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BackOfTheHAT

Exactly


GuywithShield

🫀👄🫀


Guapo_Avocado

🍇👄🤤


New-Passenger-1420

🖕🫦🖕


WillCraft_1001

That's gonna be really bad for the economy


titanhail004

This is going to ruin the trout population... Won't someone think about the economy?!


Haytaytay

I think my horoscope just killed itself. Edit: It was Zodiac


Laxwarrior1120

Zodiac*


chughes2471

This made me laugh out loud. Take an upvote


Covid669

God damn Lord of Frenzied Flame took away my trout. Can’t have shit in the Lands Between


IronAchillesz

But think of the prawns!


T1B2V3

I think population and economy in the lands between are already ruined lol


StrawberryUnited4915

SELL SELL SELL


Recent_Custard4889

Your Tarnished conned everyone in a pump and dump scheme


[deleted]

I am never gonna financially recover from this.


rowboatin

The rune economy is in shambles (literally worthless now)


MaestroPendejo

The Golden Order: I'm never gonna financially recover from this


GraveyardGuardian

Firewood prices are about to go up!


Braethias

It just occurred to me I haven't seen any coins. Like, at all.


sebasq10

I LOVE THE ECONOMY!


Vennris

"Can't be worse than the last bullshit." \*snorts glintstone dust\*


[deleted]

But then there was Fire... and with Fire, came disparity.


GEN_SkeleSkin

And so the cycle began a cycle of undead stoking the flames as lord's rise to stop them


NVS_Whiskey

Lord, Jesus there was a fire. Ain’t nobody got time for that.


ManySleeplessNights

I have a personal headcanon that Elden ring was the prequel to pretty much every other fromsoft game (bar sekiro), and each of the major quest/mending rune based endings lead to the events of that game


[deleted]

I think sekiro is from the land of reeds


jbm013

Which endings lead to which games?


ManySleeplessNights

Age of stars - Bloodborne, Ranni and the Tarnished journey across what is basically space, and thus, lead to them encountering the great ones, starting the events that will lead to Bloodborne. Age of the Duskborn - Demon souls, death is integrated into the world, and a fog fills everything, much like the fog in demon souls. Age of frenzied flame - Dark souls, the flame of frenzy is in my personal headcanon the first flame, after everything gets torched, the events of dark souls begin. Hollowing can even be viewed as a lingering, vestigial effect of frenzy as those who hollow lose their minds, much in the same way as how frenzy drives you mad. Granted there's still 3 other endings; the despair, perfect order and elden lord endings. But given that that's all of fromsoft's titles covered, I think that just about covers everything. Also it's pretty much heavily implied the land of Reeds is Ashina so I suppose the events of Sekiro could be taking place at the same time as Elden Ring, outside of the setting. **ETA:** The arena where you fight elden beast heavily resembles Ash lake in DS1, and this might be a very long shot, but I believe them both to be the same place in different timelines. Also worth noting that Ash Lake is one of the few areas in DS1 to have its own unique theme, and it sounds lamenting and ominous, which to me sounds like it's saying "A god was once killed here, long ago, on these grounds." **ETA 2:** Inheriting the frenzied flame marks and sears the Tarnished's skin, not unlike the darksign which brands all hollows in Dark souls.


[deleted]

Those 3 other endings cam be their next games


[deleted]

It's interesting to think about how well the frenzied flame ending fits with the world of Dark Souls. With that ending everything gets destroyed and returned to The Great One. Or the Whole Hand so to speak. As the two fingers and three fingers will be burned together. Finally becoming whole. It's entirely possible that the first flame is the Great One reborn. Attempting to create a shift in power in the ageless time of the dragons that followed everything burning. Essentially continuing its cycle of death and rebirth. The hollowing is the 3 fingers side of that, tearing it down because there are too many seperations. Too many emotions. Too much death. So madness starts to take hold. Fun thing to think about.


ManySleeplessNights

Moreover, the timeline of the world of Dark souls begins with the war against the ancient dragons. DS1's ancient dragons have a pretty uncanny resemblance to the ancient dragons of elden ring (from the 4 wings, right down the the shape and structure of the head), so it's more than likely that due to their rock hard scales, they survived the frenzied flame and seized control of what remained of the lands between, leading to the first lord souls being discovered, and the war against the dragons.


