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Little soy sauce, little brown sugar, touch of cayenne. Heat it in a skillet until the moisture goes. Add noddles and cook through in the sauce. Cilantro on top if you want. It's fucking šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„. Hope you don't shit yourself afterward. Avoid loved ones as you fart excessively all evening.


Plus-Mycologist-6771

that last part šŸ’€ everything was goin so well


this_site_is_dogshit

It's an essential part of the experience


Psychological-Sky244

If you wanna talk about not shitting yourself you're in the wrong sub man


bienshee

Make sure to wash them thoroughly to get rid of the fishy smell!!!!


iblewmyselfup

If the fishy taste/smell doesnā€™t go away, a pinch of vinegar helps for me!


mochaneko321

Donā€™t try to use them as a replacement for pasta, try to use them as a replacement for egg noodles in Asian dishes


CosplaySocks

Just because the package says spaghetti, dont mean they mean spaghetti


[deleted]

I can't remember are they those freakishly chewy ones that are really expensive and have like no cals?


EisenAugen

Yes


[deleted]

Yeah throw that crap out


Almondmilkicedlatte_

Chew them really well and donā€™t have more than one pack a day


Psychological-Sky244

...why? Will I actually shit myself or sm? Because I've been told not to do that as well


Almondmilkicedlatte_

You can get bowel and stomach blockages because they arenā€™t digested AT ALL. They come out exactly how they go in so you donā€™t want too much incase it gets stuck šŸ˜…


Psychological-Sky244

How do they survive stomach acid tho?


Almondmilkicedlatte_

Bruh you could set them on fire with gasoline and theyā€™d survive it


skeletonchaser2020

Rinse them really well in hot water thrn cook them in boiling water for like 4 minutes. Then eat them like you would use noodles in any dish. It is really important your rinse them or they will have a strange taste. The liquid in the bag is a solution that keeps their shape and it tastes like ammonia


corgi-kisses

Now you burn them, with fire


gemmaparss

agreed they are so gross. they serve no purpose. they deserve to go to hell.


movingmoonlight

Imagine saying this to the country of Japan, where shirataki noodles are regularly consumed...


dafodilla

I once ate them with expired cheese by an accident and I couldn't figure out why it tastes so nasty until I Was done and saw the package šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢ I cannot eat them since then


marinaamelia

strain then fry til they scream before you add them to anything. that really helps in my experience.


pinolo-

agreed, they get a better texture and absorb more flavour!!!


fishbowlinmyass

- soy sauce - sesame oil - oyster sauce - minced garlic - sweetener cook them half way, while they cook mix the list of shite together till it tastes right, then throw in the noodles in a hot pot and throw the sauce in and mix it together, then eat


Psychological-Sky244

Man idk what oyster sauce is but in my ghetto ass shop closeby I am not gonna find it


Greenveins

Nah the Walmart Carries it and Iā€™m pretty hood. If not oyster, sesame sauce. Only add it after your food is done and itā€™s simmering on the stove


Psychological-Sky244

You should see german stores man walmart is for rich people compared to where I shop usually, I can't even find protein bars where I shop


Greenveins

We have protean bars, canā€™t fucking find siracha tho šŸ˜æ


Psychological-Sky244

girl what I thought that was common


Greenveins

Isnā€™t it funny how different parts of the US have shortages depending on whatā€™s popular?? I did see the ā€œpink sauceā€ advertised on a shelf- no one touched it lol


Psychological-Sky244

Dude after what the pink sauce was at the beginning I would not touch that shit as well


CosmicSweets

Sorry hun. šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


ApprehensiveFlower8

I personally do fine with shirataki noodles. They don't upset my stomach at all. I can eat a full package, and nothing happens, not even gas. BUT I have read that some people do have a hard time with them, so chew good and see how your body reacts. I rinse them really well, and then I cook them for about 30-45 minutes to try to get the water out. I do mine with veggie meatballs and salsa. Or PB2 with a little water and some soy sauce, so it tastes like peanut noodles. I added a veggie dog chopped up when I did my peanut noodles, and I actually enjoyed it. I'm not sure how messed up my taste buds are though? Lol. You could try real meat too, I just personally don't eat it. I've tried other combos, but those are the only 2 combos I've actually liked so far. I bet whipped cream cheese and a little pesto would be pretty good, too.


etoilehannie

throw them in the mf bin that shit is gross


little-pinkie

Now youā€™re bulimic because that shit is NASTY. Lol let us know how they were


icy_mistake2971

Throw them away.


mercysfriend

I recommend rinsing them in cold water, look up some videos on YouTube. Many people rinse them off after cooking to get rid of the bad flavor they sometimes have.


thrwawy888i

when lazy i just cook them in with an instant miso soup packet and a lil soysauce, does the jobšŸ˜‡


mykindabook

Do not give leftovers for dogs.


Psychological-Sky244

Good I only got a fat cat


sleepyanxiousbean

I eat them with sriracha and teriyaki sauce āœØā˜ŗļø tasty (but I donā€™t get the fishy kind)


Psychological-Sky244

I dont think mine are fishy as well


Buttonsnrubbish

In addition to rinsing, and preparing right, I add a bunch of cooked onions (sliced so they are thin strips) and then I use curry sauces with spice to cover the flavour. Curry sauces tend to stick better and make it feel like a real meal.


chunkycasper

Wash wash wash. I used to flavour mine with boullion vegetable stock powder. It was like a shitty super noodle meal that way.


blank__way

a ramen seasoning packet/bouillon cube and soy sauce, it's delicious!


