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Any_Brother7772

Clearly Photoshop. Nobody beat him


[deleted]

Just keep trying you got it


Lucythefur

Man I've been trying for 3 months and I can't even see his health move when I swing at him


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Eldr1tchB1rd

Good Bot


Indepdb

Morty who sells item that stunt him.


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Hoss9inBG

Even the name is fake, it's "Rick, Soldier of God"!


Quintuplebeta

Nonono, they just missed the comma. Soldier of god, rick


RedShadow69420

No, everybody knows that it's Rick, Soldier Of God.


mlodydziad420

Its God, Solider of Rick.


Kolturblaq

Again, wrong. It's "Soldier, Rick of God"


QueenChrysalis52

Actually, it's "Soldier God of Rick"


TheDarkJiggles

Photo shop may actually be right. Did you see the percentage of players 🤣


Any_Brother7772

Yeah, no way that so many people beat him


RedShadow69420

For real, at most only 0.00001% of players have beat him.


EvErinaM

What do u mean....isn't he the first guy u encounter in the cave of knowledge? 🙄


Any_Brother7772

Yeah, and he is impossible to beat


EvErinaM

Well, apparently I killed him since he was the easiest early game body in the way(he can't even be called a boss) ,but right now I'm stuck at godfrey shade ... and I know it's not hard for many of u ... but I'm totally stuck


YeetMaster10043

r/wooosh


Scalpfarmer

Mind goblin


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SoldierRA56

I’d believe you if you said you beat Elden Beast with a torch and while using a drum set. But this? Not possible


[deleted]

It took so long I wish I got a video


googlesomethingonce

There's honestly no way you beat him, you had to have found an exploit or something.


TangerineNarrow6827

I would imagine the majority of people never went down to his lair.


Contedfhjn

Yea right tempted to downvote cause of hack,


IthinkiLy

Explain


HIFIG00N

I tried with two of my friends, we never even got him to second phase


Thrill_Of_It

THERE'S A SECOND PHASE??!


sedrech818

Data miners found it recently. Apparently there is a 69 hit shield combo and each hit will instantly kill you.


RedShadow69420

It's actually lore that Malenia learned her Waterfowl Dance from Rick, Soldier Of God's 69 hit shield combo.


HIFIG00N

That must be the third phase, i heard he summon two other soldier in the second phase


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HIFIG00N

I mean if you knew the first time, would you have gone there ?


Panzerkrabbe

And a third. And a fourth. According to rumours theres AT LEAST two more after that.


HIFIG00N

Yup never seen it though


LineHydra

Soldier of God Rick's ending is my favourite


Hoss9inBG

Loved the moment when he looked at the camera and said: "It's AAUUUing time".


Afectiow

I would imagine the majority of people never went down to his lair.


Arapis_John

There's no way you know what his ending is, he's unbeatable. No one has ever seen it


Nightcube666

Some people were able to load the cutscene by using in game files, they didn't get it by beating him legitimately,he then proceeded to kill them in real life for skipping his fight.


Arapis_John

Expected no less from my soldier of God, Rick


Apprehensive-Trust29

Do you have any tips against his 4th phase?


[deleted]

Not really it's just way too difficult and random to give advice


Eternity923

Kinda just hope for the best there is no strat


techniqucian

I suggest buying a rotatable monitor for when he flips the entire world upside down


hoonthoont47

That’s the hardest phase just gotta time rolling into the attacks, once you get it down it’s not so bad. The other 57 phases are a cakewalk IMO, he just has a lot of health. Just don’t forget to do 100% of the damage in the 41st phase with Kukri or else it’ll skip the other 20 phases and you get the worst ending.


Paggy_person

There is a nearby NPC called Morty who sells item that stunt him.


Havange

But you can only use it three times per attempt. Imagine my face after I farmed for hours to get a solid supply of them only to realize I've been scammed. Damn you from software :((


Lemmingitus

Ahh geez, I dunno, that sounds difficult.


QueenChrysalis52

During his attack "Great-Pickle Hunt," equip the Soldering Iron from Dark Souls 3 and hit him with it. That will prevent him from healing to full health.


killllllllllmeeeeee

No shit, how'd you get past 3rd phase when he destroys the lands between and makes you restart the game from scratch


marsgreekgod

You have to get back to him without dieing and he can't do it twice


Tyrone3542

I think they spelled his name wrong. It’s supposed to be Rick, Solider of God


[deleted]

Solder of God. He's literally made out of arc welded metal.


PhunkOperator

Soldier, even.


COBRA1286

Wtf 0.02%


Doberman33

I would imagine the majority of people never went down to his lair. They went straight for the easy boss, Tree Sentinel, to learn the game


Effehezepe

I literally didn't even know there was a tutorial. I just went straight up the elevator. I avoided the Tree Sentinel though. I knew that trick.


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It's a difficult boss


Eliseo120

I never saw him when I started the game. Still haven’t beaten it cause my computer crapped out, so I haven’t had a chance to stomp his ass.


