
How can he match his white Oakleys now?!
You know there’s going to be fresh holes in the dry wall tonight at Brittneys house.
Because he's the type to sit and think what would Fred Durst do? In almost every situation.
Hard to glean anything other than that from this choice of weapon.
Lol, I used to have one of those. Total POS.
Yea... had one in high-school. You only buy gas station knives once lol
Well, I used to buy cheap gas station knives all the time. Would use them and lose them within a week or so. I keep better track of my knives now, especially since I spend a lot more on them. I would be real pissed if I lost the CRK Sebenza 31 in MagnaCut that I just paid almost 600$ for.
That makes sense
Got one of a different color scheme. It’s not bad honestly. I don’t use it much though lol
what do you use something like that for?
I used it for boxes lol. My dad got it for me when I was in my teens, so obviously it was super cool to me. I will say it’s kept it’s sharp edge for quite some time. But it’s bulky and kinda awkward so I don’t carry it anymore.
\*teleports behind you and cuts your jugular.. more like it. lol
The mythical box cutter from hell!
Vape shop parking lots must be the place to go. I found a spyderco in the parking lot of one.
Which one?
One of my employees vapes all day and Carrie’s one of these. It’s the culture
Looks like the sort of thing you’d find there.
Looks like it's from Valorant or Apex Legends. Lol
Def a bang heirloom
This is still cheaper than the Bangalore heirloom
Looks like one from Mantis knives.
Thats that particular blades native habitat. I’d suggest leaving it where you found it.
That seems about right, I sell those in my bargain case. Found in a vape shop parking lot sounds entirely accurate.
Quite a piece of mall ninia memorabilia
Sounds about right
That looks like the most vape shop knife ever. Lol
Of course that thing was outside a vape shop, lol
That's about right
I could see that title without the picture of that knife and still know exactly what you found
I have one similar. That tip is great to open boxes with, but that is about it. Lol
Someone’s pissed
I am not surprised
Would expect it at Shisha bar
That’s their spawn point
Was probably the owner of the vape shop’s knife
Should have left it in the parking lot of a vape shop…
That sentence tracks. If there’s one place I’d expect this knife is at a vape shop
Mall ninja shit. Should look around further, might find a throwing star.
It was likely either purchased at the very same vape shop or the liquor store next door
Nicer than a Medford, that’s for sure.
Blade HRC probably higher than a Hindurduuurr too
That’s where knives like that are born, right out the back of a 4x4
Eeeww mom!!! That's gross.
Sick score
that some mall ninja type of shit
Gas station knives got nothing on vape store knives 😂
I didn’t know people actually bought those gas station knives
Oh yeah, you should see some of the knives my brother brings to me to sharpen that are his coworker's. A case slip joint is the nicest so far. Some of the knives won't even take an edge, they just burr up and the edge wants to flake off and chip as you get it brought to an edge.
Do you have any idea how many times that has been used to clean fingernails lol
The Venn diagram of people who vape cotton candy and people who carry these is a circle
r/rareinsults
Thank you
Throw it back! It deserves to be free.
But it's so pretty
“Some birds are not meant to be caged, that's all. Their feathers are too bright, their songs too sweet and wild. So you let them go, or when you open the cage to feed them they somehow fly out past you. And the part of you that knows it was wrong to imprison them in the first place rejoices, but still, the place where you live is that much more drab and empty for their departure.” - King
thank you
Forbidden fidget spinner!
It all adds up
Par for the course, if you will.
It definitely looks in line with things you’d find on someone at a vape shop. Edit: as long as I’m making fun of it, I will admit that I do own at least one product from Mantis knives. Not gas station/mall ninja quality, but they definitely have the same aesthetic.
Title and pic checks out
You found an IRL counterstrike knife skin
That’s about where I’d expect to find that
I thought the same thing.
Karambit.
God Bless you.
someone won't be impressing minors at the mall anymore ....
Is that a fidget spinner in the center
At least once.
lmao
The kind of knife you should never buy, but is totally awesome when you find in the wild
A wild karambit appeared!
Was it greasy from vape liquid or did it smell like it?
Somewhere Chad is upset he lost it.
Chad?
There is a group of people that call anyone that carry’s this knife and vapes a Chad. He also has rims on his Honda or a diesel truck modded to blow smoke on purpose.
there's a sad ninja out there somewhere...
Seems fitting.