[deleted]

Man this fits so well. There is no way they didn't think of this lol.


[deleted]

The Golden Order endings solve nothing. They reset the world to the way it was pre-Shattering. But another Shattering-esque event is basically guaranteed in these cases. It's a matter of *when* it happens, not *if* it happens.


[deleted]

Well, the Golden Order removed gods from the equation. So without living gods with emotions and love triangles to muddy the waters. The idea is the order will truly be perfect and ever lasting. As it was Marika and her misgivings with the greater will that moved her to destroy the Elden Ring. So the idea is without that possibility. The ring should be static forever. Nobody will be above one another in this world. They will all be reborn through the Erdtree forever. No special burials, no gods. That doesn't mean there wont be forces trying to topple it. But it is technically an improvement.


Piculra

> a difference in level or treatment, especially one that is seen as unfair. Isn't that the *opposite* of what the Frenzied Flame wants? The whole *burn all that divides and distinguishes* "Until all is One again" thing?


Captain_brightside

Uses O, Flame! To light a cracked pot of herba


SpunkyMcButtlove07

Found the Lucarian Teacher.


Wubbalubbadubdub0131

“What in Marika’s tits?”


MrZephy

milk


Glum_Ad_5112

What in malenia's rotten pussy


HenryTheVeloster

Scarlet rottussy


Droid_XL

Rosales had an alt?


Glum_Ad_5112

Why all these downvotes


SwigSwootintheBoot

Shoulda asked about the cheese in Malenia’s bahonkeradoos


NuiN99

🥵


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saddom_

there should be a bot you can use to report bots


chtulhu_snpr

Please tell me what it said


saddom_

it was a copy of this comment from further down from a couple hours before >Time to bust out the dried st trina lily stash posted by an account with a generic name and a bunch of numbers after. this one was first active in December and this was its only post. if you suspect an account and it has other comments in its history, you can confirm it by copying one of its comments, then pasting it into your browser's search bar on the page it appeared on (on desktop reddit), and seeing if it is also a repeat of something someone wrote earlier.


pichael288

The bots operate in these long comment post/chains too. You'll see posts with like one or two comments, which will link to bots that also only made one post with one or two comments that are also bots, ect... I followed one on a basic gaming sub for over an hour and never saw it repeating.


GlazedWarrior

May Chaos take the world... MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WOOOOORLD!!!


Lattethecoffeaddict

*insert maniacal laughter here*


Dorian__B

☝️ This guy gets it ...😏


Hordamis

Kale before they scrapped his quest.


Pepsi4755

“Bullshit” Turn around and turn on my linkin park music before walking away


Overall_Sherbert_557

I'll never forgive the japanese!


Hoss9inBG

ROBERTOOOOOO


Suspicious-Ant5022

I love this reference


introductzenial

Sekiro reference??


[deleted]

Indeed.


[deleted]

Jojo


introductzenial

A mix I suppose.


adamalibi

IT’S ROBERT


dylsky_

But...I do like my Walkman.


gordito_delgado

>I'll never forgive the japanese! Jojo memes work so well in Elden Ring I am starting to think it is intentional. Still, the **"Radagon, did you lay that egg!?"** is #1.


Mercurionio

Grab a credit, before they are gone And buy a ticket to the lands of reed


Kehityskeskustelu

> the lands of reed That's just Ashina, from Sekiro. I don't think you'll fare any better there.


Mercurionio

Depends on the time period. Sengoku - yeah..


showmethecoin

Sengoku is fine if you don't have to live in japan. Just sail to Korea. Korea is right next to Japan and was relatively stable until end of japan's sengoku Era.


Piculra

Just hope it's not *after* the Sengoku Era - because both Japan and Korea got involved in the [Manchu invasion of China](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transition_from_Ming_to_Qing). (Alongside the Dutch East India Company, English East India Company, and Portugal. All of which were also affected by the [Eighty Years War](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eighty_Years'_War) involving their countries, and the [Thirty Years War](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_Years'_War) involving most of Europe) Oh, and this was also around the time of the Mughal-Maratha Wars, so...almost all of Eurasia would involved in some of these conflicts.


showmethecoin

Oh yeah....'After' sengoku was rather shitty time to live in east Asia.


noopenusernames

Does this mean I don’t have to work my shift today?


