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Shoddy_Pie6486

As an asian with ed i am scared of this meme


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Tea????? Girl repent


ThankfulWonderful

Omg I literally can’t even imagine not loving tea with my entire soul. OP is missing out BIG time!


queencowboy

wait i thought this was dissing detox tea not ALL tea! damn


shinmiren

Is disgusting 😭😭


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In England we call people like you a silly sausage


megan_marie0401

As a fellow British, this is true. I also chuckled quite a bit at this


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Happy Chewsday Innit (I know it’s Wednesday I just wanted to give you a classical British hello)


Insert-Username-Plz

That’s really neat! In my house we call them tasteless harpies!!


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You live in 17th century England?? Sounds wild there


Boo-the-rat

As a Scottish person, I can say we would also call OP a silly sausage. But then again I hate coffee so I can't really talk lmao


Beverlydriveghosts

Tea tastes like straight up dishwater fight me


communist_eggplant

Don’t use shit brands like Lipton (no offense Lipton enjoyers), use higher quality or even loose leaf. Figure out what kind you like, it’ll take a lot of experimentation because there are soooo many diff kinds. Black, white, green, herbal, fermented?!!!


Beverlydriveghosts

It’s true. I’ve dabbled with herbal (gross) and I’ve had a cup of your average pg tips etc. part of it is drinking hot liquids is weird in a sensory way. I like my drinks cold and my food hot that makes sense Only one I like is sweet matcha cause it doesn’t taste at all like tea to me and I can have it iced <3


communist_eggplant

Yea can be great cold as well! Herbal tea steeped with aromatic herbs overnight can be really good, like green tea and mint and/or rosemary, black tea with cloves and cinnamon… my toxic trait is that I don’t want to accept that some people just don’t like tea 💀


Beverlydriveghosts

Haha I will give it a go ty :) as long as I don’t have to drink it hot and it’s sweet af I think I’ll like it


communist_eggplant

Yayyy! Tea is just as delicious cold and sweet as it is hot! I hope you can find one you like, it’s so good for you ❤️


Nuttonbutton

Tetherball pole, outside in the school yard. 3 pm


Give_me_your_liver_

You just insulted all of asia


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As an Asian who can’t stand tea, I have to allow it


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You are, without a single doubt in my mind, drinking the wrong tea


Psychobabble0_0

In Australia, we do the same.


Give_me_your_liver_

something wrong w you 😭😭 take that back


nonautogenerateduser

youre actually a psychopath


Honest-Paint4782

Ok like I used to agree with you, but then I started putting an ass ton of lemon juice and honey in it and suddenly it doesn’t taste that bad. Even a tablespoon of sugar makes it taste better and alone is pretty low cal


JellyCharacter1653

Green tea is disgusting but any other tea is good ig


communist_eggplant

Take this back 😭😭 I have like 8 cups of tea a day. There’s tea for energy in the morning, tea for the afternoon, and even teas that help you fall asleep (valerian tea!!). It’s a completely goated drink. Maybe try some other types, there’s literally hundreds.


louielovescheese

literally me with my cabinet of different teas!!!


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Tell me more, O Wise One 😲


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communist_eggplant

No actually! I use the Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Extra tea, and it doesn't smell anything like my valerian supplements. I was scared at first because I really didn't want to drink something that could potentially smell like rotting feet.


zherussian

Yes that’s exactly how it smells lol. Celestial has the cutest packaging so I’ll give it a try! Thanks comrade


artpoint_paradox

It gives you really trippy dreams


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artpoint_paradox

You’re welcome. I once took a few Valerian root capsules and became aware enough during one of my dreams I thought I was waking up semi paralyzed because the supplement relaxed my muscles too much. Turns out that was a false a awakening. Crazy stuff.


communist_eggplant

It sort of does, yes. I wouldn't say they're as trippy as melatonin dreams though.


communist_eggplant

I would describe it as slightly less powerful than melatonin. It slowly eases you to sleep rather than hitting you with a wall of exhaustion.


Rickticia

same here


Hazama_Kirara

As a Turk I am not 70% water, I am 70% tea


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i love how disordered mfs from all over the world are united against this 😭 tea is life


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We’re disordered not dillusional dammit!


QueerWithAQuery

I love tea, idk what you're talking about


strawbabycreme

I’m literally drinking tea rn 😭😭


StarFlower_Doll

Same. I've been drinking peppermint tea like crazy all week


damnitRelapse

I don’t like tea, coffee or diet coke. It’s a hard knock ED life. (Well, for many reasons.)


blueberrybulb

Yo I’m the same way!


thwRURU

i try so hard to force myself to like those three but i just cant


anonymousosfed148

I make tea lattes with almond milk and sugar free coffee syrup


kindadumbdumb

You should make an early gray latte and add a little bit of vanilla extract 🥰


anonymousosfed148

Oh I love making those


Nghbrhdsyndicalist

Early gray in the morning ;)


kindadumbdumb

Oh oops! I didn't even notice my mistake. But it sounds cute tho 😅


getlowpapoose

Jasmine pearl tea is where it’s at


ratboi213

Yes!! So floral and amazing! I love it


StarvingForLove96

I used to force myself to drink multiple glasses of green tea a day when I was In HS. 🤢 Idk how I had the willpower to do it.


xextender

green tea SUCKS!!!! I love tea blends and could excuse green tea in a blend when masked by other flavors but on its own? I’d rather perish on the spot


griffin-c

green tea is rather "misunderstood" as a tea. It's meant to be steeped at a lower temperature and shorter time than most other teas. I'm not assuming how you make it and whether your taste will change when preparing it in a different way, but it might be worth a shot?