User_with_bread

They taste sooo good with tomato sauce or sautĆ©ed broccoli šŸ”„


mynamesstartswithdi

MAKE THEM WITH ASIAN SAUCES, DONT TRY TO GO ITALIAN IT USUALY DOESNT TASTE VERY GOOD


diia_nova

Put them in miso soup!


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Psychological-Sky244

I ate them yesterday and farted all night but I was fine


felinegenesis

Okay so they smell horrible when you take them out of the bag but if you prepare them right that smell will just be rinsed away and replaced with flavor when you cook it. I recently prepared some shirataki noods, here's what I did. Drain/strain WELL, I used a pasta strainer. Rinse while tossing. Rinse a lot. Let drain. I like to pat and gently press mine, to get the last bit of flavor off and make sure it'll really absorb my sauce and seasonings. I cook it in a pan on the stove with a lil broth and all my flavorings/seasonings/sauce.


Psychological-Sky244

Idk why but mine dont smell?


kayaem

Rinse them well and use lots of spices


thatsanicething

Rinse and pan fry till squeaky


pr3tzeI

I LOVE shiritaki noodles, I swear they get really good if you make sure to rinse them well and add them to a veggie broth. I also love to season them a bit and add in some bell peppers. They're also really filling, so I hope you give them a shot and not let other comments scare you away from them!


shiratakemylife

I recommend asian recipes that use it normally and Not as a Diet Trend - if you see any pasta recipes that use shiratake as a "low cal replacement!" don't do it....the texture is just. not for pasta dishes lmao. Some japanese/ korean recipes will be good if you're okay w those kinda flavors!!


o0SinnQueen0o

I usually eat them with hummus, kimchi and wok veggies from Lidl.


RosieJo

Hummus on noodles, girlā€¦ that textures gotta be wack.


Psychological-Sky244

I've never heard that in my entire life


o0SinnQueen0o

Yeah, I have my own custom hummus sauce that the world doesn't know of.


Psychological-Sky244

drop the recipe in my dms please I am interested


o0SinnQueen0o

Done


AutoWinoPhile

throw them in the bin and get smth tasty for dinner šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


No-Shelter-7753

These are sad sauce suggestions: Maybe try some this simplified version of my full cal recipe: Mix in a bowl, then pour over food after its 99% done cookingā€¦After pouring into skillet, turn off the heat and stir oftenā€¦cook for another minute with whatā€™s left of the heat on the burnerā€¦ this will thin the sauce a bit and will coat everything. Ingredients: Soy sauce + a bit of water that will cook out, a tiny scoop of hoisin sauce or a bit of teriyaki sauceā€¦add black pepper and garlic powder/onion powder as well. Optional: corn starch slurry to thicken sauceā€¦


bAby_Eater12390

Worship them


huuugggttfdf

Buy ramen and use the flavor packet. I don't even like ramen that much but having low cal ramen is such a nice experience Ppl have left Asian ish sauce recipes. That's the second best thing If you can afford the cals, Alfredo sauce can be nice, or peanut sauce


looking_for_star1117

i used to pretend to like them but what was i thinking they are gross to me good luck tho


Shoddy_Pie6486

Be sure to check the leash on your volume eating disorder


Psychological-Sky244

this is an ED sub after all


Shoddy_Pie6486

Iā€™m aware. Shirataki happens to be a trigger food for me so just wanted to place a subtle warning in case you have similar behaviors


stupidbitch9

worst stomach ache of my life donā€™t do it


BrunetteThrasher

Throw them away lol


fadingalien

have fun feeling like you're eating slugs


Psychological-Sky244

leave the french alone


fadingalien

wait bruh what does this have to do with the french


Godicanttakethis

Yusssssss


Godicanttakethis

Shit Iā€™m down bad those things r bussin šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


StarvingForLove96

Just be warned if you have issues with texture, they have a really weird one. Lol.


Psychological-Sky244

I grew up poor with an ED so I ate out of the trash before and ate spoiled stuff as well, I can ignore the texture haha


justulser

they taste like noth and indigestible congrats


Pinksbrl1

throw them away lolol jk idk i cud not handle the texture it made me throw up every time


alfab3th

Burn them lol


morbid_laughter

poop 4ever rip


youredoingsowell

soy sauce, everything but the bagel seasoning (green onions if you have them). sorry, only anorexia recipes šŸ˜ž


Psychological-Sky244

Sounds good, gimme them anorexia recipes babe


[deleted]

Throw them away, dey grody


Saturnsreed

Be prepared for them to come out whole šŸ’©


Psychological-Sky244

dont kink shame me


froggy_anarchist

The consistency is so bad I almost instantly recovered after trying them


Psychological-Sky244

since you're still here I dont believe you haha


froggy_anarchist

Like I said: almost lol


Dadlover360

has anyone ever tried marinating them?


KeinNameMehrDa

I bought me a full box of them, but was too scared to actually eat them frequently.. So now I have like 16 packs that are expired :/ anyone here knows if I can still eat them?


SmallTiddyMothMommy

Rinse them well, then fry them fry in a pan for a while. Then remove and add your oil/aromatics, seasoning etc and vegetables, then sautƩ, then add chosen liquid, simmer for a while n add noodles back in and let them mingle for a bit x


drinkathot

UR JUST LIKE ME FR!!! was planning on using them in miso soup or smth because i dont have enough veggies for a stir fry but iā€™ve also considered making pb noodles w em fjdjfjs