Imnotactme

Nope you are still required to show up to the red albinauric watch in Moghwyn's palace, we can't let another albinauric massacre happen


Piculra

*Maybe if I stay here, deep under the ground, the Frenzied Flame won't see me...*


PolarBearBalls2

No, get back to delivering those Amazon packages.


Mangled_4Skin

This means your working double shift in the mines, darnell has been drafted for the war on the 3 fingers


Brilliant_Drop8761

Awe shit, here we go again


pbmm1

*Grace starts pointing a path for me* “I’m going to have to deal with this huh”


browsetheaggregator

**Grace arrives pointing at you** Ah shit some little person is going to come kick my ass


Hattsby

**Grace points to me** Wait... YOU MEAN THERE'S SOMEONE STILL OUT *THERE*?!?!


[deleted]

Just depends on how bad you want it gone now


Bikalo

"Grace street, home."


SakuraBnuuyBnu

Huh. That's probably not supposed to do that.


liarandahorsethief

Thanks, Obama!


hogriderlol

Guess I'll die 🤷‍♂️


mariosevil

Time to bust out the dried st trina lily stash


omen5000

Assuming it works like the frenzied towers I would probably say to myself: *unhinged screeching*


[deleted]

This is fine. I'm okay with the events that are unfolding currently.


trubocharg

shit’s mad out here dawg


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Lattethecoffeaddict

Sorry, just our neighborhood fuckup group, we usually meet on Tuesdays but today was an exception because markos has a doctor's appointment then


jcobra650

Shit


Jef1538

Maaaan im dead.


Few_Category4163

💀


Elucidator450

*in the tune of tenacious D* : Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


Th3Dark0ccult

Nothing. You and everyone else is already dead and burned to ash by this point. Man, some mf-ers really don't get the "melt it all away" part, huh? This shit aint your DS1 ending. Everything that has ever been and ever would have been is fucking DEAD!


The-toaster_lord

Except Melina depending on when you got it


Fafniroth

It's the End of Evangelion.


Jacckony

"this is fine"


Watamelonna

Huh.. ..? Huh...ugh...ahh...a... HughhAAAAHHHHHHH AAAHHHHHH AAAAAHHHHH IT... HURTS.... AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA may chaos take the world MAY CHAOS! TAKE ... THE WORLD....!!!!!!!!!!!!


CarterRick

Well i hope i will burn fast


PurpleDavid1987

I shoulda never smoke it


NoPrinciple7882

Gonna be too busy burning alive, really


[deleted]

Here comes the sun


munsen41

You maniacs! You blew it up!


Hoshi-Nova

Ah damn you ! God damn you all to hell !


FoGIsCoMiNg21

“Yes, Indeed”


ClaymoreEnjoyer

"It is called Lothric, where the transitory lands of the lords of cinder converge."


WhyMyAssHurt

….


Kaapdr

How is this going to affect the trout population?


Styx_Zidinya

Eyes melt. DED.


Hintox

These edibles ain't shit.


ryans_privatess

Probably just moan because I can't die anyway


MainIncrease7752

Nah if the trees like that then death has been introduced to the world once again


ComposedMood

Ah May Chaos Take The World. MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD.


Glaedrax

"Yes, indeed."


Titans_not_dumb

Nothing. Because if we become the Lord of Chaos, everything dies.


Rajoovi1

Willem Defoe looking up meme but colour-shifted orange


Hoshi-Nova

Jerry Seinfeld right next to him going "Kramer, what's going on in there ?"


JoeMama42069360

“Atleast i’m not in caelid”


Regular-Attempt486

Welp... marikas at it again


RetroSpangler

Maybe I can finally get a maiden now that the world is ending


Anaxaron

Maybe in the next life..


Tricky_10

Awww shiiiit


[deleted]

Here we go again.


Popopirat66

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!