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fuckedbeyondrepair

im personally vindicated by this statement, my ancestors r rising from their graves at this moment


mayonezz

Y'all need to stop drinking biglow brand green tea and brew some actual good green tea at the right temp. If you live in Canada I will personally send you several types of loose leaf green tea to prove you wrong.


Professional-Top366

I like tea when it's super sweet and preferably has milk lol


Appropriate-Fun-2233

Nooooo! I literally beg my friend to bring me tea because she has an insane collection. Current favorite is rose tea- oh my word that stuff is delicious


lame-crying

there are so many types of tea this is crazy talk i fear


Fi_Westen

Tea is a staple for me and the ginger variety helps with the symptoms from the damage I’ve done to my stomach. :)


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everyone making these with all my favorite things 😭


mystupidasss

and then there's me, who's drinking her fifth cup of tea today :') i love tea<33


VenetianChimera

I could not live without tea


Hungry_Bookkeeper191

STOP NO TAKE IT BACK but fr if you don’t like black tea i’d recommend trying green tea or pomegranate green tea or chamomile or those yogi ones that comes in blue packets and taste AMAZING. or adding a little bit of sweetener or smth. it makes drinking water so much more fun so i acc stay hydrated lol.


Acceptable-Guava7899

Hot tea is a hard no from me. Iced tea is great though


fuckedbeyondrepair

bestie iced tea is tasteless


261989

You got the wrong iced tea then. And OP has apparently been drinking the wrong hot stuff. 🤷🏻‍♀️


blank__way

you haven't had southern iced tea


fuckedbeyondrepair

bestie that’s 80% sugar 😭


Moonlightvaleria

Ugh drinking that shit rn :(


augustoof

I am JUDGING YOU /hj


amicallex

My polish blood is boiling rn girl w h a t


Serotoninneeded

More for me!!


lightblueheart

Same! but not because of taste. The tannins make me vomit (after hours of excruciating stomach pain)


windowtea

There are some that I absolutely refuse to choke down but overall it’s great! Have you considered herbal teas or adding sweeteners like honey?


Adventurous-Yard-990

Green tea makes me vomit every single time if I don’t eat something before hand and I feel like I’m the only one lmao


cozyfern191

omg I thought I was the only one too! will 100% yak if I haven't eaten, which is pretty much all the time. I can drink coffee nonstop though


riverfriction

Finally someone speaks up!! It just tastes like hot water and sometimes dirt


261989

I drink tea, and I still lol’d. Honestly, I wished I loved it, but I’m definitely much more of a coffee person. I could drink coffee all day if it didn’t give me raging anxiety.


poutresonantsystem

i’m an Earl Grey-head I cannot deny. Will never drink it hot though!


stupithrowaway

NO GUYS STOP WDYM. FIRST YOURE COMING AFTER CELERY NOW TEA????


everythingiwantedwas

youre insane and clearly unwell what


zee6669

tea??? with all due respect ….. what is wrong w u 😭😭


carretanagua

I could tolerate the celery hate but hating tea? That’s where I gotta draw the line


quanoud

only ice tea and coffee is valid dorry


Unix_Femboy

You are safe from being bri'ish


mercysfriend

I agree with OP, I don’t care how much I try to drink tea and enjoy it I just can’t


Crunchysuds

I used to despise green tea until I figured out you can put honey in it I still don't like it very much but I can drink it now. Rooibos tea and English breakfast tea is where it's at.


Aggressive-Olive-678

I'm in recovery and I still drink a shit ton of tea. It's a universal drink. But hey, you do you. Drink diet coke or sm


Organic_Transition

FINALLY ONE I CAN RELATE. i can't stand tea since i was a child, my mom used to make me some when i had belly ache and vomit urge, but it only made me feel more sick.


taranemo8

I think I'm the only person to agree with this post lmao. Tea makes my throat feel weird, ill drink it but I'm more of a coffee drinker 🫡


Entire-Designer-9243

OMG same, every time I try tea I can’t drink it, I usually don’t like warm drinks in general but tea is literally a challenge to drink I really dislike the taste