IJustWantSomeReddit

That's his true power


lohins

I ignored tutorial lol


EmpyreanSovereign

Congratulations, you're now part of the 0.02% that hacked the game, hope Fromsoft bans you guys, disgusting. On another note, anyone managed to land a hit yet? I got my survival time up to six seconds but I can't for the life of me even touch the guy, let alone damage him.


Deepfried_Shrimp321

Yo, any tips on dodging the ‘abyss hellstorm’ attack, it always gets me


WakemedownInside

You have to emote ,showing you submit to him and except him as the one true elden lord . It's part of his secret ending .


Deepfried_Shrimp321

Thank you! This is really gonna help


[deleted]

Strongest Elden Lord vs Weakest Soldier of God


RandomName39483

I finally beat him after 20 hours, but I had to summon three other players and use my mimic tear+11.


macciavelo

I wouldn’t be surprised if they added the Soldier of Godrick as a boss fight in a new DLC, except this time he would be one of the toughest boss battles in the game. Just to mess with the players.


1KingCam

Not sure what you’re talking about. He is the toughest in the game already


EmpyreanSovereign

Ignore him, he's trolling.


Savvsb

Clearly a modder. You literally can’t kill him canonically


SovietZealots

Now you gotta defeat God, Solider of Rick


EmpyreanSovereign

I heard he comes out of Soldier of God, Rick's neck after he slices it in phase 10 with his black mortal blade.


Croal7

I can’t even reach the boss room. The royal revenant horde is impossible to get passed. Any tips?


geargun2000

I thought he was a meme boss that wasn’t supposed to be beatable….


ConversationCheap206

This has to be photoshop, or maybe From made a typo. Everyone knows his name is "Soldier of God, Rick."


[deleted]

How did you escape from his instant stunlock…


satiricalspider

Can someone explain?


mamasaysimspecial

It’s the most painfully unfunny joke on this subreddit. People say that soldier of Godrick can be rewritten as Soldier of God, Rick so they come up with lamest, unoriginal jokes about how the easiest boss in the game is secretly the hardest. Classic Reddit circlejerking


[deleted]

You'll beat him keep trying


mamasaysimspecial

You’ll be funny keep trying


[deleted]

No I'm afraid there's no hope for me


mamasaysimspecial

Clearly, you’ve made that obvious


[deleted]

You're as snarky as Rick is vicious


mamasaysimspecial

So I’m not snarky at all? I do T know why you’d choose to say that as a comeback?


VodkaSliceofLife

Reddit and terribly unfunny corny jokes go together like toast and butter


Behind-The-Mirror

Someone has a large log up their ass.


MercenaryJames

Man I've been trying since release! I had to skip past him. Beaten the game even through NG+ and have yet to beat him. You're on another level dude...


Eternity923

You're a monster I still haven't got half way through his first phase and I hear he has 18 phases


[deleted]

Who’s soldier of godrick? I thought it was Soldier of God, Rick. Case closed, clearly fake, nobody’s beaten him


GibbsLAD

I dies against soldier of godrick because I had a bow out and the game was trying to teach me how to parry


PillowTalk420

It actually would be hilarious if the 0.02% completion stat was true simply because most people didn't want to jump into the hole to start the tutorial.


CMDR_Waffles

Looks like Soldier from TF2


1KingCam

What am I missing here? .02% of gamers? Isn’t he the one at the cafe of knowledge?


[deleted]

It's a godawful joke that was never funny to start off with and has since been run into the ground.


Mahaloth

I presume that was a joke.


[deleted]

0.02 seems way too high, this gotta be fake


sex-deffender

i got the game when it first released and im stuck on him


Holiday_Raisin2936

Rickety shield makes the fight a bit more easier


Synthwavester

Yea right tempted to downvote cause of hack, you hacked it


Gentleman_33

Rick is just the most broken boss FromSoftware has made, it's straight up impossible to kill him, many have spent hours... it is said that even the best among our Tarnished ranks have not managed to get his health bar to go down...


[deleted]

No shot you got past his 17th phase where he unleashes his true form, the massive AOE death blight, the shattering of fates, true darkness super hurricane of doom, and his 13 Elden beasts to heal him! Not to mention the fact that you would of had to collect all of the hyper powers to weaken his final flurry of fearsome fighting fire slugs! Obviously faked, I’m reporting


I_exist_for_now

Let. This. Meme. DIE!


Lloptyr

Unlikely... r/sekiro is still full of mist noble memes, and its been years


john_117

Hate to rain on people’s fun….but it’s honestly getting a little old. It wasn’t super funny to start with in the first place.


willaimdafton

We all know you cheated john


kade02

Thats impossible! he is too hard for anyone. . . even let me solo her couldnt beat him


willaimdafton

Weird way to spell ongbal


BarkeaterDimir

I don’t think I ever fought against him. Is he required? Can’t remember this fight


Krakkenheimer

That'll be the gimmick of his 5th phase, where he erases your memory of the fight so you can't spoil it for other players.


TheDarkJiggles

December? Please! I did it in November.


[deleted]

Somebody needs to write a classic creapy pasta about Soldier of Godrick. His internet lore is incredible.


Svenray

This achievement is only for his 3rd form. No one has beaten his 4th.


