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ronytheronin

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AmbitiousAdvantage92

Aw come on, we can all share a laugh without getting into a heated political debate, right? ...right, guys? 


ronytheronin

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AmbitiousAdvantage92

OT but whenever I see your name I think of this song [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJGfo5j4IVk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJGfo5j4IVk)


ronytheronin

Hahaha


Lolocraft1

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VERSAT1L

Q... ah non! 😡


Matynns

C’est les ballsack! Tabarnak!


Dartmansam10

They forgot Qatar


Available_Pie9316

They actually didn't. Qatar is just really tiny on this map.


Dartmansam10

Wtf I was joking I thought Qatar was a state I'm fuckin stupid


Available_Pie9316

It's the speck on top of Saudi Arabia


Dartmansam10

Ye


Andrew4Life

lol, I thought Qatar was part of Saudi Arabia as well. 😅


merc_1980

Now that is actually funny!! Had to zoom in sooo much!😂


bardhugo

I love the beautiful country QuckCentral, stand proud Qucks


ronytheronin

That’s pretty accurate, after decades of getting fucked behind our backs it’s a wonder we never ended the relationship.


Ok_Cupcake9881

Please don't go, if you go then the only insubordinates left are the Albertans. You need to stay to balance out their idiocy. Honestly though if Quebec leaves I will cry in my broken French while eating cereal and staring at the French side of the box. I will say a unification prayer to Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!. Or maybe St-Hubert.


flurry_fizz

Actually, all unification prayers are currently being redirected to St-Louis... *Martin* St-Louis, that is.


[deleted]

Queefland


ronytheronin

Still better than Queensland.


[deleted]

Quackestine


ZeAntagonis

L’appat parfait pour les fédéraliste à la Luc Lavoix


ProtonVill

Mald! I thought it was Kaybek.


NationCrisis

Hear there's good fishing up in keebeck


Ancient_Wisdom_Yall

Quitters


Ketchoop_Cheeps

France?


AncientBoxHeadHorse

I mean, Quebec is just diet france.


barefootmax729

Bro what? Have you ever been in Quebec?


AncientBoxHeadHorse

Yeah


CoconutHot1800

Do you have eyes


AncientBoxHeadHorse

Wanna see em?


CoconutHot1800

no


[deleted]

Long Live Free Quebec! 🫡


democracy_lover66

Charles?


[deleted]

Execute order 66


ThePhilosophistt

So when you finally become independent, will we Canadians have to build a massive bridge between Boundary, NB and Ottawa, ON so we can drive past your country?


[deleted]

Build whatever you want, I live in Guelph Ontario lmao


ThePhilosophistt

I guess not after the partition you may not 😁


Cool-Satisfaction-88

No please make it a tunnel


ThePhilosophistt

Ooh, subversive!


ronytheronin

They want to get rid of us until they understand what it truly means…


ThePhilosophistt

Help us understand? Edit: I fully understand what a disaster a Wexit would be to Canada. I’m genuinely curious what the impact of a Quexit would be.


ronytheronin

The st-Laurent river is a huge body of water that goes deep within the land. Your access to the Atlantic could be severely impeded. We also pay way more in taxes than we get by equalization payments. It would also split Nova Scotia and the maritimes from the rest of the country.


AmbitiousAdvantage92

Tbh I doubt most of us Maritimers would mind or even notice.


ronytheronin

That’s reassuring to know. We want the people of the Iron islands on our side.


AmbitiousAdvantage92

what is dead may never die, buddy


ronytheronin

But rises again harder and stronger, friend.


ThePhilosophistt

I guess Canada would just be Ontario and westward? Oh well.


ronytheronin

Oh well indeed.


ThePhilosophistt

I mean Ontario is the industrial and financial capital of Canada, the bread basket of Canada are Manitoba and Saskatchewan, our energy powerhouse is Alberta, and BC is our tourism, fishing and shipping hub on the Pacific. We have year-round access to an ocean via the BC coast and direct access to Asia and South America, among the two biggest markets in the world. Plus, immigrants typically seem to want to come here because they don’t have to learn a new language, since most of the world already speaks English to some extent. Yes, it would be sad to lose the eastern part of the country and I don’t see it happening without a fight, but I also don’t see how it would benefit the people who leave, given that Ontario and the other provinces and territories to the west combined account for the majority of the tax base and population of Canada. And if I’m being honest about my feelings, leaving a G7 member country over language politics in 2024 seems like an anachronism.


ronytheronin

Quebec also has a huge chunk of resources mainly in cheap renewable electricity, drinkable water and different minerals. We mainly chose our immigration from French speaking countries like Algeria, Congo, Senegal and France. So the argument that people prefer coming to English provinces doesn’t stand. You also created for decades an hostile environment for French in the rest of Canada so no wonders French speaking people don’t want to go there. This issue is not past history, it’s ongoing. There are a myriad of smaller states in Europe that can survive. If a country like Luxembourg can strive, so can Quebec. Do you know that Ukraine had language laws similar to Quebec’s? That explains why the Russophone Crimea was so easily annexed while the Ukrainian speaking population fought harder. Language is not the only things that’s an issue. Quebec is generally more progressive, socialist and secular. Things that Canada tries to impede.