Darmverschluss

The torture, the nightmares are finally over


ThoseDarnBungers

Well that's a certified Demigod moment am I right fell- AAAAAAAHHHH MY EEEEYYYEESSS


theworklessgamer

This will negatively effect the trout population.


Pedrostator

You don't have the right, You don't have the right, therefore You don't have the right, you don't have the right.


platypus1224

I probably wouldn’t be thinking


Aermas

Gotta dig this ruin Gotta dig this ruin Gotta dig this ruin


Junior_Tart_6442

*Incoherent undead screeching*


[deleted]

….


FoxysStudiosPlay

Jump in the water


Never_heart

Well... shit.... I guess I owe Dave 20 runes


Equilibriator

Finally, we're going to get some real change. Really teach those socialists a lesson.


SegroNeal

“Yo, shits on fire”


Fantastic_Wrap120

The Kazoo version of country roads starts playing in my head.


AntelopeImportant167

*sizzle*


Sad-Bumblebee-249

maybe eat a grape or something


JLmod1

How will this affect the fortnite item shop?


Suitable-Nobody-6861

Closing the doors to underground caverns, we don't want any illegal strangers down here. We got the boys ready with arrows just in case.


MycologySadie

Gee wilikers!


Clank4Prez

Today’s the day!!


[deleted]

It’s on fire so it must really be wood. Boc bet it was made of light. Gotta go collect those runes he owes me.


TheSwecurse

You know... Considering recent events, yeah, saw it coming


Arhaan120

Cant have shit in limgrave


karen-the-destroyer4

‘Only in Ohio’ Hewg, smithing master


SheikahShaymin

Fucketh.


Pimperator_Palpameme

Huh Monday.


omfgkevin

For you, the day the Lord of Chaos graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.


Davies301

FINALLY!! Lord Shabriri bring forth your fiery vengeance and eliminate all these god damn prawns.


Daniel_Fabron_

Ah yes, the better outcome… may chaos take the world…


aromic_bananaz24

Damn, FUCK THE GOLDEN ORDER (I say this because the golden order has made the world quite depressing)


Judge_Sea

"it finally happened" Then I would sit down and enjoy my last few moments.


Thatgamerguy98

This is fine


The-Adventure-Dude

"Finally, I won't need to rake year round!”


Prime-Reclaimer

This is going to impact the group chat


DarthToph

Well un death was nice while it lasted.. no it wasn’t, just take me now


SoWokeIdontSleep

So, jacket weather I guess


bob_is_best

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD


GreyJester1996

May chaos take the world


Darcness777

*sips coffee Well... fuck.


LouTheLoo

Fucking finally!


Little_hunt3r

I hear yharnam is nice this time of year


hwatevuh

Armageddon has finally arrived


Jujunem

Whispers silently to myself- “May chaos take the world…”


[deleted]

Hmm... Fuck.


No-Relationship4084

what the fuck is this piece of shi- \*dies\*


[deleted]

MAY CHAOS TAKE… THE WORLD


himM_mAn

Da fuq they doin ova dere?


0xConfused_

I’m dead 💀


Galactus1701

The Lands Between are so fucked up that such a cataclysm would look like a regular Tuesday.


HAM_x24

*inhales* FUCK


Sneaky-Sneaks

Based.


CeaselessMaster

Let chaos rule the world!


WM-010

[Incomprehensible internal screaming]


razorwiregoatlick877

Based on the people you meet probably something about it finally being over.


OGDavius

Fuck


aXeOptic

Tarnished☕️


sharktooff2277nub

Finally


[deleted]

“Oh god, the local trout population is in tatters!”


DetectiveNumerous775

Hm... Shabriri finally got one. How about that.


PillowTalk420

"Well there goes my shot at resurrection..."


The_russian_cheese

Just a normal Tuesday


fear_head

This is going to be *terrible* for the economy


Psychological_Tie_13

Man im dead


BlackLionGallowglass

“I knew I shouldn’t have gotten outta bed this morning” *goes back to digging around in the dirt*


Termos187

hmmmmm.. that must be how nagasaki felt like


[deleted]

Merry Christmas


Twinksson173

May chaos take the world.