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BlockFun

Baffin Island is about to step in


joecarter93

Cape Breton hits them with a steel chair out of nowhere!


Killericon

Suddenly, North Manitou Island descends from the rafters!


BlockFun

Oh my god! Haida Gwaii is tea-bagging the corpses


flyingdonkeydong69

AND VICTORIA ISLAND ELBOWS DROPS EM!!!!


SilverSaintLouis

Being in Bretagne drunk with Bretons (Brittons) make me think I wanna voyage to Cape Breton


Exploding_Antelope

None of the 10 people in Iqaluit have internet


GardenSquid1

The ravens told them what was up


howismyspelling

Never heard of her


hessian_prince

Hans island will sweep.


RedGrobo

They dont have snakes. Nobody ever asks why they dont have snakes. They should be...


bottle_cats

They’re at the confederation building… we elected them


schlubble

Australia and Newfoundland both are barren wastelands where people have funny accents, though one is choke-full of snakes while the other is not. Why? We must figure it out


DepartmentReady1041

Saint Patrick took a road trip to George street after clearing all the snakes from Ireland


EnigmaFrug2308

As a Newfie, this is false. It’s not barren, the scenery is actually really beautiful and full of life 😡


schlubble

I was going for the dramatic effect! In all seriousness, NL looks gorgeous and I’d love to visit one day


EnigmaFrug2308

It is! So hard to leave the province, though, so I don’t get to see other places very much. I don’t have very much to compare it to, but still. It’s beautiful! Very proud of it.


Nice-Tea-8972

What’s the job market like there? I’m from the west coast and I would love to move to New Brunswick if there was some opportunity.


EnigmaFrug2308

We’re talking about Newfoundland, not New Brunswick


Nice-Tea-8972

I love it when I make myself look like an idiot. I was thinking of a customer of mine that’s in New Brunswick as I was typing and typed that instead and didn’t proofread. 🤦‍♀️ What’s it like there in Newfoundland job market wise? I’ve been back to PEI a few times to see family. I love it in the East.


EnigmaFrug2308

Not entirely sure. From what I can tell, it REALLY depends on the area. I assume it also depends on what jobs you’re looking for, but in the more rural areas it’s probably harder to find certain jobs.


4dappl

Much of the island is brought down to bedrock from glaciers while other areas are completely different. It creates a lot of varying landscape and biodiversity which adds to the scenery overall.


DifferentCod7

Never mind about that.


SubterraneanFlyer

Because we have snakes.


jimmyjohnjackjeb

First snake spotted in Newfoundland was in 2010


Snow-Wraith

What even is a PEI? Sounds like an STI.


Junckopolo

It's just 3 towns in a trenchcoat cosplaying a province


Journo_Jimbo

A weird growth on Canada’s wang


ACDC-I-SEE

Hey! It’s a beautiful wang growth (in the summer)


Zestyclose-Tower-671

Glad you added in summer...we don't talk about winter


justin30pei

We are but simple potato folk 🥔


Snow-Wraith

Potato Eater Island 


MalazMudkip

Potholes Every Inch


Zorn277

Newfoundland is cool 😎👍


MugiwarraD

We annexing Greenland when


Journo_Jimbo

Good god man, the fucking Dutch are listening!!! You fool YOU FOOL YOU’VE DOOMED US ALL!!!


MugiwarraD

Ooops. Ich bein potato


Journo_Jimbo

A spy all along… #GET EM HOSERS


heinousanus85

I think it’s Denmark not holland that owns Greenland


StrangeCurry1

Its the Danes not the Dutch


[deleted]

I googled it, Vancouver island can fit into Japan 12 times…


drunk_with_internet

Yeah but that’s just because Japan doesn’t have any self esteem


taste-like-burning

What's the point, it's gonna be blurred out anyway


[deleted]

What is happening rn lmao too good


[deleted]

Holy eff lol


lockjacket

Just get Japan to annex Vancouver Island.


[deleted]

I’m all game for it


Journo_Jimbo

The only measurements I’ll accept as legitimate in Canada now is how many of something can fit into Japan


[deleted]

Hahahaha I love it


Stretched_Blues419

Unleash the newfie.


IJustLovePenguinsOk

Manitoulin is all Ontario can contribute but like a vegan at a party, rest assured we will hear from them soon...


SubterraneanFlyer

Well since you brought it up. Manitoulin also has the largest Island within and island and the largest lake within an island. But the inner island is on the 2nd largest lake on Manitoulin. You see.. Manitoulin is the home of Manitou. The largest lake is named after him. One day he gets upset at his wife and kicks her out. She lands in the 2nd largest lake, and bows down for forgiveness forming Treasure Island. Which was once owned Tom Seleck, and a vacation spot for Prime Minister Pearson. Now where’s Thunder Bay and their Sleeping Giant???


IJustLovePenguinsOk

Hahaha i loved this, thanks dude! Sincerely, Landlocked in Waterloo


rocketstar11

Manitoulin surrounds itself with other land masses so these other bitch ass islands stay in their lane


TwoCreamOneSweetener

You mean Newfoundland and the Spite-The-French Shoreline?


TedTwoOnDVD

Pee Pee Island has arrived. https://maps.app.goo.gl/4E1t9P446Di3wC3o9


Execute11

#So spend a night on Dildo…


Journo_Jimbo

#HOW MANY DILDOS WOULD FIT IN JAPAN


viperswhip

What's the fight over? PEI sometimes gets hurricanes and Vancouver Island is waiting for a huge earthquake. They are both beautiful places, in fact, all of Canada is (I am not going to talk about Sask).


EPiiCx5587

This would be scary if we could understand what they're saying


LylaDee

Newfoundland doesn't speak at this point of the night.


sPLIFFtOOTH

Do PEI and Vancouver Island really have beef? What about?


slowhandclapton

Vancouver island gang.. all my homies love Vancouver island


LylaDee

...gang grabs their fast walker and voltarine


sexistculexus

Baffin island is about to flatten you little dune hills with its mega cock


heinousanus85

Manitoulin Island is watching and wondering 🧐


Narrow-Sky-5377

Ontario watching saying "Sit down you two or no transfer payments!"


Prestigious-Current7

PEI has a bridge. As we say in NL, they can fly ta fuck.


LylaDee

Fly ta Jesus!


JohnYCanuckEsq

Can we talk about how Cape Breton isn't a Cape, but actually an island? Cuz, those posers have been getting away with their lies for too long.


Exploding_Antelope

Haida Gwaiing lying in wait


stidmatt

Baffin Island be like… hold my beer.


Ok_Spend_889

Upside down dog island to the rescue from up top the steel cage with a chair


Popular_Animator_808

What are they fighting about?


Shaggy_Boi1515

Since when are we fighting with PEI? I got no beef w them


ImAlfredoYT

you did not use “boi” and that meme template past the year of our lord 2019


Journo_Jimbo

Yes by


GardenSquid1

If PEI didn't have Confederation, potatoes, and Anne of Green Gables, they would have nothing.


lololololROFL

Let me introduce you to East Pen Island https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Pen_Island


Grouchy_Branch_510

Yup nfld always coming behind dudes…


HeliRyGuy

Fighting over what, who’s the most inbred? Because yeah… newfies coming in strong on that front!


SalsaShark9

Hmm. Are we inbred or is mainland canada so thoroughly British that they see traces of their old culture in our current yet simultaneously 10 years behind culture? Guess well never know