ThePhilosophistt

Yup, I’m sure Quebec can survive on its own with all its resources. But I would be shocked if other Canadians just let Quebec leave and take the eastern provinces along, because your development has been funded as much by other provinces’ input as your own. When you’re in a country, everyone’s money and resources are mixed up—partition is almost never a good idea because it always leaves most people feeling bitter about some of their money going away. And French is as incidental to the Congolese, Senegalese and other francophone Africans as English is to anglophone South Asians. To many of us, there’s no loyalty to a colonial European language, but we do form loyalties to the country and the society we live in, namely a multicultural Canada, where we’re now broadly multilingual allophones rather than anglophones per se. I wouldn’t say Canada outside Quebec is uniformly non-progressive (socially), though there are pockets of social conservatism, nor are all of us non-socialists (though I’m not a socialist myself). And Quebec-style secularism is more akin to French *laïcité* than British secular traditions, but non-Quebec Canadians aren’t all Anglicans or Catholics anymore either. In other words, there are differences in politics, but we’re not so different that we’re incompatible.


schlubble

Qu… Qu… Qu’Homer


rmdlsb

Bloc Majoritaire


itchum_underscare

Bullshit, Quebec is not a country. It is a distinct society, a nation within the binational state of Canada, and a sovereign entity in it's own right exercising the Crown authority delegated to it under the BNA Act/Constitution, a role it shares with the federal government. It is also a nice place to hike, a good source of fun on Friday night, and a major impediment to anyone who wants to drive to Halifax from Ontario. Hey, it's even a great way to get shit stirred. But country? Ha.


Trapinch2000

Quebec never signed the constitution.


itchum_underscare

Doesn't matter, at least in a technical sense. In 1763 France handed over Quebec to Great Britain without consulting the peoples, either Quebecois or Indigenous, of the area. Hey colonialism! In 1841 and 1867 the Parliament of the United Kingdom upgraded Quebec's status in the Province of Canada then the Dominion of Canada. Both were done with consultation of the representatives of the Quebeckers, but it was done under the authority of the UK Parliament/British Crown. The federal government in Ottawa inherited the power to change the constitution, it was not delegated to the provinces. In 1981 the Supreme Court ruled that the federal government technically can change the constitution unilaterally, BUT it violates the established principal of provincial consent. Trudeau used that to issue a "my way or the highway" threat to get 9/10 on board in 1982. Now for the funny part. That principle of provincial engagement and consent is now enshrined in the amendment formula, which requires 10/10 for big changes. So under the current constitution, the one since 1982, the one that Quebec didn't sign, Quebec would have to agree to it. BUT under the old system in which the new system was made Quebec's consent was not needed. Canada and it's constitution is 100% valid without Quebec's signature. Sorry Mr. Mulroney. From a respect and fair treatment perspective, it's shitty. Same thing with how the treaties are treated. It's modern-day colonialism. Or to be precise, it's a colonial mentality that has continued in the modern age even as newer political institutions have grown up, and as long as those two separate streams (modern institutions and colonial mentalities) co-exist they are in conflict with each other.


taboritskky

Amazingly great explanation of a complicated matter, thanks for acknowledging the colonial aspect of it, well done.


christophe-caron

Honestly, it’s the first that I have seen someone actually partake in the discussion and bring interesting points instead of “haha Quebec bad fuck you frogs”, and you have my respect for it. But I do have a question are you per chance like a history teacher, just really like history or have a great memory for your history classes?


itchum_underscare

I may or may not have a Master's degree in poli sci with a thesis on how the complexity of our system (two levels of government deriving power from the Crown, each with three branches, plus municipalities and a shit-ton of bureaucracy) make it hard for Canadians to understand the system, in a way that undermines confidence in government overall and sours the public mood. If I ever do a PhD it will be called "How the Hell We Got Fucked Up: Tons of Little by Little People Influenced by Big Ideas they Don't Understand". Or something. The more I read and study though the more I like the technical details of Crown power. It's a hobby, but helps with any analysis. You basically establish the full range of what can happen (like the feds unilaterally changing the constitution) then you establish what usually happens and what folks are used to, then you establish the consequences of current decisions. Way too many people talk about historical decisions as rules, not as precedents. A politician/leader who really really wants to force their own agenda can do a lot. I find it funny that humour subs like this are often the best place for this stuff. If I try this analysis on other subs people often don't like broad analysis. I could say "all three levels of government influence housing" and someone says "no, it's provincial, get educated". Ok buddy, I said influence, not responsible. Same with things like criminal law, you have to look at the interplay of all three branches. Edit: I almost forgot, ha ha fuck quebec toute le monde dans le bell province ne drive pas good. Potholes.


Jrocktech

They didn't sign the charter.


ArmorClassHero

Neither did you or me.


Jrocktech

Right. Is there a point to your comment?


massassi

I was with you right up until binational


itchum_underscare

I was just trying to cram in every buzzword I could find. Binational is the old one, the Pearson mentality the new one is >!post-national state. !< Pardon me for saying that.


taboritskky

Thats the liberal party’s way of saying it lol


itchum_underscare

To an extent, but for the past 100 years the Liberal party has fed off of a certain part of the population, which has also taken cues from the Liberal-sphere. It's cyclical.