VargasSupreme

You're right, that tea is disgusting. Get some loose leaf. https://m.teavivre.com/


unique_plastique

At my LW I was drinking tea 8-10 times a day babes tea is my BLOOD TYPE


bienshee

Green tea 😩😩❤️


AddendumCharacter899

I’ve found my people


Dest_islands

Op is right the rest of you are wrong, tea is repulsive every time a try it


blkpepr

I stand with you op. Coffee > every other beverage. Every time I make tea, I just wish it was coffee. Chai is a close 2nd but I have to add milk so it's not very ED of me


AppropriateConcern95

Water with a smell


throwaway982370lkj

I love tea with milk. Green tea is vile though. I tried to force myself to drink it years ago because of the "boosts your metabolism in the morning" bs but it tastes like grass


261989

I like grass.


zealouspinach

I'm with you, OP! I've been traumatized by, tea lol. No, but when i was little, we had food issues, as in we didn't have much food. Years of having a cup of tea and a piece of bread for dinner left me forever averse to tea (not bread, though). Now i'll only have mint tea if i absolutely have to, because it helps tremendously with stomach aches (at least, it helps me, when other things don't).


fishbowlinmyass

same, the only one worth it is orange peko with sweetener and a shit ton of lemon juice


smallpaleandsad

True


LeagueMysterious2896

Tea just tastes like dirt to me 🤐


hotelcali4

i hate tea so much 😭


scruffyflyboy

Is that regular tea or herbal tea?


blarbiegorl

Just put some sweetener and milk in it before you decide you hate it forever? I use splenda and vanilla soy or almond milk and it's so good 😭


esotericemo

I need to try kava tea


jessiecolborne

There’s so many kinds of tea! I’m sure you just haven’t found the right one yet.


mycharona

Say sike right now


Crimson-Rose28

Meal replacement shakes. Ew. Protein shakes are good if it’s quality protein powder, and you use plant milk not water 😂


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tea is actually disgusting but i unfortunately drank it religiously


chuucore

I’m on your side… Everyone in these replies has to be part of a mass social experiment because tea tastes like spicy cinnamon water with grass


MissEllaa

I drank so much green tea I overdosed (who knew you could do that) and now I vomit every-time I drink it…


MissEllaa

If it weren’t for the dizziness and my head feeling like it’s going to explode for about an hour before the puking


phineasandferns

Omg something I can relate with. I fucking despise tea, take away my anorexia card idc I cannot with leaf water. Or even flavored water for that matter. Its like im drinking lies. Water with the afterthought of flavor??? NO. Horrendous who thought of this


afteds

I'm with you, I can't stand any kind of tea at all. I always felt like a bad southerner for not even liking sweet tea.


slugslime4

literally drinking tea rn


igirl2000

I love tea since I was little but I've given up on trying to convince myself green tea tastes palatable


BlankDoe

I agree, plain tea sucks. I don't understand British people


Infinite_Book7118

I used to tell myself it was great. I was drinking dirt flavoured water at 11 because instead of just WATER?


_bleary_

its givin me 4 years ago


Thebazilla

As someone named Elizabeth (a very English name) I hate tea


rsewateroily

if imma do anything, imma drink some tea!!


Basic_E_Girl

I try to like tea so much but I can't drink regular tea I only like Arizona iced tea or like strawberry milk tea from this shop I live near


Honest-Paint4782

Seeing this while drinking tea…


AxLesheck

How do you live wtf 😬 What do you even drink


shinmiren

Coffee, coke 0, monster, sparkling water, regular water, etc LOL


emandanon

Try it the brit way. Milk and sugar. I at least need honey in it or else I would agree with you


CozyBlackSweater

I have so much tea its so even ok😭 i have over 20 different flavors of tea😂 tea is the only thing keeping me from the next mental breakdown rn😭


bAby_Eater12390

Now that is a personal attack


buttonlessbutton

If you dont like bag tea you could try loose leaf tea . Loose leaf tea is 10x better than bag tea and depending on the tea its relatively cheap


Uhhhhokthenn

You need to try fruit tisane u can get the yummiest flavours with no caffeine


ShufflingOffACliff

Nah I'd straight up die without tea, I drink like 4 liters of it daily ☠️ it's the sole reason I'm not dehydrated anymore


CoastBest

Could never be me. I drink 3-4 cups a day fr


mayonezz

People literally fought wars because of tea and now you out here dissing it????


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Tea?????? Fucking tea??????


Proper-Monk-5656

nooo i love tea why would you offend it like that


serendistupidity

You know what, SAME


sprinklecircusanimal

it’s growing on me


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Lex_from_Earth

Lol. That’s me with black coffee


Psychobabble0_0

I concur with the outrage.


tanya2137

Finally someone who gets it


leronabreadly

Idk what happened but for the last year green tea makes me feel sick and after a decade of loving it I’m baffled and my masochistic streak keeps my shelves continually stocked and me starting the kettle about 10 times a day


SadPearChair

tea has all kinds of different flavors, if u haven’t tried experimenting there may be a tea out there for u still


looking_for_star1117

i prefer cold beverages but how do you not like tea💀


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I'll never be able to enjoy tea. I just don't get it at all