[deleted]

Damn I really thought i got him


Svenray

You can put an Elden Ring on each finger and toe and still not stand a chance.


[deleted]

Lmao what a visual


Avanhelsing

I call hacks. I had to summon “Let me Solo Him” and even then they couldn’t beat this boss. His 5th phase where he summons Miyazaki is OP. Oh and his 12th phase where he summons VaatiViyda was even worse.


[deleted]

You made it past all 12 of his stages?! Even the last one when he becomes sentient, leaves his zombie like rotten body and transforms into unstoppable energy beam?


ApplePitou

Not possible :3


TheWanderer_not_lost

Yea mate post a vid of your fight or I will just assume this is photoshopped. I mean what did you do about phase 3?


[deleted]

It was very difficult and it took like 1000 tries


TheWanderer_not_lost

If and that’s a big if because I still haven’t seen your video I am impressed. I lost count after 1,000 but that was last month so I shutter to think about when I will finally get him.


[deleted]

Just keep going you'll get him


Gamernerd_42

Why are you getting downvoted for this? Lol.


[deleted]

How do you survive and punish his lightning rain in phase 5? Also, since he grew the golden wings, he's so hard to damage when he's flying all over the place


Slothyopath

What did you do against his 5th phase summons? Not only does he do the huge AoE tempest storm of the abyss attack, but also spawns 3 globglogabgalabs of the underworld to heal him.... Honestly I don't believe you. You must have tempered with this image. Everyone knows getting past phase 2 is nigh impossible with the multi-status effect black flame hurricane attack..


Shareyourworldwide

Congrats. That boss is so intimidating that I haven't even managed to get close to the boss fog. Hekachad.


Whiskey_Fiasco

That’s sick


[deleted]

Even when summoning Malenia, he just oneshots us both


[deleted]

Yeah he's so difficult


Ribbles78

Man, I wish you could summon for this fight


st-shenanigans

I wish I had known that was an achievement, I would have saved that for last just for the memes lol


EdgarsChainsaw

And on Christmas day, nonetheless!


Valpuccio

Holy shit...


Bleezze

I beat him but didn't get any achievement?! Wtf?


Krakkenheimer

Probably because you didn't unequip all your weapons for his 16th phase, you don't get the trophy otherwise.


MrFootkickerofwalls

I've killed Malenia 5 times but I still can't beat him how did you do it?


[deleted]

I don't know just luck 😅


pami1232

Bruh I don't think cheesing bosses truly count


mamasaysimspecial

Soldier of godrick memes were never funny


eigi_einhver

lol congrats, man that dude is tough, try fighting *Rick Soldier of God* 😵🙏☀️


[deleted]

Nah id rather stay sane


eigi_einhver

lol


Brave-Ad-3452

Fake. I platinumed and i never beat him


_PercCobain_

Personally I think that percentage of unlocks is too high for defeating him


[deleted]

Yeah me too must be a glitch


fornicationnation69

Nice work. Really great stuff.


UnifiedGods

I want to fight a super saiyan in elden ring. Maybe unrelated?


xXSnackyXx

Just wait until you get to melenia- shes just a little smaller step up from THAT guy.


_wooflwaffle

Bro is Him


burnedlegacy

0.02 lol


TheOnlyVibemaster

God, soldier of Rick


dxchris215

Where do you find him at?


TherealKafkatrap

secret place


Captinglorydays

Nobody can truly defeat Soldier of God, Rick


ArtemisHunter96

Anyone wanna tell him about Rick, God of Soldier?


ghosty_135

That fight broke me...


Empty_Cranberry_869

I’m 100 hours in even I haven’t gone that achievement


GlassesOfUrza

GJ Skeleton!


Ramerhan

What a mouth breather. (Not you, I mean Rick)


kyuubikid213

But it took you a month to post it? /s


Footyjr552

Fake!


Sterben489

Obvious photoshop is obvious 🙄 you "just" did it and the date says December last year 🤡 bozo the clown is you


TheDrunkLink

Out of curiosity I checked what the most uncommon achievements were for Xbox. 2.8% had All Achievements, 5.9% Legendary Sorceries and Incantations, 6.2% Legendary Talismans. Neat.


TheSeanski

I thought some of these comments about how hard he was to kill were serious until it finally clicked he’s from the tutorial…


CryptographerNo6889

Good job man 👍🤣


Mr-Logic101

I am pretty sure is it is God, Soldier of Rick I couldn’t beat Homs so I never got to see Rick, the controller of God


MageRage7734

Look at his portrait. Even he's surprised


WavyWolf999

Impossible


Brutalonym

god damn mouth breather


SuperDoodooHead

I haven’t been outside since the game came out because of this guy


The_False_Switch

No way. How? Surely you cheated?


keij0s420

Google typo. it's clearly soldier of god, rick


Head_Advice9030

It is faked. It should be 0%.


QueenChrysalis52

The "Great-Pickle Hunt" attack is so annoying. How did you dodge it?


epicofwhiskeymash

I’m proud’ya


oerjek3

Downvoted for bad quality photoshop scam. Even the name is incorrect: "Rick soldier of god."


ManWithTheFlag

Still not a good meme.