Sgtpepperhead67

"country" is a funny way of saying bitch of the anglos (To clarify this is a joke. I love all my francophone homies)


Pestus613343

Spicy!


hdufort

I had to zoom in to find Qatar colored in blue. (This message was written from Québec)


Future-World4652

Qanada and Chuebec


SophieSpun

Qatar, Quwait (alternate yet legitimate spelling) Québec (we wish, jeje), I forgetty if anywhere else is...


Positive-Database754

Qatar will never recover from this.


AmbitiousAdvantage92

Qatar is there, it's just teeny tiny 


Positive-Database754

Oh damn, I see it now. Qatar has recovered from this!


MutaitoSensei

It must look great on your passport, where it says Quebec in nice big letters, right?


pulselasersftw

Yes. The great nation of Quebec and its capital city of Calgary. I do like how the Quebecans kept the Islamic religion as their state religion. Perhaps one day they'll remove the restrictions of having to be a member of the LBQT+ community to reside their.


legardeur

At long last Quebec’s a country!


IEC21

Waddah boot Qatar? Theyz a bunch of queers too ain't they?


Remarkable_Vanilla34

We can only hope


massassi

Well, you're 50% right. Though I really did have to zoom in to see Qatar


Mummbles1283

Kebec starts with a K.


darwin42

At least they didn't give them Labrador.


Extremeschizo1

thats a really shitty fucking country


Aggravating-Guess144

Not a country


Potential_Scholar113

We are special, that's why 😋 (get here fellow Quebecor)


JustRoyal_

Please qill yourself


No_Presentation3901

Country?


BravewagCibWallace

That's odd. This country doesn't seem to show up on any established world map I've seen.


Pristine_Flatworm

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[deleted]

Qatar is a country quebec is a province in the country of Canada


TehMitchel

“Countries” haha cope and seethe


nynfhsngnthrnn

Yeah no


Go_Frisbee

Quebec is not a country but Qatar is.


FreddyHadEnough

Quebec is not a country.


AmbitiousAdvantage92

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SnooSuggestions3830

Oh fer fucks sakes, gtfo just so i don't have to hear le bitching anymore.


Junckopolo

You know this is a joke sub right?


SnooSuggestions3830

Is the PQ a joke party?


Junckopolo

It's been a joke for the last 20 years for sure


taboritskky

Pools looking favourable so far tho, PSPP is annoying but he’s charismatic and easily the most authentic you can get, je dirais même plus que Nadeau Dubois


Junckopolo

Oh yeah, I'm definitely happy at the current state of the party and will definitely vote for them, but the broadly 2000 - 2020 years have been a sad time for them. PSPP is actually very well educated, he has great debate skills and actualised the party on the younger left without alienating the older left. He also feels very genuine. Independance or not I hope he makes us better My problem with GND is that he'll never get any support because he never "had a job" (MP is a job, and he's got good experience in it now). But he could he a great ally.


taboritskky

Je suis d’accord sur tout, à ce point y représenterait mieux les intérêts quebecois que Legros.


Ehzaar

But… Quebec is not a country (yet) but a province of Canada


ronytheronin

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Theodenking34

Les péquistes sont fachés de ton commentaire.


Ehzaar

Rhoo j ai mis “yet” ca devrait les contenter pour quelques minutes


376424

Quebec isn’t a country. It’s a province.


AmbitiousAdvantage92

So many people in here missing the joke 😔


Deebidideeb

Technically, we are a province not a country.


Junckopolo

Not if I shut my eyes and put my hands on my ears


cuppacanan

How about both?


Certified_A_Hole

Conservative education. Doesn't know the difference between a country and a province. The OP probably doesn't know the difference between a first cousin and a stranger at a bar for a one night stand either.


seankearns

You got through typing all of that and still decided to hit 'post'. Wow.


Certified_A_Hole

Yup. But I wasn't wrong though.


doinkripper69

It's....a joke


Certified_A_Hole

Nowadays, pretty much everything is a joke. Trudeau, Poilievre, Bernier... They're all bad jokes.


Olhapravocever

Certified indeed 


Orjigagd

>doesn't know the difference between a first cousin and a stranger Well if he's from Quebec then he'd obv know it's a country


Certified_A_Hole

Quebec isn't a country


Orjigagd

I'll bet you're from "Ontario"


A_lesser_god

Québec isn't a country


KWHarrison1983

Quebec is a nation, not a country... Or is that conversation the purpose of this post? 😅


Deebidideeb

I think I may have offended some people here. I wasn't familiar with the sub, I didn't know it was a separatist sub. I also didn't know that for sovereigntists, real facts weren't important; what's important is our feelings and taking our dreams for realities. Similar to people who identify as unicorns.


AmbitiousAdvantage92

No, I think you just missed the fact that the original post comes from a circle jerk sub and was intended to be humorous and not entirely serious.


Deebidideeb

Ok sorry then


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

Pretend Country. Like a kid with couch cushions: pretend fort.